live from benji land

ok what's going on is like 2 days ago in 'narooma' about 340km south of auburn here, was running along a beach, intentionally squashing as many 'blue bottles' as possible, when they all collected up on the sole of my flip flop and kind of 'spilt over' leading to my first blue bottle sting.......... of course, after that my right foot felt right stung coz that's what 'blue bottles' do, they're another highly venemous thing in australia............ immediately after that i caught up with wifey and a brief moment before that she was stung too! however her sting subsided normally whereas my sting has morphed into something terrible, maybe i am terribly allergic to 'blue bottles' -- 'blue bottles' are a bulbous sac mono-cellular jellifish type critter with long tails about 2 feet long that trail behind them in the ocean, when that trail touches you you are stung and it really really stings............

unfortunately, narooma has the most prehistorically nasty 'march' flies straight out of the mezanoic or jurassic period and these nasty bastards are really capable of stinging horribly apparently, it is a real mystery to me if the welts on my right foot are from the blue bottles cluttering up under my flip flop or else from the march flies at the campsite in narooma, what's true is that my right foot looks like it has been thoroughly raped by something hideous, it is covered in pussy red welts all over and around the ankles too............ my left foot looks like snow white with just one tiny sting and my right forearm has four small pussy stings which leads me to believe it might not be an allergic reaction to blue bottle sting but in fact march flies stings.......... it's unclear

in other news, benji is beginning to become impatient and unsatified with the arabs and arab-like types here in team australia and starting to ruminate with the idea of donating money to israeli zionists with a view to compensating the ugly behavior the arabs are directing towards benji carelessly........ previously, as an australian, leaving aside benji's eurotrash roots, benji has never been one to side with arabs over jews or vica-versa, benji does not like siding with anyone in this conflict however if arabs here continue to make benji's life miserable, then zionist jewish settlers in Palestine will certainly be receiving the aforementioned arabs' money, these are benji's morals

moving on, benji's next movie is in production: it will be about oliver 'gunter' stone, a german tank (military tank) designer........... documentary styled, watch out for it, it will be a real winner

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