knock knock, Mr. Geller? We're from the NSA, may we come inside?
what do you mean by 'come' exactly?
Mr. Geller, we noticed you were jacking off to porn on the 12th of february but you didn't finish, there was no climax, can you explain? is that some kind of chinese i-ching thing, to save your energy or something?
How do you know that?
We activated the camera in your computer, you were watching debbie does a slew of different cities but somehow, no happy ending.
The toaster unexpectedly popped, i guess there was like a circuit break in the electrical cable to it, so it just kind of had two toast sitting in it for hours, since like the day before.
We understand. How about the question of your phone call to the 9th circuit court judge of the western circuit?
I'm an architect, the guy wanted balustrades for his staircase.
And you claimed a 501(c) tax deduction for that?
There were ornate buddha heads on either side of the lowest rung, that's religious.
How is it you've contacted the heads of the Chambers of Commerce in fifty different cities?
I consult for a dog washing business, any more questions on the matter i plead the fifth or bill you for consultation work.
Our computers were hacked from one of your IP addresses, what can you tell us about that?
I don't hack, you were probably hacked by some commies from the govt. in China, if you want me to tell you more about it i'll have to bill you for IT consultation.
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