Watching family guy, wonderin'... Does it pay to insult a Mexican drug cartel boss on social media?

No, probably not

http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/teen-youtube-star-riddled-with-bullets-after-cartel-boss-penis-insult/news-story/3dd00090de6f8db143d74886d4fc1a97

In other news:
The earth predictably holds its course revolving around the sun...

My lost computer has turned up

As of today I guess.... Thought maybe it had disappeared but wherever it was , it has turned up. It has adobe premiere installed on it and can't make a movie without it.

I've explored themes revolving around skateboarding in my last movie, now I'm interested in doing a dance routine. Dancing is not necessarily my forte, but I'm confident my editing abilities can compensate that. I remember going to an amazing niteclub in San Francisco, dancing with a woman there, real close like. Later wards, I was challenged, somewhat from a distance, not far from aforementioned San Francisco niteclub, to a dance off by some other woman. I still haven't responded to this second woman's dancing overtures but I'm interested. The first girl didn't want to compete, just get close (which we did), the second girl seemed more competitive, so there'll be some calculations to calculate, kind of like egghead Jr, maybe I'll have time within next few months

Example of Egghead Jr calculating stuff:
https://youtu.be/cKx7v-uHDRQ

Example of what I'm bringing to the dance space bitches, and no I'm not that fat, it's mostly how light refracts and stuff:

Tort law, tortilleras, movie review: when the beau [sic] breaks, 2016

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1389139/?ref=m_nv_sr_1

Very interesting movie, if you're into lawyers, sneaks and unusual ethical scenarios.... Check it out

Next topic: k299 in c major flute and harp, k314 in d major flute; Mozart's music

OK, both of these kind of drone on around half an hour. In the late 18th century there was no TV, no video games, no magazines, no paparazzi, no phones. So to Mozart's credit, he spends his time writing out his songs, even if there's no singing, no drumming, no really catchy memorable melodies like twinkle twinkle little star. So neither of these kind of works have singing or drumming. The flute concerto doesn't even have a harp or anything most of the time, and it's kind of effeminate. How are you going to make a flute sound masculine without a baritone singer and timpani drums? Not surprisingly, the themes the flautist seems to evoke are kind of girlie, like a teenage girl or something. This is constantly counterbalanced occasionally by the orchestral movements which are frequently silent. It's funny with gay marriage being legalized and common, people are less embracing of Mozart music than gay culture. This seems odd.

The harp concerto is a lot cooler, better music, plus the harp. Definitely better than the other. Sorry if any lesbians were offended by this post (not really). Peace out!

Movie review: Wonder, Owen Wilson and Julia Roberts

When I was like a teenager, my cousin's cousin told me like using moisturizer on a face early in life would lead to a prettier face later in life, less wrinkles, etc. I mentioned it to an ant [sic] and she said that was presumptuous (being I was a guy, not a girl, I guess). So maybe that's why I never went in for moisturizer all over my face. Who can say? Thankfully my face is extremely young and pretty at age 41 anyway, although i will be needing a root canal next year which hopefully wont [sic] lead to losing a third tooth, in a perfect world everyone would have great teeth and dentistry access. Anyway my face is so  pretty and youthful like in fact, if I was like Roy Moore hitting on 17 year old girls I'd probably just get a pass, just sayin'

Misplaced my baseball cap already, so forgetful, had to borrow someone else's

Check it out...

What is arcane knowledge, for example, in the kabbalah

Benji's not sure about the kabbalah but the Fahrenheit system is definitely classifiable as arcane and secret mystical knowledge. All we know is 32 is freezing and 100-110 is extremely hot like up to or over 40 degrees Celsius. Everything else ranges from extremely mysterious and unknown to vaguely possible to know, example 60-80 or even 90 Fahrenheit means I might wear a sweater? I don't really know! Did you have to study at Hogwarts? Master of the Fahrenheit system, savant? To figure that out? God only knows....

My thoughts on moving American embassy from tel Aviv to Jerusalem

This is my coca cola quicktap card#  6298 6461 0000 0838 807

If you can add credit to that so I can always rely on it for a refreshing beverage, without ever having to add money to it myself, then I'm in favor of the move

Otherwise, I'm indifferent


Meeting adjourned

Can garlic attract negative energy and trap it?

You know if you walk into a prison the vibes are different to a daycare centre. You should be able to pick one from the other blindfolded. In my years of seeking truth and studying arcane knowledge and the occult, I've only ever once seen the idea presented once that garlic can attract and trap negative energy (apart from the vampire stories).  By negative energy I mean the invisible vibrations that can permeate a place, such as a prison or a slaughterhouse or an insane asylum and imbue it with dreary, negative vibrations. Of an etheric nature. I'm not a superstitious person and I have no problem believing in miracles, supernatural events, hauntings, UFOs, etc, in a non superstitious way.

I realize saying I'm seriously experimenting with removing negative vibrations with pungent raw garlic, from my mom's house (full of negative energy), through the use of garlic, would seem superstitious to the scientifically minded, but I'm not sure. With so many suicides and kooks on anti psychotics for decades at my mom's (ie., my mom and my brother), the place is starting to feel haunted with creepy vibes, which I find a little chilling sometimes if alone here at night , like now ....

Can you see anything creepy in the house?....

How about now?...

. how about now...?

$10 saved, shaving my own head

check it out, it's so short it's time to wear a hat

I think I understand Flynn situation now

Trump can get out of the east there and go to north Dakota or somewhere round there

Flynn can get 1-4 weeks jail, reasonably and $5000 fine (for misleading FBI - somewhat harsh) and sue Trump in civil court for not having him correctly briefed on his job. The Logan act is irrelevant.

Trump will have no case to answer for firing Comey

The big guys at DOJ make themselves look stupid if they just do whatever the media is pushing them to

It's up to congressional Republicans to challenge DOJ to go after Hilary or admit wrongdoing

The media will ceaselessly seek to have Trump impeached and undermine him

Tax reform is a success

Trump should not play into media's hand of talking about Russia because they are disingenuous and playing him. Grumpy for being called out as non sacrosanct.

Everyone agrees Trump is a dick, same time we haven't heard him say 'crooked Hilary' at all lately, and he's not hawking his own 'crooked Hillary' shirts, instead he's dignifying idiot journalist questions about Russia.

We'll have to see what Alec Baldwin is saying about Trump, watch this spot.

MOMENTS later... he does funny facial gestures this Baldwin. I'd probably think it was funny if I were president and Baldwin was reprising me.

Anyway, so the upshot of all of this situation, as Benji sees it, long term, is that the destabilizing hostility between Trump and the media, which isn't affecting govt. in any way - in the Congress........ is that Trump will want to prosecute leakers harshly and the media will end up feeling bad when the leakers they encourage end up in jail. The media will continue to push for Trump impeachment anyway. The Republicans in congress won't care about punishing leakers but Trump would be interested to - as a reprisal.

The NY Times is at it again

Can you imagine if I spent half an hour scalding [sic] the NY times at an editorial meeting for not having any of those armless kiddies born every year in Vietnam with hands out of their shoulders from lingering agent orange in their Vietnamese water supplies in the NY times ground level employee crèche for kiddies. Monsters! I would call them, hang your heads in shame!

This is how insincere they really look to me at the NY TIMES, see quote below. Actually I can really be sincere in saying it would be good for Trump to make a deal with Vietnam to do something about that.

Most presidents enter the Oval Office with an instinct to defend and promote the integrity and capabilities of the nation’s law enforcement agencies. Mr. Trump arrived with a different compulsion, fueled by a belief that intelligence and law enforcement officials were stoking questions about the legitimacy of his election victory.

By suggesting — as he has before — that the F.B.I. and other agencies are motivated by politics, Mr. Trump again embraced the kind of suspicions that feed conspiracy theories about a “deep state” operating with a secret bias against him.

What a bunch of bullshit. There is a huge line of people that want to see Trump impeached and the Russia thing is such a joke. 

