Is the Biden administration asking Google how to run America?

 Gutfeld is on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥

https://youtu.be/m_T8ICNnJpw

Actually it was really the joke about the Somali pirates that made everything seem ok. Truly his show often seems like a waiting room for a doctor in western Sydney where the stupid people are. And we have socialist health care. But this is moreso after he introduces his predictable and monotonous stream (actually stulted lake) of guests.

I mean I could have just stopped at Somali pirates and let Gutfeld have a victory. Just cover everything after that with your finger and pretend.

I mean his joke about monkeys flinging poop was also pretty funny. You can imagine if fox news could actually book entertainment talent and wasn't just kind of like a big incest family like the European royals from Mozart's time all intermarried and incesty and insular. Insert wavey effect with harp music....

Gutfeld lead in music with poofy English singer faggorty song, the devil will find work for idle monkey hands to do.... Tonights special guest, Arnold Schwarzenegger.... Arnold reads top ten reasons Biden should just lie down and never get up and why it would be important to pretend he never died like in weekend at Bernie's:

Number 10: termination is better than no nation at all.

Number 9: even inflation needs to go to oh shucks I forgot what I was going to say, I must be Joe Biden, oh wait I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger what's going on?

You get the idea

Here's him's number, call him maybe

 Maybe when you're fuggen off from Afghanistan, never to come back yer fuggen shluts

555wolfgang:

https://youtu.be/v912J5fkVvs

Fox news Joey Jones, no legs

 He's a war hero. He has no legs. Getting to know one of my new work colleagues, an Iraq/Afghanistan war vet. He was a special forces guy, still has his legs. Speaks some Spanish also as visited Mexico and Spain I understand. Seems like a good guy.

The Koran does say fighting is ordained for humans (some even say aliens put it in our DNA but the Koran doesn't say that.) The Koran is quite interesting as it says it represents the absolute truth and that Jesus was born under a palm tree!!! However my understanding was always different to that and the mainstream Christians, in that I believed when proselytising, that he was born an Essene, not a Jew, but an Aryan gentile, in a relatively sophisticated Essene grotto hospice, underground. 

Now this is not a belief shared neither by mainstream Christians neither Muslims, however God would know the importance of the palm tree since God put it in its Koran, but I don't know. No matter as the Koran says: God knows, and you don't know.

What I can tell you about Joey's legs is that there is a section in the Koran itself (not the hadiths) about chopping off the hand on the opposite side of the foot. So for example, Joey's legs are gone (for now, although he'll get them back in the resurrection), so we can now chop either hand off, if Joey has been a thief (better check his tax returns or leave an unattended cooky jar nearby). Then we fulfill the part of the Koran about chopping off hand and foot on either side. But before you consider that Koranic admonition a total joke, consider how we dispose of the dead, not those bombed into a bloody pulp but the cremated or even the 9/11 dead who were essentially cremated: their feet and hands are removed on opposite sides, as opposed to the buried with in tact limbs. Somewhat interesting.

Well I started more heavy exercise recently for first time in months. First a half hour jog recently and today a two hour bushwalk (hike) in my local area. Me and the boy went on the kayaks up the river then hiking and I even started getting sore knees.

I do remember one time in 2003 before I left for China, I had done proselytising my Jesus that I believe in over the radio waves and internet and gotten a job with a woman called Mary (not to be confused with the Myriam from the Koran). We were delivering White pages phone books which aren't even a thing anymore and I was starting to get really sore knees from it. You can imagine all the lifting. This Mary was middle aged and not especially sporty and a smoker but seemed to manage ok. Life as a noone.

Anyway yes that's true what the Koran says, warring is good for people no doubt about it. Sometimes it appears not so but you never know how things will turn out for a soul after it dies and reconnects with God in the afterlife, or Dwat, as the ancient Egyptians called it (yes they're also mentioned in the Koran with reference to Moses and pharoah).

One of my buddies these days, his Mrs specialises in prosthetic limbs, that's her profession. I do like Joey's legs, I have to say. Often on my bus lately have been passing a series of signs that say (collectively): let us wear shorts. Hmmmm I wonder if I can start selling shorts to the Taliban over Amazon???? How to say 'infidel killer (hopefully)' in Pashtun????

https://youtu.be/i4smzT57-sc

He's a likeable guy this Joey, I'm surprised to say this but I like his legs.

Continuing with the analysis of Joey's extremities, assuming he's never stolen even a cooky from a cooky jar in his entire life, and honest as the driven snow, I mean already the Afghanistan Taliban would say ok don't just chop his hand off over a cooky. Whereas the ISIS K would feel absolutely ideologically justified chopping off his hand just over a cooky. I mean I know I'm going to be treated better than that in the Jones household. Most likely if I say, hey I Jonesed a cooky Mrs Jones, hope you don't mind, Joey's going to be all like, oh don't worry about it, he's not going to chop my hand off. But that's the difference between a beautiful modern great nation like America and a shitty backward third world shithole. I mean I can already tell I'd rather send my kid to the Joneses for foreign exchange trip semester, not Kabul. Guess it was a close call.

But can't we still chop Joey's hand even if he's never stolen? Yes! If he's guilty of polytheism we can still chop all his digits and he can keep his palms. Just means he'll be asking you to pass him a cooky from the jar after that.

Ok fall spring whatever right? Here's a song from the state department and Jenn at the White house to everyone stranded in Afghanistan, see ya !

https://youtu.be/0PKiUjRSKI8

Ok so all these folks in this video clip, from the Koranic perspective, are guilty of lewdness. As a consequence they will be confined to a room until God makes way for them. Consider the monopoly boardgame, go to jail, go directly to jail. Everyone locked up are locked up basically for lewdness. However locking people up is a form of killing them also perhaps. I mean a lot of the Taliban leadership and others were locked up in Gitmo, essentially, as per the Koran, for lewdness. With regards to killing adulterous women, the Koran does not admonish this but cites it as a reason for claiming part of a dowry back. In 'progressive' places like Australia, there may be no fault divorce where adultery doesn't factor as a reason for differing the settlement amount, however not so in many American states where child marriage is still sanctioned. The practice of stoning adulterers predates Mohammed and is most famously referred to in the gospels. The Koran absolutely does not advise stoning adulterous women. Furthermore it refers to Jesus as the Messiah and it recommends reconciliation in questions of divorce and warring.

As a moderate Muslim, I tend to view Blinken as an infidel, Harris, also. And the 'sharia' as extreme and often unislamic. But especially Afghanistan is just a desperate backwards country and its economy is an abomination. The Koran states that God will make clear to people what they differed about.

Here's my number, call me maybe??! Delivering phone books, get the connection!

McCarthy's very pertinent questions on Afghanistan, what would Benji do?

 Kevvo is spot on in his questioning:

https://youtu.be/hEC_5TLTBvc

Not least: why wouldn't we keep a base there?

I would absolutely cede that worthless country to these tribal and useless nomadic druglords and just make my own country, Benjistan, taking the entire border with china and everything of Afghanistan west of that maybe 100 kilometers. I'd found one supercity there and fortify it so strong it could never be assailed. Then I'd burn every opium poppy to the ground with sky lasers. I'd have short bomb proof tunnels with x-ray to detect bombs and only let in prospective new citizens from Afghanistan via the tunnel, if they get homesick they can't come back for five years minimum if they leave. My city would totally kick ass and turn a profit. I mean if Alexander the great could found Kandahar, I'm pretty sure I could found Benjistan.

Just saying

Also as an aside, never liked Piers Morgan, never will. He's a typical Fleet street muckraker that has absolutely zero regard for people's privacy, same as all his lowlife peers there, only cares about making money and fame from spying on people's phone calls. It'd be interesting to see what adulteries and dirty secrets his privacy for others hating colleagues could dig up on him. I'm loath to use the word scumbag in this instance notwithstanding what I perceive to be his low moral standards and hypocrisy and stick with the term base rascal. If he respects the monarchy as an institution and wants to affirm it, (I personally would abolish it but still I respect it), he should stop referring to their right royal highnesses the Sussexes, as 'weasels'. And if they abdicate their royal offices completely it still wouldn't be appropriate to call them weasels.

Let's say I thought prince Andrew was guilty as sin and a rascal. I still wouldn't be calling him a weasel, and I wouldn't be dismissing Harry and his wife and giving Prince Andrew a pass. Prince Andrew is a big naughty boy and he knows this. The Sussexes are honorable people. Piers Morgan is a rank hypocrite and a dumpster trash scrupulater. 

Hurrah Benji has spoken. Exeunt all flourish of trumpets.

Ok so O'Reilly is saying Biden's advisers are idiots

 https://youtu.be/qkGVYOS63Dc

And he's referring to Millie as Miley like Miley Cyrus not like Millie Vanilli which is what I thought his name was like. Look if Google and Facebook and the trucking companies or whatever don't steal the midterm elections you might have something I wouldn't be laughing at left, but otherwise,

Blame it on....

https://youtu.be/BI5IA8assfk

Uncle Ben and his random memories

 Elle est malade...

https://youtu.be/bIIL5p7_WKk

 

Had a late starting shift yesterday, clocking on around 415pm. On the drive home around 2am I got through to Kilmeade's call screener again for second time in a week, but again he tells me the sound quality is no good. Surprising as I was in my utility vehicle and it has good sound. Must be an issue with the calling app, Viber. I might try one last time with my Bluetooth headphones however the easy thing is just talk to Chris, however I'm happy to talk to Kilmeade.

