Kabul, Rooters
Taliban guys with rocket launchers and zz-top looking beards confess that their prisoner and favorite american dude was basically invincible when it came to table tennis,
"camel polo, soccer, onesies-twosies, flip-flops, ring-around-the-roseys, backgammon, chess, you name it, we could take that guy, but when it came to table-tennis, in five years we never won a game; plus it was winner plays on so like the guy never left the table when it was table-tennis time. He just had the most ferocious forehand, it was like we'd all be deliberating how to beat him, we'd be trying all kinds of things like hitting the ball to his backhand, we even tried heckling him, randomly calling out american things like 'beach boys' and 'fozzie the bear from sesame street!' to try to distract him, but to no avail. Couldn't win one game. Really good table tennis player, unbelievable. That's actually why we decided to release him in the end, there was no way we were gonna beat him at table tennis, it just kind of really got annoying after a year or so, let me tell you."
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| huzzah! |
In other news, the Taliban have captured an american couple out hiking for the day under sunny skies nearby beautiful and picturesque Kabul. The taliban are offering to release them in exchange for a croquet set, Colonel Mustard, a candlestick, everyone left at Guantanamo and some KFC.
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| i told him let's go to Yosemite for our holiday but no, i'm so disappointed |
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