jew news with benji

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/02/27/world/middleeast/palestinian-fugitive-found-dead-outside-embassy-in-bulgaria.html


http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/02/27/world/middleeast/woman-81-to-sue-israeli-airline-over-seat-switch.html


this is a slam dunk case for Renee. If an ultra orthodox guy doesn't want to sit next to a woman on the el-al flight he can go sit in the restroom. He is entitled to lock himself in there the entire flight. If someone craps themselves as a result it's the airlines fault if they don't provide a suitable sanitary diaper in the event. This is the law.


let me tell you, one time around 14 years ago I was interested to approach the wailing wall and had to go through security. A female security guard (pretty sure she was hot, definitely wasn't a fatty) didn't like that my baguette had yeast in it. If some dumb shmuck doesn't like yeast, don't gas me for it, is benji's logical position. I made out to the woman that I didn't want to throw my food away which I needed, so to make it kosher she made me go through the women's entry, instead of the men's. Do you think benji gives a shit? The only annoying thing was that all the ultra orthodox Jews at the wall were groaning like drunken Australian test cricket fans losing a match. Yeast is awesome and so are hot arab women, get with the times. The case with Renee, she's too old to go trundling around for some shmuck, she should clearly win her case. Just sayin'


look at this case: Just this week, in a different but related situation, an ultra-Orthodox man created a disturbance on an El Al flight from Warsaw to Tel Aviv to protest the screening of “Truth,” starring Cate Blanchett and Robert Redford, a movie he deemed immodest, the Israeli newspaper Yediot Aharonot reported.


if the guy cannot avoid seeing the queen of shmucks head on like twenty different tv screens just by opening his eyes, they should definitely can the movie, noone needs the queen of shmucks forced onto them unreasonably.


that's two for two, or three for three if you count the baguette. Being an arbitrator is fun, let's have more cases soon maybe, or whatever.

10 year old Austrian boy raped at his local swimming pool by Iraqi refugee

https://www.rt.com/news/331594-iraqi-refugee-raped-boy/


sounds like a joke from family guy cartoon show but actually it's europe's 'new deal'... What happens if Clinton gets elected president? The rabidly foaming parasitical intelligentsia fops of America, the krugmans and the Colmes, will ram down our throats that it's racist to hate 'brown people' no matter what.... So we should make a Budweiser 'real men of genius song celebrating this rape?


Clinton getting elected is absolutely unthinkable. It's not a personal thing about Hilary, it's more about the deranged psychopaths behind her like aforementioned new York times' chroniclers, just sayin'

rare praise for csi!

caught a couple of csi shows lately, one was set in Richmond Virginia and had some crazy child rapist guy slapping his face --- and some kid called Luke and his buddy --- tonight there was some episode with some sheila called Strativarius.............

generally don't watch much tv these days though....caught some nbc today show with roker and co and it looks like they like trump over there............ they're hocking off their clothes too but I don't think I can afford it so wouldn't bother to check the prices even -- wouldn't mind having one of carson daley's suits but don't think it would even fit me anyway

so i'm having a snag with continuing with my fun film project that I've been working on some months ago, it's just sitting with two scenes at the start of the Mozart aria non piu andrai or whatever it's called - that's the military march.... I have a shot from the exorcist with dimmy the priest there and I noticed the priests doing the exorcisms, catholics, have purple ribbons around their necks with little crosses on them or whatever -- that kind of ties in with my purple ribbon song.... then I have a shot of johnny madrid from 'dusk til dawn' hanging upside down tied up and with his little knives in his shoes about to free himself............ then I realized there was this really neat radio commercial I heard in nyc one time in early 2005.........i'd just moved in to a crib in forest hills and had spent like over a year in china.... I don't remember laughing heartily much at anything until I heard that Budweiser 'real men of genius' advert one day at home there in forest hills........ in queens........ there's a sound bite: 'you're a feisty rodent' and I need to insert that into the Mozart opera thing at some convenient point.... apart from that i'm clueless and will just come with whatever whenever.... all I know is I want to add the scene from amytiville horror where you see it says 'help me' in blood on the main character's stomach like during his sleep or something --- it's all pretty creepy

around this time at night - like 11pm.... the freight trains that pass tend to brake right outside my apartment to a stop -- there's one doing it now and it makes an almighty noise like scary sounds in a horror movie............ I kind of like it