Why should anyone give a shit what Feinstein says on meet the press, assuming they are interested in this situation. And not because she's not a man, neither an armless agent orange kiddy with deformed hands growing out of its shoulders from lingering agent orange in lakes, nor black. But because she never has much interesting to say to the public.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/12/03/us/politics/trump-fbi-tatters.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage


What I'm saying is, I just got rewarded by Google by taking photos of places and uploading them, with like a year's supply of NY times. But would you even want to use it, knowing the NY times does not even promote inclusiveness and inclusivity to all the kiddies out there with hands growing out of their shoulders and no arms from lingering agent orange at their employee daycares. 

Wow I'm remembering my school debating prowess in my school debating team as like a ten year old. One girl Kelly, I think she later became a cop, was always laughing saying I made no sense. Ha stupid police what do they know.

Wouldn't it be great if Trump and NY times and Mueller and everyone just busted out singing kumbiya my Lord [sic] then went on and cleaned up all the agent orange lingering around in Vietnam. Actually, why doesn't Vietnam just do it for themselves? I don't know. Better have a lie down, feeling a bout of dementia coming on. Hope that makes sense. Just ignore me and talk amongst yourselves. You can watch the agent orange videos curled up next to a fire.

Agent orange videos: https://youtu.be/gHIEcUP1VBI

A lot of that didn't make sense... Also Chewbacca, eight foot [sic] tall, a wookie, living on Endor with two feet high Ewoks, also not making sense. A pattern is emerging. Will have to leave it to greater minds, maybe watch brokeback mountain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGNct-uOqA0
https://youtu.be/QDmq73tXqSE

The news cycle (national) in America is so vacant I'll have to tell you a lame story

Actually not that lame. And the news cycle is utterly vacant. So empty, it's practically like saying being a journalist is about as smart as being a nail polish technician in a beauty salon. The only story is tax reform. There is absolutely nothing in the national reporting at present that is even vaguely real. Think billy Madison, everything you've just said has made everyone dumber, it's really that bad.

Watch end [sic] henry from fox news read the questions, beat yourself up in a rage of confusion guessing if NY times or CNN most reminds you of Billy Madison (just sayin')

https://youtu.be/Ec7rCsNFn30

My story, some years ago some ethnic English lads from England get in my cab (a Ford). Fisteen to twenty minutes later two of a total of three of them want to box with me and we are all on our feet
 It doesn't interest me to box like this as either it would become extremely seriously violent to the extent that the only point in throwing punches would be to knock someone out. One punch is thrown at my face, I dodge it but it glances across my face a little it doesn't hurt and does no damage. I am skipping around everywhere avoiding two dudes that want to box me simultaneously while still trying to run to my car and escape. There's no way to win. The English guys steal a gadget from my car worth around $100 for some stupid pre uber lame useless taxi radio. The taxi owners were liable. I lose nothing. The fight starts because the guys are so insufferably arrogant and obnoxious and one of them leaves a door open, I grab him by the sweater and force his hand to close the door. It's kind of funny and that's really how it happened

Watching Judge Janine, channel surfing, getting a grip

Being free means you can eat acid the size of a brick and trip balls

https://youtu.be/ex_OmQNNqZA

Boring screwing in the deep south

See the new kitchen cupboard doors at my mom's house, have been sitting new on their hinges since September, finally it's time to give them a hand

-le

So this is a cheap fix to a rotten looking kitchen, $750 u.s., or $1000 depending on exchange rate, for some 19 red doors panels etc for drawers cupboards. The handles just bought cheap. Obviously it's better to pay more and cash in at resale of house time as Sydney real estate is off the charts, this run down house in one of Sydney's most undesirable suburbs must fetch 401k u.s. easy. That would buy you quite a heavenly palace in Richmond Virginia for sure.

New doors, Lacker or laquer, varnish on cornices, handles going up fast. The senate in u.s. just passed tax reform at 2am Richmond time, that's 6pm and sunny summer here, just had a rainstorm.

Is the FBI for real?

Why are they going after Flynn, Flynn, Flynn . they never go after Hillary. Trump should fire Muller. Testicles, do you have any Trump? I would send Muller packing and let the media stop firing their own for butt slapping female coworkers. It's completely dishonorable, most especially if Flynn goes to jail, that would be an injustice and just throwing someone under the bus to appease all these lefties. Throw Bill and Hillary, I'll drive it myself! Obviously a bad time for Trump to fire Muller before tax reform passes but I'd do it straight after. Maybe I don't understand situation as I didn't understand Comey. firing when it happened. My read on situation is Flynn is looking to be sacrificed on altar of stupidity, looks very unfair. If Trump doesn't bail Flynn out he looks disloyal. Muller looks the same or even less impartial than Comey.

Also picking fights with politicians in England lately on Twitter is foolish for Trump, foolish. Trump should pack up Twitter and shoot clay pigeons instead. England needs help with Brexit from Australia and America. England should focus on establishing free trade agreements with Crown countries and America. Stoking up bitching about terrorism is foolish for Trump. Goodle [sic] the stats, more people are dying from bee stings than Muslim terrorists in Western democracies. Trump can show leadership with Brexit issue by fostering trade summits but not acting all reactionary and silly on Twitter.

Unreasonable search and seizure, protection from, is key principle of American Constitution. If FBI is spying on everyone and throwing Flynn in jail then the FBI is messing up.

Quit smoking campaign

OK so we quit around night of October 15, a Sunday, although I had one cigarette after that on November 30, two days ago. Still Ready to stick to my guns, with God's help. Tricks to use are raw onion, ginger. I should be upping the honey and taking more deep breaths and holding the air longer. I've also been riding a bike and sold a car to save money and exercise more. The bike is good, saves a lot of money.

• Apparently raw pineapple is good for rebuilding lungs on the inside, there's a naturally occurring enzyme or something in the pineapple triggers lung growth. Onion fights cancer and can clean lungs, ginger especially cleans. Recently an aunt that never smoked died of lung cancer, around age 70. She used to fly to Miami and other American cities a lot for Spanish airlines (stewardess). Her hubby smoked a lot so passive smoking. Still she never smoked so amazing to see her and others die of lung cancer and I started smoking at 16 and only quit around six years of the intervening 25 years and I have no cancer.

The bike with selling car plus no smoking saves $150 a week, easy, although that's also coz my govt. job gets free transport on train but my section is privatizing next year so eventually the free train rides might end. That's a lot on blue collar wages.

australia's harvey weinstein....

check it out:




https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/a-current-affairs-tracy-grimshaw-on-what-don-burke-said-after-the-cameras-stopped-rolling/ar-BBFR2mN?li=AAavLaF&ocid=spartanntp




http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/a-highgrade-twisted-abuser-don-burke-a-sexual-harasser-and-bully-claims-series-of-women-20171126-gzt6d2.html




benji hot tip: Don't buy a used car from Don, not even a Lexus.

Can you substitute journalism with Hengaillen?

Yes, pay it forward, as the good folks of America would say.

If ncis isn't cutting the mustard and you can substitute it with hengaillen, why can't you do that with CNN or the NY times columnists ... Try it, you'll be pleasantly surprised. Absolutment, c'est tellment vrai.

Hengaillen:

https://youtu.be/5G_vnjEL9R4


Just sayin'

Now it's time to drive home and listen to a documentary on beavers on my extremely kickarse new sound system, thank you Bluetooth

https://youtu.be/PLyBZ1mdg2c

Voila c'est mieux que les cannards, quoi

Fox news update

One of the blondes was talking about the crazy uncle in the family. Makes you remember Bill O'Reilly. Why is he facing the corner? Is he in isolation?

