gushing about ice-hockey

wow! just caught my first game rink-side (or was it the second game now?) - anyway, tv does not do this sport justice.... what a thoroughly magnificent game it is when played by very competent players right in front of you.... wow.... all the negative feedback on this blog about the stupidity of fat, lazy, emotionally imbecilic sports fans watching soccer, baseball, rugby, cricket, etc, does not apply to ice-hockey......... the level of skill and athleticism is just astounding......... that is a sport you can park your arse and watch every weekend at a stadium without feeling like a complete idiot, that's for sure......... have never been to a football game so cannot tell you what that's like........

sniffing in vicinity of goalie dude from u.s.a. eagles national team - major league ice hockey players of all nations are GOD!


 see how they play:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvPqIBvAFIw

benji's film projects

i)  opening a new file: mr.moustache... the plan is to make a video clip for  nirvana song 'mr moustache'.....

ii)  finished a falsetto rendition of wilson phillips 'hold on' some weeks ago, lacking internet to upload it at present, stand by

iii) gunter the tank maker, on hold indefinitely (back burner)

iv) silly can holder dance routine -- ready for upload, lacking internet supply

winning new song: tennis courts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXXsZCa7Rsw  (song - tennis courts)

was driving home after a successful friday.... this song came on the radio: JJJ station, this song seems like a real winner, highly original ---- never heard of this lady before but she might have a big future in music by the sounds of it

was working chatswood rank a lot tonite listening to seacrest and ellen k --- needed a way out and some american guy gets me off the rank to clovelly south of the harbor bridge which is a $50 plus ride and puts me back somewhere i can make money without losing time.... he came on his bike and it looked expensive, i laid his front wheel over his pedal making sure not to damage the spokes..... he said his name was ryan, his father was killed in oklahoma riding a racer pushbike after being hit by a fedex truck doing over 60mph, his wife was pregnant in her 2nd trimestre.... like their first kid..... invited him to hang out with me and zac next weekend but he seemed disinterested which is no worries but kind of pretended like he was anyway, that is such a lousy trait how people do that, but whatever.......

some lady a while later (without saying anything bad about the irish) got in at hospital in randwick, she said her prematurely born child (born at 29 weeks) was back in hospital getting incubation treatment.... she must be going through a hard time, that must be one of the worst things that can happen to someone, having a baby die on them....... that would really put a huge hole in your heart, her baby has a very cool full name.... can't mention it here, but it's an english name and has a very cool meaning with the middle name included

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQv67XVS57k&feature=c4-overview&playnext=1&list=TL47E7JYCAMGA    (playing tennis with wifi)

hearing this song for the first time, and this is going to sound crazy, no doubt, it reminded me about a year ago, me and wifey were playing tennis at our local court down the road (see video above) -- same courts as the one above, two courts over, different day to the video above and i was on the south side as in video above.... i was looking at the sky and saw a silver ship in the sky, it didn't look big and it wasn't moving, i never mentioned it to desi at the time, and i wasn't going to mention it on this blog either, except for this song came out, otherwise i wouldn't have mentioned it, what would someone say? ben's brain's damaged from smoking too much pot when he was younger, it didn't even occur to me to tell desi about it at the time either, i just looked at it for a few minutes, it wasn't a balloon, or a cloud, it was just some silver-colored ufo in the sky, after staring at it a bit just kept playing tennis with desi, come to think of it, it's surprising never pointed it out to her to see if she could see it as sometimes i mention the topic to her (ufos) but she just thinks i'm kooky

i remember once in an english-as-a-second-language textbook, there was some story about an english guy in a small town in england and how he saw a ufo once and was blown away by it so much so that he stopped drinking alcohol with all the local lads and would sit on a hill looking off into space, his wife thought he'd gone mad.....

i'm always double checking airplanes to see if they aren't ufos..... more recently i was doing my ritual drive to work, and a few minutes from home, nearby to the tennis courts, i looked up into the sky and saw another silver colored vessel through the windscreen front window up high, i had to crane my neck to see it, i figured it was just a normal plane but i looked again and it was gone a second or two later, i pulled my car over to try and see what happened to the plane in the sky but there was nothing so wasn't sure about that what that was, but the tennis playing thing mentioned above, that was pretty real looking.......

the first one i mentioned in march 2003, the one that accelerated right in front of me at rookwood cemetary like a show-off, i admitted that could have been a hallucination, but it was real looking, as real as it gets

anyway, even if all of my ufo sitings above (and a couple of super long distance odd looking lights in the sky seen in fiji) were all hallucinations (granted possibility no doubt), i am 100% certain the skies are choc-full of them as the english say, and i would think they can cloak themselves with invisibility at will, pulverize any kind of matter in their way in space (like asteroids) as easily as you switch your car air-conditioning on and travel at many, many, many dizzying times quicker than the speed of light, i believe this more firmly than i believe my hair is incredibly beautiful (which is also very beautiful in the video above btw)

the pants in the tennis video above seem to have vanished mysteriously too, many many moons ago now, pity coz they were very nice pants

shall we compare benji's hair to a summer's day, or a winter's day?