so I don't know why but I've been thinking somewhat lately about a rape description that the Sydney morning herald reported on a few days ago -- it actually occurred around 2003 here in Sydney near st marys cathedral and it is absolutely horrendous beyond belief in its description -- I don't even know if I can describe it or add the article because it's just so horrible........... some nurse working late night shifts gets so tired and decides to get some shuteye in the back seat of her car is woken up by around six evil arse arabs that rape her and sodomize her and break her teeth, piss in her mouth, cut her throat, almost kill her........... the worst thing imaginable.......... these guys are definitely going to hell in the afterlife for that, there is absolutely no question..........by that I mean on the immaterial plane, after they shake off their mortal coil, they will absolutely pay a terrible price in hell, they will absolutely be punished horrendously................ apart from that they will have all manner of karmic adjustments to make in subsequent lifetimes in a human body in the material world which will involve all manner of suffering

I never used to believe in a hell in the immaterial plane that played out without a connection between a soul and a body but now I do, especially after studying Sweedenborg and reading about numerous near death experiences, many of which involved hell...........there was one American soldier guy..... he thought he was a good guy because he stayed 'inside the cones' as they say, according to what is considered right and wrong in America, but then he has some kind of car accident or something like that and goes to the afterlife and is carried away by a giant demon, much bigger than him, he is scared shitless, lucky for him some angel comes along and bitch slaps the demon....this is really his description of his near death experience, some time later he revived in his body and decided he had to stop drinking alcohol and be 'holy' -- it wasn't enough to do anything less, he said................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1WJAOn4pak&ebc=ANyPxKqeTznnrEaESPS6Jf07vJxEQue_H-aLTLlDyo5ar_0MjN_bRIlrZKUjTEeC8g03TCSxAzQZaXcOFXxJLKdrxULpztjcFQ

the dumb, the dummies and the dumbos

earlier today, listening to fox news, glossing over the schmendrick Alan Colmes, a Clintonite dropped on his head as a baby and then a victim of poor education in subsequent decades (that's a compliment), there was an interview with a Jewish rabbi from some English sounding host.... Benji is all for rabbis talking on fox news... You've heard of Jews for Jesus? Well how about benji for rabbis? Unfortunately, the topic was rather banal: Why are Jews so affluent.... Very silly. There's a big Jewish community in Germany, eg in Berlin, Israeli citizens. It'd be very interesting to hear their stories of the refugee crisis in Germany.


I find the only source of useful, interesting information on the matter is from Russia today.... Rt.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxL0n-PV3ZA

this is an interesting youtube documentary about arab/jew marriages in Israel.......... it's better for a jewish woman to marry an arab than her uncle or nephew............. while that may seem odd to you, there have been many cases of jewish women marrying uncles (or nephews) just for the sake of keeping the culture and genetic identity alive ---- it's no good genetically/scientifically --- this kind of relationship is forbidden in the koran......... on the other hand, although the koran has condoned marriages between cousins, the practice is so widespread it has absolutely crippled the gene pool in many muslim countries for no good reason -- just like smoking cigarettes, it's a bad habit........ just sayin'

john kerry lives in fantasy land

say hi to the elves for me why don't you?


did lavrov even say they were going to stop bombing there?


just vote Trump in and put some soldiers there, secure the border with Turkey, prop up the baghdadis and spend more on the kurds


there's not going to be a ceasefire


https://www.rt.com/shows/sophieco/325829-syria-isis-us-allies/


let the Americans and Russians establish an official Kurdish state in the north of Iraq there

latest

another challenging Sunday in benji land... Taking care of both kids til just after 5pm then picnic in Rookwood cemetery, God that place is awesome. Fell asleep watching documentary about war in sierra Leone last night... My buddy Margaret is from there, like a lot of Africans she has like machete scars I think... Will have to ask her about it


Trump won, just found out, not surprised. Surprised Bush dropped out so early though. Still possible sanders can win big on march first, we'll see. Trump is 69 so he could foreseeably die in office, in which case his vice presidential pick would become president after him.


there's a real interesting documentary about the Alexandrian siege of tyre which is a very old city, going to watch that then more sleepy time. Very challenging days these days with the childcare duties, very rewarding though.


http://youtu.be/qvt4mDZUefo

movie review: the accidental husband, urma thuman, 2008

this movie for women and effeminate men, it shames me to watch it, I actually wanted to watch low budget 'trailer park Jesus' but wasn't allowed to....


since it's nauseating and disgustingly sickening schmaltzy nature is not worth treating on, we will 'phone in' a fakish review, thus dignifying anything good there might be in the hearts and minds of the conspirators of this wretched and insufferable stench...


the patutsies from somewhere in the Mediterranean are a backward and forgotten people from some obscure island.... They are essentially similar to balki from the tv sitcom 'perfect strangers'... Every fifty years they must congregate on their small Mediterranean island to slay the biggest pig on the island in an ancestral rite dating back millenia, thuman plays veronica patutsi, a much sought after Manhattanite fashionista.... She is shocked one day at work with a bunch of high flying fashionista executives by old man patutsi and his envoy of wretched and backward mountain people.... She is mortified as they track dirt into her executive suite and bring sheep with ringing neckbells .... Despite a shocking start, veronica embarks on a journey that will show her more about herself than she could ever guess.... Then a serial killer emerges and veronica finds herself trapped on a boat in patutsi harbor, now she'll have to get a gun and start gunning down an entire tribe, not just one person, of pattotsies, who are the ancestral rivals of the patutsis, kind of like the capulets and montagued [sic]


now drink some milk, watch some genocide and go to sleep...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wPWRMDatxAM

csi stuff

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yv9c4HPHD8


wow, what a difference having 100gb of internet makes instead of just 8 per month....


the above story is very interesting, have also been looking at cobain murder case, there is so much evidence to indicate he didn't murder himself.


actually the case I mentioned in that last posting, the victim's brother was actually a workmate of my wife. She tells me he was very sad after the murder. The murderer is still at large so could have been the guy that spooked my wife on Tuesday morning. Unfortunately she didn't get a good description of anything she saw.


this Sydney murder case has been dragging on for years with mistrials and delays:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lin_family_murders


interestingly, the police 'csi' forensic pathologist is a Russian woman that I will most likely see this morning during Russian playgroup. She's a good woman although I question her substitution of the word teen with the word dean which is very common in Australia. She tells me the retrials and hung jury is eating away from her maternity leave as she can't abstain. Her community of Russians are quite interesting: Historically they escaped Russia around the civil war period when the communist revolution was kicking off. They went to Dalian in china, probably thousands of them. They learned Chinese to a much greater level than I did in my eighteen months there. Many had children, two generations or three passed, or maybe just one. Many moved on to Australia. One time in my taxi, one of these Dalian 'white' Russians that doesn't attend playgroup was telling me how the KGB sent agents to Dalian to murder his uncle.


Lastly, saw my brother recently for the first time in like a year, I was visiting my mom on a Sunday with my buddy Margaret and da kids. We didn't talk to each other though, nor make eye contact, I feel fine about it. I don't think he murdered our sister Raquel, mentioned in last post, nor her father, but I had speculated on it over the years, moreso in the case of Raquel.

out of the loop, and a tiny plug for jeb bush

totally uninterested in listening to all the political media talk in America, we'll see what happens on Saturday in south Carolina.... I will give jeb bush one and only one little plug though: If a situation arises in China where it'd be better to go to war with China, would very possibly be better to have bush as president as opposed to trump. We'll see what happens.

day at da cinema; parenting 101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-2KHxPsBEQ

key parenting strategy: under 2 year old - arrange long car rides and occasional trips to cinema around nap times.... a tired kid can sleep through an entire loud movie -- use a baby bjorn to get your kid to sleep then lay your kid somewhere comfortable and then unclip it

key parenting strategy: kids' brains can soak up various languages.... if possible teach your kid two or more languages between 0 and 7 and then make sure they follow through on that linguistic input as teenagers by sending them abroad, otherwise their brains will parse out the neurons wired in early childhood if the linguistic neural pathways are not developed and reinforced as teens, this has been scientifically proven


howdy bitches..... today was a good day, being on holiday is just awesome, my back was absolutely killing me and already it's feeling better.... ill probably have to quit driving a bus when I go back to work on the 29th February because it started really hurting my back a lot about three weeks ago, incredibly painful............ despite it being a great day, I was disappointed when my wife told me some creepy, scary guy pulled over next to her around 6am on her way walking to the local train station which she does on Mondays and Tuesdays and Wednesdays to work five hours..... I called the cops in the afternoon and told her to explain the situation to them but she didn't want to deal with them because she had a prior experience which she didn't like............she's more interested to buy pepper spray or a knife to defend herself......... it's a pity because now she's going to have to take the car just to travel a third of a mile or whatever it is to the station........ i'd expect that in my hometown mount druitt, which is rough, but I was hoping with the moslem community here in auburn we could avoid that but not anymore...... tomorrow i'll have to walk her to the station with the kids in a pram (instead of letting them sleep) because the car has a trailer attached to it and it's not convenient for her to take it and park it at the station.............generally it's an inconvenience because it means I have to go to the station each of these workdays to grab the car, with my kid or kids.............. I tried getting the details from my wife so I could report them to the cops myself but at the end of the day, I couldn't ascertain for sure that the guy wasn't just pulling over next to her to ask for directions with no evil intent........... anyway, walking to the station here so early was spooking her and she just didn't let me know...... on the other hand, if the guy was meaning trouble i'd like to take his car keys and registration number and have him arrested and prosecuted.......... unfortunately, I don't think i'll be able to do that and he's managed to spook my wife and make her feel like she can't walk to the local train station --- who knows what kind of punk he is maybe he's spent time in jail already I don't know

let me tell you a story I once told a couple of Californian guys once in Bulgaria...... my sister was a kind of 'tart' as they say over in these parts, as a teenager..... I think she was humping the teenage boy next door when she was like 15 or something, in his backyard tent or something, I would have been around eight years old at the time, maybe I overheard someone mentioning it, I can't remember..........then apparently there was some drama at her high school as she was slutting around with some boy or boys and their girlfriend or girlfriends were feeling some kind of ire towards her and threatening her..... she told my father about it and he recommended getting a pen and putting it in their eye.........now my father wasn't saying this because he was a racist and the threatening girls were black, I might mention as an aside, that wasn't really relevant...........what was relevant to me was that was horrendous advice and the typical kind of thing my father would say.......... my Californian friends loved it because in their minds it was extremely 'un-lame'.............

however, I do approve of my wife getting a knife to defend herself........... i'm told if you stab someone in the lungs the blade should be held sideways otherwise it will become stuck between the rib-cages, if you plunge it in the lungs sideways you can pull it out again........... I wouldn't advize anyone to stab in the lungs as it means certain death............. once the lungs are punctured breathing becomes impossible and death follows shortly thereafter, therefore if you're using a knife to defend yourself try to stab in the cavity below the lungs or else in an arm, definitely avoid the face, neck and especially the lungs...... I would only advize stabbing as a final resort in the event that some stranger is trying to rape you or something like that..... if, like my wife, you have children to support and raise, you can't throw your life away to some total scumbag loser that belongs in jail so you should stab them, no doubt, and face whatever consequences later............ i'll try to explain to my wife how to stab someone and what kind of knife to carry (i.e., a switchblade)............. even in Bulgaria she was in the habit of carrying pepper spray

I got pepper sprayed once by cops and it really burns like hell, i'd definitely recommend that............ there was a case here a few months ago, some Indian lady was walking home late at night in Parramatta, the next town over, and she was accosted by a pacific islander or some guy that was described like that, she was talking to her daughter in India that was staying with her mom or something like that and they just heard: "stop! stop!" on the other end of the phone over in India and the line cut out --- the guy murdered the woman and got away with it, I don't think he was even arrested.... in which case, it could actually have been the very same guy that pulled over next to my wife this morning, scaring her........... I think i'll go to the cops and talk to them about it tomorrow --- I called them twice today about it, the second time to tell them not to come to my crib as my wife didn't want to talk to them

it's got to be reel! .... mopping up the mess in France after the big terror attack there

hey it's a crazy world right? first you're a kid and your family can drive you crazy and later you're all grown up and then your family can drive you crazy again..... there's all kinds of messed up stuff going on out there, one minute you're at a concert, the next you're getting gunned down at a concert.... c'est pas amusant!


so do me a favor and inform yourself a little, read this article about the aftermath of terror in france:

https://creepingsharia.wordpress.com/2016/02/13/france-to-shut-up-to-160-mosques-staggering-number-of-weapons-ammo-found/

http://www.france24.com/en/20151206-ammunition-propaganda-found-after-france-mosque-closure

saoirse ronan for president of the united states!

constitutionally, it's legal.... while benji would be a safer option, it's not possible as benji is neither a u.s. citizen, nor was ever born there a natural born citizen............some American citizens born in America, like Saoirse, cannot be president due to having renounced their American citizenship, usually due to tax purposes

anyhoo....can you imagine if Saoirse was president? with her irish accent -- she moved back to Ireland from her land of birth (nyc) at the tender age of three and grew up there in Ireland

...."well, I couldn't imagine anyone would like to be bombed, so I canna say who i'd bomb farst...... well, maybe everyone should sit down at a table before we should bomb anyone...." ..... 'well, I canna say I wanted to bomb anyone, even Patty O'Farrell back in Limerick, but you know, the Joint Chiefs were really insistent like I should bomb the Al-Nusra sect affiliated with Al-Qaeda and they were just so persuasive and had the best most yummiest donuts at the meeting so I just kind of said, ok, bomb them but try not to bomb the kiddies and the old ladies like...."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyN5kcbusY

get all the foxy ladies to analyze politics on fox news channel you like

it's gonna be sanders vs trump and trump will win it, that's benji's read

watch out you don't tread in "how to be single", in cinemas soon

just a heads up, hey so after @lmost 40 years one can finally hazard to pick one's favorite Spanish song: It's 'coge Tu sombrero y póntelo', more soon lectores


http://youtu.be/muLbmnrGwlM


that's it there. Long day over, time to kick back and watch fox and friends, all the republican candidates there and the Bernmeister....


next week is two weeks holiday! Paid too! Only my second paid holiday, if you don't count unemployment checks and student doles that we have here in Australia for poor students.


bucket list: Watch daddy's home at cinema, might have to do that just with the Scarlet during her nap time. Go camping with Murphy and the Alex. Go to a farm, possibly do volunteer work for free farmstay. Maybe drive a cab on a Saturday night. Chill out! Can't weight! [sic]

yes ladies, join the army, fly the fighter jet

I'm sitting in my car, waiting for a one year old to have her sleepy time and then I got to entertain her while her mom works. The Australian air force just made it legal for women to fly fighter jets so I'll encourage my daughter to become a pilot through the air force straight out of high school. So ted Cruz is wrong about that.

new x-files/ ny times opinion piece by Sue / new child rearing challenges / crspr genetic shaping technology and then some

hey kids

a new x-files is on, I know because they mentioned Edward snowden and just now Obamacare actually.... and scully looks considerably older..... about ten days ago the CIA published some article on their website about scully vs. mulder alien study cases......

tomorrow's going to be a big day, the mrs. is working a full sunday workload, approx.. 9 to 5...... that's challenging for me being a man to take care of a 1 year old girl and three year old boy all day long.......... like oprah says though, it takes a village, so i'll be heading to my local sweedenborgian church.... the pastor is a guy from Alabama and his wife is very friendly to me and from Canada somewhere, they have their own kid..... she's already shown a deft hand at taking care of my daughter and she's agreed to help me out..... I like her and her husband and generally the people at the sweedenborgian church considerable -- that is I have a very good estimation of them.......... you get a lot of truth from sweedenborg if you look for it

scully has a 15 year old kid, with mulder no less......... you know I had a dream one time about the x-files.... I was with my sister Raquel and my father (in the dream) -- that was long before they both suicided about 9 years apart (that's black). In the dream we were looking at x-files on a computer

I definitely believe aliens are doing stuff on earth and working with the u.s. military to hand out technology like optical fibres and possibly even genetic swapping technology.... and God knows what else........ I unshakably believe in certain things like heaven and hell, the immortality of the soul (to an extent) - reincarnation, and aliens travel to our planet faster than the speed of light in their ships -- those books we mentioned by Charles hall, millennial hospitality -- even if that's all made up, it's so close to how some of the realities would be it's perfectly plausible, so I wouldn't be at all surprised if some CIA agents have worked as card dealers at Vegas for some aliens to play cards there and handle them...........

but I don't care about those things in general because it's not my business............ my business now is just to explore some new avenue of manhood regarding very active parenting (like tomorrow) and just play house, be a family man, and not get my back crippled.......... no-one is knocking on my door asking for information so I don't care...... occasionally I'll repost my recommended reading lists for a good education, but very many people aren't interested in the truth and just want to live in a fantasy land........so whatever.............

what I really wanted to talk about was crspr genetic editing technology......... first, Sue from ny times opinion piece had some arguments about poopoo the bible bashers and their religious agenda -- let's quickly talk about abortion: my sister Raquel got one, and an autopsy after she suicided....I don't think getting an abortion helped her psyche a real lot and women in general should avoid them like the plague, just use a condom and have oral sex or something --- don't go around carelessly getting pregnant and then having an abortion that's retarded..... yes if your dad rapes you or some random rapes you get an abortion! no question --- don't worry about the nutty right wing bible bashing whackjobs

and if you're a fag or whatever, guess what, Jesus said not to judge and let he who is without sin cast the first stone......

wow x-files is getting creepy, some kid called Adam has only one eye with Crouzon syndrome.....

anyway, the English govt. just approved some crspr technology experiments which will focus on helping explore better technology for IVF

all I can say is GO AHEAD! the technology already exists to wipe out so many abnormalities and diseases with this crspr technology -- go ahead and wipe out malaria by gene splicing the mosquitos --- go ahead and give parents the option to lose their down syndrome condition with this technology -- this technology seems totally awesome and kickarse --- I say go to it!

having said that, removing diseases like polio or whatever with this technology, won't avoid the need for a good education.... i'll come back to that soon but that's a massive problem, the biggest problem because pride, vanity and ignorance is like a plague, and we haven't come much further than the dark ages..... we have this dumbarse class of 'educated' people with a university degree in liberal arts all over the western world --- complete and utter dumbarses -- it's what Nietzsche said:

the last man, before the superman (the 6th race of mankind, the Australian aborigines being the last living remnants of the third race -- the oldest now alive), lasts the longest: an embarrassment, a laughing stock -- these expressions: embarrassment, laughing stock -- this even describes the average American of today, and the European and Asian and everyone else is far behind the American.... India has degraded into a complete failed farce -- a joke............. but if the Americans are leading the way and they are a laughing stock and a joke, or a painful embarrassment (and they are) then this just shows you Nietzsche was right, and the 'last man' (the final remnants of the 5th race), will be with us for probably thousands of years, an 'ineradicable parasite' - 'hopping around' to quote Nietzsche's exact words.

so there you go: hide!  cover your windows like Shylock tells his daughter Jessica, avoid the fools!




Shylock. What, are there masques? Hear you me, Jessica:
Lock up my doors; and when you hear the drum
And the vile squealing of the wry-neck'd fife,
Clamber not you up to the casements then,
Nor thrust your head into the public street
To gaze on Christian fools with varnish'd faces,
But stop my house's ears, I mean my casements:
Let not the sound of shallow foppery enter
My sober house. By Jacob's staff, I swear,
I have no mind of feasting forth to-night:
But I will go. Go you before me, sirrah;
Say I will come.

Jeb Bush

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QRey9GOjlsU


aren't courtroom scenes incredibly clichéd in American movies? It always seems they play out the same way:


insert wavey visual effect and harp music,


a crowded courtroom, roger from American dad is there in a green wig, Flo from the progressive car insurance radio commercials is the stenographer. A dream team of lawyers including the shithot lawyer from the Simpsons and the lawyer from south park with the wookie from endor defence stroll in and flip open their briefcases. A gavel is hammered, a fan is waved over a sweating brow, an aerial shot of the courtroom shows a brief silhouette of a bird flying by under a sunny atrium.


"the prosecution calls George walker bush, your honor."


a clichéd audible gasp as the entire courtroom is surprised.


"please watch the infomercial from the trump campaign mr. Bush," the judge advizes..


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QRey9GOjlsU


the court views the infomercial after a clichéd futile "objection!" Is overruled...


another "objection!!!" follows as the wookie lawyer asks Mr. bush if the infommercial is funny.


a pregnant pause ensues. An old black grandmother stops knitting. Everybody leans forward just a whisper and stops breathing. The wookie lawyer is leaning all over mr. Bush and the judge prompts him to answer the question


a clichéd inaudible response follows. "please repeat what you just said", the judge prompts.


"it's kind of funny," Mr. Bush is clearly heard to say. Flo faints and the bailiff runs over to her, meanwhile the courtroom erupts in innuendo like a bubbling cauldron. Bang, bang, bang, "order, order, order!" Cries the judge in the most clichéd way imaginable.


of course the prosecution lawyer says, "no further questions your honor," and there's a fade to black. So predictable.

bernie sanders

caught a bunch of Bernie on cnn with Anderson cooper recently and wouldn't be surprised if he won out over Clinton, primarily because of a perception of her from the public that she isn't principled enough..............

whether she's principled enough or no, we won't say on this blog

Bernie makes the interesting point that during recent elections, only about thirty five percent of the eligible voting public actually voted, and only twenty per cent of young people.......... that's very telling

Bernie is jewish and he does not seem at all to be unhinged, not sure if he's jewish by conversion/religion or ethnicity or both.... however I assume it's both........... with a name like Bernie, and judging by how he acts.......... but that's just guessing........

he's definitely to the left..... I don't know what he thinks all the big corporations would do if he were able to tax them to his delight but I would think they would rearrange their affairs so as not be taxed in America, most likely by moving their head offices to Ireland or Luxemburg or whatever, which is what they do now to avoid tax...............therefore I doubt Bernie could tax them how he'd like to and close the loopholes even with a democratic majority in the congress which he wouldn't have anyway

keeping in mind Obama had a democratic majority and was able to push through Obama care........ both Bernie and Clinton both say they would like to pursue it and in Bernie's case, he'd like a system like in spain or Australia or many European countries

however, only in America can you successfully sue for malpractice fairly.... if you get your dicked chopped off in a botched circumcision, you'd be hard pressed to sue as successfully outside of America -- this is due to the American legal system itself with is very litigious and unlike the English system and other systems......... a big part of the expenses that Bernie mentioned in the American system are due to the massive amounts of money that doctors must pay for malpractice insurance in the event of the inevitable malpractice........

let me give you some examples of American life from the Bulgarian perspective.... all of these cases my wife reported to me or I heard them myself from Bulgarians in Bulgaria......... case one, one of my pupils in Bulgaria, in English language class, told me how one of his friends joined the u.s. military and got u.s. citizenship like that........ I also witnessed a case like that when living in Hollywood where at one point my bunk-buddy was an African fellow who'd done the same........... I too might have been able to enlist in the u.s. military and have gotten citizenship like that, if I could redo my life, that would have been a smart option, I can certainly tell you

my wife knew a Bulgarian woman that became a surgeon's assistant for the u.s. army and got u.s. citizenship like that, I saw a photo of her performing surgery at a u.s. military hospital in Germany with a surgeon at rank of colonel I think and all I could think was one thing looking at it: professional

another case, another Bulgarian, some Bulgarian lady gets sick in America, living there legally, illegally or semi-legally, not relevant.........racks up huge medical bills........can't pay them, decides to throw in the towel and go home to Bulgaria after many years in America, she knows that the u.s. justice department is not going to be able to extradite her from Bulgaria

what she didn't know was that she could have bought a fake resident alien card and a fake social security number with a fake name and changed cities (or stayed in the same city, changing address and using her new identity) and have stayed right on in America without paying her debt........... who needs the FBI's witness protection program when you know how to play the game?

this brings us to Trump...........very difficult to 'build a wall' as he puts it........the physical wall he can build, and he can say Namibia payed for it if he really wants to ........ but 'securing the border' is just like farting for Washington politicians, you get gas you fart or say 'secure the border' either way, it doesn't mean shit...........Trump will alienate very many Hispanics who won't vote for him but against him........and even if he wins, it's difficult to kick out all the illegals and illegal to ban people because they are muslims.........Trump himself, having children from three wives, by virtue of that, is, in fact, a moslem..........just as Bernie is a jew by ethnicity or conversion or both......... Benji has spoken (gavel hammer sounds)

on this level, it looks like Cruz or even Rubio would have to be the next president

but Trump has a very strong appeal to voters who do not care if he's a moslem or no and that is that they think he could fix the economy because of his business smarts........... and they know his talk about moslems and Mexicans is just that: talk! so we'll see! should be interesting

can't see Hilary winning the presidency and possibly not even the nomination, and that's not because I don't like her, I don't actually dislike Hilary at all.......... but i'd prefer Bernie over Hilary.... I actually like Bernie but I don't believe his far left politics could work, but they could be very interesting with a republican controlled congress for four years, that's for sure

benji's pick of the intellectual fruit for yo' arse today:

1) more morbidity from the ny times
http://mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/opinionator/2016/02/02/just-one-more-question/


2) gangsta rap:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w_GOuHA66zM

colmes clew with benji, american presidential race

mrs doubtfire did it

ever played cluedo before? miss scarlet in the lounge room with the candlestick? well how about colmes clewdo? that involves figuring out who towel-whipped alan colmes, with what kind of towel and where and what he cried as a result, example:

the towel in question was towelie from south park

the location was the high school gym showers

the cry was

have fun inventing your own scenarios

so lately have been using a great app! it's called police scanner and you can use it to listen in on police radios around the world..... benji prefers police/fire radio from Sydney -- but cities are available in America and around the world for your listening pleasure! will have to try listening to the cops in spain one of these days

hey so let's talk politics and the presidential race!  first of all, the iowa result doesn't mean much more than indication that the race will be between sanders, Clinton, Rubio, cruz and trump..... it seems to indicate bush and Fiorina won't make it, nor Christie, despite their respective merits -- which are quite meritorious in all cases.......

it doesn't really indicate anything --- Rubio made a very presidential sounding speech at the result of the iowa affair and he generally is a young looking guy like kennedy or Obama......  Trump will have to be careful to inject less personality and general schmaltziness (he is very schmaltzy) and a lot more substance.... he easily looks like losing it so he should really think about what kind of policies he'd like to espouse and be very precise and get it out there............ Cruz is pretty clear on what he says, he and Clinton and Sanders all have voting records people can google

good luck to all of them and may the best woman, or man win!

there can only be one winner, but many will concede defeat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yeah, here's a picture of jewboy:

hey and if you're interested in all these cats.... you know Ann Coulter?  call this phone number:  Premiere Speakers Bureau at 615-300-5600  and ask them how much to send her over to strip / do lapdances, etc..... just sayin'


scorpions and centipedes.... nobody would be particularly interested in this, but that's why benji isn't famous and doesn't get on the new York times best selling list like the writers of that kid's story book: bulldozers go to sleep at night or whatever it was called (it was really a book about bulldozers that nap at night  - for kids - and it was a ny times bestseller --- also the ny times publishes articles by office cleaners so that's like some world chinese communist cultural revolution thing -- can't really understand it)  --- anyway

scorpions and centipedes.... if you have any buddies in the u.s. marines.... you can ask them if they are encouraged to study the habits of various animals as part of their training, I think that's the case...... more interestingly (for benji --  although probably not for you) is that it had been that way in the ancient Egyptian mystery schools, say 4000 years ago in ancient egypts.... the student would be instructed to just spend  days and days watching animals as they represented the KA energy......

anyway, be all of that as it may, it IS interesting to study animals as they are a manifestation of the Creator's Intelligence or Universal Intelligence or Dumb Luck if you're some kind of chaos theory person.... it's all the same thing because the animals and the intelligent designs involved exist regardless... most people aren't paying attention to them as they're busy playing house or whatever...

first of all, when considering the centipede, the benji, a lay idiot in many affairs, would say it is an animal that is designed or 'happened to be' if you're a chaos theorist, in such a way that with it's 100 legs (fifty on each side), that it can walk over rough and bumpy and unstable surfaces, we can imagine many such surfaces on forest floors and amongst bushes and so on and so forth...... it's 100 legs can give it a certain kind of great mobility --- there have even been armored vehicles units in militaries designed with this in mind with six wheels and the treads on tanks and so forth pursue this aspect..... it also reminds me personally of hours spent as a little child of say 9 years old or less (or more) playing some old 1980s computer game called 'moon patrol'..........

anyway, the scorpion is a completely differently designed creature and i'm not sure what it's natural enemies are however it seems like the kind of critter that plays a regulatory role in Nature, probably eating wormy kind of creatures all day long....... i'll have to read up more on both creatures on Wikipedia as they suddenly seem to be very interesting all of a sudden: watch -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yo-y_fZaBM

fox's Megan Kelly campaigns for Trump on entertainment tonight, noone has cojones to call Trump a Muslim

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