you know fatty foods will make you fat, and listening to mozart will make you smart, but just how dumb will certain american cultural dishes like 'ncsi' and 'time magazine' make you anyway, watch:
i) cbs this morning: consider banging your head gently against a solid brick wall in order to garner greater brain cell activity than watching cbs this morning
ii) ncsi: of all the csi spin-offs, easily the dumbest show on tv with cast members exhibiting less intelligence than the buoys on the love boat, drinking a case of beer couldn't make you dumber than watching this abortion of intelligence... being capable of watching more than 2 minutes of ncsi indicates an extremely low level of core intelligence.... being able to watch an entire episode would send an ambulance to your home in an ideal world for immediate brain surgery to save you..... you know that scene in 'billy madison' where the jeopardy host guy says this? ---> it's like that... if you're a fan of ncsi consider just moving to egypt permanently
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0 )
iii) time magazine, used to be you could almost barely recall the days when reading 'time magazine' probably meant you could string some coherent phrases together, right? not anymore, now the greatest minds using 'time magazine' just try smoking it for cerebral stimulation
iv) leno/letterman/conan et al: clinical studies have shown that emptying a vial of white-out into a plastic lunch bag and repeatedly inhaling it is both more intellectually uplifting but also emotionally more satisfying than watching the aforementioned minor blips of mediocrity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_GjFMzVT7c (which is better?)
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