My fellow Americans, people in Swaziland.
You may remember the flying dog from the movie The Neverending Story. You know it was white, had floppy ears and could fly. Today the entire planet's airlines are in tatters. Before Chinese tourists were flying around the world annoying the shit out of everyone, now Jimmy Kimmel still looks like he should have a dick in each hand. On November 3rd, smurfs, jello, potato with a e.
Lesotho and America are great!
Reserves!
End of speech.
So tell them Joe, about the, you know, the thing...
https://youtu.be/bLGHPCpo8mw
And you unbecoming Wallace and attractive looking Hemmer, take him seriously if you must. But hey, maybe anything's possible in America and Biden can win, so here's a sneak peek of pre-inauguration acceptance speech:
Lagarto! Shizzlewad, macfadanny. We were on the train, Choo Choo! Chugga chugga chugga chugga, University was great! Frenzal delicto herbivorous, is the Superbowl still happening with the virus?
Look forward to more free speechwriting advice if Biden wins.
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