pack your bags suicidally depressed tourists and those wishing to witness rivers of blood and chaos

watching suicide bombers park their truck in a crowd and go ka-pow killing 200 hundred people everyday in iraq on the evening news wasn't enough for you, year after year, you know from 2004 to 2007?

why not buy an air ticket to turkey, getting a turkish visa in your passport and bring some cash, buy a few guns for self-defense and head on south to syria, coz ever since the americans did a little 'limited bombing', you know, in between golf games and all, the border is wide open and waiting for you to overthrow the new government of, well you know, those guys, the falarqi-ites?

never mind, al-qaeda will kill their arses dead soon enough (the falarqi-ites, not withstanding the little bronze medal that black lady at the state dept. gave them), so you'll need that gun, to defend yourself! need some food? just loot somewhere, just watch out for those suicide bombing trucks going off.......... and maybe hezbollah troops arriving from iran to secure some interests there or something

or maybe just stay home and play x-box, probably safer