Well you know if you want to know about a Hollywood movie star's personal life, check Nicki Swift.
https://youtu.be/HhVrbh-CqJU
I checked out Ben Affleck, since he wrote the last duel movie script and plays an important character in the movie. I suppose these Hollywood movie stars are leading a kind of Nietzschean blessed selfish lifestyle, something Nietzsche would call lion like or blessed or something. However as I'm not Nietzsche, but Benji, I call it unsustainable in terms the law of eternal return, as Nietzsche lays it out. Another word might be dissolute. Or in Australian English (strine) we might crudely assert that Ben Affleck is (a bit of a) dissolute c#nt. Just sayin' (in strine this time).
Here's Swift on Julia Roberts, she calls this video QUESTIONABLE things everyone ignores about Julia Roberts, which is already eyebrow raising
https://youtu.be/Lu4zffGgYM8
Yeah definitely these celebs present in real life as shallow and image obsessed, no doubt. Anyway that's their business, each one is different like little snow flakes. Roberts is a jupiterian type so I wouldn't be surprised if her longstanding marriage to Bode or whoever her husband is, has brought her a lot of happiness. Also these jupiterian types can produce culture and polish. I'm interested to see how actors can bring a character to life, like Matt Damon's knight, a real tangible character. I'm not so interested in the morbid obsession these actors share in the 'real world' with their audiences and 'court' (the journalists etc, a kind of pagentry and realistic situation, very fake, much faker than their actual characters they depict, many times). I'll elaborate on the kind of on screen character I think Roberts needs to confront, if not necessarily depict, in order to produce anything I might personally be interested in (not saying she should).
Before I do, I'll mention my flea bitten friends Goebbels and Winston Churchill from my previous post (not their real names, just dopey nicknames). Churchill married young, around 22, a woman many years his senior. I wasn't invited to the wedding. Goebbels, also flea bitten from the dark brown carpet (before I got the wooden floorboards now present, laid... I guess my bro Stalin, not his real name, just a dopey nickname, ripped out the brown carpet eventually.) Anyway Goebbel's first wife took offence at me on a night out how I joked I'd bring a girl home to their place and screw her on the floor, a different friend later said she was probably offended coz she wanted to 'root' me, something that would never have occurred to me. Anyway clearly she never liked me, although that situation of wanting to screw your spouse's buddy, I have now experienced and understand from recent experience. I saw her once when she came to pick up her kids from weekend stay with their dad and his new Mrs, she wouldn't refuse saying hi to my baby son, at my insistence. Bitch-like that she was. Anyway things started out well with Joey's second Mrs and it seemed like we were all going to be buddies, if not ubermensch, but somehow the ball got dropped and we're not.
Anyway having said that, my ideas, my motivation.... Where I would intersect with Roberts in the cosmic plane, it's not clear if I have revealed I like nuts but I do. My mom was a nut, I mean Joey and Winston weren't nuts and I liked them. There's definitely a point where nut becomes bitch. Nowadays most men are bitches, in most societies but you occasionally see men doing things that aren't bitchy or acting in non bitchy ways. Definitely thespian men are bitches.
Where nut stops being nut and starts being bitch or conniving is a fascinating place in psychology as often in criminal defence cases, we'll see the defence say crazy, innocent and the prosecution invariably says guilty, malicious! Evil! It's this intersection I find interesting regarding Roberts. I mean if I could have Roberts doing anything on tv, she'd be absolutely barking mad, no question. Barely a shred of lucidity.
Yesterday, hanging out with my daughter Zara, we went to a car wash, I had to vacuum, then go through the carwash machine, I got the idea from her. Then we got halal sausages from the halal butcher then went to the supermarket shopping for milk, toilet paper, jumbo box of wet wipes etc. Then we went home, did some cooking and laundry, I did that while she coloured in. Just hanging out father daughter, she doesn't go to daycare Thursdays anyway and had the choice to hang out with me at all on the phone beforehand or not at all and was all for it. So by the time we're in the carwash we're starting to clown around a lot and she finds this very amusing as I can slip into an imbecilic childlike mindset she finds amusing, even in acting schools I don't see this level of play. In this case actually, after shopping for groceries, she heard the recorded voice saying please scan your rewards card or skip to continue or whatever the cash register says. She kept saying it over and over, mantra like, kind of like sick in the heart Christians with their gruesome fixation on physical death and how it 'saves' them. I decided to use the Coles rewards card mantra as an opera song to drown out Zara's constant mantra like repetition. She was absolutely delighted by this impromptu and improvised opera singing. We might even end up doing that again, although her sister doesn't like my singing and would even get angry with it if I insisted. So maybe not around her. Eventually this all evolved into her branding me a fat pig emphatically, again.