in denying the greatness of benji's coiffure, which we can say is great in absolute terms, people will draw upon their own subjective values to define their denial, some examples might be:

1) too communist
2) too right-wing
3) too long
4) too short
5) not blonde enough
6) too black
7) not frizzy enough
8) not african or chinese enough
9) not danish-looking enough
10) not biblical enough
11) too renaissance-style
12) not renaissance-styled enough
13) too difficult to spell
14) not english enough
15) not english-language friendly enough
16) un-american
17) anti-european
18) not commercial enough
19) too commercial
20) not good for the economy
21) too successful for its own good
22) terrorist-leaning
23) too big brother/too much government intervention
24) too reptilian
25) too mammalian
26) too Marxist
27) too confucian
28) too pro-Beatles
29) anti-flower-child-hippy-revolutionary
30) anti-dada-ist
31) too greasy
32) too conditioned
33) too shampood
34) too blow-dried

and so on and so forth, inner motivations for denying the greatness and ultimate superiority of benji's hairstyle might be manifested in any of the above 30 points (or others) however the motivation will normally be sheer jealousy, or even possibly a sense of inferiority and despair aroused by the starkly superior nature of benji's hair...... some people will even be genuine in their mis-placed belief that their hairstyle is superior to the benji's.... this could be because of a sense of superior wealth, or superior breeding (genetics - which is moot anyway, as hair is dead cell matter), or a sense of cultural superiority (e.g., iranians and americans), or because of a lifetime spent on expensive hairdressers........a movie star, used to being adored and placed on a pedestal might have spent years like the fabled narcissist, in love with their own reflection, however, in this case, they would still have inferior hair to the benji, who is not at all narcissistic in affirming the superior quality of his hairstyle.... we could even put up some Botticellis here but again, the results would be inferior to benji's hair

a psychologist might argue that benji is over compensating out of a sense of inferiority, and a comedian might say that benji is telling a 'corker', a writer might say benji is indulging in a fantasy, and a religionist might say that no man's hair is superior to God........ that is all very good and well, but dismissively, we merely state, we say, what is essentially Self-Evident

the seakrest ppl say some other guy's hair is prettier than benji's

that's pretty ludicrous, seen below is a mediocre hair day for benji, nothing special, but already, probably not an exaggeration to say the greatest hair in the world........ you can say benji's gimpy, lame, vain, stupid, retarded, whatever.... but nobody can deny benji has the greatest hair in the world - heads up sea biscuit (and smellin' k): benji only likes to hear 'whoppers' when he's at burger king and they're announcing it on their little microphones there, that's what you can do if radio doesn't work out for you

it's not easy having beautiful hair son, but someone has to do it

moving on, gabriele the guy who just flew in from palermo in italy just paid me 420 euros rent money, that's a bargain rate he's getting at 19 euros a nite checking out on the 18th july....... it's the first time benji's handled euro money since xmas season 2007 in spain and ireland...... seeing it again all this time later makes me think that is gonna be an extremely strong currency when all the oil and coal gets scarce....... already it looks very strong to the benji........ american money is winning, easy to counterfeit, easy to sell to the chinese and japanese reserve banks, but euro money will be very strong

driving the point about the hair home: you could come up with all kind of dinky-arse lame little journalistic lists between your little journalist coffees and what-not, you could have all kinds of dignitary arse people there on your list, world leaders, models, movie stars, you name it, wouldn't matter: benji's hair = numero uno

my son on his first 'date', neither of these babies have better looking hair than benji, but then again, nobody does

wasted time: watching the bib bank theory [sic]

all american situation comedies are basically a waste of time, nowadays you either have different stroke re-runs to consider or the charlie sheen vehicle or big bank theory........

half of the time, a non-complete-idiot like the benji, still domesticated and settled down, cannot watch sitcoms if only because of the offensive and obnoxious canned laughter that the alcoholic white-anglo-supremacists of the world find feeds their obnoxious egos nicely, along with their favorite sidekicks: uncle tom and affable wop (the al pacinos of this world)

the other half the time, the benji feels that his time is sorely wasted, and his Soul going absolutely nowhere, watching said sitcoms, in any case, the benji is able to document the sad phenomenon for future generations

the last post in particular, should give ample food for thought for the so-called 'writers' (here 'writing' is an abstract artform, where wiping one's bottom after defecation is 'calligraphy') of the sitcom 'big bank theory', benji is happy to help and document

on big bank theory we had the penny blossom 1000 blossoms blossom mao-ist allusions episode, and after that the episode with the cat-fight with the actress that plays the csi hooker..... how the dimwitted writers in LA lit upon this great idea is anyone's guest, but you can just imagine them at the urinal trough, like little piggies, 'powdering their noses'............ these are the kind of people that think women peeing while standing at a men's urinal is the height of comedy.... they are like the english-redneck radio DJs of australia that laugh when they fart, simple-minded hill-billy folk, obnoxious in their simple-minded bumpkin-ness

