Saturday, August 30, 2014

le langue forte / france 24 heures / marcel pagnol




voila les 'stairs' anglaise (escaliers)........ le mot est homonym avec 'stares' (regarde).... il y a beaucoup de homonym en anglaise avec le deux significance, et plussier trucs encore..... peu-t-etre c'est pas un accident mais l'oeuvre du escrivain anglais, francis bacon, del epoque du "Shake-Spear".....

voila, qui est Marcel Pagnol? il etait un escrivain francais 1895-1974, Pisces.... ici le wikipedia en anglais de sa vie:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcel_Pagnol

il etair prof du langue anglais une epoque en Marseilles - sa region de la France.... il etait de les personne plussier en France de s'interessait por le nouveau moyen du comunication: le film..... il a escrit le premiere film francais avec les mots parlait..... il a escrit quelque livres (novels) avec succes en France......example: La Gloire de mon père, un livre que s'en trouve au ma maison, un livre autobiographique que s'agit de la chasse (hunting)...... en espagnol: casar (faire du mariage) cazar (chasse/hunt) - s'en dire du maniere diferent au nord de l'espagne mais de la meme maniere au sud de l'espagne y pour tout les lieux hispan-parlante comme les etats unis, sudamerica, etc......

voila, en anglais en dit: a man's home is his castle

the ancient Goddess Shakes-Spear at the Serpent of Ignorance
voila ice la vie du Socrates en wikipedia:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socrates

Friday, August 29, 2014

Post title


ok so let the long weekend start, three days off...... driving home, listening to the bbc they had some american woman that was talking out against rape and some new laws in california or something and she started saying how her boyfriend had sexually assaulted her (because she said, 'quit it, i'm tired', but like it took her ten years to figure out that was a sexual assault) - this lady was for real...........then i thought of bill o'reilly, who, despite having mentioned in last post and now again just now in this post, we do not generally spend any time thinking of or even remembering his existence at all, however, it would have been interesting to hear his opinion of this woman after she said exactly what she said, which has been reasonably well paraphrased --- the words 'far left loon' definitely come to mind

anyhoo..........moving on, the holy grail of movies, to some extent: one flew over the cuckoo's nest......remember that scene where mcmurphy is really steamed because he can't watch the baseball game so he gets all the nuts to pretend/act like the baseball game is showing on the tv anyway, when in fact it's just a blank screen

well often, due to lack of worthy tv/movies, that is all there is in the benji's mind: a blank screen......although we'd like to watch something entertaining, hollywood can't get it's act together so benji has to cobble something together in his own mind

take will ferrell, he often does funny stuff but he's very hit and miss.......... and you don't have time to sit through all his work annotating which is worth watching again and what not.... plus what has he been doing lately apart from appearing on australian tv and selling seaweed on japanese tv commercials? solution: imagine will farrell in your own movie, in fact, in MY own movie --------

JEWDO!    (title)

when it's time to throw someone over your shoulder!    (goofy tagline)

(synopsis)  Rabbi Goldfinkle (Ferrell) has been keeping/sugar-daddying a sultry Latvian honey on the side unbeknownst to his wife Meira, children and congregation at the Synagogue in Forest Hills, NY, where he is a highly respected pillar of the community. Then one day his Latvian lover, Ublanka, gives him an alternative: give her a million dollars and say goodbye to her forever or she will reveal his dirty secret to his entire congregation and wife, etc. Unable to come up with a million dollars, Goldfinkle and his erstwhile (what does  that word even mean?) buddy Hymmiemyer (Ben Stiller) happen to walk past a poster advertising a backstreet Judo competition for money. Goldfinkle has only three months to come up with the money, but will he be able to toss enough people over his shoulder in that time to win big? Further complicating matters, he's never actually studied/practiced Judo before.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

BOGSAT


'parently that's u.s. military jargon for Bunch Of Guys Sitting Around Talking or basically what the talking heads at fox news do on a regular basis..........not having seen any o'reilly for many moons now, nor their talking heads: colonel hunt, colonel mustard (made that one up), professor green (sorry that's another cleudo name character)..... anyway, you know, goldberg and the other jewish guy krauthammer and the miller guy -- just not tuning in so not sure what their BOGSAT about 'Islamic State' in syria/iraq is

but reading some various newspaper articles about it recently, here's what we deduce

some american journalist was recently beheaded and it shocked the pants of all the people that forgot that this was happening every second day, virtually, in iraq under bush - or something near to it - temporary amnesia can do that to you

philosophical note: "one should be careful not to become a monster when dealing with monsters" - nietzsche

the dynamic in iraq and subsequently syria should be seen as a bush/obama thing --- bush started it in the first place, it was completely him and his people that wanted to go there --- and a bunch of americans......

obama is the exact opposite, he's a total isolationist.............

this isn't pointing fingers, saying 'told you so' - -because we never told you anything of worth on this blog except the whole thing is a mess

but remember mccain was saying, let's arm the syrian rebels -- we actually agreed with him at the time! well it turns out america did arm those very same rebels! indirectly by virtue of arming the iraqis and then those rebels taking the arms......... obama did nothing in syria and now a lot of people are calling to attack the very people they would have been supporting and arming against the syrian president only a year ago!

so clearly the whole situation there is a mess.............. all this talk about 'destroying IS' is absolutely crazy talk......... nothing is going to be destroyed there...... all they can do there is protect some interests like big oil, the shi-ite govt. in baghdad............ dysfunctional! the american military wouldn't even sell fighter planes to the shi-ite govt. they set up in baghdad at such cost..... and then the russians came in and did it in a heartbeat, and what is that govt. doing with those russian fighter planes?

and there's a story about the u.s. military not having 'good intelligence on the ground there in IS land'.... really!? there aren't enough satellites to see a million different things to bomb?

and the really smart thing that someone said: there's no strategy, without a strategy there's no way forward

and then you have Dempsey talking about building a coalition with the Europeans! a coalition of what? french fry producers? maybe they can have a coalition that changes all the french fries around the world into freedom fries! fuck having a coalition with Europe, that just sounds clueless

how about - keep IS away from targets you don't want them having? oh yeah, Barry doesn't want to bomb anything, fodot (forgot - [sic])

that's my BOGSAT, but it was really just one guy, not bunch of guys, and typing, not talking so really, ODLAT - one dude lying around typing

oh, almost forgot, the 'danger' of importing 'home-grown' terrorists back from the war zone........ really? can we all just breath easy, knowing that internet surveillance is at an all time high and all the home grown terrorists are probably all spotted and accounted for? people have always been able to make home made bombs - all they need is a bunch of petrol and a car, they've been doing it in iraq for years and years under bush, killing 200 at a hit, and in pakistan too........... the whole goddam nutjob 'islamic' world took a big breather under obama...........just accept the fact that these guys love fighting and they don't give a rat's arse about the civilian populations they are brutalizing in iraq under the pretense of making them strictly observant of 'religion' (that stinks!) - lock them up already if they are u.s. or australian citizens the minute they get off an airplane deciding their bloody holiday adventure is over and they want to go back to selling watermelons

home grown terrorism, give me a break! if people can't procure RPGs here in australia or america then they can't take down a landing jumbo jet and any monkey that can pump gas can build a big enough bomb to mass murder people if they really want to............the majority of moslems in australia and america are not disaffected whackjobs but happy and hard working citizens........ not a threat......... don't tell us the intelligence agencies don't have the 'home grown' terrorists on their fun fighting holidays in syria/iraq fichados (spotted)

Monday, August 25, 2014

benji deserves a medal bitches


and here it is: the U.S.
Navy and Marine Corps Achievement Medal 
Service: Navy, Marine Corps
Criteria: Meritorious service or achievement in a combat or noncombat situation based on sustained performance of a superlative nature

whether it's a medal or a flash of boobs from kate couric, everyone deserves rewards in life 