Have your hengaillan AND ncis LA

This time the big black guy, icy cube or whatever his name is, is undercover as Osama, his codename, he has a Muslim sheila. There is some Syrian guy and about to be a hostage swap or sthg but then the Syrian guy opens a suitcase full of condoms and everyone is shooting ak47s like crazy. Amazingly, no one can actually hit a target after hundreds of rounds are shot and no cars are damaged by all the gunshot. The scene closes with a prayer for less stoned screenwriters

https://youtu.be/5G_vnjEL9R4

Tip: you can watch hengaillen and ncis LA simultaneously

movie review: rampage (2018) - the rock

that's the big guy's name, right? da rock --- think so... anyway there's a giant gorilla, George, who is growing bigger everyday -- some kind of genetic malfunction.... and a giant wolf... and a giant crocodile.... and it's set in Chicago, but no one has to worry about drug dealers shooting them, because this movie has cgi graphics.............. it won't be out til april next year but who knows, maybe we'll revisit this post way off five months from now


so far it's been a month without a cigarette for me, 33 days since my last full cigarette and I feel great! so in april, keeping at it, that'll be half a year..... that's a lot of money saved too


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coOKvrsmQiI

paul ryan om [sic] fox news

talking about the big tax cut bill coming....


it sounds like a winner but listening to Ryan talk about it five minutes, you begin to think, wow this trump and republicans, they're going to have to really downsize the government / burocrats to get by with less revenue coming in.... Eg in 2018/2019.... Democrats won't like it, they love govt jobs


btw, Australia just qualified yesterday here in Sydney, for the world cup soccer, in Russia, next july.... Assuming Spain has qualified already, yep, cnn confirms the predictable


check out fëanor here:
http://youtu.be/eltZrTph1Ys

amazon's jeff bezos wants to make a lord of the rings tv show

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/my-precious-worlds-richest-man-wants-to-bring-lord-of-the-rings-into-a-tv-show-20171105-gzfila.html




quick aside, have you noticed how women these days are raping they [sic, unless you're African American] own faces with botox and collagen and suchlike? Probably just better off getting slapped around by their hubbies a little, that's progress for you


never bought anything from brazil? Me neither, how about alibaba.com, I think I have.... But apparently the big American company amazon is the bees knees at selling stuff online.... Actually I have an amazon kindle app on my windows Nokia phone to read charles halls tall white alien book once every five months or so for ten minutes on average (kind of like sex).... Anyway, apparently the ceo of amazon is a real trail blazer and the richest guy in the world to boot.... And now he wants to make a lord of the rings tv show... That's a bad idea... It would be a lot cooler to have a silmarillion series... I can totally relate to feanor putting all his energy and strength into the silmarils... I used to be a choreographer, that's why....


also, why doesn't bezos capture the world's video game market in a chokehold? There should be a whole series of videogames called Nietzsche's laughingstock and painful embarrassment click click booms (just one marketing idea)... Game one we mentioned earlier: The Harvey Weinstein game, eg jack off on Conan Obrien and make him moonwalk, appear at a charity fundraiser, get grumpy your raisin toast is stale

south park reels after cartman excluded from everything except the smelly chinese guy rubbed against wall carpets to make them smell bad

amidst claims of sexual harassment after Kenny was killed by a lethal wedgie


this coming just days after Harvey Weinstein was outed as a serial rapest [sic] (and Quentin Tarantino wedding planner). Una Thurman has remained tight lipped (no pun intended) regarding whether Weinstein has jerked off on her due to fear of besmirching her cool reputation


in other news, mr garrison will be running for the Republican presidential nomination however it is unclear whether token will be running for the democratic ticket. The American civil liberties union Aaclu [sic] have demanded that the south park writers represent Hispanics more often and not just as useful and cheap day labor for cartman. Even grey alien rapists are more highly represented, just sayin'..... Went the suit


in other news, Steve urkel remains irrelevant and forgotten, except in Cyprus and Malta where he is very important


anyway let's not overly mock the people that gave us pei Mei, even if Weinstein may be going to jail, at the end of the day, if it wasn't for all these kooky and competitive Americans, we wouldn't have rick and morty to compete with South park, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2861424/?ref_=nv_sr_1


we'd just be slaves for the Japanese or the nazis or worshipping statues of Lenin and Stalin so probably just better to be a commie Chinese in that scenario, maybe

random refranes from spain segment

cabeza de chorlito
... Scatterbrain




caer en saco roto.... Go to waste, fall on deaf ears

Farther home renos, assassinating kim jong il, da vinci style

The deep purple from over eight years ago painted over this week with a muted pastel. The Buddha reliefs from auburn Airbnb apartment (with cockroaches) over piano. Da Vinci picture lady with ermine hung.


speaking of da Vinci, too bad he's not around to pick his brain. You know he designed a lot of war machines, not actual torture machines, but like giant blades spring loaded at a city's main gate to cut everyone's legs off... What would da Vinci say about a drone attack on Kim jong Il... Not a big drone but a little tiny bird sized drone, that can shook a little poison dart, not even a noisy bullet.... Just have a little camera on it and make it look like a dragonfly or something.... All the leadership in the place is scares [sic] of him... I'd consider taking out the top ten or twenty guys there like that. Maybe they'd just fold after that.... Would would da Vinci say?

fox news micro aggressions

1st goat yoga, now people are screaming on 1st anniversary of Trump presidency




these Chinese are so stupid, Obama's granddaughter is white and they like her but hate Obama coz he's black. Trump should be asking them the following questions:


1) why does all the shit china makes break after two months? Except for I phones


2) if I phones don't break after two months is it because of strict quality controls demanded by apple?


3) would china consider letting apple run their entire country since they are incompetent, arse backward, choking on their corrupt.imbecile pollution?


4) if China's leadership would be happy to step down and let apple run china, would there be anything glorious enough, worthy of their attention that doesn't involve choking one billion lungs with foul air and annoying their neighbors


5) how can china be so pathetic?

American ambassador to south korea wouldn't want to upset kim jung il

practically insists on giving north Korea pink balloons and a bag of candy and sing a long songs, observe:


Mr Knapper added that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson's "four no's" - stating the US does not want regime change or collapse, nor to invade or remove Mr Kim from power - should provide reassurance to Pyongyang.
"Our hope is the North will see this as a defacto pledge of non-hostility, non-aggression. We are on record as not seeking hostile intent towards the North."




that's so wrong to mix up north Korea with a pre school, it doesn't even sound scary, just annoyingly stupid...


reminds you of the 'you didn't even qualify with a regional qualifying match' guy, doesn't Krapper?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMoYqcNwlJU








selling missiles to Saudis not selling missiles to Japan. Does that make sense?

Harvey Weinstein secretly hires coke machine technicians

https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/harvey-weinsteins-army-of-spies

To keep an eye on all the ungrateful lying sluts and wannabe hos  falsely accusing him of everything you can imagine... And fixing coke machines

Slightly lewd/crude joke one might find amusing if told correctly

Good morrow galant chaps, the joke we refer to is as follows: you say to the chaps at the foxhunt kennels, I say then, what's the difference between a Japanese fellow and a Chinese fellow?

Then your riding mates say, we jolly well don't know, tell us then old boy!

Then, to 'pull off' the punchline, you say: the Japs look like they're struggling with constipation mightily, and you pull a grimacing kamikaze styled sumo grimace face as if struggling to pass stool, and then say, whilst the Chinese fellows appear to be constantly jerking off and you jolly well make like you're jerking off with a good squinting look on your face as if ejaculating as it were.

Good o then, happy trails

https://youtu.be/wr7mP77_S9k

Furtive glances and blushes as Ann Coulter returns to fox news

We will hug her and squeeze her and call her George, and him.... Pause. And zer.
https://youtu.be/jPdHaNr0OAY

Bravo Ronald Mack Mr President. Dv lottery is stupid

I can see Coulter asking me for help on question 23 for extra credit on the term paper: Hindu or abacus instead of computer technician, which is better for America?