Then was listening to the guy on KSEV 700 voice of Texas, about his small business show, wish I had got the phone number of his guest to ask about small business development. The Texans make a lot of sense to me and I'd definitely migrate even without my kids, like in ten years time, or fifteen, no question, or sooner. Shorter term I am interested to go into business and quit my bus. I'm also interested to buy an affordable sailing boat and just start sleeping on that a few nights a week and going to work from there instead of from the house. It's a really stunning location where I work, in terms of the waterways and general area, I'm sure a 15k little sailboat I can sleep on at nights will make me happy. I'm also confident I can start a few lines of business that can make me happier than bus driving. However bus driving through a pandemic is extremely secure. Especially considering the extreme ways our governments are dealing with it, draconian, I still feel free.

So anyway I just had a small window to collect the kids after school and bring them home before taking off for work, the firstborn boy was saying that while his mother was pregnant with him he was climbing the Eiffel Tower in Paris, but without the elevator. Far be it from me to scoff at any statements like that from my kid, I would think, well maybe he spent twenty earth years between dying and rebirthing and anyway even if it were only two months it wouldn't necessarily matter in terms of the psychic experiences his soul had even up to the moment of choosing or being allotted his next vehicle, from heaven, ie his mother around late 2012, a few months before he was born. I believe the soul is allotted in the second trimester and that an abortion during this trimester is an abomination, especially if the soul has already been allotted, however even an abortion after two months is not real good.

Anyway I didn't want to tell my kid all that, too hard to understand, also the youngest, not yet five, mentioned hellish vision of people being punished, like before she was born or something.

What came to mind were two memories about twenty months apart that I had never related together before:

One is Xmas 1992 and I was at the Eiffel Tower alone, not in a dream but this actually happened when I was 16 (and a half). I could only afford to go to the first tier coz I'd bought a hotdog or something at the base, and was broke.

Then only like twenty months later, most likely in September 1994, as it was magpie season: this occurs in September every year when the magpies nest in spring, they typically actually attack people walking by their trees. Normally they just try to scare you by hovering around you so you can start ducking or flapping your hands. But on this occasion, and only on this occasion, in my life, the magpie just straight divebombed me, so I imagine it must have been in September as when else could it have been? Super late August???? It's only a thing that lasts a few weeks every year. So about twenty or twenty one months after kind of hovering around the base of the Eiffel Tower in the elevator, in contradistinction to my son's recounted experience of doing the same in the astral world prior to being born, without the elevator, there I am walking to senior year high school, a few months shy of graduating high school, after walking at least half a mile across the school grounds, about forty yards short of entering the nearby building block: boom! I got divebombed by the magpie. No flapping and hovering, just an absolute full force flying into my head with its beak smashing above my ear, spilling blood. The force was tremendous as it was glide bombing not just flapping around. It was like a professional football player throws the ball at your head full force from ten or twenty yards and there's a little prick on the ball.

For some reason I never related those two events. What I find from travelling large distances sometimes it's difficult to reconcile memories.

For example right now I'm remembering around only seven years, more or less precisely, after that magpie, in Richmond Virginia, near VCU at Grove Ave, I was watching the first long distance B1 stealth bomber fly all the way from Kansas to Afghanistan on the tv, in around mid to late September, 2001. It was a very long flight, probably the pilot would have to crap in his nappy and get the thing refueled mid air to fly that far. 

Was wondering yesterday the capacity of the Taliban and whoever there at Kabul to use RPGs to actually down large American planes. Was going to mention that to Kilmeade actually.

RIP ALAN COLMES, hokoring [sic] him

https://youtu.be/6NNR9M-YEas

Just got off the phone with my former brother Stalin's (not my brother's real name) besty (bff) Lenin (also not his real name). Now that my bro has passed away I inherited his besty. And occasionally he and I chat or also I chat with his Mrs. They're son is like 22 and extremely autistic which makes their psychology very agreeable to me (I totally click with parents of ultra autistic kids).

 

I was telling my newly inherited besty, Lenin (not his real name), about the last time I saw my bro Stalin (not his real name) about how I was on hold to talk to Alan's call screener and Alan had just passed away. It was an extremely long wait like twenty minutes into the wait, I was on the move and had popped in to swap a few friendly civil words with my brother while processing Alan had just died and I was on hold to talk on his show like the last time I guess. My bro's last words were: 'im taking care of mom, ok?'. 

As I mentioned to my new besty today, my relationship with my brother had only mended a little before that like a few weeks and prior to that we'd completely cut off relations a year or two and very frosty before that actually, but he warmed up a little before that. Also I was explaining to Lenin (not his real name) about the relationship with Alan, who was actually one of the most regular people I spoke with in those days. 

I believe Alan was a Libra and all librans are like Jesus and John Lennon, who were also librans. They are logical and calm and seldom flustered.

I told Lenin (not his real name) how I was decided to get Alan's goat one day on the phone and get him flustered. And how sometimes I'm good at pressing people's buttons. 

I have to say though, Alan was always kind to me and had a strong intellect and I always enjoyed talking with him. I send my sincere heartfelt sympathies to his surviving family members.

I think my brother took his own life that same day. I got a voicemail from a paramedic inbetween bus trips about it and just kept driving my bus. If I could redo things from that point, I would have continued my plan to move in with one of my former roommates from when my mother in law was in town from Russia or wherever a few years earlier. I absolutely would not have broadcast on Facebook or to my wife that my brother had passed away and I would have shunned or avoided most of his 'caring buddies'. 

I was doing some psychological counselling this morning prior to talking with Lenin (not his real name) and mentioned one of my uncles I had never met. He was gay and lived as a gay but in his day in the 1960s he couldn't really flaunt that like nowadays, in Spain or wherever. I wish I could have known him, I'm sure I would have liked him. He must have been an interesting extra in the family amongst my father's brothers.

Finally, for all teacher's pets, for extra credit: watch this entire video on courtroom capers. Write two hundred words on judge Murphy's actions. You may use flaming candles or cake icing or pavers to formulate your letters, or blood or ink as long as it's not illegal. Also sand.

https://youtu.be/4ljKpK13BO0

Can the antifa guy fix Afghanistan?

 Text yes to 99099

Text no to 99098

https://youtu.be/qiXnQQzZL1E

Also should I upload the stick insect photo or y'all are happy with looking at the antifa guy?  Sorry I'm really enjoying not being in Afghanistan you can tell.

Text 'fug off yer fargen shlut' to +61420782163

Might end up in my spam folder though just sayin'

Better check in on old man O'Reilly before the ticker gives in (my one). Man Juliet Huddy, hope she's doing well....

Bill's AWOL five days, come back Bill! Where are U there cuz ?

Having a da Vinci moment....

 

https://youtu.be/2J8ORsBuM5U

If you think about the drug MDMA, ecstasy or Mollie, all the same drug, more or less, you probably wouldn't disagree military strategists had given its potential uses in a military setting, thought. Of course as a treatment for PTSD for traumatized soldiers and citizens, but that's strictly a medical application.

But how about as a means of drugging enemy combatants? That's really a military thing, like a supervirus, should one be developed and unleashed one day. Also a localised virus such as Zika virus might have been, possibly developed in the United states as a potential weapon. 

But how about using an enemy's water supply to drug them with MDMA? Or drugging entire populations through orally ingested foods. If you see people on an airplane consider they always accept the crappy food on offer. Easy to drug ppl by offering free food. However, with the da Vinci weapon invention part of my brain, I can't help but think there might be some gaseous way to release vapours which can carry essences like MDMA and make them docile. Especially nowadays as the future American airpower will involve massive clusters of mini drones that cannot be stopped but to the hundreds and hundreds of them, this kind of delivery system can easily project vapours, potentially noiselessly. It's one for DARPA no doubt.

With regards to the war in Afghanistan, from what I've understood from my sources, the us military has a kind of laser beam technology projected noiselessly from safe distances, perhaps by high flying planes, that can cause fires amongst foliage on the ground, and they have the capability to destroy extremely large amounts of Afghanistan's crops in this way (mostly opium poppy). I think there was never the political will to do that, but given the recent debacles, if Trump gets re-elected, if the electoral system can be saved from tyranny, then he could do that. However because of the hierarchy of dummies giving dummy and cretin advice, this may not seem feasible or desirable. Still Afghanistan is like a drug addict, heroin junky. I mean lots of them are addicted to heroin there. If you had a friend you could kidnap and lock up on their farm and force them off their heroin addiction, would you try it? That'd be really tough love and a real intervention.

But anyway that's a strategy for years, not the breathless moment of a sound byte on tv with its little endorphin hit. Or a campaign rally. Something that can really be done if the political will could be brought to bear. Certainly China's government does not answer to anyone but their own sense of fear of retaliation or possible future bad karma. 

Pentagon live briefing on fox news

 Just caught a bit and now heading out the gait [sic] at work as I type walk. This is where stick insect dropped onto my bag last week. Still haven't uploaded that but I told you about the spooky physics shit. Did another crap before the briefing at the Pentagon moment on Fox, again no reason to expect spooky physics poop everywhere. Fingers crossed.

To be honest, my first impression when I realised what was happening a few days ago was good idea just getting out of there. 