God knows i have taken so much shit now, it is a miracle i never got a medal sooner.... my russian buddy Sergei from Siberia flew in to sydney today from hawaii where he spent the past few months and i gave him a ride from international to domestic terminals with a brief park and stand up chitty-chat for about 20 minutes where he presented me with this medal (that some guy in hawaii gave him randomly), and some american flag stickers, one of which i stuck next to my rear registration tag...... needless to say, you can buy this medal for yourself probably for $1.50 on ebay, but it was nice actually being presented with one, and without having to go through the arduous back-stretching and saluting and starching of clothes and what not......... actually i've booked in for a september 9 visit to the army here to see if i can get a job for the army, although not sure if they would take me, at age 38 and not even sure i can do the minimum push-ups/ chin-ups they require...... however, i've quit smoking 10 days ago now - absolutely quit...... so my cardio-vascular health should be pretty good......... not sure what standards they require for heavy vehicle drivers but that is the job i'm applying for anyway, of course with the army, if they take you, they can deploy you - eg., to afghanistan or iraq ---  i would probably go -- not like anyone is getting blown up with IEDs from australian army in iraq lately --- if i had to go to afghanistan i wouldn't trust any of the locals, least of all the ones in their army meant to be on 'my side' -- complete bunch of treacherous fuck-ups those guys are, everytime u.s./australian army people get blown up it's often one of the afghani guys that is meant to be on their side -- at least the taliban tells you they are your enemy, they don't pretend to be your friend and then betray you while they are at your side........what a complete disaster........... actually it'd be pretty scary driving a convoy to afghanistan through pakistan, those pakistanis are just trouble...... often it's the talibanis there blowing you up in pakistan, but at least they aren't traitors, just hostile........ do you remember all those civilian truckies in iraq from america getting blown up all the time under bush? and all that so that ISIS sunnis can take syria and half of iraq under obama -- with all the american weapons and what not trucked around by those almost mercenary civilian truckers (they got paid huge $$$ but very often were blown up)

btw, now that the benji has been given some recognition and earned a medal, it's probably a good time to say that despite bitching about all kinds of celebrities, like Jimmy Kimmel, etc, the truth is these guys pay huge amounts of taxes to support things like forest rangers and what not so actually society should be grateful to people like this for paying big amounts of taxes, despite being idiots. At ease.

Sunday, August 24, 2014

movie review: "big ass spider" 2013


a big resounding yes to this movie, in fact, have just spent a few minutes trying to find some old australian car commercial from the 1980s where the jingle says 'yes, yes, yes!' --- just to emphasize the emphatic YES this movie receives

set in LA, including downtown LA, this movie is a hoot and a holler, giant mutating spider gets bigger and bigger, tongue in cheek comical military types - cliched seek to destroy giant spider, as does pest killer and his buddy jose

noone in this  movie comes across like barry manilow, in contra-distinction to the previous movie, the lebeuf vehicle........ and btw noone is saying you should go and suicide like williams did just because you feel like you can't be entertaining --- suicide is not a response to not feeling adequate at entertaining others as serious thespian or stand up comic or whatever........ we understand low dopamine/seratonin, dehabilitating depression such as caused the lady that did all the female voices on south park until she shot herself in the head in 1999............... it seems most understandable in war veterans and least understandable amongst entertainers, but surely lack of ability to be taken seriously and inability to entertain might possibly gnaw at the metaphorical entrails of actors and entertainers as this is their raisson d-etre (that's french for reason for being)

anyway, noone in this movie came across like barry manilow like in the previous review: not the spider, not the fighter jets, not the military major guy, not the pest killers, not jose, not the blonde, noone! that's great!

even the casting agents for this movie, those are the people that choose the actors, when they were auditioning spiders for the role (i'm guessing they built miniture version of LA in order to make the spiders seem bigger -- they possibly used a special spider exclusively for stunt scenes, it's all smoke and mirrors, these movies) anyway, even the casting agents that chose the spider(s) that were cast in this movie, they weren't like barry manilow either so no need to relearn potty pooping for them! hurrah!

movie review: "The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman"


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1196948/?ref_=nv_sr_1  (imdb: "The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman")

this movie sux, don't waste your time watching it....... i just got it for whiffy coz she's like from Romania and this movie is set in Bucharest.......... this movie is a good opportunity to explain what is wrong with acting schools / 'hollywood' / modern western films, etc

first of all, can you recall that movie 'the breakfast club' where the teacher guy is about to hit judd nelson's character and he is saying what a swell guy he is and how everyone thinks he's great and then telling the nelson kid that he is nothing

this is how benji perceives the thespian world that produces the western movies in general -- as that swell teacher guy that's gonna be 'crackin' skulls'....... and benji is just some poor, wretched kid whose dad gives him a carton of cigarretes and says smoke up Johnny and who can't even have a proper relationship with Clare because of their socio-economic differences and what not

you know i went one night in nyc to watch some players perform some scenes from some shakespeare plays that are familiar to us, like king lear for example.... some acting teacher, samual l jackson's teacher was there playing king lear's fool and there were some other famous thespians there.......... also we mentioned on this blog taking a couple of classes with angelina jolie / christopher walken's teacher: bob mcandrew.... and taking a few acting lessons here in sydney at the actor's pulse studio in redfern........

look it doesn't matter where benji goes with the thespians, the relationship is always the same, the thespians are established, they are right and proper, they are in with the decent folks (degenerates all), they are crackin' skulls, they are the teacher guy from the breakfast club........benji is just a poor, misguided, foolish youthful guy with excellent hair

so nobody is going to care what advice i could offer to shia lebeouf, right? why would they want to listen to the benji, that'd be like wanting to listen to the punk judd nelson character from breakfast club give you career advice -- crazy -- you wouldn't go to him unless you needed a cab ride and someone to scream and carry on around obnoxiously like the two-faced animal you are; sorry to digress anyway

http://youtu.be/zGiCkSJOdpg  (professional thespian 'crackin' skulls')

my advice to labeouf: redo potty training -- not suiciding and being reborn as a baby like robin williams has/will do and relearning toilet training as a baby, but really just setting up an acting school where you can just 'make the breakthrough' of potty training in front of ten or more qualified potty trainers

i mean this in the most literal meaning of the words, in fact, ALL acting schools around the west could institute the same regime: get an adult sized potty, pull your pants down and crap in there in front of everyone......... that's probably the best you could do

it's unlikely shia lebeouf will ever be able to make a movie seriously worth watching unless he redoes potty training (as an adult) -- not potty training someone else in his free time, but seriously going to an acting school and relearning potty training there -- seriously -- and literally

then you wouldn't have anal trash all the time maybe

God Bless

Saturday, August 23, 2014

horror film review: all cheerleaders die


all kinds of interesting looking horror and non-blockbuster type movies coming out of america these days, pity there's just no time/energy to watch them all but they look great

http://www.imdb.com/list/ls002397163?ref_=hm_3p_vi3   (latest horror movies)

http://www.imdb.com/list/ls002309697?ref_=hm_3p_vi1   (latest non blockbuster type films)

all cheerleaders die is entertaining horror fun - thumbs up

Thursday, August 21, 2014

various social/political musings/commentary



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fql2KpKEUc   (cartman sucky sucky techno song)

so that is a really cool techno song, based on cartman's unusual experience as vietnamese hooker ming-lee, makes for great listening

okay so was thinking a little about that movie, lucy, and the director guy, and not meaning to sound disrespectful, but thought it would be a funny joke to somehow compare him to a gypsy: ie., what's the difference between besson and a gypsy in southern france? the gypsy has less kids/wives so more time to spend rifling through supermarket dumpsters..........