Ideally Coulter would be on everyday with Laura ingleham and a still shot of Fran who they can consult with occasionally to silent responses. That'd be entertaining

https://youtu.be/v4tVLQkoEe8

CIA guy on fox news delivers funnier punchline than family guy or American dad

Referring to the infamous Uzbeki home depot driver:

'Just look at his name, that's suspicious: sword of Allah, not Joe'

It was amazing nobody broke down laughing at that point coz that is absolutely hilarious

Movie review: Live Wire, Pierce Brosnan, 1992

Danny O'Neill is a bomb disposal expert assigned to a case where terrorists have developed an "invisible" liquid explosive which is activated within the human body. The targets of the terrorists are U.S. Senators, one of which is having an affair with Danny's wife.

teaching daughters about English sport cricket

Mad max, masterblaster, James packer, Sandra sully

Typically before 5pm we catch some movie, today, mad max for the first time, we (her Majesty QEII) AND I, haven't seen it in its entirety, but today his benjiness caught some, then at 5pm it's always imperative to switch on Sandra Sully and the 5pm news. They should rename the local emmy awards after her, calling them on the Sully awards. Anyway, then comes James packer the big casino magnate, and we're (here 'we' does not refer to her Majesty and I but merely his benjiness) thinking: are we seeing double? Which is blaster which is packer? It's an uncanny resemblance. And where was master when packer was stomping around, mysterious.

Ay?

Suburbicon the movie isn't looking real appealing, some ppl like driving slowly after/ around an accident... Definitely the Weinstein video game would be more appealing

Can Harvey Weinstein hang out with me in Sydney? Should there be a Weinstein video game?

Affirmative times two Wilco.

Sure I'm busy and my mom would be scared of another suicide in her suicide garage but anyway Harvey has cash and can rent a room of his own. So long as he can beat the rape charge from LAPD. I'd totally be down for a candid one on one interview, someone else could edit it all, could be a winning heartfelt documentary.

Two, video games are so boring these days. They're only reaching 10% of their potential . it'd be cool to play a Harvey Weinstein video game, one minute you're jacking off on Gweneth paltrows face talking shop about Shakespeare in love. Then you're getting burgers with your bestie Quentin. Then a media interview and subsequent rape of co-interviewee then receiving an award and donating money to a women's charity and smiling for an op-ed. Jack off some more on a random starlet and sleepy time, now that's a sim game.

what does muñeca mean?

baby blog #2

..counting 10

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random telly savalas quote:

http://youtu.be/-8hbUqhKM38

how's that Weinstein scandal? Getting hella gutter, where's Dave Letterman when you need him?

visit to chiropractor, pop pop pop goes my spine

..
my q11 rib on the left rear joining to the spine, that's the second lowest one, is tearing out of its socket at the spine a little, plus top verterbrae around top of neck with muscle spasms plus corkscrewing spine causing severe pain. Help is well and truly on the way...

health

ok, so i'm looking at two health issues at the moment: one, my back -- bus driving is making it hurt like hell --- even though i'm 9 working days into a 10 working day holiday, and my back is recovering ok, although driving the bus for a private church charter last Saturday didn't help it much, anyway i'm off to a chiropractor today hopefully, possibly extending today's visit to more in the short term future to one or two more - or more, we'll see -- I have a short term private health insurance that can make that affordable

two: smoking.....  last week I took about a three day break from smoking in and around Melbourne although one night I said screw it and shelled out a whopping $18 for a packet of cigarettes in downtown Melbourne, around Wednesday night last so eight days ago.... smoked those 20 cigarettes and have since not smoked since approx. sunday night last..... so now I've been twice around 3 days without smoking in the last two weeks and i'm kind of noticing it right now, as it's quiet around at the moment and I can feel my lungs craving for more blackness and sickness and tar as that as what they are used to............ apparently pineapple is good for rebuilding lung cartilage due to some of the naturally occurring compounds found in pineapple

nothing to blog about? inaugurate blogs about baby, #1

continuing:

after feeding and a nap:

sun down:

baby sleeps at night, you can deliver food for uber and watch tv:

waking up next to baby:

baby cries, needs soothing

baby chilling on shelf after bike ride

chills on shelf more:

judge Jeanine on fox news doesn't like Harvey Weinstein, at all

that's something we both have in common, same as dislike for Epstein and Hillary . I also don't like all the paedos lurking around in various christian churches of various denominations, paedo-ing around creating hell for everyone. At least Weinstein wasn't a paedo.

"wine is like beer, except different!" - george w. bush

hey guys, i'll share my impressions of my one week getaway.... fresh after returning back to Sydney....  so straight off the bat, the strategy was to sleep in as much as possible Saturday morning after finishing up at the bus depot for a couple of weeks holiday - as of end of shift Friday night, plus a little uber food delivery then off to sleep -- couldn't sleep in a lot really, on Saturday morning as my body lacks the exhaustion of the days of 12 hour taxi shifts..... but actually my back was in extremely excruciating pain, which now, thankfully, after not having driven a bus for a week, has disappeared... i'm hoping another week off my back will recover enough to see me through a few months of driving until the next holiday around maybe February, but truth be told, the pain was just excruciating..... imagine listening to a baby crying all day long non stop, how annoying would that be? with this pain, even that isn't annoying because all you can feel is excruciating pain of your disc or something in your back just feeling crippled and painful....

anyway so 1040pm Saturday night off we go............ I got as far as a little before 5am and about an hour short of the new south wales / Victoria border and had to nap for a couple of hours then off again, then my girlfriend drove for a while - like an hour or so.............. finally, around midday, I found my buddies house in suburban Melbourne.... I know it seems like a non-sequitur: Ben and buddies -- like an oxymoron.... mmmm moron..... but there it is, it seems I have buddies.... anyway my buddies are living the suburban dream, you can still get a block of land and a house there in the suburbs, half an hour by public transport to downtown Melbourne, for 500 thousand Australian dollars, or rent at $350 a week while you buy someplace else or whatever..... anyway it was a real relaxing couple of days with my buddy, her hubby - also a buddy although mostly through his mrs --- his mom, their kids, their buddies etc --- plus my three kids and girlfriend --- a busy house so we were only around two days then we headed to downtown Melbourne and stayed someplace there, hopefully the stupid Koreans or commie chinese there aren't going to jack me -- they still haven't returned my deposit on bank hold and their bed was dopey having weak slats half-arsed repaired with sticky tape - so annoying -- great view though on level 31......

then yesterday it was time to leave Melbourne and we drove towards the border with new south wales again towards beechworth --- wow, what a revelation --- beechworth is the greatest Australian town or place I have ever seen...... I have not seen better Australians anywhere in Australia -- that's of course just a subjective thing to taste, and if you don't like Australians you wouldn't like beechworth --- when I refer to Australians I refer to anyone living in Australia long term, regardless of race or nationality.......... having seen all kinds of places in Australia, let me tell you, if you've never been to Australia before, just consider just checking out country Victoria up in the northeast, to the alpine mountains --- looks like a winner -- i'd like to go live there............. but i'd also like to have a non painful back but still choose a profession that makes it ache insufferably so go figure

Exhibit Ae

first place in beechworth we went to a winery in town (which is really just a little hamlet) and some lady on the winery is selling wine in bottles with the above-mentioned bush-ism plastered on the bottle -- which she thought was ludicrous but still wanted it there, obviously -- her husband is like a fourth or fifth generation grape grower wine maker -- it's good seeing established families doing that stuff across generations..... for example in Australia there are families that are breeding merino sheep like over 100 years, multi-generational, so their technique for feeding the sheep is downpat, like there's a lot of artistry to it - you mix alfalfa with the grass or whatever to get a better type of wool, I like all that stuff............

