a day in the life of the anti-christ, marilyn manson

the anti-christ

it's really strange, in today's world saturated with people and events, that no-one can spare more time and attention (and money) on marilyn manson, he is, after-all, the anti-christ.... you'd think too, with all the hubbub in Syria, more people would have cared what he had to say, he is, after all THE anti-christ (not just 'an' anti-christ like sid vicious was)....... after all, open the Bible, it will tell you in the old testament that Babylon (basically iraq and syria and some friends) will be God's bitch due to their naughtiness..... all of which is born out by modern history....... in Revelations it also says the anti-christ will come (he has and he is Marilyn Manson)

and now a day in the life of the anti-Christ:

MM: hi friends, has everyone gotten a seat? if you need some refreshment there's a water cooler by the door.... aahhhh, what a weekend! so satanic..... so anyway, it's time to tell you the parable of like some dude or something, so there was a zoo, and in the zoo was a big giant gorilla, and everyday, the zookeeper merv would rile up the giant gorilla and then go ahead and feed him a lamb, the gorilla would destroy the lamb cruelly and angrily because of merv's riling, and then after the gorilla was satiated, barb would come along and clean the bloody remains of the lamb, then old man clemens, the unemployed vagrant, would arrive and watch barb cleaning the bloody lamb up at the same time everyday and old man clemens would feel jealous of barb because barb had a job and old man clemens didn't.....

now who understands this parable? asked the anti-christ, marilyn manson. one aspiring actress raised her hand which revealed some track marks by her elbow: 'merv represents corportate interests and the corporate world?'.......'no,' shot back manson.......... 'we give up,' everyone else offered.....

the big guerilla is the ability of the american mass-media to shape events and the greed for oil and whoredom in general, headed by the catholic-gay axis of anderson cooper and bill o'reilly....... the daily lamb for slaughter are the innocent moslems, including many women and children dying every year because of horrible wars often caused by bloodthirsty and ignorant americans......... barb represents israel, which is always left with a mess, and old man clemens is al-qaeda who looks on at israel's wealth and organization and is jealous......

'then what does merv represent?' asked one long time member of manson's church..... 'merv's just a dumbarse, what are you talking about?' shot back manson....

'now my little bastards, went on manson, think about that later on your commutes hither and thither, now moving on, statistics show that children in america are using the birth control pill at age 12 and engaging in sexual intercourse...... we need to lower this age to 10 by 2025.......... also, a recent study of college graduates in america shows that only 50% of graduates have had more than 25 partners in their 4 year stint, that's not good enough, what has madonna been parading around like a slut for if nobody is going to whore around? what's wrong with ppl, we need people drinking more alcohol, that's the problem....... we're gonna video link with some of our friends now in big alcohol, stand by..............'