running low on internet so haven't been able to listen to any of my favorite internet radio shows like ground zero, am coast to coast with george noori, wall street journal, mark mcgill 95.3 michiana, glenn beck, rush; seulement rien! only nothing! internet won't renew til end of month so have to conserve.... it'd be interesting to hear a program on noori's show about people with superpowers during atlantean and lemurian civilizations but instead all we get is constant rehashing and kind of morbid obsession with certain things like ufos

anyway, local politics, here's a story about the federal police here, something like the fbi
http://m.smh.com.au/national/australian-federal-police-seize-millions-from-the-bank-accounts-of-nine-russian-business-people-20140821-101p5h.html
investigating some russians.......... it's a very disturbing story because the authorities here NEVER investigate human rights abuses in china and how they relate to immigration from china and wealth from china that is spent here.........in other words, how can the federal police here waste their time and the courts time on russians like these and send the message that communist chinese always get carte blanche to do whatever they want just because there's no transparency

this means it's on the cia, the fbi and various western state organs of this kind to start gathering intelligence on china, in a kind of long-term, serious way........... this is absolutely unfair on our populations to have chinese bringing, owning and spending millions of dollars in australia and america and canada (witness sydney and vancouver's real estate markets thanks to communist chinese dirty money), from communist china, and our authorities are completely unprepared to collect intelligence on them...........and then on top of that it's like, wow look, the russians are suspicious, it's pretty grotesque.......... it's just wrong to not vet the communist chinese and always be putting these arse-backward hot-spot warzone moslems under the microscope -- that's extremely unbalanced

the idiot american media like reuters and ap and buddies like to bandy about phoney terms obama's idiot administration have come with like 'pivot to asia'.......... what 'pivot to asia?' there wasn't any pivot to asia any more than your momma is a mud wrestler in a tittie bar (ignore that in the unlikely instance your momma is a mud wrestler in a tittie bar)..........obama is just an isolationist........thanks to the disparate foreign policies on 8 years of bush vs obama, you have all these disenfranchised people under the bush years getting all the weapons through fighting for them that the americans lavished under bush on the shi-ites who were winners they picked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GvCP7Kvkjo

thinking about the u.s. governments policy under bush and obama, all 16 years taken together, makes me feel like i am shelly and the u.s. govt, particlarly with regard to its foreign policy in the middle east (and china!) is stan; you just want to tell them: get out of my room turd! and shut up turd!

maybe that will work, if you work in foreign policy for the u.s. govt, imagine i'm shelly and you're my little brother stan and i'm telling you: turd, collect some intelligence on communist china, so that you can start arresting criminals from there the way you would from russia or wherever coz otherwise this is going to continue being a massive joke

clive palmer, local politician, what a hero.......... the guy has the balls to stand up and say the truth, the chinese govt. are mongrels that shoot there own people --- the guy deserves a high five, i would buy him a beer, a really expensive one........

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

$5 sucky sucky

who can forget that classic south park episode where cartman believes he's a cheap Vietnamese whore....

just tried signing in to Yahoo news to leave that exact comment (see blog post title), regarding some factory explosion in China

it's a pity people don't bother trying to boycott Chinese products due to their human rights abuses....



anyway, keep your eyes open for upcoming posts on fashion in Sydney, it will all be in French... If there are any comments about the 20 heure French news broadcasts, we'll include them in those French language postings, stay tuned

$5 sucky sucky!

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

hollywood types........


ok well after seeing that movie today, which technically was yesterday now as it's 140am at present and thus wednesday (big whatever)....... well it was the first movie we've seen at the cinema in quite a long time now, the last one that comes to mind was the james bond movie........ anyway.......... let's see, another thing that really was memorable in that movie were the erudite and scholastic looking students, especially on one particular pew, in freeman's lecture theatre........... amazing! and if they were just extra actors well they did a great job looking all intellectual-like, clearly they have been reading sophisticated things while on the crapper crapping

now let's explore some of the colorful personalities that make up 'hollywood' which is only a hop, skip and a jump away from sesame street - whatever that means, actually hollywood here is the entire planet but refers to the small community that produces all the big budget movies and a lot of the little arthouse movies........let's first start by saying that these actors that enjoy occasionally doing arty-farty, small movies with no big distribution, for the art factor..... they should know that people in spain really watch those little movies that you can't even watch in america or australia........for example, in madrid, you can quite easily go and see some tiny, shitty arthouse movie that these big a-listers do when they're not making resident evil or whatever

this brings us to jokavich, besson, johansen........ et al.......... did some reading on the afore-mentioned three of them...... it seems besson and jokavich were married/a couple for 2 years around 1997-1999 at the time besson directed jokavich in her portrayel of joan of arc (haven't seen it) and other movies......... jokavich found great commercial success with resident evil movies....... jokavich is now married to an english movie director/writer who directed some of her resident alien movies (anderson).......... i wonder if jokavich sees besson at cannes if they just look away from eachother instead of even sharing a gaze for a moment, or if they wave at eachother or something.......... interesting............besson married about four times, having daughters with about three women, the second one was 15 years old when he started dating her........... i can actually relate to that as i once was kind of infatuated with a 15 year old girl when i was 23 years old..... so i definitely wouldn't get all moralistic preachy about that shit............that woman had a child with him when she was about 17 years old........... besson and jokavich both seem to be in more stable, longer term relationships at present with their respective mates, both of which are film types..........

jokavich said something at some point about russians (she's half russian) seeking for 'the truth' at their foundation -- sounds like horseshit, kind of like saying spaniards are vegetarians because they eat corn........ in any case, i'm sure the truth is jokavich would look good in a pair of panties and maybe there are some pictures of her on the internet just so

johannsen, lives in paris these days and is up for grabs gentlemen, apparently, so good luck with that -- she's not a virgo - but not a bad sign either, some kind of sagitarius....... she's american half jew half dane........ anyway i'm now going to try my hand at hollywood script writing, unfortunately, i do not have the talent of a besson, so avert your eyes:

scene: outdoors, during a thunderstorm, at night, wind and rain, a bright moonlit field; the deep south, before the civil war........... various actors like matt damon and tom hanks abound..........  a horse-pulled wagon has fallen day............the actors all speak with virtually undecipherable southern accents that require subtitles........ somehow, this is an american accent that the military, the national tv/cinema annihilates........but occasionally you hear it on talkback radio from callers

matt damon's character: paw the village idiot robin williams has fallen off the wagon, he's dead as a doornail

tom hanks' character: ain't no time to give him proper burial son, fetch you a couple of niggaz and bury him quick, we got to get to the swine, feed 'em them's chaff then head off old man gunderson afore he russles the cattle (spits tobacco)


okay that was pretty bad, also, remember we postulated that morgan freeman, with that amazing voice of his, could trick you, say you had missed a night's sleep and were confused and what not, he could trick you into crapping into your hand and eating it and thinking it tasted hunky dory - like fine french cuissine 'merde des Dieus' sounds great!)...... we're actually going to write the script for that now, sorry if that's sad:

(morgan freeman voiceover)

corn, it's been a staple of american life for over two centuries, it's in the gas you pump at the service station, the breakfast serials you eat, and everytime you dig your hand into your bucket at the cinema, it's what you shovel into your mouth (the rest practically writes itself)

anyway, colorful thespians, wow

Monday, August 18, 2014

revue au film, Lucy, du besson/johanssen


ajourdui c'est le premiere fois que mon femme et moi lesse l'enfant avec le babysitter y nous allons au date - nous meme......... 2 heures precisment....... je crois que j'ai appris quelque chois entre lesser l'enfant y de se reconnaitre........