anyway, going back a few days, when we arrived in Melbourne city after a couple of days in the suburbs, which were very nice suburbs, I must say, I headed for one of my favorite streets there, smith street in Collingwood.... I enjoy the walk from smith street to the city via Fitzroy  and carlton.... although we ended up catching a bus due to three little kids in tow.... but it was kind of a Seinfeld moment on smith street, I asked some random old looking lady for directions to a museum and she is very surly and grumpy and loud in a funny way, Australians are probably the worst people in the world when it comes to interfering in conversations between two parties as though one comment from one party were meant for some random person listening in.... so of course before the lady could answer, two random comers in comical fashion tried interfering and it was quite amusing listening to the loud woman shut them down.............. earlier today I had a funny moment in Wodonga, just before the new south wales border (the murray river), I was trying to win some free handouts from a radio dj from 104.9 live - some channel in Wodonga on fm..... then some American guy pops out of nowhere and is trying to push in front of me, so I say, 'I was here first! and I came here from a better part of America than you did!' which I thought was very amusing in a childish way --- he took the hint and ended up winning a giant connect four game that I started and then got bored of due to time contraints... I don't want any free handouts from any 104.9 fm radio stations anyway... I know the American guy won the game I started because he did a two handed fist pump in the air so good for him.... what a long drive home

anyway, beechworth -- amazing -- what a great part of Australia that whole area must be -- I really want to check it out again, possibly next holidays -- long drive though -- will post up some pictures here later

tomorrow will be busy, I've promised to drive the bus for some dopey church camp day around near mona vale and I have to shlepp all the way to the bus depot with alex and scarlet (they really want to come), get the bus, with kids in tow... drive it to auburn where the church is at - then one hour drive up to the camp day and hang out there all day then back again, super late.... hopefully the bus driving won't destroy my back, it's not looking pretty -- one of the old buses, very bad on the back --- kind of worrying.....

ok some pop up is telling me video editor is installed, I've been meaning to continue working on my film but haven't done anything on it for like two years and then lost the computer that had adobe premier editing software so have just downloaded some new program, I know how I want to continue my movie from the 'purple ribbon all-stars' song..... so maybe i'll get that done by year's end, we'll see....

de vacance putain

three days without a cigarette, sneezing smoke out. 12 days for my back to recover from extremely severe back pain

check out the fake smile. Had to shave baby's scalp due to lice/buggy issues. Check out those da Vinci bottles, they're a common sight in Australia, it's always great way to remember da Vinci. Shaving the baby's scalp was surprisingly easy. How about that Harvey Weinstein for those who fancy a scandal??! Scandalicious! Saw fun with Dick and Jane or whatever it's called, some funny Jim Carrey movie from 2005, eerily prescient of GFC 2-3 years later.


well it's off to beechworth near the border for the rest of the day then goodbye victoria state tomorrow morning sometime to visit Canberra then home

criticism of tv shows 'bones' & 'ncsi Los Angeles'

watch this tv commercial:


http://youtu.be/RPZJcI14vvk


notice the chunky nature of chum.


imagine your respective show is that can of chum. But instead of chunky beef there's schmaltz, like jelly or jam or jell-o soaked in your thong or flip flop or dean or whatever, it's too schmaltzy, there's isn't enough chunkiness like in a can of chum. Study the can of chum. Jump higher, run faster, watch Cagney and Lacey and nypd blue reruns... And Chum




I know your thinking: Is it ok to manifest chutzpah same time decreasing schmaltz. Don't be a shmendrick, chutzpah is great, utilize all the chutzpah you want, just no schmaltz




http://youtu.be/36T7q06hzAQ

Vegas tragedy, does anyone win? What I find strangely soothing in the bleakness of it....

For some strange reason, once again mark knofler to the rescue

https://youtu.be/BgrIIuFeBgo

that totally sux

Bones, TV show, paladin episode; Vegas shooter; cataluña independence referendum

The govt. In Madrid deems the referendum illegal. National police shoot rubber bullets at voters- hostile to catalunyan independence

Bones, TV show, entertaining

Vegas shooter, has killed over 50 people using a high powered machine gun... It's some guy called Steven someone, didn't sound middle eastern, was guessing it was going to be a Muslim... Maybe not, they're saying on MSNBC he's 64 years old but they're not saying much about him.

Well the shooter was an Aries. I'm surprised Aries don't do this kind of thing more often. Wonder what he did with his life, apart from kill all those people.

Stephen Craig Paddock, 64, has lived on Babbling Brook Court in Mesquite, Nevada, since June 2016. He previously lived in Reno, Nevada, from 2011 to 2016, and also had an address in Melbourne, Florida, from 2013 to 2015. He has also lived in Henderson, Nevada, and several locations in California since 1990. He was born April 9, 1953.



http://www.smh.com.au/national/hardcore-las-vegas-shooter-in-room-next-door-says-australian-man-brian-hodge-20171002-gysy9v.html

NCIS los angeles; Jesus

hey NCIS: los angeles, not really my cup of tea -- but to watch one episode every five months or so, isn't so bad -- so long as they're a little improved, which they seem to be lately

really having a penchant to watch Jesus bowl though, he is very cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZR58d77a4A

play 'risk' with Benjamín

saw some south park last night, north Korea threatening tweek, trump tweeting about tweek. In the real world north korea's foreign minister is grumbling at u.n. They're already at war. In fact, the torture and return of that unfortunate American kid who subsequently died from his torture injuries, was already plenty of justification to go to war already.


regarding very recent Kurdish referendum, I'd definitely look to affirm that. Only Trump and co can put pressure for that. There's nothing wrong with redrawing the map there a little.


I'd park four or five air craft carriers all around north Korea's coast. And have a plan in place after that to launch one big massive sortie that doesn't rely much on nukes.

when it's expedient to refer to Australia's top lawyer (attorney general) with the appellation 'bro', the question arises: how much use of 'bro' becomes gratuitous

http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/george-brandis-considers-new-laws-cracking-down-on-chinese-spying-in-australia-20170921-gymazc.html


bro, we got a national anthem bro, golden soils and wealth for toil... Any kid that learns that coming up bro, understands the spirit of that bro, as I'm sure you did. Bro wealth for toil isn't greasy commie millions earned from slave labor from slave class in china bro, driving up our real estate making it unaffordable to Australians that can actually speak English bro and know our national anthem bro. Please bro, act seriously and do something bro because all this dirty Chinese money is killing us bro. We love Chinese people, hard working from communist china that got here before 1995 and worked hard to buy a house and contribute equitably bro, we're just not getting that anymore from communist china bro, we're getting a pile of merde bro, if I can say it in French bro.


if anyone cares to read that last paragraph about the Australian federal police waiting for legal advice whether to charge a rogue intelligence agent stealing state secrets for his commie wife to sell to china, I'll give you some legal advice feds: Don't wait for a dude dressed like captain cook, sailing in on a schooner with a t-shirt on that says: Dean woz 'ere ay?.... To give you legal advice. It's not going to happen. Maybe someone should give the guy a medal for patriotism (that was an ironic joke, I hope you can understand that)....


concluding: It's not real good bro

trump at u.n.

Turning to Venezuela, Trump called the collapsing situation there "completely unacceptable" and said the US was considering what further actions it can take.
"We cannot stand by and watch," he said.




sit down and turn off the tv then. There's no point even speculating or gesturing about Venezuela. Completely hostile to America socialist Chavez puts all his bets on oil revenue and fails. Everyone in south America will blame America for everything and be hostile and full of crap. Let them learn from their own mistakes. Intervening in Venezuela openly is absurd. If the cia wants to arm or assist some rebels it's their business but ultimately futile.


nk. Can't see why excessive nuclear force would be needed. Or any. How many moabs are there? Not an expert but pretty sure most of the targets are near dmz or else, actually yeah, I'm not an expert. Looks like they're threatening dropping like ten little nukes or something. Don't see why excessive force should be used. North Korea suck.

movie review: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)

excellent, historically accurate




https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P5gvsAB9upc

movie review: IT, 2017. Stephen King

one time in Gunsan, south Korea, some American girl from Maine was bragging about how she was hanging around with the jet fighter pilots at the nearby American air force base. And also that Stephen King lived on the exact next farm over from her parents' farm property. Not sure the veracity.


walking in to the cinema, having read IT as a kid and possibly seen the previous version of the movie, anyway having skipped the preludes and walking in to the cinema with IT down the drain, a memorable scene from my childhood imagination. I started thinking how miserable my childhood was, being I had to order my mom be sent to a mental hospital age 10 or 11. Just one miserable highlight of a thoroughly miserable childhood (I did enjoy king's books though, they made the hell a lot more bearable). Anyway I was thinking I would have been happy to have IT as a friend, during my own childhood, but then IT bit the kid's arm off. Didn't look like fun, would have saved me a lot of suffering in my case, so IT is still looking good as an ideal childhood friend. I'll keep you posted about IT, in case that appraisal changes.