It's a curious situation because clearly with that population, there's going to be a warrior class that manages the drug dealing and drug producing. 

Ultimately real failure lay in not torching their entire opium fields and importing food. That population is an abomination. From what I understand, since the Pentagon is just handing over sovereignty to the Taliban. I mean most pundits don't understand there's already plenty of terrorists in Baluchistan and Iran wherever. There's strict sharia styled regime in Saudi Arabia that get similar weapons to what the Taliban is getting. I mean ultimately America put a pretty big scare on these people by invading Iraq. It's no fun dealing with monsters you'll become a monster yourself. Nietzsche warned about that too.

My best option would have been eradicate the opium, remove the temptation. That would also sort out the basket case heroin junky population. Twenty years to do that. Build a massive base on the border with China. Threaten China with incursions there. People just don't understand.

You're waiting for the hazy wavey harp effect aren't you????

 It's sure been a while.

So can you imagine if I only had Spanish nationality but no other nationality and Millie and Austin were my dads and they adopted me to leave wherever and live with them on their little farm in Utah or Colorado, maybe near the border. Should there be a laugh track?

Maybe some funny between segments music like in sitcoms. Scene 23, Ben walks into the kitchen, instead of John Goodman and Roseanne, Millie and Austin are at the kitchen table.

Ben: hi dads

(Canned laughter, ditzy interlude music ends)

Hey Ben, how was free community college? When are you gonna join the army?

(More canned laughter)

Ben: yeah you think the army is going to take a crazy bastard like me? Don't you know they have psychological screenings?

(Canned laughter)

Come on Ben, the army will make a man out of you, they'll just yell every last vestige of individuality out of you. Then you can become a surgeon, go to medical school.

Ben: (sits down makes milk shake with ice cream and whipped cream etc) medical school takes five years, I could probably start twenty global wars in less time

(Canned laughter)

Five years is a long time, but you'd have a skill set for life.

Ben: what about you guys? What's going on at work, didn't you say you're ending some crazy war or something?

Flick, channel gets changed on the remote controller....

https://youtu.be/kemivUKb4f4

Flick....

Prince Harry in Afghanistan....

https://youtu.be/X3z9pnTWcLY

Lot of machinery getting left to the Taliban. They'll consider that a jizyat or whatever it's called in Arabic, a mandatory tax unbelievers must pay believers. They'll fight over it and it will enrich their hierarchy considerably. They'll go on being a narco state. There's just no fight in the street afghanis at all. I mean the Taliban are really a warrior caste, 'fighters' as Trump says. There's no fight in local afghanis to shoot a bunch of these guys at all. Wow.

Commercial break's over, lead in music to sit com 'Ben and his padres' plays....

https://youtu.be/BHcYFxU4fMo

Austin: you gonna share any of that smoothie Ben?

Ben: probably not

(Canned laughter / knock on the door)

Millie: come in!!!!!

(Enter Britney Spears dressed Australian like with one of those dangling wine cork hats)

Rita: g'day mates!

(Studio audience goes crazy)

Austin: Ben your father and I have adopted another child, this is your new sister Rita from down under

(More studio audience madness)

Ben: get out of town! Hello new incestuous love interest, I'm your big brother (hugs, squeezes ass)

Millie: Rita's a dancer, she made a big splash down under now she's going to try to make it in Utah

Ben: is that right? Someone to compete with little old me?

Rita: you can dance?

Ben: did you hear that black dad? Did you hear that?

Austin: good lord Millie I knew this was going to be a problem

Rita: what's the problem?

Ben: girl the problem they is black people all over these United states think they can dance better than me

Austin: Lord save us

Millie: don't take the Lord's name in vain Austin buddy

Ben: well it's true girl, they is a MILLION folks end up in hospital on medications for mental health reasons on account they thought they could dance better than me girl. Most especially the black folks. Ain't that right daddy Austin?

Austin: have mercy

Crapped in my britches again

 You wouldn't believe it, it's like spooky physics. Sometimes I poop on the can, just solid as normal. And even though there was zero contact with my butt and the can with my clothes, my britches and shirt can end up with crap all over it, kind of like magic. But shitty all the same, literally. Even happened to me today ended up getting shit on my work seat. Had to shower. Had to work without underwear or anything on under my jacket. This has happened to me like a dozen or more times in the past few years. It's absolutely bizarre as there's really no contact, weird!

RENEWING SPANISH PASSPORT, CONSIDERATIONS OF JOINT CHIEFS: MILLIE AND AUSTIN

 THIS is my spanish passport renewal form. The time my australian and spanish passports in my Nissan Maxima were stolen from me after the ride from Whale beach socal to Sedona Arizona with some dopey thieving kids, it was a super easy thing to turn up at the spanish consulate in los angeles and get a new passport and leave the country with my new wig or whatever. But the same couldn't be said for the australian passport, they are expensive and super slow to expedite. Definitely the Spanish passport is very easy to expedite.

Can you imagine if Joint Chiefs (not to be confused with hotboxing in the Nissan Maxima) Millie and Austin were both my dads (just out of convenience not saying they'd have to be in a relationship themselves), i mean we'd change 'madre' to 'padre' and then just put Millie and Austin's names there. If you use upper case in spanish you can't go wrong because then you don't need to place accents and you always know you've dotted your i's and crossed your t's right there.

Speaking of Millie and Austin, they're in control, if Biden is a bit fuddy duddy (he is), don't hold back to wait for instructions from him, just go ahead and airlift whoever you can out. Paradoxically, the Taliban are absolute sitting ducks, from a military perspective, right now, I mean you could send a swathe of drones over there and just bomb then all from a little room in Nevada because they are right in the open. But I guess Trump and then Biden both agreed to pull them out. I absolutely cannot believe Millie and Austin can be court marshalled for not waiting for Biden's signature on anything, they should just go ahead. Pretty sure the Taliban will be happy to let all the Americans out and save more bombing. It's pretty normal they're going to be a bit violent after all that warring, and impatient with folks that were just kicking it hotboxing or whatever. I predict the mission is not a total failure. Vietnam wasn't a total failure either but it's not the way I would have done things. I would have built and kept a big base on the easternmost point of Afghanistan right on the border with China, no matter what. The decision to pull out completely without even keeping a green zone like in Bagdad is an interesting decision.

Pathway to Brian Kilmeade?

 

Last time we chatted his Benjiness was rolling late night in his Benjiness' dark blue Holden Commodore six cylinder with the tow bar added that cost extra $$$$. It ran on Liquid Petroleum Gas not regular petrol (gas). God that was a beautiful car. We discussed some dopey terrorists in Catalunya. As it happens, his call screener picked me up today but I was too dopey to realise to turn my speaker off on Viber and also too dopey to think of anything to say, was kind of just happy listening to the former CIA guy talk about Afghanistan. So we both agreed amicably to drop it. Still we'll always have....

Black cod ??????

https://youtu.be/vehT3ynod0E

Are coronavirus lockdowns bothering me?

 Daily Mail: Covid-19 Australia: Fox News anchor Laura Ingraham slams lockdown as 'insane'.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9896317/Covid-19-Australia-Fox-News-anchor-Laura-Ingraham-slams-lockdown-insane.html

Not really, considering my status in society is some kind of subhuman insect with an absolutely zero ability to think correctly presumably through dehabilitating mental illness, in short, a kind of self aware greaseball wog.

Considering that, my life is minimally affected, being a pariah anyway. But if we look at the narcissistic self glorifying intensely mediocre and cringingly un-self-aware Anglo Aryan master race and their petty enablers and suck ups of various northern European ethnicities (including white Americans like various Lauras), immensely superior genetically and culturally to your humble greaseball wog writer, well it's always hard to look at them sometimes, virus or no virus, you have to admit though, the lockdowns are a joke.

There are some nuances amongst those obviously racially/culturally superior/inferior lines. For example the left wing nutjob leader of Victoria is another lefty drunk on power, has been able to lockdown his State for years now, out of sheer resentment. The proof that Australians are a joke is that they enable and accept this.

More people are dying from common flu. A disgrace.

Go big or go home: Ton 618 the black hole that shines with the power of a hundred trillion stars

 This is how big it is:

https://youtu.be/0FH9cgRhQ-k

By comparison, consider the way our sun shines in this example, multiply that by 100 trillion, that's the gravitational force of Ton 618 sucking. Does it suck?

Our little sun shines meekly: 

https://youtu.be/tVCDZaApwV8

Keep your dopey country Afghanistan, uncle Sam's got better things to do

 

Like stockpiling Spam for future battles. Can you imagine the mob outfitted with frozen Spam cans? Not only deadly weapons but a nutritional meal for lucky survivors.

https://youtu.be/CcjGeT8nPUc

Consider this news report, a great guy, a national hero, but where are the odds being reckoned on Afghanistan's president surviving til September?

What are good betting odds for a bookkeeper at this point? Will he bribe his way out of death and fly to Qatar? Or be dragged through the streets dead by bullet wound or stoning. Less talk more betting odds please Newsmax.

Benji founds the Benji for Trump 47 movement

 Cue the chillax....

https://youtu.be/tx0b39P1XCs

Hey guys, forget about stick insects for two secs (Australian for two seconds) if you can, we've got an orange guy to reelect:

If you're American and have a right leaning conservative radio show, you can expect to receive emails in coming months with subject line:

His Benjiness, Benjamin from Sydney Australia....