alor, le film commence avec beacoup des criminal 'gangsters' au corea, en chinois - taiwan precisment..... on parle le langue sien, coreen........ il y a pas des subtitles........ c'est pas grave, on comprendre tout tres facilmente........ le tecnique du film c'est magnifique........ parfait, realment, le son, les effects special......... tout le choses comme ca........... s'agit de le typique film hollywooddien, avec le car chase, beaucoup des pistol, glock glock...... violence comme ca..... meme si, l'argument c'est tres interessant........... Lucy a des capacitees mystique/magique, tres puisant....... selon le film avance, plus puisant encore, le guion c'est tres bien........ tout c'est bien avec le shotlisting/screenplay - magnifique

on parle seulement ici des miracles q'fait Lucy.........elle est comme une Jesu en le film: elle peut faire beaucoup des choses miraculeux....... example: au fin du film, Lucy voyageur por ce que les mystiques s'appelle Les archive 'Askasic'.......... si on peut faire un voyage avec le corp astral, on peut regarde beaucoup des chosse passe y du future aussi....... ca c'est vrai........ mais on connait pas comment s'on fait, mais explorer les archive 'Askasic' serait normal pour le gen comme Jesu...........

aussi interessant, il y avait un moment pour le film que Lucy commencer a perdre le control sur le corp meme soi, donc elle se cache pour le toillete d'avion.....tout les corp de Lucy commence a desmaterializer, en un moment Lucy parait comme une portrait du Picasso....... j'ai lu peu de chosse, peu't'etre rien, q'explique l'idee mystique du 'desmaterialization' du corp (faire tout le corp, non seulement invisible, mais aussi, desmaterializee completment........) peu't'etre c'est une explication de l'instance pour l'Biblie sur le resurrection de Jesu mais je croit pas, o l'ascencion de Mohammed, aussie je croi pas...........meme si, je croi que ca c'est vraiment posible: non seulement faire le corp invisible, mais desmaterializee le corp totalment durant un voyage astral.......

Lucy c'etait formidable y magnifique! cinq etoille!

Sunday, August 17, 2014

quit smoking attempt number umpteen


if at first you don't succeed.........

so keeping tabs: friday 15th - 2 cigarillos, yesterday 16th none and today 17th which is almost over, none...... also, prior to friday, not so many that there is a tremendous backlog of nicotine in the body for clearing so it should be all systems go now to just stop

subconscious: we will have pink, clean, healthy lungs: always........... again subconscious mind:  we will have pink, clean, healthy lungs: always --- is that clear subconscious mind?

found a little $ lying around today on the floor somewhere, one bill

Saturday, August 16, 2014

orange county hunter wholeheartedly approves of Nietzsche's following words:


It is a painful and tragic spectacle that rises before me: I have drawn back the curtain from the rottenness of man. This word, in my mouth, is at least free from one suspicion: that it involves a moral accusation against humanity. It is used--and I wish to emphasize the fact again--without any moral significance: and this is so far true that the rottenness I speak of is most apparent to me precisely in those quarters where there has been most aspiration, hitherto, toward "virtue" and "godliness." As you probably surmise, I understand rottenness in the sense of decadence: my argument is that all the values on which mankind now fixes its highest aspirations are decadence-values.
I call an animal, a species, an individual corrupt, when it loses its instincts, when it chooses, when it prefers, what is injurious to it. A history of the "higher feelings," the "ideals of humanity"--and it is possible that I'll have to write it--would almost explain why man is so degenerate. Life itself appears to me as an instinct for growth, for survival, for the accumulation of forces, for power: whenever the will to power fails there is disaster. My contention is that all the highest values of humanity have been emptied of this will--that the values of decadence, of nihilism, now prevail under the holiest names.

"i am orange county hunter and i approve this message from Nietzsche."

Friday, August 15, 2014

introducing: orange county hunter to this blog

ok now you're some kind of genius and you're gonna tell me the guy below, his helmet says: 'bounty hunter'



regardless, we're introducing this guy as o county hunter or orange county hunter......... anytime something kick-arse happens like a good movie gets play or some killer song or whatever, Glen Beck says something cool, whatever, we'll say: orange county hunter approves........... likewise, if the opposite occurs, we'll say, orange county hunter would think that sucks.......... it's almost sacrilegious because instead of resorting to regular religions, like hollywood movie stars or buddha or soccer players or whatever, we'll just refer to orange county hunter as if he's the point of reference that matters........... so nevermind what would Jesus do or would Madonna approve of that or would David Beckham think that's swell, instead it will just be 'orange county hunter' approves or dissapproves for the duration of this blog which will still require many hundreds of posting before we can go on to the next blog which will be tag-lined: that's how we do it in the pros...... it's unclear if orange county hunter will be used as a motif in the next blog.........but for the duration of this blog, thumbs up and down proceed from orange county hunter......



Thursday, August 14, 2014

hello bitches


well that last post was during late hours of work, after midnight, turned friday, in fact, while listening to glen beck........ was holding out, hoping for some bonus money and my prayers were answered..........however, my customer was an extremely hot, leggy blonde, who was already no doubt feeling hot and frisky so the long ride home was fraught with temptation i must say........... after that lustful (in thought, albeit not in act) episode, i get to a service station, it's freezing cold winter here, and once again, some dumb-arse from south asia wants to be a total white hating racist and play, make the service station customer freeze outside in the cold as long as possible, so my adulterous thoughts and platform was physically frozen over and then channeled to anger, more irateness than real anger..........

now i'm feeling peeved before bedtime.........rush was talking about the case in missouri and so was beck before that.......... it's pretty simple stuff, if a cop: black/white/yellow/green, whatever, tells you to do something, you do it........ an exception might be if a cop tells you to tuck your shirt in or something stupid like that, god only knows why a cop would tell you to do something like that, but if a cop says put your hands on your head, as a precursor to cuffing you, you absolutely do it or you are practically very likely out of your mind

if there are too many black people in prison in america, blame the judges/judicial system and lawyers, etc, don't blame the cops..........everyone knows what cops do, and do they carry guns around in case someone is getting carried away by a hot air balloon, so they can shoot the balloon before it whisks them off? no, they carry guns to shoot people with, glock, glock........... what is so hard about not punching cops in the face? i know the answer to that because i was actually once arrested for assaulting a cop! an on-duty cop..... fortunately, it was in closed quarters and he didn't have much space or need to pull his gun out i guess, but i wouldn't pull that business on an american cop unless i knew i could disarm him because i know he'd shoot me dead....... it's a no brainer!

this kid in missouri is some punk black bitch that thinks he's bow-wow and is all playing the victim and shit......don't confuse the issues my black friends, if there are too many blacks in the prisons, don't blame the police for that: they don't try people in the courts and they don't make the laws.......... that kid in missouri punched a cop in the face! and he was trying to shove the cop back into his car! that's like playing russian roulette! what kind of a crazy kid was that? that kid was crazy and possibly a pothead and suffering pothead induced psychosis, no-one in their right mind does that to a cop, i know because i have been there! please

and now everyone is rioting there and cnn is pretending that they had some journalists arrested while buying mcdonalds when in fact they were arrested for occupying a boarded up and looted/smashed mcdonalds........ come on! so ridiculous, you can't tell right from wrong?

one last rant, that petrol station attendent tonight, sure he was pakistani....... what kind of an evil, horrible, nasty country is pakistan? suicide bombers routinely blow up 200 people...........everyone is married to their cousin and in-bred suffering severe genetic abnormalities..........pakistan, saudi arabia too, countries with no future: zip........... don't even go there..........best thing those people can do now is just avoid marrying their cousins for the sake of salvaging any useful genes their breeding might bequeath to posterity....... complete and utter fuck-up nation: pakistan............did you know it's the only nation koom-bi-yah isolationist obama routinely signs off on bombing the shit out of people in with cia drones? maybe the cia just hates pakistan.......... maybe it's not even an obama thing

where the hell is obama getting his advice and cues from? cnn? what a disparate mess the whole media/politics scene is in america........

