Here's Neil if you're not up to speed on British comedians:
https://youtu.be/7FtcW9u0GDE
And since I mentioned napoleon in my last post, and my daughter, oddly. Well there's someone else apart from napoleon that won't be meeting my daughter Zara and that's my father. Since I can't tell you much about napoleon (or bruce willis for that matter), I can tell you my father frothed at the mouth about the 'lesbian do-gooders' and the 'scum of the earth'. His absolute solution to peaceful protests and non peaceful protests, he swore, was a machine gun nest, so I guess he must have loved the tiannamin square massacre. Matter of fact, difficult to imagine me spending eighteen months in china including seven months working for a senior communist party leader there if it wasn't for my father's outspoken opinions. In fact, one russian girl I once met in hollywood told me that her father used to just shoot his gun at the ceiling everytime he saw something that annoyed him on tv. With that rapturous endorsement homies, I refer you to
Cosmic Sun [sic]
Actually you can watch the entire movie here I guess..... Saying that (watch) in five languages in my mind, coz one just isn't enough:
Kankan; da gleden; ve; regarde; watch:
https://youtu.be/u4c2KULJgoM
Maybe learning all those words helped me realize this movie sucks. Clearly the SAG has access to outstanding accountants that know how to get the best tax write offs on horrible movies. No wonder bruce willis looks like he's about to have a nervous breakdown after the entire movie plays and he drinks a stiff drink in the last shot of the movie. It's like they wrote a letter to the president of azerbaijan and asked him to provide them with a movie script. It can't be easy making a movie during a pandemic. And normally you'd think, well rotten tomatoes website is going to lambast these ppl for making this movie. But who knows, maybe the critics at rotten tomatoes lost someone to covid they actually liked and are having some kind of spiritual epiphany plus ate an lsd filled strawberry shortcake by accident and think this movie is great but the odds would have to be pretty big. Now I understand why everyone at fox news spends years and years bitching about Democrats. Who knows, maybe professional actors feel inclined to make movies like this as a kind of deterrent to would be filmmakers to just stay away. Maybe there are soulless druggy losers amongst the soulless, druggy loser classes who will appreciate this movie. Maybe it's movies like this that guarantee aliens from outer space will only ever want to spend time with us in order to probe us cruelly and terrifyingly, because that's all we deserve. I mean I hope I made it clear this movie sucks. I wouldn't advise any of the actors in it to suicide as a result of feeling self loathing and disgust for having made this movie.
Anyway as I was talking about my father before that. So one time I was fifteen and decided to throw a party at the new high school I was attending. We'd moved houses the year before and I tried riding my bike to the same school and the wintertime ride was very hard on my hands in terms of the cold. It really didn't occur to me to buy gloves and continue the absolute lovefest at my original school I'd been attending since age almost four (my daughter Zara's age now) where I started preschool, all the way to the end of grade eight when my parents bought their first, and only house. I did grade nine riding a modest two miles or so each way daily on my racer bike and, possibly I was feeling lazy. Possibly curious and desirous of a change. Likely I didn't realize the beautiful bonds of camaraderie that had grown around me since preschool at that school, Bidwill school. So off I went to transfer and walked into a bad situation kind of like watching this movie and thinking it would be good from the trailer all excited and then just walking out with my tail between my legs.
I mean a lot of Australians would not want to be associated with a place like mt druitt high school, so really it's a pity they choose to act like that, paradoxical as that sounds.
Anyway still early into the year, or maybe towards the middle, I can't remember, I decided to throw a party, with alcohol. I passed on inviting anyone from my original school as I'd forgotten about them. A shitload of ppl turned up. Originally my father caught wind of my plans and said, no parties unless I'm around to supervise, I don't want kids screwing around in my house. So I said ok we won't have the party then postponed it a week with the folks at school then my father never found out about it maybe. My brother and mother were there. Pretty sure in those days my brother hadn't started his heavy regimen of anti psychotic drugs and just smoked weed and drank a little alcohol. I can't remember if I smoked weed that day but I drank quite a bit and ended up making out with a girl called maria lobo who was east timorese. She was a good kisser and we just kind of made out for a while on my couch. Some people were in the pool and someone threw soap in and people were in the garage smoking weed, pretty sure. My mom was kind of patrolling about the garage a bit likely worried someone would steal something or something. My brother was around too but I can't remember much of it. One guy from the school was sitting in my father's favorite chair which kind of stank of his body sweat (kind of how this movie stank) and just kind of leaned over and vomited all over the floor (without even watching this new bruce willis movie: too much booze). Then there was a bunch of work cleaning that up. After a while some folks left and I think they were hostile or something coz the entire area is full of angry, frustrated hostile people. Not exactly chipper can do americans. I just remember they were carrying a case of beer. At the end of the day this high school was a real loser, extremely low academic level and like I said, the last school was like a lovefest in comparison. We'd gone through so many rites. Australians are likely to bully newbies I guess.
Anyway yeah that movie sucked. Nobody got date-raped at my party, wasn't a lot of hooking up happening either, just me and Maria Lobo. Next time I saw her at school it was like she thought I wanted to be her boyfriend but I wasn't really that interested in girls sexually to be honest with you. I had an obsession with two girls at the school like I felt I was in love with them but not concurrently and one of them was a palestinian arab who subsequently went to israel and complained about being treated like cattle (not my experience in jerusalem as I'm probably almost certainly a spanish jew and I like jews). Maria got wind of my crush on this palestinian girl and how I tried asking her to be my girlfriend through a third party (gossip) then she started good naturedly mocking me about it (ribbing) one day at school while all kinds of people were around as we walked from one class to another. I'm guessing that's after my party where I kind of loved her and left her. She was a great kisser though, no question.
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