http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/stop-the-presses/adam-ant-makes-comeback-cd-years-mental-health-065832048.html
pay attention bitches, i'm only going to say this once: NEVER let yourself become a victim of big pharamaceuticals for mood and mental disorders...
here are some solutions:
1) problem: you're a dumb honkey, you have 'bi-polar'
solution: go to africa and have consensual sex with black people of the opposite sex (e.g., one at a ltime)
2) problem: you're a honkey and suffering from schizo-affective issues like psychosis,
solution: avoid marijuana, go to eastern europe or russia, nobody will notice ur
illness, it will flourish there, no-one will care, you'll see that you're just a
stupid-arse after all, nothing special; try to get laid, if you're gay consider going
straight
3) problem: you're african and crazy or suffering from any number of neurological or schizo-affective issues or depression, mania, etc.
solution: go out and buy some flashy fashion accessories, preferably with built-in flashing lights and glow in the dark clip-on stuff, something with a built-in disco ball is ideal, if there's nothing available, find a jew, he will sell you some at an unbelievably expensive price.... if there's no jew around, shoot me an email
4) whether you're black, white, yellow, green or orange, regardless of your genetic
reality, depression, while possibly caused by any number of real life factors,
always has its physical correspondence in the anus
solution: for women, the solution is simple, find a man, ask him if he's willing to
pack some fudge for you....... men, it's not so simple, you'll need a woman and
blunt objects or at least just blunt objects (don't worry, we've all been in that
situation at some point, men).......... if you're gay you're depression will be
related to any number of disorders you have, some of which is generally connected to
OVER stimulation of the anus.......... a LITTLE anal stimulation will soon make you
realize that you are just an arsehole, all told, and therefore your depression will
pass as you hasten to buck up and forget about your pathetic self-pitying ways
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