howdy froonds

well it must have been many moons since last catching family guy and American dad from monsiour McFarlane and co, but had some tonight and it ties in with a strange dream from like Friday or Saturday night... Let's see now, first of all, this anecdote is not big fibs like the white folks tell on letterman as guests, how they caught bigfoot on a magic carpet ride on the way to the times square studio that"night"... This tall seeming tail did in fact occur....
also, calculate that any jealousy or suppressed regret at not achieving what McFarlane has achieved in life is tempered by a solid understanding of how great my hair really is... Let's briefly go there.... Cue piano music

listeth thee those beautiful strands? Those are the benji's hair, whose bad hair day is beyond compare in superiority to all other coiffures on a good day....

ok enough of that, my hair really is that great though, sometimes a little itchy but worth the suffering to bless the world with such beauty

anyway so caught the American dad with the joe Biden dojo, didn't plan to, just came on the tv, the thing is, had this most unusual dream few nights ago. In my dream, which wasn't funny, there was a grey alien like 25,000 years old, he disguised himself as a person with a wig, like roger would do. In fact, after thinking about it afterwards, didn't seem like roger as the alien in my dream seemed very powerful, in fact, it was as if he paralyzed my body and voice so that when i woke up around five am, despite being awake from the experience, couldn't move my body or use my voice about ten seconds at least, it seemed. It was creepy, not funny like American dad. Also maybe in dream there were two humans who were probably just aliens disguising themselves as humans i guess and they had achieved some kind of immortality so that their bodies wouldn't age, i suppose that's impossible even amongst civilisations in other galaxies, solar systems etc but who really knows .... Also, in my dream the alien, 25,000 year old one, now there was only one, that really actually kind of paralyzed me, i guess, told me that he"chose me" .... That's kind of coincidental to American dad episode as roger tells Steve he didn't choose him, Steve, as a student, but that Steve came to him

one possible explanation for this dream was that i was going into withdrawal after not having seen any McFarlane stuff in so many months

also caught family guy where they go to Orlando and drink gas from a jerry can

McFarlane may not be familiar with the notion of cupcaking, this is where a person farts in the hand then moves the hand to the recipient client's nostrils... Cupcaking