did that black kid that punched the cop and got shot think the cop was going to start trading baseball cards with him after getting punched by him? no! that kid was playing for keeps which is the only way to play the things in america and he got what he was asking for and now all the blacks can play the victim again and cnn is joining in pretending their journalists have been arrested for 'covering the story'.........cnn refuses to report on one of their big leader guys being accused of child rape in the bryan singer scandal case and cnn routinely refuses to report on cocaine abuse among their journalists........cnn routinely refuses to answer questions........ cnn is just like russia today, just a bunch of dumb propaganda for bitch arse liberals in america

you wouldn't believe it but two weeks ago i got hit by a bus while in my car......... good thing we were only doing like 10 miles an hour....... i saw a bus a few nights later coasting down the same spot i got hit and it was doing like 40mph and it hit me, if i'd made the same mistake and got hit like that, i would have died for sure......... i got hit in my door right next to me....... the penetration would have been deadly at 50kph i guess......... just blundered after 5 years, that happens maybe 3 times........ some blunder........ that's a lot of driving - 40+ hours a week

so glad to be alive! i feel so alive! oh yeah, south park has a new game out: stick of death or something like that......... those guys are such arseholes, they get little kids to beat up red-headed kids........get moslems arrested for saying they suck and then come out with an ultra-violence game like stick of death: fuck you south park guys you dick-eads! (p.s. my sister likes you)

CNN are pitiful as always, the indisputable scum of the Earth - they probably caused the ebola 'crisis' just by opening their mouths

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJLMxD4YABg  (pod, alive bitches!)

Glenn becks producers look over him from control room

one of them points up then down like a baseball catcher signing code, the other nodded and tipped extra valium and less coffee into his cup after his emotional monolog in preparation for his post excitable rant...

20 minutes later, 'glen calmed down some but then got excitable frothy a spell there.'
'yep, done reckon we should up the valium and try some Ritalin.'
"sure gets worked up a fuss, don't he? Maybe we ought to make him jog regularly before shows.'
'mmmhmmm'

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

praise for dave letterman and his guest - july 23rd airing


so early mark tonight and home around 1230am........ just after midnight.......... switch on tv, which isn't normal ritual after work at all, and really not watching much tv these days anyway........ and letterman is on..... and there's this guy comes on, kind of a fat guy....... don't really seem to recognize him although after the interview it became apparent he is one of the leads from a popular american sitcom these days, which, benji has really seen 1 minute of: on brief commercials advertising it........ anyway, the guy arrives on and you don't know if he's some random guy they found on the street or what and immediately looks a little stiff and nervous........ this is completely usual on national american tv and it's sometimes rare to find people that look really calm.......... actually there are two types of manifest behavior you seem to see on american tv: extremely high-strung nervous / normal-like everyday

this is to say, if you make a careful study of the facial and neck muscles of the people you see on american tv, you see some of them are in a highly aroused (not really sexually, but emotionally/psyche-wise) state, their tendons around their necks are practically bursting, it's very noticeable, you see alot of this on fox news, everywhere........... then you get a lot of naturals, letterman, the fox five people, megan kelly, most of the regular people you see on tv look reasonably calm............ but the other people, you can tell their tails are wagging from end to end and they are in some kind of super-sensitive/delicate/nervous state, just by virtue of being on national tv in america which is for them like standing before God Almighty on the blessed Judgement Day (whatever the hell that is) one supposes



anyway, old mate, as some of the australians here say, started out looking nervous....... i think in his tv show he plays a homosexual guy, although i'm not 100% sure although fairly sure of that, but don't really care and haven't seen the show ever..... maybe on some level he's worried people will think he's gay if he isn't or maybe he really is gay in real life, don't know, don't care..........was interested to see his stiff body language........ anyway then the guy goes on to talk about meat slicing and i am in love with this guy! this is my kind of guy! a REAL GUY! i don't care if this guy jacks off to pictures of lassie at this point, and that shouldn't even be a crime, really.......... this guy is talking my language, meat slicing........sure he's talking about $1000 professional meat slicer, but i have really got excited about the notion recently as whiffy bought a cheap food processor and has started slicing meat for me and we're getting great deals from a german supermarket here that pays no tax so i can still just barely afford to eat salami now and then which is every spaniards heart's desire, one supposes............ so bravo eric, you da man!

Saturday, August 9, 2014

movie review: camp x-ray; p.d. ouspensky and gurdieff..... criticism of george noory's 'am coast to coast'


1) movie review: camp x-ray........haven't seen this movie or even a trailer however the write-up of this movie seems promising........the lead actress is a professional 'hollywood' actress with a lot of experience.......most of her fame came from the 'twilight' series....... if you're reading this blog in the present day, you might remember the early 2010 years as a period where there was a huge hurrah about these 'twilight' vampire movies that you had to strategically step around like a dog turd in the middle of a picturesque field......... how the rabble can continuously watch garbage movies engineered by perverts and sickos in los angeles is beyond anyone's understanding......... it only speaks to the extremely low level of basic education among the rabble........ to this end, benji will provide you with an absolute must-read list of books to help you educate yourself so you can hopefully aspire to be something above the lost rabble serviced by 'hollywood'


2) one of the writers on benji's must-read book list will be ouspensky and specifically his book, 'in search of the miraculous'.... we have with us right now a copy of ouspensky's 'fourth way' which you might be interested to peruse however it will not be on benji's must-read list or might read list.... here's a wikipedia article on ouspensky....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouspensky

if we can touch on point 1 above, let's take the movie 'lucy'......... morgan freeman, the famous actress with his unique voice, who could easily convince most people to crap in their hands and eat it and say it tasted delicious due to his unique MASS in nambi-pambi-land physics which is equal to 3.5891 and exerts great gravitational force on a number of 'stars' in the so-called hollywood movie system that caters to the idiot rabble, backs up the very comely and handsome - insert those warner brothers cartoon here of the dog saying woof woof hubba hubba when it sees some hot woman - scarlett johannsen who is a real looker.... in the movie directed by a french man, luc besson............ sometimes the benji watches 20 heure french news broadcast and recently they interviewed besson.........if you think the benji is a bitch in his perception of film and modern culture, it is actually very similar to how most french people think, believe it or not........ suprisingly, the 20 heure approach to besson wasn't one of jealousy or scoffing jealousy, indifference, towards his great opus, or if it was, it was concealed very well, but they seemed to dignify his movie greatly, perhaps they are proud of him, as a compatriot, for making a 'big' hollywood production............again, i tell you, a dog turd looks enormous to an ant, but in a large field, over an acre big, it is minuscule to a thinking man, easy to step around............ in saying this, we mean that we wouldn't watch 'lucy' despite some interesting premises there, which did seem to appeal to the 20 heure female journalist that spoke her review, the metaphysics, the miracles, the mind over matter premises of the movie, might appeal to a  french audience as the french probably are very interested in these topics......... try watching 'crouching tiger hidden dragon' with spaniards in spain to see how they feel about chi energy used for superhuman/magical purposes........ the problem with this 'lucy' is that the LA douche-bag/sleaze-bag/ big dumbo influence is too strong........it's everywhere in american culture and besson, with his big shoot up scene of the sorbenne, wasn't really 'destroying tradition' as he said but just re-affirming LA douche-bag/ big dumbo / big-empty / big dummy /dumbo the elephant/ dumbo culture......... benji doesn't need that, it's beneath him

