https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8969131/Hugh-Sheridan-comforted-Jessica-Marais-leaves-hospital-following-treatment-anxiety.html
You know those guys are like blending their families together at Chris' super mansion at Byron Bay, right? They're super chummy. As a public passenger vehicle driver the past eleven years Benji appreciates teamwork: it could be blocking two lanes with your bus to facilitate on oncoming car turning, assisting cops with plate number info on a drug deal, just getting a drunk person home before they embarrass themselves more in front of their work colleagues all drunk. Sometimes cops will turn up at your family house and be all like, oh look another family member of yours suicided, why don't you try being supporting of the survivors, ta.
You know how it goes, heaven consists of being useful to others and hell abounds in annoying behavior.
Having said all that, look at this poor old thespian Hugh, he's having a mental health crisis because he got trolled by the transgender community for daring to be selected and actually being selected, based on his talent, for a transgender role. Too hard for the transgender community to swallow. Such a diplomatic mess up. Better fix it quick bingo and bongo, here's what you'll need: one boxing kangaroo flag each, standard size, one Zippo lighter each, working condition, one jock strap each.
When constructing your characters, consider your three devices, the flag is left brained (if you're right handed) and represents solemnity, pride, vanity, exclusivity. The jock strap represents levity, creativity, mirth. You should have your jock strap back story honed to perfection, where did you get it from, what's the story with that? What do you do with it? Write notes on it? Dress a sumo doll with it? It represents imagination and is right brained if you're right handed. Consider the lighter, it represents Will, but Will focused on the part of the brain controlling speech and right side body movements which is the same area of the brain. Learn about it.
What will your characters do with their flags? Burn them like Pakistanis in the street and chant death to Australia? Or maybe they'll do that in China? Do not get more creative with your flag than your jock strap.
When in character consider Meaghan Merkel, in the limelight and just had a miscarriage. Pressure from various sources. Now consider Hugh. Who has the more serious problem? Could Hugh be pulling a marketing stunt?
Call Hugh, together or separately and follow the ruok.org protocol found on the website:
https://www.ruok.org.au/
It's possible Hugh is genuinely upset because he may have felt his ego was under attack and felt severely unappreciated as a professional. Ask about how his professional life has been disrupted by his cancellation and how this has affected his mood. Ask about important supportive people in his life like female friends, parents, etc. If you feel Hugh is being very facetious and needs a strong hand approach try asking him something risque like if he'd like to perform for both of you personally. This may however seem mean spirited and cause him to disconnect the phone.
Write a one page report on Hugh's mentality citing examples. Also keep notes of your partner bingo or bongos behaviours vis their devices. Are they lighting fireworks, sniffing their jock. Did they get their dog to wear it. One or two pages of notes fine. Do not document anything with film or voice, just notes.
https://youtu.be/iIymxD8vJaA
See some people wear their jock straps on their heads like hats and sing Rammstein:
https://youtu.be/_sM2sKk4DPM
Others hold them clenched in their first like kerchiefs as they ponder the gold, silver and lead boxes in Shakespeare's merchant of Venice
That's all for now.
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