dreaming the impossible dream

it's my true hope that niggaz at some point in time, even 100 or 200 years hence, if not sooner, should amass a veritable dream team of hip hop rap talent and do an explicit cover of Neil diamond's 'song sung blue'


http://youtu.be/xq7kbJ6m-1E


which is somewhat white and pasty... Can you imagine if today's greatest hip hop miggaz [sic] put their differences aside and covered this song, for the greater good:


song sung motherfuckin' blue
every motgerfucker knows one


man the lyrics just write themselves... Add some bleeping sounds, Dr dre, everyone... A dream team


dare to drean [again sic]

gym week 38: pass; gym week 39: 2km

jigsaw update

I calculate I can say: it's not easy in five different languages with which i'm acquainted, to differing degrees:

bu yong yi!

pas facile

ne e lesno

not easy

dificil


stay tuned for a photo update of the puzzle...... the detail is just incredible, you really have to study relationships of geometry and relationships of space....... there are a lot of visual relationships there you have to latch onto or forget about it -- tricky stuff

musically, I've listened to crime mob, i'll beat yo azz about a million times, p$c do ya thing, keek the freak tell me when to go, or keak the sneak or whatever he is, and pearl jam Jeremy

struggling with the puzzle -- an absolute struggle.... Mein kampf

the rocky section centre lower left looking extremely challenging

http://youtu.be/I33u_EHLI3w

just sayin'

fancy a good old fashioned jigsaw puzzle?

have started a 500 piece puzzle, electing a strategy of drawing three piles: Border tiles, sky and hills, water....


this is Sydney's Bronte beach, most likely named after the English author of some centuries ago...




oreilly delayed radio broadcast on after the ads... Calculate the border will be done by the end of the factor, which was recorded around half a day ago anyway.... No hurries for this puzzle, tranquilo

xmas spirit soars in Chicago

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/12/25/us/chicago-shootings-gun-violence.html

on the threshold of a third millenium, A.D., America, the modern Atlantis, struggles with the global issue at hand: schizophrenia

https://www.yahoo.com/news/appeals-court-tosses-life-sentence-15-theft-201157958.html


or plain madness, if you prefer.... College football player date-rapists lauded, idiot para-legals in Louisiana debate whether theft of $15 worthy of life imprisonment sentence.....


in other news, dog sniffing its own arse goes backwards various revolutions: Metaphor for modern day humanity

taping stephen colbert's buns together

just to clarify how badly Colbert sux, in case it wasn't clear after the last post..... just caught a few minutes of his monolog then bruce springsteen comes on and he really looks like quagmire from family guy --- don't know or care what's going on in his personal life, having enough with ignoring my own family in spain and watching the years tick by as they ignore me too....... but he really looks like quagmire -- from family guy -- so much so that if I were one of the exploited south Korean caroonists drawing quagmire daily -- i'd probably just study bruce springsteen walking onto Colbert's set over and over again

happily, this is not benji's fate....... Colbert....... wow -- it's a sign of the patheticness of humanity when the torchbearer of human evolution, on a Darwinian scale, the united state of America.... provides an audience to a complete dolt like Colbert

do you remember when ted cruz was preaching he wanted to be president and some plant or random dude said succinctly: 'you suck!' --- where was that guy whenever Colbert is around? they should hire that guy to follow Colbert around everyday, including on stage and just keep doing that because that's really what he needs

let's be serious, if you had to go eat ribs with Colbert or Cruz, you would have to be a seriously retarded numb-nuts, like have seriously weak testicles to go get ribs with Colbert..... at least with Cruz you could pick his brain and ask him about flora in texas or something and end up enjoying your meal.......with Colbert you'd be eyeing your fork, wondering if you should just drive it through your own wrist and scream: 'I've got Tourette's man! the secret's out!' just to cause a distraction and get out of there

does anyone know why Colbert isn't constantly covered in tomato sauce, kind of like paul newman? but more like from people throwing tomatoes on him everytime he opens his idiot mouth up? beats the absolute living shit out of me, that's a great mystery of the universe..... but probably the tomato farmers would riot and it would cause a lapse in the supply chain and there'd be all kinds of tomato and pizza industry and spaghetti industry lobbyists and people against it, being that it would all be construed as cruelty to tomatoes.... that must be why