ok actually hadn't ever seen IT before on tv, just having seen the trailer: http://youtu.be/hPxyQ7oj8no
IT is looking very poor, so the images in my mind were from my childhood imagination while reading the book once or twice, not from actually watching IT on tv.


but this second movie is really something and does IT justice. Hopefully none of the young actors were molested behind the scenes by paedo Hollywood handlers. Hollywood folks really need to worry about that more and less about saving rare Amazonian tree frogs, just sayin'


Gunsan girl's neighboreeno talks IT up:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmzEQJX_So


very talented, entertaining writer, sure enjoyed a lot of his books as a kid. Gunsan girl said she was a drama major at university and like a Pisces. Her favorite maxim seemed to be: 'Let's roll souls'.


maybe IT's time to read some http://www.agniyoga.org/index.php

50 ways

..

maria bartaromo has a great jib cut, sure, but does anyone else?

how about this democrat party senator Castro in sector 7-G?

singing simon and garfunkel, saying how i'd win war in afghanistan, and would have won vietnam war too, just sayin' (or singin' - but not danciin' as yet - might later though)

first of all, the war in Vietnam, I could be incredibly ignorant, but according to my lowly armchair general pitiful understanding, that war would have been won same as south korea and Vietnam would have been a thriving democracy for most of the 70s and 80s if there were bombs that could have effectively thwarted the extensive tunnelling underground that the viet cong was using so effectively.... this munition would be like a modern cluster bomb that lets fly hundreds of mini bombs, however, each bomb would effectively drill into the ground then explode..... obviously there would be a lot to that like some kind of sonar system or something to detect where tunnels are, plus the ability to deploy massive arrays.... that technology doesn't really exist even now but it could be developed and would be winning in a tunnelling situation........ Vietnam was unquestionably won, or lost, based on the effective use of tunnelling by the viet cong which was too much for even agent orange to handle

to Afghanistan, the problem there is that all the Pashtuns rely solely and exclusively on growing opium poppy for their 3 billion dollars a year, it's all they care about and they base their religion or lack thereof (mostly the latter) and their fighting, women, loverboys, machine guns, everything on their precious heroine trade. it is an utter abomination and totally against the Koran which speaks against corruption. heroine trafficking is unquestionably corruption. if I were running America, I would get someone to come up with a CRISPR virus, if possible, that can genetically mutate the entire poppy population of the entire Afghanistan so that it can no longer reproduce itself due to genetic manipulation. this would effectively be spread by a bee or butterfly. I understand the u.s. military has capability to cause large fires amongst poppy fields using lasers and what not, but I doubt this would be effective for the entire crop nationwide due to the danger of RPGs..... if deployed, a CRISPr virus might effectively reduce the entire nation's crop significantly..... if it did, I would grab my crotch and tell the Pashtuns to suck on that and then get them to disarm or starve. i'd probably set up a new nation could hazari-land or just hazaah! with an exclamation mark, coz that sounds cooler and put it on the border with Pakistan and let the hazaris live there and separate the Pashtuns somewhere else and never let them grow poppy ever again........ otherwise that nation will always be backward and stupid heroine dealing garbage

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aviation_accidents_and_incidents_in_the_war_in_Afghanistan

you can listen to Dookie sing if you don't like my singing, I won't be offended

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw


Opium production in Afghanistan has been on the rise since U.S. occupation started in 2001.^[3] Based on UNODC data, opium poppy cultivation was more in each of the growing seasons in the periods between 2004 and 2007 than in any one year during Taliban rule. More land is now used for opium in Afghanistan than is used for coca cultivation in Latin America. In 2007, 93% of the non-pharmaceutical-grade opiates on the world market originated in Afghanistan.^[4] This amounts to an export value of about $4 billion, with a quarter being earned by opium farmers and the rest going to district officials, insurgents, warlords, and drug traffickers.^[5] In the seven years (1994–2000) prior to a Taliban opium ban, the Afghan farmers' share of gross income from opium was divided among 200,000 families.^[6] In addition to opiates, Afghanistan is also the largest producer of cannabis (mostly as hashish) in the world


probably Pakistan would become a big opium poppy producer if Afghanistan stopped producing it but anyway I would just remove the entire opium poppy from the food chain with CRISPR if it were up to me... ppl can just make synthetic pain killers for hospitals anyway..... I don't think God would be upset about it

certainly it's a damned if you do, damned if you don't kind of situation, or what the aborigines of Australia would refer to thus:

home renno

so it's still not finished and my next door neighbor Pete may be annoyed how long I've had his power jigsaw. I used it to cover every floor surface excepting kitchen bathroom and restroom, with floorboards. Three bedrooms with floorboards my brother had bought about a year ago. He and I tried laying them when he seemed to have some will to live but they seemed warped and unmanageable and later my brother just decided to check out, which must have been a troubling decision for him. Later it turned out his boards were ok and just stretched into three rooms so his $500 was well spent. I just have one wall to cut wood panelling that I bought in 1995 for restroom (rest is done), it's actually a bathroom but you can crap In the shower. There's a slight crack in dining room which will need flooring cut, barely noticeable and will be tedious. Then maybe I'll cut wood panelling for little bedheads for my kids mattresses, found them free on street. Then I can return Pete's saw. Thinking to fashion simple little beds for kids mattresses with spare lumber but I have a chainsaw for that. I don't like using a hand jigsaw although I bought one too.


so my father taught me soldering and about electricity early in life as he studied a degree in electrical engineering. Today the oven shorted out after moving it and I'm confident I can fix it. Pretty sure I saw a soldering iron in the garage somewhere. These terror attacks in Barcelona, I just realized today they happened on my sister's birthday, which is around when I received the English translation of my brother's birth certificate. Waited so long for Spain's justice department to expedite it. Really only took them two months anyway. I requested it my sister's death date may 23rd. About two months after my brother died.


so this morning I was listening to Hannity while erecting a $200 (@ $157 u.s.) Ikea double bed. I bought the mattress months ago like January from a different ikea, heavily discounted and spoke briefly with Alan Colmes while driving it back to western Sydney top of my car. Now my bedroom has an expensive, relatively new mattress and a new double bed and I can get laid in it with my crazy wife.

fox news / cnn live blog

still no Ann coulter, no bill oreilly... What's going on? Dopey democrat lawmaker calling for trump's assassination story on loop... Kind of disappointed... Blame fox news ... Flicking over to CNN it's commercials, commercials, commercials as usual... More commercials... So much time spent preparing adverts proclaiming great journalists like hala and quest.... No need for Stan grant anymore, honorable discharge, what happened to vasileva? Too much collusion. Finally commercials are over, the story is always the same: We hate trump. Before it was collusion, now it's Charlottesville. Poor white guilt. I'd feel guilty as a white man, if I was sniffing coke all the time, feel guilty. More commercials, some Brit loves football, wow. Charlottesville is what happens when you legalize pot. If trump likes stirring the pot let him make noises about recriminalizing pot, let the national guard be ready to spring into action. Say what again, they speak English in what?


ok kiddy table stuff aside, they're having the big swinging dicks with fareed. It's critical existentialism about black and white. I totally don't hate liberals, btw, just letting you know. CNN is predatorial when it comes to civil unrest in America and don't give a shit about crime. Even Russia today will run stories about American prisons being greedy capitalistic affairs driving recidivism. But cnn doesn't care at all about crime. They love civil unrest, it gets their collective Georgian Hong Kong juices flowing. They're saying nothing. Now they're with the monster Wright from the new Yorker magazine. Does she know what an uneducated black gets for possession of one gram of coke as opposed to a white journalist? She said nothing. Now there's a guy that wrote a book on Robert e. Lee. Fareed is invoking the Nazis already in approaching Lee. Robert e. Lee liked cheese, this I can safely deduce. Cnn is so full of shit, refer to the monopoly scene in one flew over the cuckoos nest. Cnn are morbid arseholes. Back to fox. North Korea. Poor crazy slut Kim jong un is all scared. Does anyone not like the cut of bartoromo's jib. She looks like she has the best jib cutter in the world. If having a well cut jib was an Olympic sport she'd be a gold medalist.


