pregnant wifey and baby almost drown - but don't

well last year, it was wifey's turn to save a drowner at the surfer's paradise beach in the mid-eastern australian pacific coastline....... when it happened it was just wondering if it was some joking guys that just wanted to squeeze her butt or something - but they seemed real enough on the beach afterwards and wifey was very adamant one of them was drowning and that she saved him

today, she decided to go it alone from hubby, stomping off wilfully and if a caprichiously mean or cranky mood.......... she came almost an hour later and said she'd almost died/drowned and  broke down crying...... apparently a strong current swept her away, the local shore-line carers are too inept to post signs, and luckily some speed-boat comers were able to save her...........

this is what's wrong with english rule in australia: in order to support the english juggernaut and prop the english and welsh et al onto their little pedestal, talent takes a back seat and incompetence flourishes and dangerous beaches and dangerous currents aren't signposted and pregnant mothers-to-be can end up drowning........

sadly, americans are guilty of propping up this axis of 'british' evil in australia and elsewhere, as they find it practical for everyone to sport anglo-saxon seeming names that are easy to spell