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 Just reposting that last chuleta as it's very amusing ibho .... See below

Things not so good with the baby momma these days.... Today at work it's my last day then three weeks holiday, that's very good. No point even telling the Mrs about the entirety of the holiday, she'd actually be annoyed by my presence at home. Preferable I'd get her into mental health care but unfortunately probably not possible.

At work I put my foot in my mouth as they say. There's a new night manager, a lady, she's a little cute so for a joke I walked up while she was talking with a male colleague and foolishly spouted: 'we're not going to have sex in the parking lot there'

What?????.??? That's what you'd say but I like the way she kept her composure, immediately I indicated I meant me and the redhead guy standing next to me. Interestingly his wife is from communist China and he travels there somewhat and is fond of it.

Anyway the night manager dealt with my horrendous sexual harrassment well by joking about our colleague's attractive red hair, it is a nice shade if carrot. Now I feel a little awkward around her after that episode I never really thought through. Just blurted. I mean I don't want her to feel menaced or harassed that'd be upsetting for her and her boyfriend or husband if she has one. I'm guessing she doesn't but anyway would hate to be lectured about it.

Sometimes you do stupid shit subconsciously but the older I get the more aware I am of people's feelings and interests, even when they might not understand their own intersects.

I find women do not dispose of this wisdom which is native to men. And which possibly increases with time. Not that there aren't wise women (or men) in their 20s. Maybe we should insert doogy Howser music.

Come on Laura Ingraham. Time for class town hall. You better believe it. It's unamerican staying home missing school. Wow when Laura says time for class I think Gee I really don't have any class.

Ok we're did that Doogie Howser clip go? Mysteriously it disappeared. If you have questions like that or questions on politics. Write them down on paper, not plastic. Address your questions to Interesting Questions for the paper recycling Dept, paper recycling plant, small town, somewhere (actual address withheld on this post for legal reasons)

Here's Benji's core cheat sheet for uncle (sleepy) Joe:

1) the thing, you know, the thing

2) Picking journalists for questions: diversity diversity diversity, pro women; black, black, yellow, black, white, four women, one man

3) come on man! Come on (talking point)

4) covid death toll, 640,900, vaccine rolling out

5) economy, link to the thing: stimulus means people can buy things

6) foreign policy: link to the thing, over there, that thing