famous comedians

well i just watched a little more sasha cohen interview and bruno clips and a jim carrey interview on letterman (in 2010) for some dumb movie he made about some loser no-one in their right mind would care about called andy kaufman (in 1999)

of course, i am funnier than jim carrey but there is no market for spaniards being funnier than white guys with anglo-saxon names, especially with u.s. passports, that's the level of backwardness we live in....there's a big wall in the society between me and carrey, if i tried to be like jim carrey i wouldn't get far before being labelled schizophrenic and homosexual which is an oxymoron since society has already established that the only non schizophrenics for a certainty are the homosexuals, so many people that do not realize what little caricatures they are, millions upon millions of bigoted little americans with their little anglo-saxon last names and concerns about puerto ricans taking over the world, you get the idea.....

regardless, i still find carrey somewhat amusing at times, i recall watching some of his scenes in 'liar, liar' and they were extremely amusing, i wouldn't giggle and drool over everything carrey does though, i don't think just because he's white and has an anglo-saxon surname that's he's God......... but i realize that within his own culture, he is God because amongst americans being God is all about being white and having an anglo-saxon surname.... good for them

anyway, you know what would be REALLY funny? a movie with cohen AND jim carrey about the jewish messiah, that would be hilarious....... carrey could be the jewish messiah and cohen could play some palestinian kid with a bowl asking for more porridge and discovering foibles amongst various jewish communities in Israel, that would really be funny, and also shine a light on jewish culture there in Israel which isn't something we get to see alot of

of course, you're not gonna see a movie like this, Carrey has been on a run of lame and stupid movies for a while now, i just watched some presentation he made in early 1996 at the oscars with some toys from toy stories, i thought they were going to have to carry him offstage coz his legs had stopped working coz that's how lame it was

let's run through some of Carrey's movies to see what the Ku Klux Klan in american has been working on to keep whitey with the anglo-saxon surname back in pole position:

kick-ass 2....... well, who can blame Carrey for wanting 200 million dollars instead of 190 million dollars right? i mean, what was he gonna do? just sit on the yacht and play nintendo when he could have been making 'kick-ass 2'...... what's really sad is that there is a market for 'kick-ass' movies, 'kick-ass' movies (1 and 2) are the perfect, shining example of Nietzsche's last man........ if Carrey or anyone pretends otherwise it's just out of a repressed sense of basically just hating life as a human......

in fact, i cannot see anything but garbage in Carrey's resume since Liar, Liar.... that's possibly the only good movie he made, along with Ace Ventura, he was funny for a fleeting few seconds on Living Color when he was being watched by Jamie Foxx holding a glass of scotch and coke while he was having sex with something.... that's about it for Carrey's funniness

Mr. Carrey, i will say a prayer for you to be funny and post it in this space soon enough, you can go the way of Conan O'Brien: written off as unfunny with a prayer from Benji as your eulogy: the Death of any pretending that you were funny (that's applies to O'Brien).... Carrey actually was funny at some points...... if you add up all the moments of Jim Carrey's own life where he was funny, it probably would add up to a week or two if u strung it all together back to back........ O'Brien of course has NEVER been funny, not even for a second......... not even for a nano-second......... whole universes can be spawned and sputter out and their quasers be perverted through a black hole making their trillions of year old history a bleep of a nano-second and still that fraction of a nano-second their remains took to be reconverted to a different dimension would still be longer than O'Brien's period of funniness which is really just an abstract function as O'Brien was never really funny

i call that u.s. citizens that look like germans
that is all, class dismissed

hey you know what, you can write a paper for homework: 'why r u a completely stupid bastard and why didn't you bother reading more books and searching for the Truth?' (keep it under 300 words), God Bless