therefore back to ouspensky, because the matter at hand is self-mastery and superman, superhuman mastery over matter........we touched on that recently with a picture of vejeta from dragon ball z achieving super-warrior status which gives him similar power to lucy.......... in order for you, reader, to go in this direction, you would do well to employ your time studying the russian, ouspensky, not being suckered into watching the flashing lights like the idiot village yokel cletus you are

avoiding books and reading the wrong books and watching too many Los Angeles big dummy movies will effectively turn you into a Cletus of Brandine, regardless of what you imagine your level of 'sophistication' is - no matter if you're rich, a prince of some royal house, an american citizen from the north, a parisian, a black american, whatever, in fact your smug pretensions will only betray you further, better to see yourself for what you really are: a base dumbarse yokel or at best a complete and utter dumbarse, and then take steps to educate yourself, benji can point you in the right direction, that's a fact 

in coming to terms with the staggering level of your own stupidity and sheep-like comfort with your sofa, tv and job, much like a cow is comfortable chewing hay, realize that the MORE you are sure of yourself, let's say you are a university professor who has published books, or a new york times best-seller like bill o'reilly, it's very likely your surety can stop your understanding from advancing. francis bacon, the writer of the shakespeare plays (alfred dodd's 'personal life story of francis bacon' is most definitely on my must read list), wrote, in a quote actually attributed to him: 'he who is happy to begin with doubts will end in certainties but he who begins with certainties will end in doubts'.............. in passing we have just mentioned o'reilly who we have mentioned a million times on this blog........ we will add this o'reilly only reads one book these days and that is Sauron's 'how to create your own orc and goblin army and take over the world, crushing your opponents and spreading darkness everywhere'

anyway, definitely read a little about ouspensky and gurdjieff, they are worthy of your attention.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gurdjieff

here's my list of must read books so as not be a complete and utter ignorant moron:

1) spencer lewis' 'mystical life of jesus'' 'secret doctrines of jesus'..... it wouldn't hurt to read his 'self mastery and fate with the cycles of life' and really one should read his 'mansions of the soul'

2) blavatsky's secret doctrine........ you might not be able to read all of this book but you should make a gradual study of it over the decades of your life, gradually

3) ouspensky's 'in search of the miraculous'

4) alfred dodd's 'secret life of francis bacon'

5) www.agni-yoga.org

you might read any number of books like robert louis stevenson or huxley or tolkien or 'lord of the flies' or james bond books by fleming or any number of novels including with bondage like 50 gray shades of bondage sex pervert guy that jolie made a movie about here in a hicksville part of sydney --- you can read your fat momma's diary if you like.........but as francis bacon said: some books are to be tasted, others chewed, swallowed and digested'...........the books referenced above are few, but a real thinking man will chew, swallow and digest them

if, like me, you were scratching your head at vague terms thrown about by vague 'intellectuals' like 'post-modernism' (a thoroughly meaningless term) and, 'renaissance man'........ leave these terms for the people in india that read hitler's 'mein kampf' (there are many!)....... let me tell you, the universities in the west today, the liberal arts and english faculties are thoroughly peopled by liars and truth-distorters (farken petrol-sniffin shluts, if you will), they might as well stamp pentagrams or nazi svastikas or anarchy signs to their heads and openly say they worship chaos and darkness because this is the reality........... the truth is that YOU reader, will achieve the kingdom of Heaven within you and Peace Profound and this is your birthright and you will be surrounded by an ocean of intellectual morons in the form of journalists and academics, begging you like moron freeman to crap in your hand and eat it and say it tastes great and BELIEVE IT.......... you will be surrounded by this ocean of scum and the BIG DUMMIES sleazebag scum of Los Angeles peddling their trashy flashing lights and you will not succumb, because the kingdom of heaven is within you and no-one can take it away from you and praise the Lord for that

there are only two directions you can ultimately go in: forward to illumination / nirvana or peace profound / realizing the kingdom of heaven within yourself or backwards to smiling, big dummy idiot best typified by late night comedians from america: o'brien, kimmel, et al............. realize then, that at times of intense suffering, you are actually able to avoid the wrong direction and head in the right direction by virtue of your suffering........ all suffering leads to wisdom, if you bump in to buddha one day and he asks you why people suffer, just tell him that

finally, criticism of georgy noori's coast to coast........noori is ignorant, and so is his audience

that is all, flourish of horns, exeunt all

Friday, August 8, 2014

oh my God Becky look at that butt




'Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big, she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends. Who understand those rap guys? they only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?  I mean her butt, it's just so big, i can't believe it's so round, it's like out there, i mean, gross! Look! She's just so black!'


                                   ---- Sir Mix a Lot, American anthropologist and philosopher
                                          (12/8/63-still kicking)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEKOWKcUxdU

child daycare for the first time..... retiring from cab-driving..... space ghost


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ6qpulpmnc  (space ghost -- extremely underrated cartoon -- hanna barbera)

so magill was talking about best cartoons on michiana 95.3 and i must say i was feeling somewhat peeved and grumpy at the time as some comer hailed me in erskineville, he totally didn't fit the erskineville resident profile as he seemed to be a moslem and somewhat ghetto/douchey...... i mean moslem by tradition, whatever that means........ it's like if a moslem calls a westerner a christian even if they've never been to church, it's just a label........anyway the guy stiffed me $25 so that was annoying........... shockingly, magill's top 10 cartoons never included space ghost.....

if i had time, i'd actually make a montage on adobe premier using simon and garfunkel's 'sounds of silence' or some punk rock song, whatever, and clips/montage from space ghost........however i might not have time for this......... i would definitely enjoy making it and watching it, it'd be therapeutic

space ghost

tomorrow i'll put alex in daycare for the first time for a mere four hours...... i've left him half in hour with folks, non-family, before but a whole 4 hours, this will be a first for him, he seems to have liked the half hour he spent with this indian woman......... she showed me photos of him smiling a lot during his half hour stay with her and she's got all her professional qualifications and what not.......... i trust her...... i noted she had henna tattoos on her palms the one day i met with her to introduce her to alex so i can only assume she is a hindu....... actually, to be precise, they weren't henna tattoos of the intricate type you'd see at a hindu wedding, these were more splotches or blotches on her palms.......... this wikipedia article suggests that's a derivative of vedic culture........ now only coast to coast am with george noori would mention that the vedic culture is a direct derivative of the atlantean civilizations before they were destroyed by floods but, unfortunately, george and his team do not have good advisers......... i could give them excellent advice on these topics as they are a forte with me but they would prefer to stumble in the dark and harp superstitiously against the 'secret societies'.......... my father would have referred to this behavior as 'nitwit'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehndi

i'll look forward to sleeping between 730am and 1130am while alex is with her, after finishing work around 3am, 40 minutes ago and going to sleep soon for only 3 hours before whiffy wakes me around 7 before leaving for work......... it's been pretty difficult these last few months on saturday morning due to only 3 hours sleep......... if i don't quit smoking, there's just no energy for it and unfortunately, there's some addiction issue

lounge act

i know alex likes this indian woman, Shammi, becoz the first time he met her, i left him with her half an hour and she managed to take 7 photos of alex in different places around her apartment, in all of them he's smiling and looking interested/curious and in an excellent mood so i definitely think i picked a winner there.......his normal thing would be to cry like crazy.... maybe he likes indian people

vejeta achieves super-power status

Thursday, August 7, 2014

McGill, we don't want to think, we want to know

if Butch go to Indochina, i want a nigger in a bowl of rice ready to jump out and pop a cap in his arse

