mr president, the secretary of state, mr. kerry, has just finished telling the people of the middle east they can use a jerry can full of gas and a box of matches to self-immolate in case extremists pose an overt threat to their likely well-being
obama: great, great, okay what about item 2?
ok great, ok we tried finding unicorns that could play basketball and even some deer and big brown bears, but we think you'll find this a whole lot more interesting: it's a werewolf that plays basketball
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