Anyway, in this vein of girly joy, I say that the ideal Julia Roberts character, for me, would be like that crazy cat lady from the Simpsons but you'd never see her with a living cat. She'd be flaying them on the beach where she lived with her movie husband George Clooney, in a kind of bamboo impromptu hut. He'd be out all day fishing or getting coconuts. They wouldn't be castaways but living in a sparsely populated fishing community. Cat lady would be known as the village idiot and a madwoman, with no friends. She'd by useful though, making her cat hide blankets and beach towels or whatever. I could easily write and direct a movie along these lines although I don't actually believe I will. But if I did I'd give cat lady a kind of evil sophisticated psychiatrist cousin, probably also played by Roberts, possibly a twin, perhaps looking to steal her husband away or something like that. I'd even make her a bit of a seer and psychic for the community and I'd probably CGI everyone into Tongans from six hundred years ago, say 1386. Then I'd dress and act like Jethro from the Beverly hillbillies on set while directing. Or I'd just delegate responsibility and chase Elly May around a lot (for sex).
Oh I see Roberts made a romcom with Nick Nolte. I dated his wife a few times. They had kids together after that (not my kids). See I'm your long lost Hollywood cousin bitch! If you think you're shallow just stay in Sydney the local tv and radio 'stars' (let star = shallow obnoxious jerk) are so shallow and obnoxious you'll be feeling better about yourself in no time! I just want everyone to dance I said bitch.
Let's see what Swift has to say about Clooney:
https://youtu.be/kSOAxRs0Ebc
Ok the Clooneys look like quality people. And I understand Roberts has three kids to her spouse and feels a little insecure in her marriage, I can definitely relate to that. Amen. So this Mrs Clooney is actually a human rights lawyer. Look I'll tell you, my dating life with Mrs Nolte was pre my visit to Xinjiang and post. Since Mrs Clooney is a human rights lawyer and that's the big ticket item in the world of oppression since the Nazi hierarchy all suicided and all.
Ok so her and I dated a few times in NYC. I met her mom, didn't like the mother at all, an Englishwoman. Mrs Nolte never mentioned Nick or used his surname although I'd say she was already living with him in Malibu in those days, first half of 2005. I had a gay buddy back then and the three of us went to the fashion district in Manhattan and the company helped me focus in on the amazing fashions the women were sporting there. Incredible. My girlfriend Heloise back in Paris I mentioned, would have been amazed as she was a fashion major. Anyway I left NYC, went to visit my Uyghur friend from Shandong from the butthole restroom elementary school I'd mentioned earlier. This is before his entire country got thrown into lockdown.
I appreciate Richard Gere was pro human rights oro Tibet pro Tibetan Buddhism, I'm not denying or casting aspersions on that. I'm not real happy my buddy Rahman's entire nation got thrown into lockdown and oppression. I don't blame myself for that, it's a very big situation. Bigger than Clooney's wife also. Anyway Mrs Nolte and I caught up again after that Xinjiang visit to Rahman in Sedona Arizona, I guess she was happy to visit. She really liked me! I don't know if it's she was married that was a turn off as I never knew she was married she never mentioned it. And she never really threw herself at me like a cat on heat either. Just a little finger rub on my hand was enough to understand. Well I've had problems with my own wife getting into situations like that with another guy, even if nothing happened. That's why I'm not happy with her. I guess we're just a shit match.
Anyway back to Benji's flops. So look Amal could just prepare her briefs by the beach while we shoot crazy cat lady. Speaking of which, she should have a gun on set, but not one that would actually kill a cinematographer but like a fake one that can't actually kill people. She could shoot cats with it. Come on man, can I get some funding here anyone????
Maybe not. That was a pretty solid performance from Jodie Comer I saw yesterday also, Mrs Knight, running the farm in his absence. She acted very British although I'd guess she's an American girl from Nebraska but I really don't know a thing.about her, it's the first time I see her play. She even acted like Margaret Thatcher, I'd say, from how I've seen Thatcher act on TV. She was a very pretty woman this Thatcher as a young woman/politician. I'll just check where Comer actually 'comes from'. I said she acted very British but I'm guessing Nebraska.... It's interesting, let's see now: oh ok she was born in Liverpool England, that's all I know, I'd assume she doesn't have an American parent. I was guessing she's an all American girl acting British in a French movie. She actually talked like a Brit, not necessarily acted like one.
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