From email address Benjamin1147_1@live.com

Is it ethical? Will you be colluding with the Australian Aboriginals and various species of extra terrestrials? Look bro (or sis), I won't be holding a gun to your head but might get through on your radio show from time to time as Benjamin or Benjamin from Sydney Australia or the like.

This is a movement to assist where possible in the reelection of Donald Trump as President in 2024 or any other Republican. It's primary method will be through assisting in forging subconscious and conscious neural connections that may not be readily obvious, that's why sometimes messages may appear quirky but never outright offensive.

Here's a sample message from the BIA (Benji Intelligence Agency): if the Simpsons sue me for saying diddly diddly doodly too many times, sounding like Ned Flanders and I end up homeless on skid row in Los Angeles can I sue the mayor of LA County if a homeless person in a tinfoil hat craps on my duvet?

I mean I don't really know what a duvet is but you're probably thinking get a life retard! Maybe, right?

You could just end up getting a link to an interesting news article, like the one I emailed Dana Loesch (that's ok to have a guido sounding name like that) a moment ago, following the aforementioned protocol (beware of scammers):

To:

info@DanaLoesch.com

His Benjiness, Benjamin from Sydney Australia shares a news article with you.... ‘No concept of how awful it was’: the forgotten world of pre-vaccine childhood in Australia.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/aug/15/no-concept-of-how-awful-it-was-the-forgotten-world-of-pre-vaccine-childhood-in-australia

Why? It's important to not over politicise the back and forth about vaccinations and lockdowns, especially with regard to falling into the trap of constantly becoming reactive to the lefty dummies. Lefty dummies in America love the coronavirus and lockdowns because it means power for them. Commonsense use of freedoms and priority on individuals to do the right thing over overbearing government is the goal for righties. Reopen the economy Trumpy! (First get re-elected).

This means scaremongering and alarmist speech should be avoided. Find actual doctors like Rand Paul and don't poopoo voluntary commonsense proposals like voluntarily using check in apps for contact tracers. Definitely no mask mandates for the kiddies top priority and voluntary freedom to use masks when desired. Avoiding mask mandates for grown ups strongly desirable. Avoid alarmist scaremongering!

Man have a multilaunch RPG tank in your front yard for all I care, gun rights a message for a different day.

Any questions?

Your Benjiness....

Sorry, it's His Benjiness, not....

HIS, sorry, will there be any Spam?

His Benjiness doesn't eat pork where practicable, being of the Muslim Faith, however His Benjiness respects the rights of Christians and Jews to practice their God given free will and make their own choices about meat consumption. In fact that's probably a good pretext for reaching out to Sean Hannity, let's find his email address...

https://hannity.com/contact/

Message sent:

https://youtu.be/IP7e0tV1sYE

Appreciation noted:

Use this form to email Sean or the Hannity show directly:

Thanks for reaching out!

Who said learning can't be fun? Oh yeah the CDC. say no to kiddy mask mandates

Looking at a giant stick insect

 Oh man, just after midnight Saturday night, feeling good about having two days off now after long days working. Looked over my right shoulder and saw some kind of stick insect riding on my backpack, check the photo, would have thought it's uncommon in Sydney, so big and stick looking. Huge like seven inches long.

Shoot I just took a photo and left it (the walking stick)  in the middle of the road like an Afghani refugee waiting for the Taliban to enforce their heroin drug gang rule on them after America had twenty years to destroy their only source of income. 

Watch this video on taking care of your walking stick at home (I wouldn't want to). Guys, count how many times you hear the term doggie style and slapping and pulling hair when you watch this neat how to program:

https://youtu.be/SJJ6nt-1Kds

Looking at Afghanistan

 Here's Tucker's latest:

https://youtu.be/-kphx-mT7cU

Looks like the Americans are fixing to pull out early next week. Clearly Biden and General Millie were extremely wrong about their guys' chance against the Taliban.

I'll run some facts by you:

1) an Afghani that was lucky enough to migrate to Australia was dumb enough to go back to Afghanistan to visit. The local militia, perhaps Talibans stopped the bus he was on, ask some questions, found out he was Australian, immediately executed him.

2) from what I gathered from my buddy MLK (not his real name) that was from Quetta and suicided in my mom's garage, same as the rest of the family, he said he was working as a translator in Afghanistan for the u.s. Army and described some very sophisticated and fancy classified technology that blew his mind. Don't underestimate the power of military industrial lobbyists to have a convenient war to spend money on and practice gizmos. 

3) due to American air superiority in the region and the relationship with Pakistan, it's always possible to come back. If they just want to destroy the opium farms, I disagree with General Keane, they might not need boots on the ground long term. They never wanted to get serious about opium eradication and subsequent different nation building, it was just about playing cowboys and Indians.

4) another of my buddies is from Kashgar very close to the Chinese border. The only real strategic importance in Afghanistan is either destroy opium production or liberate Xinjiang potentially starting with Kashgar. This would really get China to act extremely well behaved, taking Xinjiang and Tibet. 

5) I don't think Al Qaeda or any other terrorists training in Afghanistan is a big threat. People don't need to go all the way there to become terrorists, can't agree with Erik Prince there.

6) the two American soldiers I gave taxi rides to while visiting Sydney for R&R directly from Afghanistan both seemed to have benefited from the experience and had positive attitudes.

7) a lot of people don't understand before the Soviet invasion Afghanistan was actually a pretty nice place, relatively speaking, quite progressive in its own way. Even lovely. It's important to understand how brutal the Soviet war was. Russian brutality can suck.

8) can't see the Taliban regime letting China annex them, least of all with all those American weapons left behind. They will make deals though.

That entire region is set for pretty big changes if a lot of ice melts from global warming around the glaciers of Tibet/ Hindu Kush. Check out this desert in Xinjiang: (10th biggest in the world)

https://youtu.be/PuFaTQofvhs

By the way, I crossed the desert from Adelaide to Darwin in the train with my son Alex four years ago, I guarantee that desert will not change at all in the next five hundred years. If you want to escape change and visit a prehistoric place where crocodiles live in every lake that will kill you, go there. I would bet my bottom dollar that desert is not going to change at all and the Tibetan ice glaciers will melt big time in the next five hundred years. Positive.

Brief history of Afghanistan last 70 years or so....

https://youtu.be/FDQLHFBp4aM

Calling Hannity, Bongino and Kilmeade with Viber

 

Hey! You can call toll free American numbers from Australia with Viber! Free to download. With the timezone differences it's not overly inconvenient to call Hannity every morning from Tuesday to Saturday (mon to Fri in the u.s.) before 8am when I think his show ends.

Bongino is on a little late (starting 2am local time).

And Kilmeade takes very few calls, however if you're open to a little tenacious studio engineering, you never know....

Consider studio engineering thus:

https://youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQ

I'm actually looking for a pair of pliers like those, we call them 'alicates' in Spanish gringos, the red light will come on and girate. You'll see. When that happens quickly scoot over.

It's pretty easy to listen to Seanny bears coz that's around when I wake up every morning, during his last hour, around 7-8am. Won't be easy to get through though since he probably has a lot of callers. I can tell you my connection rate with Chris Salcedo is 100%. Every single time I've called, I got through.

The pliers I want are actually the ones with the flush face that opens up and down. So not exactly opening side to side like with the guy in the karaoke studio.

Trump messaging on Bonguno [sic] today

 

Everything is smooth sailing then Bonguno asks about how Trump feels about the 2022... Election

Trump says very good. Wrong.

Did you know I got fired from my job at Total Final Elf in Paris, at La Defense, when I was living at 1 Boulevard Pershing at Porte Maillot for saying 'wrong!' too many times to my students. 'wrong'!

You're fired! That's what the election cheats said to Donaldo. Scanning and rescanning entire boxloads of printed in China ballots. This wasn't overseen by one person, this was a spontaneous American cheat movement fostered by Zuckerberg and Donald feels good about it? Even the most cunning and saavy have their weak spots. That's why the boxing coach says where to fix your style.

How can Donald feel good about a 2022 election most likely dogged by election fraud. How about:

Election fraud is a major problem Dan. Fraudulent mail in votes during an authoritarian lockdown make me feel bad for America's democratic rights.

https://youtu.be/duA2cZMOmFw

How about: I'm hoping they're not going to be bussing them straight from the border to the Democrat election counting headquarters. Maybe they'll stop at some restaurant that hasn't gone bankrupt to share the Covid around there. That's great.

Let's get America back to work and stop printing money out. 

Don't feel good Donald.

Don't talk about Olympics talk about landlords getting screwed by the illegal moratorium. Say how quickly you'll fix it. Consider redress options. Biden is worse than Obama.

Eyebrow raising and puzzling situation of detained communist Chinese Maoist tv Anchor

 

The Maoist communist Chinese anchor called Australia home and the Party in China is considered the God. The air in China being shitty, and the sense of security weak enough, most party elites first spouses want out (to live in Australia or America) permanently. The Maoist journalist detained was steadfast in her orthodoxy to the State. Still she is detained. We don't know precisely what the government in China knows about her so I can only say what I know about the westerners now pretending to care about her welfare.

