Tuesday, November 14, 2017

south park reels after cartman excluded from everything except the smelly chinese guy rubbed against wall carpets to make them smell bad

amidst claims of sexual harassment after Kenny was killed by a lethal wedgie


this coming just days after Harvey Weinstein was outed as a serial rapest [sic] (and Quentin Tarantino wedding planner). Una Thurman has remained tight lipped (no pun intended) regarding whether Weinstein has jerked off on her due to fear of besmirching her cool reputation


in other news, mr garrison will be running for the Republican presidential nomination however it is unclear whether token will be running for the democratic ticket. The American civil liberties union Aaclu [sic] have demanded that the south park writers represent Hispanics more often and not just as useful and cheap day labor for cartman. Even grey alien rapists are more highly represented, just sayin'..... Went the suit


in other news, Steve urkel remains irrelevant and forgotten, except in Cyprus and Malta where he is very important


anyway let's not overly mock the people that gave us pei Mei, even if Weinstein may be going to jail, at the end of the day, if it wasn't for all these kooky and competitive Americans, we wouldn't have rick and morty to compete with South park, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2861424/?ref_=nv_sr_1


we'd just be slaves for the Japanese or the nazis or worshipping statues of Lenin and Stalin so probably just better to be a commie Chinese in that scenario, maybe

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