finally, just to make this point resoundingly clear..... do you know that faith no more song where the last line is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilIDkkD0jIg
'i'll just tell them what my daddy told me: you ain't never going to amount to nothing....' if only Colbert's dad could have told him that and he could do something useful for the Cosmic like grate cheese or be a ski instructor or something


the case of Colbert is puzzling and troubling..... especially when you consider the hordes of lost souls in their 20s and early 30s that constitute a big part of his demographic....... lost and stupid people --- poor broken humanity........perhaps mr. t said it best: 'I pity the fool'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG0yq2ATWbc

by the way, remember Stephen boscho? didn't he produce la law, like back in the 80s? isn't that the same guy that's now producing the new tv show with taye diggs: Murder in the first?  that's a cool show -- thumbs up there -- at least someone is competent

check out mr t: he's cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHt49t6EC_4

Colbert sucks though -- it's like you go to 711 to buy cold refrigerated coffee and there's like a drunken wreck collapsed in his own vomit you have to step over, that's Colbert --- just a sad mess --- really pitying the fool

into the (tv) woods, she sang.... you know, Meryl Streep wasn't it?

ok so tonight we have three things simultaneously.... Do not insert depraved sexual pun here....


some documentary on movie producer Michael white: http://m.imdb.com/name/nm0925214/bio?ref_=m_mn_ov_bio


the winner: Diagnosis murder, with like dick van dyke... Some guy is bombing sites in LA to spell out his dad's name


finally the cretin Stephen Colbert... Without question this is the first time his benjiness has been able to stomach it more than five minutes.... Probably if you're a regular viewer it means you're going to hell, and if you're not going to hell, you probably should realize it'd be better than watching Colbert... Basically avoid Colbert: It's a no-brainer like driving around a dead wombat roadkill on the freeway.... This episode was with tom hanks and big 2.... You know what would really be funny? (Colbert and his writers wouldn't, that's pretty obvious), a remake of trading places, featuring hanks and Colbert as twins... A ruthless benji like old dude with questionable morality makes a bet with Mortimer, heck, sound the wavey sound effect and wavey screen effect: Colbert and hanks are to be replaced with two retarded inbred Pakistanis whose parents, grandparents, etc since 1000a.d. Were first cousins...
benji's character says they can be 'funny and witty' like hanks and Colbert, Mortimer disagrees


that's winning, insert Charlie sheen winning song for emphasis


http://youtu.be/9QS0q3mGPGg


talk later

very interesting study on polygamous vs monogamous marriage in Raqqah Syria

now it's been isis' 'capital city' or stronghold for years.... But this study predates that by a year or two.....


read and learn


https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3782180/

never heard of Aaron Swartz?

me neither until watching some documentary about his life tonight...
what a hero! He really looks like a man of principle




https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Swartz

iconic capitol hill area lesbian bar of Washington DC closes early 2016 after storied 46 year history

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phase_1_(bar)


we may ask ourselves: Where will Alec Baldwin and Donald Trump go to now?


look:
http://youtu.be/BzOMFQUVzaE


right? Where will they go those two? What adventures will they have after the closure of Phase 1?


maestro, music please:
http://youtu.be/El47Zekr5h8


ok here's a clue (pista in Spanish) as to where they have been since iconic phase 1 closed down, the trail is warm...


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhp2k_BQRXE


continuing the pursuit through time and space, we find Trump here but no Baldwin....


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft5XUalItuY


could Baldwin have been off to Phase 1 in the meantime? A likely assumption, but checking dates, most likely he found a boarded up phase 1, cobwebs perhaps, or a new boutique, who can say?


it's late, time for sleepy poops


but cannot shake this hunch, see? Look more evidence:


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bBPa0UTDe2c


again, Trump present, not at phase 1, but Baldwin mysteriously absent, and at a time when phase 1 had already been shut down after its storied 46 year history... The plot thickens... Insert da, da, da foreboding ominous sound

late night

it's like 1am, trying to work on my movie now that I have some free time on my hands.... just had a shower and caught tail end of o'reilly, walters in Canada.... o'reilly is incredibly chirpy --- sounds annoying as fudge

here's an email for you buddy:  dear at o'reilly dot com:

why don't you just shut your stupid cakehole up before the universe serves you up a feast of throat cancer? you're pissing me off


that felt better!  so anyway, every night, considering that my bus routes are static and never change, it's quite a ritual once a week, I generally run out of tobacco at the same time once a week and go and ask the backpackers from Europe opposite the hostel where I lay my bus up briefly, for a cigarette.... last week I was able to practice talking some French with one of the stoners there and today he was there again, equally stoned....generally every week it's fresh faces....... a lot of germans and sweeds today.... one sweede said immigrant weren't ruining sweeden for him (I asked him) because he lives on an island....... makes sense, immigrants are traumatized by waters.......

anyway the point is, back in the bus, a grasshopper was manifest for some reason, perhaps it got in the open door...... I knew it was going to be creepy, happily though, after much searching, it was located right beneath me, around the second stop, and it was the easiest thing to stomp it dead.... it sure is hot here, like a heatwave today, probably 105 degrees Fahrenheit.... even now at 1am it feels fricken' hot

have actually got a picture of the grasshopper but what's the point of uploading it?

Nietzsche's prediction has come true: we are fast approaching and have already reached 'the last man', the one that lasts longest before the superman.......the one that says: 'we have created happiness' - then blinks....... what a pity -- human, all too human

on that cheerful note, go to hell

so annoying, windows 10 has completely stolen the thunder from my old labtop, it's like 6 years old.... should have left windows7 on it, that was working fine

you don't have to quit your job o'reilly, anyway, I can just not tune in -- it's all good -- incredibly annoying --- nobody likes chirpy people

gym week 36: Hyla; gym week 37: 4 miles

0.5% grade uphill... 20 sit ups... 600 calories burned

family guy review

Misaggy naggy rerun... Das ist güt [sic]


Seth McFarlane's cavalcade of cartoon comedy:


the mountain lion penis is funny, does the term penis include testicles? Unclear.... It'd be good to have a spoof of some 18th century French novel like victor Hugo or something


it's up to the Jesus and Vishnu on Xmas eve... My Hollywood buddy mccristol Harris just hit me up, he wants to visit Australia and hang with me, observe:

the fat camp for Chris where the horses crawl because the kids are so fat... That's funny, especially the crawling horses 

that was really a surprise that it was Yamamoto trying to kill Chris, had forgotten he even existed... Murphy's probably right: Someone's bored

the dodge ball game with the disabled girl is very funny

more tv

caught forest Whittaker on different strokes, with his girlfriend Ramona, and some aborigines from Australia speaking in their native languages, they were cool


now it's family guy, like season 10, the lottery tickets episode, 44 = sailboats, Peter wins lottery and will get a penis butler... Have seen this episode already, can remember the Jews leering at the money .... Actually, no, the leering Jews cat whistling at the money must be a running gag, this is virgin territory, like the Klondike


another episode: Quagmire dies, crazy Jeff, clown porn


http://youtu.be/fvtQYsckLxk

watching tv

caught this documentary series, the episode on illegal gambing in nyc, interesting:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Z9Uz_EMHo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot09XfA7Nq4


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm3UEtU4Z1w


mnogu interesno chuvek





also some journalist from nyc in Russia talking about the skewed sex ratio there: 86 men per 100 women -- she says Russia has the highest divorce rate in the world

embellishing the protective doodendi pnoops songs with 'von'

allows us to substitute any kind of non-sensical garbage American movies and tv shows infect us with mentally and spiritually, by providing a simple substitute for all the garbage the northern and eastern European Ashkenazi / protestant dna ridden morons that constitute at least 50% of Americans' DNA and considerably more than that in terms of cultural output....


learning Hindi or Chinese or Russian or Spanish is pointless. Just use 'von' in your googendi pnoops songs and avoid tv and read a book


God is dead (on this planet, amongst the soulless masses of rabble everywhere)


'hater!' You call me? Better to be a hater than a cretin.


think about it sis, or bro: Six minutes of eternity wasted on nonsense... Oh sorry, dopey nonsense:
http://youtu.be/dYOeGxooCYg


or just spend ten seconds multitasking while you sing googendi von doodendi pnoops a little


makes sense , just sayin', and now you know what exactly

dream last night

there's a double sided newspaper advert designed for autistic people, everything is laid out real big and easy to see..... Then there's like a mini stage in like a school gymnasium, I've remembered some ex girlfriend busting a nut before bedtime, you know how it is, so maybe that's why in my dream she was somehow relevant to do with model jungle animals, can't really remember much....


