ok first of all, don't listen to all potential u.s. presidents in america when they bitchily and jealously whine about the attention world cup soccer is getting at the moment, soccer is absolutely a magnificent and athletic game.... americans can pretend only games with helmets are cool all day long but then they go watch lacrosse anyway so go figure......
so the first and only game we've caught this world cup, not having much time to watch soccer, generally, is nigeria versus bosnia herzegovina, nigeria is winning after the first half 1-0....... nigeria are awesome and it'd be great to see them win the whole thing.... it turned out they won that game 1-0 and go through i guess to the round of 16, being reasonably strong at soccer
glenn beck: now the little scottish dandy is complaining about the washington redskins having to change their racist whitey redneck name to something less racist sounding like washington navajos; glenn beck, the kilt wearing, haggus munching scottish dandy whines about that, but if the boston celtics changed their name to fagbots of scotland and ireland, glenn beck would be the first to cry foul, la-bas avec glen beck! (that's french for: down with Glen Beck!)
moving on: u.s.a versus slovenia, slovenia's population is a paltry (that's not chicken which is spelled differently) 2 million, so often they don't qualify for the world cup, they are fairly evenly matched with the u.s.a.. at soccer but possibly being eurotrash gives them a psychological advantage as europe is generally pretty good at soccer......
america were actually playing strong, they went 1-0 down but had a few shots at goal that didn't work out, then a slovenian ripped through their defense, their defender should probably have forced the off-side trap better but didn't, the goalie was beaten...... 2-0.... then i missed some of the game to put my kid to sleep at midday here, bradley just scored nicely for the usa.... it's now 2-2.... i totally knew america could win this game 15 minutes ago when they were 2-0 down..... i think they will win this game, it's going to be a good one now, i'd really like to see them win, and nigeria..... spain and australia are both out, they'll play each other soon but no matter what happens, they're both out, i'd like to see that game
back to Glen Beck, he likes to think he's a man of the law and respects the rule of law, that's understandable as he was born in the last 7th of the solar year which means he is ruled by saturn, so he would think that way..... but i don't think he understands how the law works, he says he's against illegal immigration but the IRS not checking phony social numbers when taking tax money is what makes america great, i'm so glad i could work in america and not pay tax or alternatively pay tax fair and square, without having to deal with the douche-bag incompetents of the immigration dept. there who are only fit to grab peoples' genitals at the airports during pat-down time, what's great about america is the guy giving you the pat-down, is very possibly there illegally and working with a fake social security number, interestingly, he's the one that's gonna be better at screening terrorists and less likely to grab your junk offensively
this game is almost over, there's only about 5 minutes left.... about Glen Beck, can you imagine if he tried spending a year without getting goods or services made or produced by illegal aliens? he wouldn't be able to eat fruit or nuts without spending a fortune and going to some organic shop, usa goalie saves an easy one.... go usa! even if he managed to buy clothing not made by slaves in america, they would have been made by slaves somewhere else.... can he even go to get fast food? not without contributing to illegal immigration! and he says he wants small govt.! can't get any smaller govt. then walking up to some mexicans in roosevelt heights in brooklyn and giving them $20 for a phony social security card and fake resident alien card like benji did) - that's not even identity theft! coz it's not even a real s.s. number...
so Glen Beck: conclusion - gilipollas! (silly-pants), we'll see if he can redeem himself in coming days but you get the feeling the only thing that could redeem Glen Beck is the God of Snails, whatever force of Nature redeems snail souls, that could redeem Glen Beck somehow...... Glen Beck should just slide around like a snail with gel on his pants and leave a snail-trail around texas the way snails do.....
come on usa, we're totally waiting for them to win.... a draw will put slovenia through to the round of 16 but i think it will knock america out...... oh the excitement in the dying moments of the game, really hoping america will score! there was a bad call earlier, america should have been given a penalty shot most likely as one defender was practically holding an american forward which is illegal, that's full-time..... actually slovenia won't go through....... oh hey, that was a repeat from south africa four years ago i guess, so totally irrelevant
but actually america is looking like they can go through having beaten ghana, but they'll have to beat portugal, it's actually possible, but germany will probably hand them their arses and portugal will be difficult for them to beat, they can actually do it though.... that game is tomorrow which is probably monday here but sunday in brazil
okay now we have a fresh game, not some repeat from 4 years ago or whenever it was, it looks like possibly iran in red, is that their flag, green white and red? it's not bulgaria, there's some emblem on it, they all look like they'd like to nuke israel and have nuclear power stations so i'm guessing it's iran, the other team definitely looks like argentina...... argentina have a very good chance to win this world cup but brazil are home town favorites and are probably odds on favorite to win
this game was already played anyway, predictably, argentina won, only 1-0 though.... this is actually nigeria's group, group f, benji is totally rooting for nigeria and they are definitely going through.... benji will root for america too but they'll have to beat germany or portugal so it might not be long-standing rooting....... to win they'll have to aggressively obtain, keep and control the ball at all times, not just when they feel like it or when it might be glorious to do so or whatever they think, they'll have to really go hard the whole time to win either of those games, it would be really cool to see though
next day, okay usa plays portugal in only half an hour's time, the little tiger, alex, is asleep, but will most likely wake up soon, we're going to avoca on the central coast around midday and the game starts 8am local time, so plenty of time to catch this game, benji will absolutely be rooting for usa the whole time...if they win, they'll definitely go through to the round of 16, if they meet nigeria there, that will definitely be a source of inner conflict for the benji.......... anyway, this world cup is crazy, shit hot teams like brazil have failed to win games, eg., against mexico, who are pretty strong anyway at soccer; italy isn't doing so hot, germany drew against ghana which usa beat, so there's no telling who can win..... benji's money is on nigeria but benji hasn't bet anything so there's no money anyway............. holland could definitely win it, italy, germany, brazil, argentina, mexico, the usual suspects..............
yep all the benji's dna on the male side is practically Portuguese, given that asturias pretty much borders portugal and it's all the same shit, but the thing that's gonna make it hard for america to win this game is portugal is pretty good at soccer, tiny little country, little population, but look how they colonized brazil, wow.... and what did america do for us anyway? apart from genetically modified crops and hawaii 5-0? anyway, stay tuned
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