Wright is back on cnn. China is full of slavery, if we cared would be buy I phones? No we wouldn't but we don't care about yellow slavery. Legalize pot and she'll be right mate. Is crack cocaine popular with cnn producers. The lee biographer thinks fareed is president of the segment. Nothing was won. Back to fox, at least they're happy these poor fox news souls, unburdened by the fearsome knowledge of science, happy in their belief the world is 6000 years old.


ayaan hirsi Ali is on with bartoromo and bartoromo's jib remains 100% unfazed.

viva españa

A sunny day, oh! Yeah!

latest

north Korea nukes

World may not be able to prevent a nuclear-armed North Korea, top US official says in Australia http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/world-may-not-be-able-to-prevent-a-nucleararmed-north-korea-top-us-official-says-in-australia-20170727-gxk6af.html






"deal with it before it becomes a problem." Lao Tzu


"sit around and get fucked like pearl harbor or take the bull by the horns and say fuck you to 'world' opinion." Alvarez

even a two year old can don goggles and get into a cockpit. Nowadays fighter jets fly themselves, why are they gathering mothballs?


on a brighter note:

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American politics

hey there was some interesting information on fox news radio recently about the change in political demographics in Colorado and how different political segments there tipped over from red to blue and how they prospered under Obama.


so it might be interesting to consider whether the Democrat party in the u.s. will consider fronting someone other than Hilary.


first of all, let me say it was extremely obvious to me that Tim kaine was a very bad choice for Mrs. Clinton's running mate. I don't know much about him other than he's been a successful Governor of Virginia, maybe a senator, not sure, but I think governor. During 9/11 when I was staying at like 1005 grove on the eaves of vcu there, we had two sparring governors immediately across the road debating for some upcoming election there, I think maybe mark Warner was one of them. I generally don't have hateful or even disrespectful opinions of u.s. Politicians although I will say I think Bill Clinton was somewhat shady and Hilary is all related to that. Anyway definitely I don't know much about kaine or have a bad opinion of him but I could see he was definitely the weakest link, to quote from a popular tv show in those grove ave days. That's for sure, the logical conclusion was that ticket would lose. Wishful thinking and self delusion and doubt or blind optimism from media doesn't sway my opinion in any way.


therefore Democrats need to find a new leader, I don't think Hilary can win in 2020 even with a really kickarse running mate. Likewise the Party should steer clear of Elizabeth Warren and Pelosi. Running a woman or a black person just because it's non gender specific neutral hazing Swiss cheese or whatever is futile, what matters is the person. Actually someone like Comey or Bill Gates could really have a good shot. People realize just being a woman or black isn't necessarily an important consideration.


also it's interesting to see that the media can't just impose their will through soft power like with this constant Russian meddling business, that isn't going to help Democrats at all in 2018 or 2020 Trump will be hard to beat in 2020 for the economy but you never know what the future can bring.


definitely Hilary has huge allies in los Angeles in tv entertainment but that can actually be a liability for Democrats.


Lao Tzu said that an army without flexibility never wins a battle, therefore when the battle is joined, the underdog will win. So the pro-Democrat party media, columnist too, they need to think about that leading up to picking their next presidential contender instead of everyone just piling onto the quarterback, maybe he already threw the ball.

reno work / tax time

http://youtu.be/JSUIQgEVDM4

howdy -- so it's tax time, my accountant, Hedayat, an Iraqi, is doing it again this year and he says I can get a deduction on the sound system I use to deliver food for uber although that's questionable tautology I would say.......not being an expert on law

so before I remember my buddy in seoul, selki and the computer game, feeding frenzy or fish frenzy or whatever, here's the link, if you want to play it, try it instead of porn or something:
http://www.shockwave.com/gamelanding/feedingfrenzy.jsp


let's talk reno: it's really my passion these days, I've painted the ceiling of the lounge room and the hallway (seen in second hallway picture above) - in the second picture you can also see fresh floorboards spilling out of my mom's room and just how nasty and disgusting the old floorboards could be (see outside bathroom under blue foam mat)....... the wallpaper defining all walls of hallway (except the one on right or left depending on how you come) was kind of expensive and extremely nice, but I got it at 66% discount so awesome......the wood panelling I've started to install on the white wall there, I bought it in like late 1994 or early 1995 and it's just been sitting around for over 20 years and is in great shape --- by end of next week it will all be done, the hall, and be looking fantastic --- i'm busy with the blue bus next week so won't have too much time..... if you see the floorboards spilling out of my mom's room there, I might post a photo later of the cutting work I've done on either side, one job was a mess which I will patch up with wood putty and maybe some mini pieces of wood, but the other side is an absolute triumph of carpentry, the way it just hugs around the door-frame with various indentations, I am proud of that

all this jazz is cutting into my family time  --- only scarlet was my family buddy this past weekend, and my mom of course -- seeing as I spend most of my free time in her house fixing it up....... scarlet is obsessed with the pink wall in her room (see earlier photo) -- we proceeded to continue with our hobby of making bracelets with beads for the 2nd session of that and actually her fingers are so small, she's more able than me to get the beads out of the lunker box they're in

so this woman Selki in seoul....... what an ugly city, let me tell you, and no one speaks any English, no matter how much time they spend studying -- If you can't speak Korean you are absolutely a deaf dumb mute there, without question..... there is no grass or trees or flowers, only concrete -- Gangnam is the same, just a giant city of 10 million or so, completely bereft of parks, greenery, plants, horrible -- just horrible......... and if you speak no Korean, futile.......... maybe that's why I only spent three months there.......... after meeting some slutty kind of women there upon first arriving --- I settled down in around 9 weeks of dating Selki........ she was young, cute  - about 22, whereas I was around 30 - I can still see her face in my mind.... she seemed like a pretty honest, decent person.... she absolutely wouldn't let me get to first base unless you count holding hands as first base, which I don't.......... I guess her interest was sharpening her English but she was very cute and it was perhaps interesting to see if the possibility of getting into her pants existed although most likely no...... I hung out with her one time her big university campus and it was the only time I saw trees or grass apart from one lousy tiny park in my area....although I went all over the place in Seoul and there were no parks or trees or grass anywhere, only concrete and tar and glass......... so Selki worked in some café called Ami or something like that, I think not so far from gangnam but on the north side of the river, I remember coz when I was working with the bratty little brothers in gangnam with the philandering golf pro dad that I never met, she wasn't far from there....... anyway I used to play feeding frenzy game a lot in my free time, not being interested in the lack of trees outside and Selki was busy or something --- when I left the island Seoul is on on a big bird and went to the island Hollywood is on from there, I played feeding frenzy a little around near sunset blvd and then you know I was only there for about two weeks before I went to Arizona and after spending most of spring/summer in Arizona and returning to Hollywood it was really weird seeing again some of the places that i'd remembered from the first two weeks there prior to Arizona

the picture on the wall before the hallway is me and my sister trish when she was like 13 and I was like 8 - she lives in spain now, in Madrid, we haven't been on talking terms for like 15 years now

anyway, talking about Trump and the media, it's pretty cool how they're not talking about his bus conversation with Bush's cousin anymore -- ha ha

man I forgot the ostras can eat you on feeding frenzy --- those are like the only animals you will see in seoul, apart from humans: seafood -- coz there aren't many birds coz no plants or trees -- there's a lot of seafood in tanks like squids and stuff -- they are a very maritime lot of people these Koreans - they absolutely love their seafood

so look, going off on a dementia ridden tangent --- talking about birds -- it's absolutely amazing to think  -- like when me and some of my buddies went to a newly emerged island off the coast of Auckland new Zealand, this island was spewed out from under the ocean via a simple underwater volcanic eruption of lava that turns into very hard rock which forms land basically --- so there you have off the coast of Auckland a virgin island -very young, only 10,000 or 100,000 years old, extremely young --- go see it if you're ever in Auckland -- anyway -- the amazing thing is the role birds can play there -- they fly over from Auckland, shit on the new island, they shit out seeds and the seeds begin growing plants --- this can now sustain insects, the plants and insects and birds can now foster stronger plants whose roots can break down the hard rocks and eventually you have dirt -- plus the trees shed their leaves providing compost which contributes to dirt -- and all this because birds can just fly over and shit on a brand new piece of pristine virgin land, essentially just a vomiting of molten lava.......... and the plant seeds just sit in that shit and then grab some dirt and sprout -- that's just amazing when you think about it -- so think about it

got2 play diner dash - that's really going to fire some old neurons up bigtime --- some other night -- got 2 sleep soon

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North Korea

They're talking about it on CNN a little. Nicki Haley admonishing China on sanctions will achieve nothing. Seeking bilateral support from China will achieve nothing. Talking up an invasion on cable TV would only make north Korea feel threatened. Some ambassador to the UN or something, some American guy called Richardson was saying a preemptive strike is unthinkable and can't work. That's ridiculous. Letting north Korea perfect nukes is crazy and sanctions only starve their people and delay the inevitable.

So not being trained in a military academy like the officers in the Pentagon. But being a lifelong student of modern warfare anyway, let's look at how a preemptive strike would play out:

Phase 1, leave two aircraft carriers around for a few months plus destroyers. Attack at 3am when everyone is asleep. Priority one, disable north Korea from launching missile at Seoul or Japan or anywhere like that. So cruise missiles, F35s, stealths. Move as much to the area as possible. Probably Russians and Chinese would tip of north Korea of all that. North Korea has a paltry chance of lobbing a few missiles and there would be patriot missiles in Japan and south Korea everywhere. Once their ability to launch a missile is contained, bomb all airports, fighter planes, tanks, fuel depots, supply depots, howitzers, anything that's not a machine gun. Whole thing would take two weeks most of the work.

Phase two, land control, north Korea has a huge well trained army with lots of machine guns. Contain them at the DMZ and border starting with phase one. Tell south Korea in advance and have privacy from Russia and China. Once that is achieved containing and disarming north Korea's armed forces should proceed slowly and carefully to avoid bloodshed from invading forces. Try propaganda leaflets and starving soldiers and arming rebels, proceed slowly as army is brainwashed and scared. Sure lots of civilians would die in north Korea but in two generations they would multiply and thrive. North Koreans in China would end up relocating to Korea after two generations in Manchuria. China would stop harassing its neighbors considerably. As Lao Tze  would say, just do what needs to be done, never abuse power. Can't see the north Koreans scoring any hits if done right.

North Korea, experts shmexperts

Let Benji tell you: once the pundits mention north Korea and China in the same sentence, it's like they're saying: me no speaky engrish... It's like they don't know what they're talking about.

Let's understand China now: there are haves and have nots. The haves aspire to wear Italian designs like chinkarelli and chinkarino. They don't even know chink is a pejorative term. They don't even know there are no such Italian brands. The haves just think it's a status symbol. North Korea has an even higher quantity of have nots and the haves just want nukes and long range missiles. It's just a matter of time before they implode. The trick is to surgically strike without them nuking or seriously bombing Seoul or Japan.
China will absolutely not go to war with America over north Korea, this is unquestionable, so long as they are not disrespected in the process: eg., don't make chink jokes. Now is a great time to reunite the Korean peninsula, if this year, ideally for America from October 17 to November 12, due to the mars energy in the third seventh of the year starting from America's birthday which is now. Anytime is a good time to topple that regime! Be doing the Korean nation a big favor. Don't know the military intricacies but if you're just launching everything you have at once on their launch sites and c&c then just bombing their radar and airports, must be easy peasy.

Jew lie forth!

Howzit bitches?!

Look at this morning's handiwork, covering an indescribably ugly floor with nice economical floorboards for my mom's bedroom. I suspect my mom and her sisters and mom are Jews and Franco loving right wing background types. Everyone loves a right wing dictator backed by Hitler loving jews., unless they're anti Semites.... Umm I guess. Note the very recently painted ceiling. My sister in Spain painted the walls a few years ago.

Current news cycle CNN/ fox news

Thanks God for Jessie waters for telling us how to think and not wearing a camera on his shoes and filming up women's skirts and getting fired or we'd think CNN was right about Trump. BTW, holler to Anna coyman in the Carolinas, don't forget pepper spray is capsicum spray down under and a cantaloupe is really a rockmelon, just sayin' Deana!


Now let's pass judgement: CNN has a point about Trump and the dignity of the office of President. From now on I'll be here to toughen Trump's skin a little, watch this spot. You don't see a crocodile upsetting itself and wasting energy over every fly that lands on it. Let me tell you Trump, don't go to the media anymore fearing how they might dare try hurt your feelings, from now on check here, I'll preempt it all. For the next week, consider you're a stupid fat aardvark and a dumb fat bitch walrus all rolled into one. And you stink and don't know how to wipe your arse properly coz you're too stupid so walk around smelling like crap. OK buddy!? Now you know so no need to worry about the dopes at CNN, NBC, ABC, etc, OK buddy, don't worry about media perceptions. Why would you if you're a dumb fat aardvark walrus smelling like shit?

So where's Colter Fox?

Benji, I've tried the gnoogsdendi song in the pursuit of happiness and it's not working; movie review, despicable me 3 (2017)

https://youtu.be/k3ChrdJoBCk

You've accepted o county hunter as your lord and savior (but not in a false idol kind of way, just goofin' kind of way)

You're nodding all worried right?

I understand, sometimes life throws a curveball at you, let's look at some challenging scenarios:

Your baby was born with two heads; your baby was born with one head but stillborn. You were gang raped. Your husband just left you. Your dad died in your arms in a hit and run, after telling you he never loved you, not even once. You're a Muslim and worried Allah hates you because you're too stupid to figure out who's an infidel and who's a Fidel and unsure if you should crush anyone's skull with a sledgehammer. You just found out Madonna has released a new album which means you might be stuck in an elevator listening to it. You're Jewish and never got a spinning top for your last birthday. Your beloved dog was killed by a feral cat. The list of devastating Debbie downers goes on ad infinitum.

OK so here's the solution: instead of singing variation 426 of Benji's happy song: gnoogsdendi yada yada (check recent post with MTV ridiculousness where song variant 426 is recorded).

OK so you're going to capture all that angst and pain by singing gnug (rhyming with thug, having a hard g) instead of gnoogs (rhyming with boobs).  That hard g is going to carry all the frustration far out to sea, circling sharks will devour it, wave goodbye to it. Trust me, I'm a professional, yule thanks me later.

Man it's been a cold winter! Brrr

Movie review: despicable me 3, aka da minions. Despite not seeing it for another 40 hours or so , we can comfortably predict it makes us feel like Sally in the orgasm scene from when harry met sally. Furthermore, we should all passionately kiss the creators of despicable me 3 in a train tunnel as a train goes blasting by, just like orange county hunter would, just sayin'


Now check out some of my renovation work, despite being sick with tonsillitis, have laid nice flooring in two rooms. The dark green room is mine and was incredibly ugly before I painted it and laid flooring, just appalling.. The kiddies room has some original yellow from eight years ago when I painted that wall shown, last. See the towel whipping effect on my green walls? That's literally towel whipping, giving a streaky effect.

They're talking about north Korea on fox news, McMaster and Bolton. It's real simple: bring out the F35s, case closed.

https://youtu.be/Aht4VD8oAbg

Oh, almost fordot [sic], bring back the slut Coulter on fox news please, sometime soon, we'd like to hear her two cents. Dismissed.