rereading some posts from 21 months ago

can't really Say I agree with myself but I definitely respect my right to say whatever I want, I just hope I can assemble peacefully with myself in future, given some of the discrepancies in opinion

Hollywood Florida notes passing of David spade

philanthropist David spade traversed Hollywood Florida in his hearse limousine ("it's easier to find parking like that.")


famous for various reasons, spade kicked off a long and colorful career writing gift card memes targeted to the African American community: "happy father's day motherfucker", and "nigga, happy mothrrfucking [sic] birthday, ok?", are just a couple of such memes that won spade acclaim until it was found out he was white. That's when death threats came pouring in like fan mail from pubescent teenage girls to the Beatles, so spade hightailed it to Thailand where he learned by jamming his mouth full of gummy bears and gargling phlegm while saying glub glub glub glub glub and gub gub gub gub gub, he could make millions of Baht as a successful singer, songwriter. Amazingly, he only needed to change tones to give his songs different meaning. Later he returned to America and tried his hand at the film industry, with only lacklustre, mediocre results, so he tried his hand at television. He became famous for his sidesplitting comedy "I only hump fat chicks, and only if they're Mexican". Spade was forty two.


after passing through Hollywood Florida he went to Macon Georgia, where he was spotted with a five hundred pound Mexican woman from Jalisco. Spade is extremely stupid and lame, this probably helped his career.


example of spade's 'fruitless cinema years'....
http://youtu.be/ZAMQGIx3JKk

quick musical interlude.....

http://youtu.be/p5SMJRPh8nY

people that you meet in your neighborhood

well a ring-wraith is a person you meet in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood....


a cocaine snorting journalist is a person you meet in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood


they're the people that you meet, when you're walking down the street, they're the people that you meet each day!

but.... but.....

but Benji, you're not a golf course, you don't know what it's like to be Yoda; but Benji, you're not Darth Vader, you don't know what it's like to be Michelle Obama..... But Benji, you're not a war veteran, you never got your legs blown off, but benji you're white but you're not even one sixteenth Danish; but benji you're not a steaming hot muffin full of toxic fungi, you're not fresh to death.... But Benji, you don't own twenty casinos, but benji, you're not even from south of the border... but benji, you never forced a baby out of your vaginal canal! But benji, you never lost three years of wages in the gfc! But benji, you never had to dance in front of millions of people in your underwear for an incompetent choreographer....






but benji this, but benji that....


whatever, ok? Whatever

movie reviews: secret in their eyes; hateful eight

actually, benji will not be condescending to watch either movies, letting the rabble watch them if they please, his benjiness prefers to skateboard, snorkel and prep vegetarian meals with cancer killing tumeric, drive a bus all day, etc


now watch this video:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bdcG7PlkAg0

u.s. presidential race

my job just got serious about work uniform which means no more nike sneakers at work, have to wear leather boots, hopefully my back will get used to it......

 ok let's talk politics, you twisted my arm already..... so we had fiorina talking about being trash talked on the view or the talk or whatever it was...... let benji tell you something directly all you left wing media elite dudes who aren't 100% sure we need hilary and foodstamps and free dental for all the crazy homeless people........

first of all, the 'top 1%' isn't shit, half of sydney is in it, all you need is about $800,000 australian dollars per person, probably by the time i die or even in ten years actually, i'll be in the top 1%, maybe fifteen years, who cares anyway...

also, benji gets that people like jesse waters and bill o'reilly are total dweebs, especially when put together........ but that's no excuse for some of the dumbies out there on the so-called left, take the view and the talk (tv shows for dumb bitches) --- these women need to be thrown into a cage with a sign that says, 'take our dumb bitches, thanks kyrzygstan', and air-chuted over kyrzygstan, probably anybody would understand that

 anyhoo, let benji couch the future for you in really simple terms that even the dumbies at nbc today with their 'trending ten million views today' viral cat videos would understand, we'll go for lord of the rings parlance:

YOU VOTE hilary in, you (the left wing media elites) will end up being like gandalf locked up on top of saruman's tower 'orthanc', except there won't even be a giant eagle to save you, you could try whining to benji at that point: save us peoples' poet, but it wouldn't do you any good, extremely lame result

YOU VOTE the republican candidate (if it's fiorina); man! (or woman), we'll all be hand feeding monstrous little chicks live meat so that they will eventually spawn into winged-steeds for the Nazgul so that the nine black riders can take to the sky, that's BADARSE, you can't beat that....  you decide left wing media elites (half of whom probably are closet republican voters anyway), benji has warned you, take my advice, you'll be 'orthancin' me later'

benji knows that's crazy persuasive, benji could probably persuade you to swallow  your own tongues, it's dangerous, it's almost like you're staring into the crystal ball thing like in lord of the rings and turning into saruman and being brain washed by benji, the dark lord, shit's crayz [no sic, that's a new word]

four fried chickens and a coke; and some dry white toast, thanks