then some young moslem, potential thuggy wants to know my current address, I give the street name right and muff up the numbers


difficult to remember

incoming secretary of defense, general maddis

after reading about maddis on wikipedia, benji approves.... Maddis is a very bookish general, apparently with a 7000 book collection. He also has a very extensive range of experience in waging war.... He brought a copy of Marcus Aurelius' 'meditations' to his various deployments
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meditations




benji is currently reading the following book:
https://archive.org/stream/byanunknown00philiala#page/87/mode/1up




benji suspects this book is not just a fiction but an actual recall of events as they actually were, by a reincarnation of one of the relevant parties who accessed the 'akashic records' in the early 20th century... Therefore there would be no finer or more accurate book available on the relevant topic... Which includes the aforementioned Romans


the akashic records:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akashic_records

dream log

recent: Two women moving in together into some apartment.... There's like two helpers, kind of like real estate agents a guy and a girl (man and woman).... Later an Iraqi man introduces himself to the women.... They were blissful.... In a way I was feeling the dream from the perspective of one of the women.... Maybe I am represented by the Iraqi guy and desi and her mom by the two women, who knows? It was all kind of like a Swedenborg heaven: Everyone aged around 29, all blissful, there were no insinuations of anything not innocent, it was like a scene from heaven... Perhaps in my mind's eye now, recalling it, my parents' wardrobe comes to mind as one woman from my dream was like using a wardrobe.... Although I'd never think of my parents' old wardrobe from the years 1976-1990, the truth is it's probably one of the longest term pieces of furniture from my psyche maybe....


in reality, or from memory in the world, actually, the only memory of a male and female real estate team was from Biloxi, Mississippi and they weren't like the two women organizing the deal in my dream which maybe was a man or women, the only relevant thing was everyone had goodwill and was loving, essentially like Swedenborg's description of heaven, because the bad people had already all gone to hell and it was heaven, everyone was a good guy






last night: Just a moment ago: With some Hindus, they invite like me to a gathering for yoga or something, reluctant to go.... Then going anyway, it's at a kind of rurally place... There's a building here and there and a rurally, isolated, farmy feel to it, and friendly, likeable Hindus.... A snake or some critter like that that coils maybe, gets on my shovel or something, doesn't really matter much... Next you have to go down a little underground or something to the meeting area/ space for yoga... It's actually seemingly above ground maybe or part underground who knows? Cares? Then there's a bunch of people in much more modern room/ indoor area, mostly Hindus I guess... Need to use restroom.... Place was kinda like Auburn community centre.... We never ended up doing the yoga by end of the dream


the rurally, above ground parts of the dream were perhaps reminiscent of the portable buildings we used for our 'new school' in elementary or middle school. Basically Bidwill pre through High school was overloaded so a bunch of portable buildings were set up on some vacant land to form the 'new school', or the portable buildings school was there before the permanently built school, who knows, ..... above ground, non Auburn community centre section of dream brings this to mind, though everyone about was Hindu only.... Or Indian really, hence the yoga.... Having mentioned that, some rurally and mountainous roads into the area were unmistakably like rural, mountainous Asturias, where my dad's side of family is/was from... Actually I had another dream just a few days before I found out Desi was pregnant: In waking life I'd been seriously thinking about divorce / separation and going to live in Asturias. In my dream there was like a flying mini apartment or balcony shining a beautiful light, it was in heaven... Looking back, it kinda represented like a celebration from heaven of the new child that's to come .... One of the women at the English Church we go to as a family, she has been to Oviedo Asturias and knows some Australians there. I have a distant aunt there who is a convalescent nurse for the dying and my father studied there, unfortunately, with Jesuits

so how does the googendi song work benji?

http://youtu.be/Fd9ohpDDCRU


you're asking.... Can I really save two hours a day wasted on watching tv dramas and comedies? Just by singing your song?