 

Well actually I should say what I don't understand about the westerners who may or may not be pretending to care about her, from the elite journalists clubs of Australia and Washington DC. They're a slimy, swampy bunch of people these journalists, from what I've understood from them. I always try to take the fruit they offer and ignore their dirty hands and mouths. I remember Joseph Goebbels was a journalist too. Here's what I know about the western values that I'm sure Mao and Goebbels would love to call home:

For example in Australia, the Anglo Aryan master race is almighty. Their head of state, the monarch, institutionalise their Aryan supremacy beyond doubt. If unclear check a coin. The queen's head engravery is on every one. Try not to worship graven images. Since this stone cold reality is at odds with the rotten notions the western churches/religion (ie the universities) vomit out occasionally, no wonder for realising the intellectual state is utterly morbid and devoid of truthfulness. Hence in the case of Australia, a country ripe for cancel culture, all manner of perversions and adulteries and the obviously accompanying falsehoods, gaslighting on steroids and the evil worship of homosexuality as the surest proof of sanity (in a word: evil).

In America notwithstanding the illegality of hereditary titles as per the Constitution, we find the same morbid adulterous rot, spearheaded by the universities. Education has become a wholesale place to decry individuality and free thought and daily the Americans become more autocratic in their outlook. Morbid in their hypocrisy. The national Press club of Washington DC, what a stinking rotting adulterous place on the spiritual plain it must be.

Finally the Chinese with their dopey morality. 

This is the story of the dopey journalists and their scum of the earth pursuit of the psychology of the blind mole, incapable of breathing truth. What a stench.

'Human, all too human', as Nietzsche would say.

The Guardian: ‘I pray for her’: Australian broadcaster Cheng Lei no closer to release a year after being detained in China.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/13/i-pray-for-her-australian-broadcaster-cheng-lei-no-closer-to-release-a-year-after-being-detained-in-china

Nietzsche, understandably used to decry the clergy (his own father being a priest, and well liked by Nietzsche), as shifty and dishonorable, but now this mantle truly belongs to the liberal 'arts' university professors, the adulterers of Hollywood, the politicians and journalists who traffic power with them, truly these have usurped the mantle of scum of the earth, and the Christian church, on the whole, is on the up and up, perhaps excepting the Catholics.

The 27th American President, William Taft: first to own a car, kept a moomoo cow on the White house lawn

 https://youtu.be/tBaFgoiiFhQ

https://youtu.be/dUNgV1pq438

With regards to the 29th president, I would not be surprised if he was intentionally murdered by one of his corrupt cronies. Similar to JFK who appears to have been murdered at the organisation of his vice president.

Laura Ingraham making alot of sense, advice for Trump:

 Well done Laura:

https://youtu.be/B1rTpfI0rIQ

Trump should absolutely start talking about using Executive Orders to forbid indoctrinating children on gender and gender transitioning behaviors. And absolutely forbid forcing and encouraging children to take medications for gender transition.

Trump should also look at redressing the issues of indoctrination in public schools viz race and sex and 'gender' (the latter already mentioned). He needs to reach out to average Americans that can't afford private schooling to find ways to avoid this poison.

The 29th American President, Warren G..... Regulators! Mount up

 

No points for guessing today's music... not surprising...

https://youtu.be/1plPyJdXKIY

That's also my street address number: 29.

 

It's somewhat significant in the Spanish card game mus, I suppose. But nowhere near as widespread as number 31. That's because in the Spanish deck we typically remove the 8s, 9s and 10s. And in mus we make the 3s into Kings and the 2s into aces. So you get a lot of 31 when you do that to a deck of cards.

Here he is: the GOP guy that ousted Woodrow Wilson (the latter had a similar public image to Biden I suppose, quite a spender).

https://youtu.be/aBZHXBS5rCY

Movie review Seven Years in Tibet (1997)

 

Hey, I recall seeing this movie at the cinema when it was initially released like 23 years ago. However I don't remember that much of it. Braddy bear is in it and a kid playing the Dalai Lama as a child and an actor playing Mao Zedong.

I'll watch it again soon if YouTube hasn't demonetized it and post a review here:

Ok yes it's been a long time since watching it on the big screen with the back in the day Mrs back in 1998. 

It starts with some amazing cinematography of mountain climbing. Very vertical rock faces. Like my recollection of the history like two years after me and the Mrs back then, passing by Everest base camp myself in mid August, we find Pitt's character doing the same but around 60 years earlier (not that long ago), during the Nazi Anchlüss of Austria.

Pitt's character is a narcissistic Austrian. He dumps his wife at the train station and leaves for Mt Everest in a fanfare of media, looking to be the first German speaker to scale Everest. Supposedly it's based on a true story by the actual Austrian mountain climber.

Compared to Fury, which is really a masterpiece, a flawless movie. The acting in this movie is clunky and clumsy at times. It's the director's fault for not being competent. Pitt's character is supposed to be hung up on his ex wife even though he dumped her, then hung up on some Tibetan lady. Narcissistic and braggardly. You can't even tell where Pitt's real personality ends and the character starts. The accent Pitt uses is also South African not Austrian. I mean Pitt was such a bug [sic] name in that phase of his life and known for being a pretty boy. So sometimes his movies were silly like that although actually he was very prolific and had a lot of fascinating movies like Fight Club, (very entertaining). Anyway so that was the general thrust of this movie, great cinematography, a stint in a British prison. Escaping around Tibet. A great way to see Tibet. Then in the last phase of the movie Pitt's character gets chummy with the (current) Dalai Lama when he was a kid before he had to flee Tibet. I'm still watching that part so might add more later. I want to learn about this 29th president Harding, for now. Interesting.

Pitt's character:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Harrer

haven't been hot air ballooning before, that'd be nice

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA8bEGM8EgQ

 

maybe i should watch that brad pitt movie 'fury' again today, i really like that movie, after my lambada class with the mrs.... well done Braddy bear! i actually just bought it! it's the first time buying a movie over the internet -- a real classic! here it is: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGXIyb4dDTY

yeah i was still a smoker back when i made that little video above..... but after my buddy mlk or whoever from Quetta suicided in the aforementioned garage, that was pretty shocking, i quit a little while after that.......... i don't know if people are traumatized by coronavirus deaths, but i imagine they will be if they know the victims and they weren't that old.......... i don't know man, a lot of people were dying from the flu before that..... not sure

that's a really beautiful movie - seriously

thus spake yo' crazy uncle benny bear. discussion on mental health issues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9o78-f2mIM

howdy dumb shluts 

ever had crabs bitches? try shaving your hair off, or go all beardy, i don't care

so was dropping kids off this morning (literally like, not like crapping in the john) and listening to a segment of Kudlow on fox news over YouTube. If you're Australian, 'Kud' would make people think of 'card', as the word 'card' is always pronounced 'Kud'.... just a quirky linguistic aside.... on the topic of psychology of language

which relates to what Kudlow's segment was about which was a 'Pew' survey on mental health issues amongst Democrat and Republican voters..... I'm not sure if that's spelt right, 'pew', and I don't know anything about the pew survey system.....

but it's definitely an interesting topic, that's for sure and something close to my heart due to vulnerabilities in mental health in my immediate family, leading to various suicides...... first of all, it's important to realize that emergency responders are society's first line response to various crisis and are most vulnerable and delicate with regards to mental health. this isn't to say delicate in the sense of weak, but delicate in the sense of a precise instrument like a seismology register that picks up even minor vibrations. Imagine every time someone dies in a car accident, at home of a  heart attack, by suicide, murdered by their spouse, children being raped. Just to make one example to drive the point home, i was at a party some months ago (yes i still occasionally go to parties despite being an outcast), i began talking to an Australian woman (race not relevant) about her profession: autopsy specialist. As you can imagine, reading through my sister Raquel's autopsy report is brutal for me, her lungs being pulled out and weighed. I invariably might think of Egyptian practices of the kind, but it's horrible and ghoulish to consider. I mean yeah i guess i want to know she used her stockings to hang herself dead and i want an autopsy done to prove some random stranger off the street she was bonking didn't hang her up dead or whatever but still, it's horrible, i mean and that's just one suicide in that garage but actually there were three more after that of very similar kinds (from what i gather, although actually i haven't seen any other autopsy reports, don't want to know about it, one is enough). Anyway i never mentioned any of that to the lovely autopsy lady i was talking to because often you don't want to blurt your nasty secrets out to every tom, dick and harry, so to speak. But she was telling me, after pointed and interested questioning from me about all the years that went into her training. Unlike a low skilled self taught survivalist like yours truly, this lady had some really formidable skills. And you can't become an autopsy specialist without years of specialized training. And guess what? All of that training and her usefulness to society, in a difficult profession, went out the window one day when she had to perform an autopsy on an eight year old that had been raped and murdered. That's when she knew it was time for her to hang up her doctor's coat. 

So that's a very zoomed in, close up, under the microscope look at things from the Benji perspective. So while i don't know many cops personally, i do know one (former) cop that i used to play with as a child and occasionally associate with as a teenager, although nowhere near as closely as other teenage folks (with whom now i have no relationship and with the former, a little chatting now and then over facebook messenger). I know he struggled with his mental health when he left policing with PTSD.  I believe he even spent some time in a psychiatric unit.   

You can only imagine what it's like having to attend rapes and assaults and beatings and stabbings and murders and domestic violence issues (not always just between spouses) and the like, every day, every week, every month, every year.