how can you tell if you have jewish genes


hey all, today, walking home from shops with the kid in a pram, saw there was a shopping trolley sitting there with $2 in its little kangaroo pouch of a coin slot and all it needed was coupling with another trolley to get that $2 out.......... as i push my kid's trolley with one hand and the shopping trolley with the other, that's how i know my father was right when he told me my mother and her family were jewish..... i even ran this by my mother's mother, who i was somewhat fond of in what little relations i had with her and she told me she thought her father was jewish............ however, it would be very hard to prove this, say i wanted to get israeli citizenship under their 'right of return' laws as the catholic inquisition and repression of islam and judaism starting around 1492 in earnest, i guess, was so strong, any jews leftover in spain (there must actually be tens of thousands of them) after these dates, over 500 years ago, were well and truly converted to catholicism, so that even they wouldn't know they're jewish, but when i push that shopping trolley along, i'm sure some of those jews that stayed behind and went into the closet for a while with their religion and then afterwards just forgot about it, begat my grandmother................... my father's side of spain is far prettier, a beautiful mountainous region that i would recommend to anyone from the 'new world' interested in holidaying in europe for a couple of weeks.........the mountains of asturias are truly beautiful........... in asturias there must be a great many celtic people........ i would have thought my father had a great many celtic genes which would have explained why he felt so comfortable with the anglo-celtic types of australia where i always found them somewhat unpalatable compared to him, due to my mother's genes i suppose.........genes are important........ hopefully i'm not in-bred but anyway, i feel fine

moving on, we mentioned some 50,000 or so, give or take, kurds or iraqis yetzils or pretzil minorities sitting on a mountaintop near kurdish northern iraq about to die and obama has signed off on the military giving them some air support (air-drops and air-strikes) before they starve to death (which has already begun) or go down and get massacred by ISIS......... touching on George Noori being a moron again, you know he wasted at least ten to fifteen minutes about a week ago, talking about how ISIS anglocized form is ISIS and how this is the name of an egyptian goddess and therefore this means the world is ending any day now........ it's hard to explain that George Noori is an ignoramus without sounding disrespectful, we do not mean to disrespect you George, with all due respect and respectfully, we tell you: you are an ignoramus and your listeners are ignorami also

Glen Beck last night (australian time) mentioned some hooligans that got on a bus on darley road here in sydney by centennial park that was a private bus for jewish kids and started harrassing them...........the victim in this story is actually the bus driver........ public passenger vehicle drivers in australia have no rights, they are expected to act, smell and be treated like slaves, they have no unions, no body to defend them.........the burocrats and office workers that deal with them always take the side of the customer, so that if the bus driver hadn't stopped for these hooligans and then it turned out they were associated with the school, there would have been complaints and the bus driver would have had no form of redress.........so really, the broken transportation system we have here is to blame and the bus driver is the victim, not the jewish kids........ the jewish kids need to worry about not becoming stupid spoilt whores as teenagers as this is what all westerners need to worry about............. most australians don't know anything about jews and there's sometimes a popular culture amongst the dumb english redneck dean = teen culture of slagging off on jews however people do this out of a dumb habit and freely admit they don't know any jews and don't know much about judaism........ the fact that christians slobber about the jews all the time is because they share the old testament in common as a sacred text and also the christian white supremacist notion that only a white person has been a son of God and only Jesus has been a son of God and no-one else in the entire unlimited universe has been a son of God (a blindingly absurd and ridiculous notion that cannot even be taken seriously and should be seen as a disinterested kind of spasmodic lip service to some vague notion of religiosity), is esscentially a white supremacits notino and christians feel that jews are somehow important to this notion hence the ridiculous emphasis paid to the jews, for better or worse. regarding the nazis, the truth is that the gypsies were bigger victims of theirs than the jews and we never hear from jews or anyone else regarding this and there were a great many other victims like the poles, the londoners during the battle of Britain, the french, etc, etc, etc........... furthermore Stalin and his cronies ended up killing more people than even the nazis did with their freight trains, if you check your history so please no more victim playing the jew card business for christian white supremacist motives thanks

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

the dumbarse George Noori and the dumbarse coast to coast am show

you know the mean sister from south park how she calls her younger brother like he's a dumbarse all the time? Maybe she can talk some sense into George Noori coz he's a real dumbarse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBmVpQmzoI0&feature=youtu.be

like kurds to the slaughter

http://news.yahoo.com/kurds-islamic-state-clash-near-kurdish-regional-capital-093454886.html?.b=index&.cf3=World+News&.cf4=3&.cf5=Reuters&.cf6=%2F

hello troopers, we could dump some more on glen beck but it's like shooting fish in a barrel, or taking candy from a child.

anyway, where is the international outcry about these 50,000 kurds about to be slaughtered by Sunni moslems in Iraq? Just wondering if the pga is more important

Sunday, August 3, 2014

touching on master glen beck and israel, etc, again


hello again worthless shluts.........

you know, one time, my polish doctor, as a teenager, or some dentist, sent me a letter soliciting business, and used the title 'master', instead of 'mister'........ it was quite a kick and now we're sharing the thrill and it will most certainly be the only time, ever, we refer to glen beck as 'master'.......... as no doubt, if glen beck is master of anything it's making some heart-wrenching point about some important american value and then cutting off mid-sentence to bring you a message from his sponsor: vagisil, genital warts solution............ master glen beck, ha ha ha ha! that's funny

Glen Beck is fond of saying, 'the world is on fire', that might be true in the moslem world somehow, but having spent 5 and a half years in the European union, nothing is on fire there except gas-heaters and cigarette lighters and yo momma in the sack, now there's this teeny-weeny war in Ukraine but that's just a minuscule blip in the big picture

anyway master beck was making quite an amusing point on his last show, which we conveniently breezed over on our last posting, however, we'll mention it now: that with the climate change bruhaha going on from the 'radical left' (yes they are as real as the quotation marks), we should at some point in the future be worried about hurricanes worse than the ones seen in america over the last 100 years and more that are famous for picking up houses and throwing them, along with horses, etc, we should be worried about such hurricanes descending on africa and picking up a giraffe and throwing it at some kid and the giraffe's neck wrapping around the hapless girrafey-cane victim kid (hybrid form of giraffe hurricane) and killing him....... it was probably master beck's finest moment (apart from breaking off mid-sentence to sell vagisil for his sponsors)................ it's quite an argument: devastating hurricanes existed before climate change and burning oil a plenty, so let's worry about a hurricane hurling a giraffe on a kid in africa why don't we........ a truly great argument that proves master beck is a thinking man and not just a vagisil purveyor

here's an article master beck might be interested in seeing as he is such a giraffe hater:

Blindfolded giraffe killed after hitting head on bridge

August 01, 2014
A young giraffe has died from head injuries sustained while being transported, blindfolded, in an open truck along a South African highway, an animal welfare agency said.
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals' Rick Allan said on Thursday he suspected the giraffe died after hitting its head against an overhead bridge.
The SPCA has launched investigations and may lay criminal charges against those involved in transporting two giraffes between the capital Pretoria and the commercial hub of Johannesburg.
"Two giraffes were being transported by road," he said. "One of the giraffes had an incident. We are not quite sure what happened, but we got unconfirmed reports that it hit its head on a bridge."
A veterinarian had determined that the giraffe, which he described as young "had died due to head injuries", he said.


we hope reading about that poor giraffe makes you happy glen beck, you giraffe hater!

moving on, another article from the sydney morning herald (a publication by what bill o'reilly would call 'far-left loonies' - and aren't we all dying to sit down, tete-a-tete with bill and slobber over a goblet of chocolate mousse with him!?) 

