reveals he wore a sanitary diaper during his 21 hour monolog on the u.s. Senate floor....
Cruz crapped while standing, talking about Dr. Seuss. Asked if he'd be willing to crap while standing and speaking before an audience should he be elected president of America, Cruz responded, "and pee too."
When asked why he looks like he's related to Peewee Herman, Cruz was not immediately available for comment.
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