Studies show that suicidal ideation is extremely high (highest) amongst first line responders. There needs to be a more Da Vinci like tackling of this issue as it's a serious issue that needs to be addressed. This is a health issue but it comes with stigma. Imagine you had some obscure issue with your genitalia (perhaps crabs or something worse), you wouldn't want your mom getting on a bull horn about it like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAHUNgoJQPw

I recall one time i had been jaunting around the world, from sydney end of july 2000 to bangkok, then on to nepal and tibet, on august 17th 2000, my aforementioned sister's birthday, i could see mt everest not far away, we were passing near to the base camp in four wheel drives from nepal to communist china (Shigatse, home of the Panchen Lama, then Llasa). We had a Tibetan guide with us in our ride, i was riding with two other spaniards and our guide, who wasn't driving, was a very dedicated follower of the Dalai Lama, Gyalwa Rinpoche, there was also a German woman in our party that was a student of Tibetan language and capable of speaking it. 

Anyway on to Germany, Spain, my girlfriend north korea there, then on to Virginia and my girlfriend south korea there, 9/11, on to nyc and smoldering smoking remains of the twin towers, i recall being an extremely rube like hillbilly with my heavy australian accent and appearing extremely quaint and humorous to a nyc girl there (not sure what her background was but i was certainly the hillbilly), on to Paris France for six months and then returning to Sydney to end my trip where it started in late May 2002, almost two years later.

I recall going to the library in my hometown, with the Afgani librarian that has been there decades, where i used to grab the 'choose your own adventure' books from the box next to the old counter before the place was refurbished (on the same site) so that it had become unrecognizable from my days as an eleven year old playing 'moon patrol' on the old apple 2e computers in 1987.... i found a book or dvd that looked interesting: Da Vinci finger painting for toddlers.... i took the book or dvd. In short, i had travelled so much, there was so many things to process, also, i wanted to return to nyc after an invitation from a famous acting teacher to study at his school. I ended up leaving for communist china eighteen months after that return and those eighteen months saw some extremely unusual quirks and hiccups in my mental health as i made mental readjustments. I have to say, on that level, i actually felt i couldn't achieve that level of travel-ocity without the back up support of my father, mother and brother, whom i was staying with for most of that eighteen month period. My brother and mother were medicated at the time for anti-psychotic issues.

Well i meant to take on a more serious kind of look at mental health but instead got sidetracked into how to get into a disassociative trance state that is meditational but not necessarily psychotic or psychosis-like in its outlook. This is something more to do with Tibetan buddhism or hindu meditation than the western notion of mental health, I suppose.

I might try returning to this topic in a moment.... maybe i'll check in on Tucker Carlson in Hungary. If he likes it so much there, he can stay there permanently and i'd be happy to take over his job at fox news!  (preferably from right here in Sydney, seriously) 

cue the music: do you know what it's like to be me Mr Kudlow? just grab a crowbar and join the mob....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBQvjtXR4qA

 

  

Playing hide and seek with Kamala Harris; checking in on Donaldo

 

It's hard being first vice president of America with hair longer than eight inches that isn't white. Sometimes you feel like you're having a bad hair day, everyday.

That's when it's time to hide. All the pre-stolen election hiding spots are unavailable, being fumigated or used to house illegal immigrants or whatever. But the good news is there's still plenty of places available:

Under the table. In the backyard cubby house. In the attic. In the ensuite walk in wardrobe. Under the deck. Under the couch in the oval Office. Behind the drapes. Think of more places to hide. Consider making 70 million American kids carry a little pint-sized crucifix around as well as facemasks. Call it a friendship cross and say it's devoid of any religious significance. Avoid using actual nails with the minicross.

Listen to more blink 182.

Ok here's Donaldo. Great practical business guy. Loves his country, poor guy, doesn't have two of them like me. Don't worry he's got a doozy of a country, bet he isn't missing Spanish citizenship much (or Australian).

https://youtu.be/57Qdz3LiRt0

Ok we're going to have to fix up his messaging, as the manlady guy running for California governor whatever her face said, his MESSAGING is off.

Ok like the military cadets and regulars we're going to stop saying 'I' and start saying 'my Administration' (with a capital A). Cadets actually say this recruit instead of 'I'. So instead of I'll be dancing with the Mrs again on inauguration day. We'll be looking forward to that. Avoid saying 'I'. We know the Trump brand is very personalised we don't care. We're not going to play golf or to Mar a Lago. That presidential candidate is. 

My Administration (not I) worked tirelessly and with demonstrably effective rapidity to unroll a vaccine. 

Saying 'I' still ok for voicing opinions. Messaging on illegal immigrants still not 100. Consider using terms 'lawless', 'lawlessness', 'rule of law', '(extreme) risk of criminality/lawlessness' instead of making sweeping generalisations about EVERYONE crossing land border outside of regular border stations under Biden administration. Call out chaos and disorderliness of Biden administration with regards to illegal immigration AND vote counting issues, possibly always at the same time.

Consider saying 'as President' before saying 'I' when referring to first Administration pre 2024 election occasionally (instead of always 'I')

Don't ever say 'paying' when referring to Biden administration expenditure, say 'wasting'.

Don't get bogged down in meandering explanations of Democrats and 'voter ID'. When referring to Democrats and any nowaday elections, local, State, etc, stick to one simple term like 'vote-counting issues with the Democrats': this encompasses everything, mail ins with printed in China ballots. Mailed in votes from dead people. Stealing here, cheating there. People have YouTube and it's not censored on the internet. Don't underestimate the ability of people to easily research and find the facts on internet. Banning Twitter etc is a gimmick and irrelevant. Twitter is for fags and squares. That's why I don't use it, show any female that ovulates a photo of me even on a bad hair day if uncertain. Refer to 'cleaning up the election process'. Stay on message. This isn't a fireside chat over the radio in the 1940s. Don't meander cozily. Keep pivotal messaging on keys issues simple. Top issues: election security (otherwise you can't get into office even if you win); crime and border control; the economy; generating Covid freedom (talk about geberating Covid freedoms over bitching about China, the truth will come out. It's ok to bitch about China a little but try always linking that with mainstream media working hand in glove with the Party in China. Better to refer to it as the Party in China sometimes to make people think. 

Big tech are not that bad. (They) just like Trump, ruffled some feathers that couldn't stand the insult, like Romney and Liz Cheney, McCain. Only call Biden out for being hopelessly incompetent, no need to bash others or big tech. Just explain Republicans will change legislation to protect free speech conveyed electronically on any medium when you're president during second administration.

Avoid saying 'woke'. It's a favorite talking point of talking heads. It's overplayed. Just say you won't be flying the gay flag everywhere like with the Biden administration, just old glory. And you'll be restoring the military to its previous position of strength as it was under your first administration. Sometimes the military has to be used. Babies will cry, blood will flow, it's what the military does. Don't talk about 'beautiful shiny ships' and stuff like that.

Definitely on message regards cops. Check.

Women's soccer team, 'woke'. No. Look at this video of will Smith show this guy how to dance. I've heard enough. Women's soccer and 'woke' talk. Please don't sound like a whiney loser. Come on.

https://youtu.be/50YQeugOMOw

Dismissed. Actually since America is the land of comebacks and hail Mary passes and what not. Let's not dismiss Donald's possibility of reelection. With that in mind he definitely needs a makeover vis media engagement. A media czar or go to guy. A consultant. Not someone that will have to massage Donald's ego but some party that can inform him more clearly about the media.

The mainstream media has really been struggling with internet and smartphones and many have struggled to stay afloat. Bashing Trump was an easy way to cling to a metaphorical liferaft. Ratings are very low amongst traditional tv media and print media has also been losing revenue. Many in print media were happy to be paid by the China Party to fix their income. Many excellent non mainstream news sources are available online for free. There's a stupendous surplus of information. Rubbing the media the wrong way in overly vague terms and unnecessarily bashing rivals and enemies just won't do. Let's focus on media. A good consultant should be able to draw simple charts explaining:

*Who is a hack

* Who is a competent journalist

*Who is a stellar journalist

* Who is super intellectual and investigative

* Who is a pretty face talking head

* Who is a career investigative reporter vs a talking head hack

* Who is too young and dopey to be serious

* Who is on a career bigger than their current investment in their current corporate interest

* Learn how to recognise actual talent and intellectuality of certain journalists even if they're lefty loons. Scratching behind the ears makes cats happy. Don't poke the bear.

* Who is just an absolute partisan talking hack like Rachel Maddow, just call them out for being dopey, don't get all upset

Better to sound like a Russian pining for the good old days of CCCP like Trump sounds now than all cranky pants with the 'collective Media's like before. Learn how to distinguish floundering hacks at mainstream media from actually talented people. Compliment talent. 

Understand the media as actual individual people as well as and separate to being little armies representing big corporate/lobbyist interests. Journalists like it when Trump uses the word orange and cringe at the word liar (when referring to them). It's ok to call Hilary crooked. Just finessing is all.

Definitely Trump 1.0 and Trump 2.0 are different things. Trump has to start talking about his first term and second term and his first administration and second administration. None of this 'I' shit. By way of comparison, imagine you're the creative consultant behind Britney Spears moving 2007 VMA performance, not just great music but a dance extravaganza, arresting. Then you're the same creative consultant behind Scream and Shout. It's the same shit. First term, second term. First administration, second administration. Weaknesses are egotism and failure to recognise and foster team (don't say I rolled out the vaccine, say under my administration the vaccine was....). Americans understand teamwork like nowhere else. Weaknesses: alienating those who shouldn't be alienated. When dealing with mainstream media, don't be reactive, just acknowledge they're adjusting to a new (digital/optical fibre) information landscape and it's an extremely competitive environment where they are facing ethical challenges*. No need to sound patriarchal. Nobody thinks Trump sounds condescending but most would agree he's patriarchal. Strengths are rule of law, strong economy, work and earn success.

