errr, 50 shades of grey. While the actors looked reasonably embarrassed during their interview with Guthrie about the big Hollywood studio porn movie, Guthrie was, unsurprisingly, ecstatic about it (although she is also rumored to have smiled like a Cheshire cat after learning her dog died, her grandmother died and her nephew was diagnosed with autism, so she's pretty much a crazy bitch).
still 50 cent's shades brought on a whole new level of crazy bitch with Guthrie rumored to have been seen skipping and whistling from the cinema exit back to the box office in a day spent viewing the movie six times in a row near times square, it's reported she only stopped grinning broadly from ear to ear to say, "one more ticket" and"more popcorn please, hurry up or ill make them send you back to Pakistan!"
when asked to comment, the master of the shades, 50 (cent, that's like five dimes i guess, don't ask me what you can do with a dime apart from imagining how much it would cost Bernanke to implement quantitative easing (printing out loads of extra money) if only dimes were involved), sorry to digress, fitty (fifty) is reported to have said he'd be happy to pimp out that ho (Guthrie) 'whenevs yo' and that white people are creepy as there wasn't even a car battery, jumper leads and vasoline used in any of the movie's raunchier moments
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