carroll to Colbert

well most likely if we were to look at carrolls list of movies something funny would show up, but definitely not 'the office', benji knows the office is crap and hasn't bothered to watch even ten seconds of it so going for benji... Id most definitely stop and give carrell a ride if he were stuck walking in a thunderstorm although if he were to get on the phone and start being obnoxious to his manager or whoever on phone id eject him

this brings us to Colbert, once in polk county Florida, in a small town called winter haven, i spent two weeks with a Mexican coyote and general drug dealing, pimping, criminal, washing dishes whilst working with a couple of Chinese guys, including the business owner. With the Mexican, most likely his English was crap and we just talked in Spanish all day, a language i learned to speak at age 16, and ended up modifying the speech therein in the usa so as to adopt a more standard kind of Spanish as opposed to that kind most commonly spoken in Spain.

anyway, Roberto, the coyote, was telling me how one day the Chinese cook was trying to kick up a stink so he bundled him outside to yell at him and possibly slap him around,

"do you think that's a man?" Roberto the coyote asked about the Chinese cook. "that's not a man! More like a girl!" Roberto affirmed contemptuously. In the same way, this is how we see Colbert, as berto saw the Chinese cook that tried to front up to him. Watching Colbert on letterman is going to be about wondering if or when Colbert will go for gender reassignment surgery and how his kids are going to take it, and his wife. Total car accident.