movie reviews: northwest passage (1940); blades of glory (2007); 1 minute look-in on south park

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032851/?ref_=nv_sr_1

northwest passage: made in 1940 and set in around 1760, before the revolutionary war in america, some rangers, kind of like marines, are engaged by the british to kill indians and find a passage overland to the west coast of america (where spain has been running catholic missions since the 16th century thanks to shipping)......... what's interesting is watching a movie that's about 75 years old while world war ii is raging and pearl harbor still hasn't been bombed and america isn't involved in it........

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0445934/?ref_=nv_sr_1

blades of glory: about two male ice-skaters who team up for partner skating.... comedy........... interesting to watch 7 years later and think that the so-called global financial crisis, whatever that was, hadn't happened yet

south park, one minute look in after various months away: stan thinks everything is shit, kyle and the others leave him behind to watch x-men without him to avoid his negativity/pessimism..... he comes along anyway.....

here are some movie summaries of movies in the works that Benji most likely won't bother watching ever (even the trailer):

Are You Here (2013) 

Video: Trailer #1

When his off-the-grid best buddy Ben Baker (Zach Galifianakis) inherits his estranged father’s fortune, womanizing local weatherman Steve Dallas (Owen Wilson) joins forces with him to battle the legal challenge brought by Ben’s formidable sister (Amy Poehler), in the hilarious big-screen directorial debut from “Mad Men” creator Matthew Weiner.

The Best of Me (2014)   (the description looks so lame we won't even bother including it, sorry to come across like Stan)

The Giver (2014) 

Video: Trailer #2

In a seemingly perfect community, without war, pain, suffering, differences or choice, a young boy is chosen to learn from an elderly man about the true pain and pleasure of the "real" world.

ACTUALLY, THIS LAST DESCRIPTION LOOKS INTERESTING SO BENJI WILL WATCH THE TRAILER AND TELL YOU WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT IT.... OKAY THE TRAILER INDICATES A BIT OF MONEY WENT INTO THIS MOVIE, THERE ARE SOME SPECIAL EFFECTS....  OKAY I WAS ABOUT TO RESEARCH 'THE GIVER' SOME MORE IN WRITING, BUT THEN ANOTHER TRAILER CAME UP FOR 'THE SNOW PIERCER'.... THAT IS ALL THE HOLLYWOOD CRAP BENJI CAN TAKE WITHOUT HAVING SOME SLEEP OR SOMETHING CALM AND SOOTHING LIKE FAMILY GUY, SOUTH PARK OR THE CLEVELAND SHOW OR AMERICAN DAD FROM 'HOLLYWOOD'....... YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, ALL THOSE INTENSE MUSIC EFFECTS ETC......... LET'S SWITCH BACK TO NORMAL FONT AND DISCUSS SOME THINGS

IT definitely does seem to be the case that futuristic fascist society/worlds or pseudo-facist world societies based on an oil-depleted future are a 'flavor of the month' in hollywood movies these days: hunger games; divergent; anyway, the 'giver' movie seemed to show a world where everyone is drugged up on meds..... kind of like america today, so not sure why it had to be futuristic......... Benji isn't buying any of these movies, but it is interesting to note that one of these 'futuristic fascist societies' movies, 'the hunger games', the assistant director's son recently shot up a bunch of people and turned out to be a little monster.... isn't it striking that his parents had him in therapy since he was 9 years old? who the hell puts their kid in therapy at age 9? wouldn't that be incredibly damaging to a child to put them in therapy at such a young age? aren't you just sending a terrible message to their subconscious mind: you're not normal, that's why you're in therapy...... parents shouldn't be letting their kids play half of the video games that are out these days too, and they should be controlling their kids use of internet while under their roof too........ you're going to be whatever you think you are, if you think you're sick, crazy, a loser, a freak, abnormal, whatever, you're going to be that, whatever you fear you will have to confront it, right? sending your kid to therapy at age 9 should practically be considered a criminal actin the bible Jesus is said to say (whether he said it or not, i suppose none of us knows for sure) but anyway, according to the bible he says: put your wife aside, don't remarry................ it does seem to make some sense? what kind of shmuck marries, has kids, divorces, re-marries, then puts the kid in therapy? just don't remarry and don't put your kid in therapy, take them fishing instead of humping some slut, learn to jack off instead......blades of glory was pretty cool too fat guy that skated with the good looking blonde guy, whatever your name is

sorry, the info above was incorrect about the 'snowpiercer' this movie is about a dog that arrives to a dog hospital dead on arrival.... someone performs surgery on it but it's dead anyway, then it is taken to a morgue and placed on a slab which is where dead bodies go....... this is a dead dog movie.........watch it if you are excited about dead dogs, e.g., if you're into dead bodies, funeral homes, etc, thanks

you know what would be really cool to see on 'family guy'? the fat dad, walking into a room and johnny depp is in there singing like shirley temple, goodship lollypop, and then the fat dad guy asks him, 'hey johnny you rehearsing for a new movie or just singing an old favorite song?' and then johnny depp says, 'no' all haughty like..... for some reason i'd really like to see that on family guy, if the very next time i should see a family guy on some screen somewhere, if it were that seen, i'd totally donate $100 to a dog hospital somewhere, just to support the filmmakers of 'snowpiercer'