Continuing on that last post, consider my lot: I'll never get to wear a baby bonnet and giant diapers and sit on Oprah Winfrey's lap (weighing 250 pounds, that's what I weigh) and cry and say googoo gaga while I wrap daddy Dr Phil around my little finger acting all fussy, watching the iron lotus with autistic ferver over and over again while if momma Oprah or daddy Dr Phil so much as squirm I'll start crying and screaming. Looking forward to crapping in my nappy like a long distance fighter pilot. Oh man that's never going to happen, life is cruel. I'm sure Oprah could carry 250 pounds of Benny bear on her lap plus a few ounces of crap filled diaper.
https://youtu.be/_7dr6PCeW4c
Life is full of uncomfortable realities like that, uncomfortable for moi but probably comfortable for Oprah and Phil. Or uncomfortable for them and comfortable for me in my unfulfilled fantasy, depending how you look at it.
Key takeaway realities (facts, also known as 'fish' aka catching fish equals ascertaining facts):
Charles isn't dad he's stepdad dad and his number one focus is becoming king of england and when he does, piers Morgan might get a hard on
Dad is a polo player or whatever. He shagged mom coz she was in a completely loveless marriage and she was lonely as hell and that was her only outlet for love.
You have to love the English because while the above is pretty obvious, they still embraced Harry as his brother's father's son and royalty. Same as Charles and grandma who isn't actually grandma genetically.
People surrounding royals are absolute lickspittles and suckups. Can you imagine I was King of america and everyone in Congress has to grovel at my feet and fox news kisses my ass daily. It's un American, kind of.
Issue isn't if harry's wife is a sambo same as Oprah and baby Harry, issue is all european royalty are interrelated and inbred.
None of european royalty is related to napoleon, just throwing that last fact in as well as he crowned himself emperor of france, kind of making himself royalty, ha ha hee hee as my daughter says. That means Megan and Harry can open a burger shop: royal burgers and fries and pursue happiness like that.
Oh yeah Bill Clinton has an unrecognized little black son, exact spitting image of Bill but black. Bill has given him absolutely nothing but his public image to consider and his momma got a little sperm. That's coz Bill cares about black people that much. Megan and Harry can invite him to their new burger restaurant when it's built and give him five years free burgers make up for Bill's absolute callous stinginess and disregard for his own flesh and blood (starting to like Charles and the English more, although not the polo player dad and the asshole piers morgan).
Just sayin' govnu
Just sayin'more actually guvna, giving you more as it were. It's a sign of petty narcissism that Oprah and Megan want to make every conversation about them both being sambos. (Yes we had potato crisps in Australia once branded Sambo brand, that's coz it wasn't all about coon cheese down under bro).
Yes we agree Oprah is a sambo and has been horribly oppressed as a sambo. She's struggling to overcome the miserable anti sambo oppression she was subjected to. That's actually being sarcastic, or ironic (you decide witch [sic]), but in fact, consider bill clinton's black son:
https://youtu.be/sHwp8-FgwHo
And Michael Jackson's daughter Paris, also part sambo. But this isn't a sambo issue. This is an evil narcissistic personality vs not so evil.
Looking at Michael Jackson and bill clinton, it's not about skin color or race. It's that they both seem to be predator rapists the media had fallen in love with. Both if them extremely talented preformers in their respective fields, but absolute predators. Not your average run of the mill guys. While people in america languish in prison for decades under the three strike rule for stealing peanut butter and jelly crusts, the worst criminal is the one that rises to the top. The ultimate rapists and scumbags: jailyard heroes for the backwards scum of the earth denizens of this convict planet for God to gracefully incarcerate the detritus God wishes to perhaps redeem in its Almighty glory PBUG.
It's difficult to imagine the queen and Charles being such villainous personalities and certainly William and his half brother Harry look squeaky clean to my eyes.
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