  

Americans deserve to be told what Trump will do in his second term to fix, roll back, restore and supercharge what the Biden administration has already or will eventually break. Try offering discounted in-prison-learning for lawbreakers and rolling back Biden administration incompetent socialist initiatives. Abolish food stamps or just dare to dream.

* Legacy mainstream media relies on Trump for ratings. Like little birdies cleaning teeth inside crocodile's mouth, they should not be chomped for instant satisfaction

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Consider talking publicly about fixing Biden's already or soon to be failed experiments in socialism and offer to deport Biden's homeless illegal alien buddies and try to help Biden's homeless people buddies in Blue States. Definitely call out Hunter's dodgy art and dealings with bribery folks and the rest of it.

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In other news, talking to myself helps me think....

https://youtu.be/_qCcSQPh2Bc

Can you imagine Nancy Pelosi dressed all in white like the nurse in this video clip? terrifying. Thank God I'm 100% certain she'll never be President. What an absolute nightmare. Still with Biden being such a dummy, maybe even Harris would make a better president.

Trump should not be afraid to call out mass psychosis, eg witch hunts. 

"There is in fact much that is comparable between the strange reaction of the citizens of totalitarianism and their culture as a whole on the one hand and the reactions of the sick schizophrenic on the other." 

          --- Joost Meerloo

 

Benji's open letter to Republican senators thinking to go along with crazy Chuck Schumer and nutty nutjob Democrats

 Dear ribos [sic] Mutt [sic], Rand, Lindsay and fourteen other Republicans thinking to vote with the majority sicko economic wonky hacks, please consider the following expression:

Stop breaking the law 

https://youtu.be/BJF-wVW1F2o

Please (end of open letter)

Between me and you bro, or sis, or zer or whatever, you and your thing (s) {yayt(s)}, 

A lot of these senators would benefit enormously from being homeless for a year. I mean if that's something you'd like to do volunteerily just leave a comment I'd be happy to help.

I always say, all those guns and nukes makes America a super safe place!!

 

https://youtu.be/bAk0FNH7RS4

Just the right to bear a taser. Who needs friends when you can legally carry a taser around, just as a regular citizen! 

Look at this young mom protecting her infant Baby from a guy with a 12 inch hunting knife. Excelente

https://youtu.be/vby4CgLOR44

Look at this lady taking care of her house, three felons, at least two of them with guns, she doesn't look like an off duty cop or military type, just sensible and packing a handy glock. Excellent example of female American, you have to love that. Reminds me of the good old days hitching short rides in Sedona and Hollywood....

https://youtu.be/A804A3WAbB0

Another mom saving at least one kid from an intruder:

https://youtu.be/JcDk85ZOJUQ

Glock Glock!

https://youtu.be/xgOv4jUvOds

They're even doing it in Spokane Washington you dumb sluts....

https://youtu.be/iAix3Ukyw4o

Get with the program! This is the program, watch all of it including Sidney Crudup (no pun intended)

https://youtu.be/4m37dzsfpD4

Then eat two or three pretzels and chase that with some liquid if it makes your throat dry. Don't drink battery acid, bleach, kerosine or the like. We'll talk more later.

Dismissed.

Aguantar

 It's Spanish for put up with a glove or something

https://youtu.be/ISHy1z1ZTrw

Things to consider: the 182 to Warriewood creates headache conditions like all routes. Too much Advil and ibuprofen can cause serious liver damage.

Drowsiness while driving home can be fatal, listen to blink 182. 

Consider how to get an affordable canine and how to smooth it by the Mrs. Dogs aren't like $20 like back in the 80s when we had the pups 4 sale sign coming out every summer/spring. They're super pricey, they all got to be vaccinated and have vaccine passports and shit. Not like our $20 pups back in the day.

Just got a message from a German number about dodge ram.... Wouldn't open link, looks risky

 Also YouTube is looking at all my online stuff now. Guess I came to their attention God bless their cotton picking hearts...

Anyway my definitive words on the Cuomo scandal are as follows: 

 

Consider saun spicer, he's fudgy pudgy and grabby. Look at him, he's a cuddle buddy butter ball, here he is discussing Cuomo:

https://youtu.be/pKm3cQJVlME

I mean a lot of ppl will say, Cuomo shouldn't be groping married women with children, it's disrespectful to the women, to their husbands, especially shameful for these women who suffer in silence.... But let's look at saun again, this time on dancing with the stars:

https://youtu.be/8_YRBSt6Zdk

Look at him go! Isn't he adorable? I mean isn't that the real crime here? Let me play devil's advocate and defend Cuomo. By neglecting to squeeze Spicer's butt, didn't Cuomo show callous indifference to the LGBTQ+CNN societies? Cone [sic] on

If Cuomo can just be allowed to chase a half naked spicer around with a wet towel and some potatoes and blue paint, for a few hours, maybe on a beach setting, if he could do a good job of that, I say forgive and forget. What do y'all wreckin' [sic]

Wrong number: +61‪475 306 075‬

 

Yo so I got a call from some random sounding young Australian woman asking for Alex. I assumed she'd be the mother of one of my son's friends as he makes a lot of friends.

It turned out they were saying they knew me in camperdown four years ago and I was with a blonde lady. Hmmm. Just to be sure, Camperdown is the name of the area where some scruffy looking guy that looked like he'd actually know my buddy Marx, in a city if over four million, so much so, that when he got on the bus I was driving, he actually said he did know him and had just returned from visiting him in south Australia state. Alex also had his tonsils out in the hospital in camperdown almost four years ago. And I did have a friend called Alex in the neighborhood at the time that I visited with Alex after a follow up checkup way after his surgery.

So this is a suburb, Camperdown, not to be confused with a crashed Winnebago or spatial connections in a Winnebago or a goose down sleeping bag or the like.

I mentioned the suburb's name earlier as Newtown however the two are connected and interchangeable. Kind of like Bedford Stuyvesant and the next suburb are connected in queens or wherever BedStuy is.

Anyway. My last day off work. Definitely the kids and mrs' voices are giving me headaches, no doubt about it. Did a ton of exercise today and yesterday as compared to the usual nothing. Wintertime is not the time to cut grass so my side business is basically zero and missing out on exercise. Tested negative for covid but once I hear my kids or Mrs talk these days I start getting a headache. If I go away and lie down or walk, whatever, it goes away. 

Maybe I'll need to spend a week or two away from home or something.

I never mentioned my middle child Bella as being most friendly or nicest to me, however she's a great kid and an amazing soul, no doubt about it. Like having a unique and strong minded person like Margaret Thatcher for a daughter or something, pretty amazing and wonderful. Still giving me a headache same as everyone else though, no doubt about it.

 

My buddy Marx

 Yo, so I met my buddy Marx through my buddy mad guitar Murphy. Now this Murphy was telling me a few years ago his godfather has been invited to Obama's white house for a big gala event there. This is because Murphy's parents and godparents are friends with some crazy american colonel from the military. I would have mentioned on my blog one time an American colonel and his wife and two kids (one if whom was my bff) flew over to Paris one time on a military plane and we had a meal together in Paris. Murphy never introduced me to his fancy american buddies and neither did I introduce him to my bff's youngest brother who later spent a year in Australia in Sydney at university.

So Murphy and I are like an old married couple, to use his mom's expression. And originally before Murphy's sister went gay and was dating guys, she was friends with Marx. Then Murphy became friends with him, and like that myself. Murphy's father was also acquaintanted with him and my brother met him however Marx never took an interest in my family in the fascinated circus car wreck entertaining way other acquaintances of mine did. This was one of the things I liked about him, unlike a lot of Australians, he's not just going to be your buddy so as have a laugh at your misfortune.

Anyway I'll start focusing in on our relationship say in early 1998. We had become roommates and I had just gone into filmschool. My sister Raquel had just spent 1996 sorting out Singapore's customer service business for Microsoft. She was the manager. Then 1997 in Malaysia doing the same. She returned to Sydney, no doubt culture shocked and chose to stay at my run down student share house at 471 Cleveland street. An unusual choice but perhaps as she had only planned to stay briefly she wanted some family catch up time. Of course she was welcome as we had an affectionate and loving relationship, really the only pleasant relationship in my immediate family. In my own family, it has already become clear that my youngest child Zara is the one member of the family most likely to get along with me. Although my son Alex is also very likeable but as he's a boy less friendly. Also this Zara has a joi de vivre which really makes me pause before acting like a gorilla.

This brings me back to Marx. He moved in when Raquel moved out. I was super chummy with the folks at the bat and ball hotel next door like Franklin 2.0 or whoever and my roommates never entered those circles of acquaintanceship. Still one day, as mentioned, I started making a film with Franklin 2.0 and the extremely gay cook Keith. I decided to put Marx in my film but just shoot him at home and I experimented putting the camera on a shopping trolley. Even though I was already new at school, it wouldn't be long before the lesbian lecturers would have their knives out for cancel culture as they didn't like my personality one bit. 