then we catch the tale-end of another obnoxious canned-laughter episode, sheldon comes to penny and she gives him a long-island iced tea, sheldon had pubic hair at age 19..... sheldon is talking about his girlfriend amy, we have dismissed amy and seacrest's sidekick both as 'muleheads'.... this was not a nice dismissal, in fact, it was downright mean and insulting, please call me a walking insect or bum or sthmg to compensate as we do not wish to retract the mulehead-gate issue........... you know who's hot though? seriously? the jew-woman's son (howard's) girlfriend, the blonde, she's very foxy..... she has a great rack as they say, but no machine guns in her boobs

well i have to get gabriele now from the station, he's just flown in from italy and is new houseguest for airbnb.com.......  one of these european/americans (white folk) visiting australia for a year on a visa....... they all seem to like alcohol....... not sure how long to have him for or how long he wants to stay

tv review: 'extra'

you have probably never heard of it, it's some southern californian LA wrap-up of so-cal (hollywood) movies........ alot of east coast americans probably wouldn't be caught dead watching this crap

the writer is terribly disappointed he didn't set off early this morning for a road trip to the blue mountains and a day spent reading in a cafe somewhere up there........

anyway, here we are at home, and 'extra' featuring mario lopez, provides an excellent opportunity to dispassionately assess the weakness of american culture and society.......... as 'extra' provides a window into weakness..... before we assess who is a homosexual and why, consider the popular notion that america is the 'greatest civilization ever'..... it is completely false, first of all, in terms of the unlimited universe, to think that america is first and foremost in the chain of evolution around the universe is wrong and contradicts star trek, which is just another weak, homosexual tv show..... furthermore, right here on this planet, previous civilizations of lemuria and atlantis, likewise surpassed america, it would surprise alot of readers that lemurians had mastered aerial flight through extraction of energy latent in seeds but this is the case anyway, even the relatively modern, ancient egyptians were far in advance of today's american as the egyptians probably had a much better grasp of reality, making today's american look like the obnoxious and boring dummie that he/she is........

moving on, the american weakness and simpleness is easy to understand, we've covered it on this blog already: american people are boring and retarded to the point of insanity, they're also short on facts/real education, long on childish antics, their marriages don't work, their attempts at parenting are failures.....(to their credit, they have a wonderful military)..... a quarter or more of the younger generation are druggies, they graduate to watching movies by johnny depp, a self-confessed homosexual........... nowadays, in america, gay men father children to their lifelong 'straight' female buddies while they are in their 40s by IVF and that's considered healthy: a winner!............ all of this is maddening, no doubt, and if people were just allowed to go mad they would probably sort themselves out and breed something intelligent, but it gets worse, for those who aren't interested in shit-hoarding and being a lifelong ignoramus, madness can and must be avoided by 'going gay'.......... the great achievement of the 20th century with its development and conflicts was to affirm that 'gay' people cannot be crazy, as this would be an ignorant bigoted labeling of them.... therefore if somebody is maddened by the pathetic shit-hoarding, vacuous and shallow nature of modern american society, they must be immediately labelled 'gay' so as to be considered healthy........ this is american culture.... what's dangerous about this is that madness would be a resolution for a great many issues, but instead it is checked by the safety valve of labeling madness 'homosexuality'......... the mad person cannot resolve his issues, he is labelled homosexual and left to stare at other men's buttocks confusedly, many stupid, slutty women are on standby to help him 'straighten' out his homosexual issues (witness christina aguilera)....... the result: nietzsche's 'last man', a blundering idiot that goes on and on, incurable, irredeemable.... this planet and its humanity cannot be saved by today's blundering idiot american, only damaged....... just witness the phenomenon of major 'sports' and the idiot, unthinking, rabble it attracts if in any doubt

moving on, robert rodriguez, recently we scrolled through a list of movies coming out, rodriguez, originally perhaps, has one coming out featuring a buxom brunette with some kind of unlikely looking machine gun device inside a buxom set of boobies (the movie star's boobies shoot bullets instead of milk), we'll post a picture later....... in conjunction with the previous paragraph, it's interesting to see how one notion can really dictate how an entire movie will come out and the premise it's based upon, keeping in mind that when we're dealing with americans of all ages and walks of life we're essentially dealing with three year olds who can easily be hoodwinked for their candy, and made to cry by telling them their pants are on fire..... with robert rodriguez specifically, this is a character that easily spends a quarter of its life jacking off........ then the rest of his waking time, and even his sleeping time, is spent wondering how he has spent a quarter of his life jacking off.......... this is the essential question for rodriguez that will no doubt take him on a 'special journey': how did rodriguez spend a quarter of his life jacking off?  it is a question that has and will continue to take him on a roller-coaster ride of philosophical introspection transmuted to the big screen, unfortunately for viewers, there will be little of interest there, just some friction, different locales and quarters, some buxom sexy women

obviously today's american is not yet ready for benji's intelligence, however we predict, without a trace of haughtiness, pompousness or condescension, that americans 200 years hence, in 2213, will easily understand and profit mentally from the benji's thinking

God Bless