questionnaire for peoples of england

here's a questionaire designed for the various races occupying england, but can also be completed by westerners in general:

1) you are:

a) a prick

b) an arsehole


2) how comfortably numb and unaware are you of your prick or arsehole status?
a) very
b) don't know because too much of a prick or arsehole to figure it out

3) if you chose arsehole, would you say you are:

a) an elephant arsehole
b) a rhinoceros arsehole
c) unsure but some kind of massive arsehole anyway
d) unsure because too big of an arsehole to realize it


4) have you sought help for your mental illness issues regarding 'royalty', 'majesty' and related political matters

a) yes
b) no


5) if you answered no, is the answer because you are an alcoholic and was too busy binge drinking

a) yes
b) cannot remember