Movie review: St Elmo's Fore [sic] two guys from the breakfast club, actually three with ally sheedy, rob lowe, other (b)ratpack dopes of the 80s

 

No wonder this film from my 1980s pre adolescent study of hollywood movies, starting with the Silver Streak in 1984, age around eight, was so forgettable. I wasted the price of an in and out burger, a shit one without guacamole, on this s#cking, f#cking piece of crap on YouTube today. If this movie were a medical condition it would be a rash around the anus with pussy discharge, that's pussy like pus, not like feline. If you had a basic level of intelligence I'd like to challenge you to see if you can watch this movie for more than ten minutes without feeling uncomfortable and suicidal. Nothing about this movie even looks real. Maybe it did to me in the 80s but I can assure you, it's the kind of thing your subconscious mind just filters out as meaningless trash.

If you can actually watch this entire movie in 2021 you need help. Or to go live in Azerbaijan, or something. Just saying.  Actually did we say this movie is ridiculous? Probably, but if you never got that chances are you'd need it tattooed on your head and wait a few weeks to figure it out.

Speaking of the Silver Steak [sic], with easter at the White House coming up, and considering Biden used to run Amtrak and even is apportioning a large amount of money for more government run railroad. I think it would be absolutely splendid (for the White House easter egg hunt) to have a little toy train the moms, dads, or dads and dads in the case of gay dads can ride on with the kiddies. President Biden could wear a railroad hat and even engineering overalls and maybe even a shmick looking red kerchief. I'm just saying. That'd be a hit with everyone. Uncle Joe could drive the train around the Rose garden. I'm kind of not joking. Think how cool that would look. The optics are off-the-charts.

First movie I remember dad bringing home from the VHS rental shop in the city when I was like eight, very memorable, classic movie, especially when the train ploughs into Grand Central or wherever. I actually thought about stealing a locomotive engine for a joy ride when I was 23 and going through my crazy college dropout psychotic smoked way too much weed phase, but I'm just too well behaved. It was almost like that tractor in the Simpsons that was calling Bart a chicken for not stealing it. I mean it was right there waiting to go. Noone around you know what I mean.

Train:

https://youtu.be/rJ_1MkOVnNM

Tractor:

https://youtu.be/wqO-iB4vsKQ