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| what do you mean charlie sheen's songify ''winning'' song never won best picture at the oscars or even an emmy or a so-called tony award, sorry, i just don't understand, it doesn't make any sense to me, is therapy available? |
so we had a high school reunion on the weekend.... only about 12 students rocked up plus some of their buddies -- very low turnout --- i'd ben [sic] at that school from age 4-14 --- so at least one girl there was with me most of those years, i guess maybe i'll try developing more of a relationship with her as opposed to murphy who is a hopeless drunk, however, to be honest, apart from the occasional get together or bbq for the sake of it, not really interested in developing relationships with anyone...... today, not even with my son or wife as my wife is a very stupid person, probably had some bad chemicals in the water in bulgaria would explain the stupidity of all bulgarians really....... and her and the baby are inseparable and frankly he cries alot and i don't want to be a party to him learning that crying is a real smart thing to do so i'm just avoiding the two of them for a while.......
crapped in murphy's restroom today and he suddenly started smashing on the restroom door like a nazi coz i was 'flushing too much' so that really annoyed me so i left without even washing my hands (would have been an indignity after his fracas), told him to go eff himself........... told my wife she was an 'effing' idiot yesterday and stormed off...... baby was crying coz sunlight was too strong for him --- developing wussy habits early..... in russia they throw their little kids into ice-cold lakes and make them run around naked in super freezing cold weather and russian parents think this is good......... apparently my first words as a child were 'eff' off anyway....... don't really want to set an example of some arsehole always angry and cussing mom out in front of some little kid so just gonna avoid the play-school crew for a while
watch how i make alex laugh here, it's pretty awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a-amdFJkhY&feature=youtu.be
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