Exterior shot: a drab jail in hell
Interior wide angle shot: prison cafeteria, prisoners in black and white pinstripe suits sit around on benches while the jailers speak.
Jailer 1: see you've all died and gone to hell see? While you were on earth you were lying degenerate scum and even tried to misreport and cover-up election fraud. You cheated on your significant others and didn't spend enough quality time with your kids. You venerated horribly dishonest people and were unable to distinguish right from wrong
Mario Cuomo stands up from amongst the pinstripe rabble of inmates: 'this is an outrage! We're fine upstanding patriots! We love america and the new york yankees baseball team and jai alai in florida.
Jailer 2: I got this. Look, err, Mario, no disrespect to nintendo or anything, people, fine citizens of america, take a look at the row of people at the table that says PAROLE OFFICERS in capital letters. They're actually casting agents. Everybody is going to get a special trailer and a special movie to be in. Everyone will take turns leaving their delightful three course meal available from that table over there with the two big steaming pots on it, they're full of delicious stew
When you hear your name called out, approach the parole officer table and you'll be interviewed about what makes you special. Then one of our talent agents will give you an opportunity to shower, with your friends, altogether and we'll make sure you're not hiding anything up your ass. Then you'll be shown your trailer which is actually not like a regular trailer but I don't want to spoil the surprise. That work for you mr Mario?
Mario Cuomo: where do I get a bowl ??
Jai Alai is extremely cool, I have to give Mario that. I just hope I don't get stuck on their wing if I'm going to hell, even if I'm one of the good guys there.... If I were a jailer in hell I'd probably want to catch some miami vice reruns..... Know what I mean? Away from the inmates in a safe and quiet place....
https://youtu.be/dEjXPY9jOx8
So many big actors got their breaks on Miami Vice, remember Joe? Joe! Wake up, stop drooling!
https://youtu.be/s53ARG-nu4c
Next day after attending church, you know what? Jesus never judged the adulterous lady after everyone was set to stone her and he actually had a spirit of holiness from on High. Being a sinful simple Benji myself with no special divine authoritays, I revoke any judgement of the nintendo brothers mario and luigi Cuomo. I merely reserve the right to call them dumb fuggen shluts in the manner of the original elders of our Dharruk tribal lands where Sydney sits, recognizing the first peoples as is the fashion these days and also my praise and admiration for Republicans in america for the examples they're setting both public at large and members of the GOP, bravo to you ma'ams and sirs, look at them on this veritable beacon in the darkness NTD News (praise them also but not from on High or anything just from traditional Dharruk tribal lands:
https://youtu.be/uZpePxwihug
Hours later, 420pm. Just gave myself a haircut, no great german philosophical Gestalt movement meant with the self administered crewcut, just a lower middle class way to save $15.... For babysitter, not Ms Schmidt as last time on the big wedding anniversary but someone else, speaking of Schmidt, Rob, truth to power and the American way, yeah! Talking with Sidney:
https://youtu.be/Y68pEknYyCM
And did Tucker get your little bitch knickers in a tizzy? He's welcome to a spare closet I have let him send someone to me for it ha ha. For his bow ties he doesn't use anymore. Biatch.
USA! USA! USA! STOP THE STEAL! SIDNEY! SIDNEY SIDNEY!
moments later, just showered all the hair off.... This babysitter is cheap! It's like one hour is cheaper than a regular haircut....
Just realised we can probably make g-strings out of Tucker's bowties, put them in fake democratic mailing envelopes and send them back return to sender, would be interesting to see where they end up....
Hey and tomate O to mutt O..... Still falling in love with Taylor right? Still discovering her new album, Exile is such a tearjerker.... If only that peacock guy could skate to that, that should be my next film project.... Taylor's always welcome to ride on my shoulders, just sayin'
https://youtu.be/KaM1bCuG4xo
See we're going to Cozy Thai it's in like Waitara / Wahroonga which is a crazy rich area just short drive away, some total mansions there. If Taylor had a house in Waitara or Wahroonga I'd totally confirm the maintenance contract for lawns and upkeep. Some american lady three minutes drive away signed me on for a year to do lawn at nearby Lords Ave. Killing it!
Cozy Thai
Shop 1/46 Hampden Ave, Wahroonga NSW 2076
(02) 9489 1120
https://maps.app.goo.gl/FfP7AprG9R9rDbCY6
Mvp
https://youtu.be/eben0gaTgBg
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