updates from Benji land

ok biatches, it has been an eventful holiday season........ xmas day, the day we all kind of celebrate the pagan winter equinox holiday with a bit of schmaltz about Jesus' birth in a 'manger' (was in fact born somewhere a helluva lot better than a crappy manger for animals, that's for sure and not in Bethlehem either),

that day we spent with my buddy Christine and her brother, both u.s. citizens and heroine and crystal meth users........... sadly, Christine is in a terrible way, she whores herself horribly (considering whores in Sydney can make 150k+ a year and tax free) - she looks like crap, too skinny and like a crazy australian aboriginal biatch except white....... she has a massive drug problem.......... anyway, me, Desi and my buddy nicknamed Karl Marx, we just went over there, brought my bbq up to their floor which is the worst tenement building in sydney.... visited the two of them plus 2 or 3 of their friends including two blonde mothers with ok bodies who seemed like whores or at least heroine addicts.........

so that was xmas day........ cia dude has been in touch some more about writing his wikipedia page and i got quite a surprise related to it in some abstract way, he was saying how his forefathers trace back 300 years in america to the 'mohawk' valley (somewhere in new york state) -- everybody knows the mohawk indians were probably the people that started the mohawk fashion trend of hairstyle........ then i got out of bed like yesterday and greeted our german house guest who booked a room in our crib like half a year ago, his name is Marcos and he's really funny, he cannot speak english properly and just says: i + can + noun to express himself, e.g., i can mountain (means i can climb a mountain or i could see a mountain from there, etc).... anyway this guy got a really bad haircut and his hairstyle ended up looking like a mohawk -- there's no connection there but anyway

then my car broke down yesterday and i had to join some road-side assistance service: 2 years for $275.... which includes an extra $120 for joining on the spur of the moment, problem with car was trivial........ anyway, now have roadside assisstance if need it........ car broke down at mall, at mall did a bunch of post xmas shopping with all the sales that are on, got nice quality winter clothing at quarter of usual prices........ very satisfied with that......... don't normally like shopping in malls for clothes much...... they were playing some britney spears song at mall, had never heard it before:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOdu0poDjDA                wouldn't normally listen to an entire album of hers....... i admire her ability to sell though and like her hit songs

speaking of songs, and songs that won't sell, murphy has finished adding the music to my starry pudsy song and apparently it's pretty good, also on topic of murphy he was saying many moons ago that he'd gifted his banjo to some pacific islander with a sign that said 'someone stole my banjo, please help', and so murphy gave him a $500 banjo he had in storage and saw the guy again later and he had the same sign up: conclusion, con artist.......... well i ran into the very same guy, here in auburn, maybe i'll post the youtube video in this space soon and the starry pudsy one too