Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Quargy, child of the future

of the year 2340 to be precise....

in this day and age, genetic therapy is common, for example, if, like Quargy, you act out in school, scientists and doctors are more likely to tabulate a solution based upon your genes, science realizes, for example, that if you have any African genes, the Nigerian-type ones would be the problem, as the Nigerians are far and away the stupidest Africans.... observe Quargy

teacher: so class, what's 27 divided by 9 multiplied by 7?
Quargy: eat shit!!!!!!!!!1 (GASPS OF SHOCK, LITTLE HANDS COVER FACES)
teacher: (shocked) what???!!!
Quargy: you heard me bitch, eat shit!!!!!!!!!!
teacher: Quargy i think it's time we had a walk to the nurse's station

and so it goes, the world of the future another invention on the path to Nietzche's 'last man' that says, 'we have created happiness' and then blinks...... is the fully operational tv........ for example, note in my blog how i would like the brunettes on the Today show to be interactive, well in the future, they will be! and then tv will be entertaining at long last.... for instance, you want to watch the news, but all of a sudden, you want the newsreader to blow you a kiss and say, 'hello sailor, whatchu got cookin' there?'.......... well in the future we'll have tv presenters made of ones and zeros that are programmed to do exactly that at the click of a button right now we just have homosexual american sitcoms with dumb laugh tracks, snore!

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