Movie review: Wonder, Owen Wilson and Julia Roberts

When I was like a teenager, my cousin's cousin told me like using moisturizer on a face early in life would lead to a prettier face later in life, less wrinkles, etc. I mentioned it to an ant [sic] and she said that was presumptuous (being I was a guy, not a girl, I guess). So maybe that's why I never went in for moisturizer all over my face. Who can say? Thankfully my face is extremely young and pretty at age 41 anyway, although i will be needing a root canal next year which hopefully wont [sic] lead to losing a third tooth, in a perfect world everyone would have great teeth and dentistry access. Anyway my face is so  pretty and youthful like in fact, if I was like Roy Moore hitting on 17 year old girls I'd probably just get a pass, just sayin'