how does TMZ suck?

ok so that soccer game, looked like america had it wrapped up after a smashing good goal from germaine, with spin and everything, just unstoppable, but then with about 15 random seconds of extra time tacked on, the referee does not stop the final play: some shit hot player that plays for real madrid, ronaldo or sthmg like that, crosses a perfectly struck centre to some forward that heads it into goal, unstoppable, an amazing goal.... kind of makes you come back from fantasy land and believing in miracles land to realize the cold hard reality, that ronaldo guy is a shit hot player and probably makes the same as peyton manning lewis or whatever that guy's name is

anyway moving on to TMZ, you know, when they're not talking to their new buddy, Greta from fox news, or getting a pedicure, or ignoring child rapists in the industry there, they actually produce some kind of tv show.... what's funny though, i was wondering how funny it'd be if there was some kind of movie like independence day, and someone says to the president, the only people that can save us are within one block of the explosive laden suitcase right now mr. president, but they're the folks that make TMZ, so lets just prepare for the worst

what do you mean? surely we can give them a shot

no, they're really dumb, let's just shoot a news release now explaining the explosion in the past tense as if it's a fait accompli

they're really that dumb?

you have no idea...........


wow, that script idea just writes itself........speaking of presidents and tmz, and ellen, i guess, wouldn't it be awesome if someone could convince obama it'd be a good idea to send ellen and tmz to iraq to hand it 'hug it out, bro' t-shirts to all the folks warrin' over there? for sure someone could convince obama it'd be a great idea that could solve the warrin' there if they could just present it in the right way