As my own father's personality was gorilla like, often just sitting in front of tv and yelling abuse at it, I decided to get my roommate Marx to play this similar kind of roll. So I went next door to the service station and got the Indian guy there to put on an OM t shirt and say his lines. Then my buddy Marx would be watching that like on his tv in our crib next door. (The petrol station is between 471 Cleveland and the bat and ball hotel). 

Anyway so that was Marx for you, I could steal his rent money AND wake him up from deep sleep to make a dopey student film. And he'd kind of be ok with that. I mean I was a real asshole in those days, I'd probably enjoy watching the 9/11 terrorist attacks in Virginia, I mean I did. So you know, it's like I was an asshole. I tried suggesting to my old married couple buddy Murphy last time I saw him a few weeks ago that I wasn't an asshole but he had this look on his face like he could never believe that but was trying to look sympathetic anyway.

Anyway me and Marx fell out somewhat because around ten years ago we were kicking it at his place when he left to make a sandwich. I got onto his Facebook and uploaded a picture of Ricky Martin and wrote: guess what everyone, I'm gay, I want everyone to know. It was like the time I found the password for the sophomore year scrapbook yearbook thing and changed my two buddies recollections to say extremely self deprecating things. Very humorous for me but very upsetting for my fragile egoed froounds [sic]. Last time I kicked it with Murphy's sisters, and his parents, the sisters thought my Facebook prank was hilarious.

At first mad guitar Murphy did too but then he thought it was mean. Anyway Marx tried pretending he wasn't upset about my prank but he was. We had some ok times before that prank, and after I'd returned from Bulgaria. But it was kinda weird. Like one time I convinced Marx and my Mrs to go celebrate Xmas with some heroine junky prostitutes. This is something I'm the only person I know that would do that. I mean I wouldn't even do that anymore but that's the kind of person I was in those days. My half american buddy Christine and her half american buddy Rob had both become heroine junkies and prostitute in the case of Christine and her junky ho buddies. This is how my buddy Marx felt relaxed to confide his mother was a heroine junky at one point. His mom is really a loser from what I can gather, I talked to her on the phone some months ago asking about her and her son and their relocation to South Australia and she seemed to be proud to say her son had no buddies.

Another time some raggedy kid got on my bus near Newtown in Sydney and he looked like the kind of pseudo Marxist raggedy looking kids I'd seen Marx socializing with at city bar (on Harris street opposite my aforementioned alma mater) while driving my taxi by on a busy weekend some years earlier. I asked the kid when he got on the bus, you look like you'd know my buddy so and so. Oh yes! I just returned from South Australia visiting him. What a coincidence right?

 

Well I don't know if mad guitar Murphy took offense when I mentioned Marx's description of his family as 'an abomination' or it was the chewing gum Marx had left stuck to his apartment spare room floor that set mad guitar Murphy against Marx, but after that he seemed to detest him, referring to him as a scumbag. Strange to say, this Marx had such a low opinion of himself, in terns of self esteem, he actually described his own self as a scumbag. But I've never known him to feel sorry for himself or play the victim and he always seemed somewhat Aristotlian in his own sagacity in that respect. I mean shoot, one time I couldn't believe I sat down in his crib on Franklin crescent in the Druitt to watch a movie with him and his two freaky autistic brothers and the couch was so soaked in cat fur and cat piss, it was astounding anyone would want to sit like that. I mean wow. Wow.

This mad guitar Murphy is positively Confucian in his steadfast loyalty to family. Some of the hardest words I've ever had to deal with came out of his alcoholic, pain killer addicted LSD popping mouth:

'i used to respect how you managed your family'...

The inference was that somehow my managing of my family was no longer up to par. Many times old mad guitar Murphy, has said very harsh words towards me. I guess he's happy to be rid of me since I probably make him feel like a loser. He seems to be able to play the victim never-endingly and dismiss any kind of self responsibility as ineffective due to "not being strong".

This is mad guitar Murphy I'm talking about, not Marx. Marx was not given to continually lecturing and chiding others. He might make one disparaging remark like Murphy's family is an abomination, and leave it at that (not a very nice thing to say).

I have to say, with regard to the real Marx, I haven't read his works except where he presciently and correctly predicts the scepter of socialism looming over Europe. I'll have to research more.

My buddy nicknamed Marx actually wrote and self published a book which I proofread and it was fairly entertaining. He's also written some fairly good music. He never dated and is probably shy of women, has extremely bad unkept, somewhat rotten teeth, orklike really. I mean if Joe Biden doesn't remind you of Sarumen becoming obsessed with Sauron (Xi Jumping) then I don't know what does, but my buddy Marx's teeth are just like the sarumans orcs teeth. Appalachian.

And just to be clear, as I mentioned stealing rent money from a bunch of my roomies at 471 Cleveland street, do I feel remorseful:

Consider Mr Madison:

https://youtu.be/ylzU00yunzY

The problem is gum:

https://youtu.be/YGeFi3Ap61E

Oh yeah Mario Cuomo is a dumb fuggen shlut, he needs to quit and join the circus, mark X here if you agree....

Xx.  X

Latest Tucker Carlson.... Monday August 2

https://youtu.be/nCAU3eaxslA

Just a few minutes in and actually I have a doctor's appointment. My regular doctors were acting dopey about the virus even though I just tested negative. I tried the doctors in expensive wahroonga up the road, somewhere Tucker would live or anyone with a few more million dollars than I have (my house is barely worth a million american and I don't own it outright so just living near the rich ppl but not that rich, coz I never pursued money much in my youth and never made any money in media)....

ANYWAY, cultural financial explanations aside, the wahroonga doctors don't do bulk billing which is Australian medical parlance for taxpayer picks up the $80 to $1?? consultation fee. The wealthy people of wahroonga no doubt do not need to attract riff raff like me into their medical practices.

Which I'm ok with. What I don't like about fox news position on coronavirus, so everyone there, motor mouth (remember the outboard motor on the boat? Yeah that's Laura talking with her head underwater)..... Everyone Tucker, everyone. Dr Segall (where's Dr Manny btw hopefully not buried under studio a). Who do you think is paying for the 97% of people in intensive care with coronavirus and no vaccination? The taxpayers in many cases. Are the 'free' non vaccinated ppl going to compensate the nurses' and doctors' family after they die with coronavirus? I would mandate it for the military, government workers, all hospital workers. Also, I know having an easy to produce go-to proof if vaccination spells Gestapo to Ted Cruz and co, who I like when it comes to finance when they're not helping Democrats waste trillions incompetently on spending. For example in NSW we have an app that can be used to show police digital drivers license in a traffic stop. It can also show your boating license, construction site White safety card, fishing license. How many demerit points left on your license. Sign you in to restaurants etc for covid contact tracers so they can help save lives. There's no conspiracy or overreach. If you don't want overreach let the FBI properly show businesses how to stop their systems being hacked by china and Russia like that pipeline. The app should also show proof of vaccination (pay attention Gladys, fix the app). 

I still think it should be up to individual businesses if they want to demand proof of vaccination, but to argue that not getting vaccinated is a matter of individual freedom like fox news does is a little ridiculous. People are using up all the spare lungs for transplants and costing millions in hospital because they aren't getting vaccinated. That's something even they regret after not getting vaccinated and ending up in intensive care ($$$$$$$$$ who pays??????). Wasting money like bone headed democrat spending bills.

Watch Dr Hansen, yes ladies he makes a lot more money than I do....

https://youtu.be/cnJTNtU2Zuc

That's what he's saying: unvaccinated ppl are costing taxpayers alot in intensive care. Makes sense.

My medicare levy on my tax every year is about $1500 and that includes 1.5 dependents I suppose. So even if me and two kids visit a doctor five times each per year (we don't). Then we still end up paying for our own doctor. That's part of the 20% tax per year I pay on a fairly moderate income of about 75k AUD.

I don't want to end up in intensive care and I don't see why I should if a vaccine can about it so despite having to wait til October 1st for a feizer vaccine I think I'll just try getting the astra zeneca one today, if possible.

Moments later, ok I found the secretary rude after liasing with the doctor. I generally was happy with the other doctors but they didn't want face to face customer service. Anyway I need to do some sleep test as most likely sleep apnea. This doctor was okay but the secretary was rude. In the end I had to tell her to turn the TV off, Australian tv is very low cultural level, especially channel 9 and I didn't want to talk over it. Anyway the wait is like 8 weeks between first shot available august 16. They couldn't even do it today, so ridiculous as it was quiet but they said they had no vaccine. Ridiculous coz they have like 20 million doses sitting around somewhere that don't even need special refrigeration or anything like that. 

Ok my roster lady just called I have to come in on Thursday so I'm having tomorrow off. My doctor wrote me a certificate for that. I was worried about the virus and willing to get my astra zeneca shot today but the strong nepotism and incompetence of Australian society is trumping the ability to actually roll out vaccines. Even though they're 'available' they're not actually available.

I'll probably just get the feizer vaccine I'm booked in for October 1st and November 1st. Not sure how to cancel the astra zeneca appointment I made with the rude lady since she's rude and all.

Speaking rudely, I wonder if the fuggen shlut Steyne will be talking to Tucker....

Today's my wedding anniversary so another thing to celebrate along with my dead family members, the collapse of society as we knew it and my general lack of buddies. Woo hoo.