http://m.smh.com.au/nsw/thousands-attend-opposing-rallies-over-israelgaza-conflict-20140803-zzxup.html

this article mentions some pro and anti-israeli/gaza protests here in sydney, none of them mention hamas firing off rockets or kidnapping those three jewish kids so they're somewhat one-sided.......... the ferris batta mentioned in the article is actually an old school-mate of mine from around the times of afore-mentioned polish doctor........ now this ferris had his excellent looking sister whose beauty really only aged with time, like wine...... unfortunately, for reasons of cultural differences, and lack of a strong cohesive culture here in australia, such as is found in america with their baseball, street parades, 4th july, groundhog day and pot-vending machines, we are a little like noah's ark here and it can be difficult to marry and breed into certain shut-off cultures such as are many of the arabs......... sometimes.........maybe this is true of jews and many other cultures here, who can say, i definitely think mixing your genes with someone far from your gene-pool is where the salvation of humanity lies as i place zero stock in any tradition, and more importantly, any accumulation of genes from the 'old-world'...........anyway, i'm neither pro-israeli nor pro-hamas, however, the hamas people feel like their back has been pushed into a corner and when you back a dog into a corner it will attack........ it appears the change of government in egypt has affected the hamas people......... if i were important guys in israeli military and government, i would spend a week at least, thinking about the lifestyle of palestinian arabs in terms of militant and non-militant, i'd think about where their freedoms could take them when things were better with egypt....... what their freedoms were worth when their tunnels to israel were still somewhat of a secret.........etc, what life is like for them......... pushing the gazans into a corner like that is not going to make things better.......... israelis are pathetic if warring on some unlucky gazans is what they need to unify them........they should rectify the situation there.......... it's true that they shouldn't have to tolerate rocket attacks from hamas but they went a long time without them and didn't really do anything to assauge issues in gaza leading to the latest rocket attack and now look what happened.......... generally, if you read jewnews (www.jewnews.com.il) it's like reading the news in russia, you just get a lot of warped stuff that tends to generalize and pigeon-hole a whole bunch of people into one basket..........often with jewnews it's valid and relevant viewpoint you wouldn't get anywhere else, but even still, there is way too much moslem bashing........ if the israelis have a standardized education system, they should make it their business to teach their children about periods in history when jews and moslems lived together in peace, most notably in andalucia in spain, about 600 years ago (when the rest of europe was floundering in a kind of backward, foggy, stupidity - the dark ages - you could only expect if glen beck and npr and the jim lehrer news hour people joined forces to rule the world)


now it wouldn't hurt to tack on a little theological study at the end here...when talking about religion and theology, the study of religion as a purely academic pursuit...... to quote blavatsky in saying: 'there is no religion higher than truth'........ it has been said: 'the truth will set you free'......... but the truth doesn't necessarily make you a pretty penny and a little bit of fame the way an actress selling vagisil - genital warts solution, gets a little money and fame....... pursuing the truth might leave you in a seemingly very mediocre position, such as as a taxi-driver! or confused, such as in the case of a drug-abuser......... furthermore, sometimes it is not wise to share the truth as in casting pearls to swine, alternatively, if one does not share the truth when need be, one can take on someone else's karma as a result of not sharing the truth, it is said.......... therefore one should try to find a balance when discerning what is wise....... it is said that socrates, or some such fellow, prayed above all else for the getting of wisdom, over and above wealth and happiness.......... however it may be the case, let's discuss briefly theology and truth with you, as we are interested to enlighten non-religious types that smell rats........ we mentioned elsewhere on this blog, in quoting some of harvey spencer lewis' books, that the notion of divinely born avatars, like Jesus, was not alien to Indians who believed Krishna was born in this way and that some Chinese avatars like Lao-Tze and possibly Confucius was born in this way.......... this is anathema to Christians, most Christians are hopelessly confused and ignorant, they believe God is Jesus' dad and Jesus is a jew ergo God is a jew???? only Jesus is divinely conceived and born, not Jasper, Krishna and Lao-Tze (presumably because Jews are white and therefore superior to the darkies and gooks) -- therefore Christians are white-supremacists........ what was the point of mentioning all this? first of all, to give you an idea what kind of morons the Christians are and why the Jews cannot stomach them..........in Christianity, we are presented with Jesus and eleven excellent apostles and one traitor......... now Jesus tells these 11 apostles that they will do greater things than he did and blesses them with the Holy Spirit such as he received on the baptism from the John the baptist, as the biblical story, more or less truthfully, gives it...... but to talk to a Christian, these 11 apostles are some kind of irrelevant dimwits from a 'sordid russian novel' to quote nietzsche (in fact the gospels tell us they don't need parables as they are familiar with certain realities - the mysteries)........ the reality is far from these 11 being dopey background singers and stooges, there's nothing to show that these 11 apostles are any less to Jesus in any way in terms of spiritual development...... the fact that Jesus is their boss in the bible is like saying the CEO of goldman sachs knows better and is always more competent than his 11 board members, this is not the case either........sometimes the cookies crumble a certain way and that's all there is to it......... we don't know precisely what these 11 apostles have done for humanity over the last 20 centuries but you can be sure their names were resounding back and forth over the centuries through different personalities and talents like Beethoven, Descartes, Voltaire, Newton, Shakespeare, and many others............ while the clods clodded on................ but to really give you an idea what kind of moron you're dealing with when you mention semitic arabs or jews or gentile eurotrash or americans......... you need to study the Chinese..........can you imagine the Chinese having a messianic culture like the Jews and Christians? or worshipping Brad Pitt in lieu of some messiah? just spend ten minutes or more, seriously thinking on that question and you will see what kind of fantasy-land nowhere man the westerner really is - and that includes the russians too one supposes........something for you to think about


Friday, August 1, 2014

rush and glenn beck


ok, rush limbaugh is blaming the polar vortex on obama, couldn't get it up last night? blame obama....... everything is obama's fault......... can you imagine being rush limbaugh's wife?

what would you like for breakfast rush?

benghazi! benghazi!

which socks would you like to wear today?

benghazi benghazi!

would you like fries with that?

benghazi benghazi!

rush limbaugh needs to go on a crystal meth bender in a room that has been graffiti-tagged by skateboarders with one word over and over again: benghazi! he needs to get it out of his system........ of course that's obama's fault and conan can't say anything funny for the 30th year straight, who's fault's that? you guessed it? Barack hussein's (no relation to saddam hussein's btw)......... guess what? let the michelle run for president because that'd be great hearing rush bitching another four years becoz the rush is cutest when he bitches hot-airedly............. you know if he could just stick with bitching about obama and the coal industry, but he's all like, swiss cheese has too many holes! that's obama's fault!


Glen Beck... we've said it before and we'll say it again: how do you solve a problem like glen beck? (set to the music of how do you solve a problem like maria from the sound of music, thus:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VRyQprlu8)......... if we could synthesize the substance (if there is any) of Glen Beck, between the commercials he peddles, it would seem as follows:

GB: well, i got out of bed and it was like five o'clock, you know, down under, guessing partway i needed to pee but also i guess, i don't know, my wife is still attractive.... then i was walking to the restroom to empty my bladder and there was a dallas cowboy's linebacker's buttocks on the tv, his pants were really tight, does that make me gay America? (emits faux flamboyant giggle) because if that makes me gay.............

that's Glen Beck's style in a nutshell........kind of like muzak in an elevator: unchanging, ever-present, a constant..... maybe Glen Beck's problem can be fixed by setting him up with a widowed Admiral, or something



and btw, Mark McGill from Michiana 95.3, love the shoes




and the EU blockading Russia! can you imagine? isn't it time to turn the natural gas spigot to the EU to the OFF position russia and switch the natural gas spigot to China to the ON position? Vladski? hello?

thank you and have a great weekend, God Bless, unless you are a peace-loving non militant Hamas type dude living in Gaza, in which case, you probably won't have a great weekend.........as the IDF and Hamas go at it, the question is: who let the dogs out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM