https://youtu.be/9lkQPpSOtz8
Bruz if you had bought a shit ton of Tesla shares in 2018 you would be rolling in the money now. I'm not going to compare myself with a big entrepreneur like Elon, or bug Hollywood superstars like Alec Baldwin or even just super hipster technically skilled like the lady Baldwin unintentionally killed. Or even to proficient skateboarders, my foot is still not ok after ten days coming off my board. Not even to the stylist Martin, that Elon's first Mrs refers to. I will however, use her idea to run a kind of AI program about women in my life. That's the beauty of today's world, everything you publish online becomes part of an algorithmic matrix, and makes you essentially, a computer programmer. So while I don't know Python or c+ or whatever, and I gave up programing after a burst of it around 14 years old, along with my advanced first year university studies in mathematics at age 11, of logarithms and calculus and the like, I understand AI is so advanced now, that my blog is essentially a computer program. Unlike Elon I am not afraid of AI in any way, no reservations, and I hope Elon will stay quiet about cryptocurrency as his utterances tend to disturb the pond water.
Having said that, let's roll through the years of Benji's more or less failed relationships, what the women would really say, if they could really be truthful:
1994 - Suzie speaks: it wasn't enough for me banging on in the sack with my black boyfriend Francis. When Ben burst into my circle of girlfriends and started dancing with us, I'd believe him when he told me he was 20 (but he was only 18). Then on our first date after that he brings me to play pool, I'm winning, it's like I'm too good for him at pool. Ben makes me an offer, whoever wins the next game of pool has the other for a slave tonight. That's how I became Ben's slave.
1996 - I'm walking down the street in my hometown in the south of Spain with my sister. We're dressed in masks for some kind of mardi gras. I see Ben walking towards us and burst into his face saying something about Jim Morrison or something who I'm obsessed with. Ben and I spend some nice times together then he dumps me in a really cold, unbelievable way. I can't believe it.
1996 - Ben hits on me in a niteclub in Spain. He's the only guy around that speaks English. Before I go back to California and gobble more ecstasy and get a Doctorate in psychology and live the liberal dream, I need Ben to pound my beaver for half a year non stop because I'm greedy.
1998 - Ben is super hung up on his ex girlfriend from California, he must have really loved that girl. Now he'll never see me as good enough. Anyway I still get to have him for a boyfriend which is a million times better than masturbating. This is great. Ben screws me so hard for eighteen months I have permanent scars on my knees. Life is peachy keen.
2001 - Ben and I move in together. I love Ben. Why won't Ben follow me to Seattle and marry me, oh because he's an alcoholic pothead with issues. We spend a pleasant half year together, I'm a pervert anyway, I hate Ben. Highlights: mom and dad visiting from Seattle, taking train to Paris with Ben and the folks.
Late 2001 - I welcome Ben's ass to america. I probably still want to screw as many guys as possible but I don't have a lot of game. I don't want to get overly serious about Ben, maybe he's out of my league or something. Maybe I can screw Randy on the side or Ben is trying to screw one if the girls in college. Ben is leaving in three months to go live in Paris, I want to join him. He says no and dumps me, boo hoo. Then he disses me, what a jerk.
2004 - Ben and I have sex, then I start crying and tell Ben about the time I got raped, must be really eating me up inside. I've got issues and kind of am psycho, I think Ben noticed. He left me. Oh wait there he is again, he's not going to go after my girlfriend while I'm out is he? No way! She looks more like a fat bear than a human, no way. Dinnertime with Ben and my bear friend, the last supper, did Ben do something with her?
2005 Ben screws me then I think he'll want to marry me. Ben tells me to take my stuff out if his crib and don't bother coming back.
2005 Ben takes me on a date we watch kill bill 2, he looks totally loaded and lives at a super fancy four star hotel resort, he must be stinking rich from Australia. He'll be my ticket out of china maybe. Ben tells me he's leaving to go live in NYC, I tell him I'm shocked. He calls me later, supposedly from NYC to ask if I'm pregnant.
2005 I move into Ben and his landlord's crib in NYC. I haven't gotten laid properly since my military hubby divorced me. I still keep a picture if him in my closet along with a glass vase we shared when we lived together, it represents the children we never had together, like flowers. Ben is ok in bed but acts worse than a girl. I tell him he's worse than a girl. He wants to go back to china. We talk a little later on the phone when he says he's returned to america from china. I tell him I'm not going to California. I give him a ride to the airport in NYC so he can go back to china. He must love china y'all. He was nice to my parents the one time they met.
2006 Ben kisses me for an hour plus non stop in Hollywood late at night. We don't do much else. I have to go back to Russia y'all. It's a gee thang. We ride in a limo in Hollywood one time. Ben asks me to stay with him in LA and forget about Russia but I'm like no.
Now with this gypsy kings karaoke you can sing hotel California in Spanish:
https://youtu.be/6gEAdZ1UrQU
Singing that isn't a course requirement. Ladies in Ben's life less than one week not listed (except bear lady). Or Selki in Seoul. Neither the fish John West rejects. In the exam: should you trust DJ Paul? Explain. Who must represent east Tennessee? (Hint, it's not Ben).
https://youtu.be/nyZW0jFZNv0
Anyway Musk is asking now on Twitter should he sell a 10% stake in Tesla (worth 200 billion??? taxed at a paltry 20%). I saw a little bit of him on TED talking up his cars, and as someone that has literally spent since late 2009 driving for a career, I spend a lot of my time driving, and I'm very impressed with Musk when he has his make a kickass car hat on. I'd like to be able to talk to him for a few hours to understand what is stopping the rollout of driverless technology, although of course chips are scarce everywhere, and geopolitically I understand that china is not sophisticated enough politically to excel in chipmaking. Taiwan's chip foundries are geopolitically sensitive eggs which the u.s. military must protect like baby eagle eggs.
Really though, unless I'm completely ignorant and mistaken, I'd say cryto and feeding the poor are a PR distraction for Musk, who seems to enjoy interacting with the public, in a seemingly healthy way. But I'd say he should focus on hydrogen technology for cars as well as his current pursuits with Tesla. They're running hydrogen so cheaply from water and finding so many ways to stop it exploding like my colleague's (ex) hubby's yacht, I can't see why hydrogen isn't a bigger thing.
Musk has a point about not donating to the UN because of corruption issues. There's a very good charity running out of LA California with very low overheads. Can't remember the name right now. International rescue fund or something. God likes feeding the poor.
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