oh my god, yes!!! Benji responds to you enthusiastically and resoundingly.... We haven't even mentioned the power of inserting the letter 'n' in poops, thus: Pnoops


just by throwing in an occasional jolly pnoops, pnoops, pnoops, in your benji singing, you can save yourself another half an hour a day wasted on tv


think logically: Television entertainment like movies and dramas and comedies are essentially a train ride with the words: 'The adultery express' emblazoned on the side of the train... Some script writers on the train are shoving $100 bills down their pants and wiping their arses with it and then throwing their shitty bills at the actors in first, second and economy class the shitty bills and saying: Those are your lines bitches.... The sound, camera and editing, lighting, make up crew are dining in the dining carriage and your soul is the only thing on the menu


and you're just going to sit there for hours like a zombie and sign over your freedom to that??


come on man, let me hear you say googendi pnoops...


homework is to read some Blavatsky, Swedenborg and h. Spencer Lewis


come on loser, you can do it


now benji is reasonably fluent in the aforementioned three writers, but recommends them strongly to any truth seeker....


therefore, having avoided wasting hours in front of tv like a total loser, through basic education and masterful invocation of pnoops, benji has time to watch this interview between trump and a Texan sounding journalist from the prestigious wall street journal posse, by the name of Monica: Watch....


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Buz5DEcoISg


the only question that arises in benji's mind is: Who are these people that trump says are 'never going to have a shot'? And a shot at what precisely?


we know trump had some leverage from his dad's wealth which was very modest compared to trump's wealth, and we know trump is something of a Muslim lite, having married and procreated with three different women. This is not meant scornfully as benji is reasonably respectful of Islam, neither is this meant in a jocular or mocking way.


the question still arises: Who are the people that aren't going to have a shot, according to trump? And a shot at what? If it's being a billionaire, most millionaires probably aren't going to have a shot at that...


talking about blacks, it seems all non whites get preferential treatment in America for subsidized university: I'd consider rolling back affirmative action.....


the whole topic is huge, you have debtors prisons in some states, probably different bankruptcy laws and procedures state by state


trump is a teatotaller on drugs and says that drug users will not be able to compete. Not true, the educated upper middle classes are rife with drug use: Journalists, psychologists, psychiatrists: Pot, cocaine, ecstasy, etc.... Everyone knows all the wall street number punching bazillionaire-makers stock brokers can't function without cocaine, neither can half of the sanctimonious, holier than thou finger pointing journalists.....


so what do the republicans want? Roll back Obama care... The iran deal is unclear if they will even want to remove it... Time to talk to Paul Ryan most likely about that stuff....


see everyone would have said, if Clinton had only carpet bombed al Qaeda in Afghanistan before 9/11 it would never have happened... Not sure if that's true though....


who in the republican party will be writing up and introducing new legislation for debate, apart from repealing Obama care and which democrats will they be dealing with? And what are they interested in? We'll look forward to learning more about that in coming days hopefully


there's an article in the ny times about racial bias in sentencing, they're actually onto something true there, I guess those are the people that are never going to have a shot, it'd be good to reform all of that criminal justice system stuff, specifically on sentencing

Trump kissed Hannity?

like the character Vincent Vega, the character Benji doesn't watch much td, although nowadays we have YouTube, Benji is still primarily concerned with his life in eternity, the afterlife, the next lifetime on earth to come, perhaps towards the end of this 21st century, and suchlike. Should Benji buy a powerful motorcycle? Statistically, it would increase the chance of Benji's early demise, undesirable considering benji's kids could use a dad.... Therefore Benji has no time for the primarily failed people that constitute tv land. Occasionally his benjiness might watch a lady gaga video clip or random Hollywood movie like tonight, we bought a zoo, but generally benji will eschew tv watching, preferring to sing non sensical songs like: Googendi googendi doodendi doodendi poops.... Finding this more beneficial to the mind and spirit than tv....


however, since the president elect of America finds Saturday night live interesting, his benjiness takes the time to see what the fuss is about, thus:




http://youtu.be/RZ47Wc5mn1o






his benjiness is surprised that Trump and Hannity would kiss.... They would kiss? How exactly? Would that be like a European man three cheek kisses?








http://youtu.be/vEnpT8UiV_w

gym week 34: skip; gym week 35: 2miles, 25 sit ups

half mile walked; 300 calories burnt

6:24am is the earliest I'd start watching fox and friends on a Tuesday thru Friday

as I clock out downstairs at 2223 (military time) downstairs, they're all talking about thanksgiving, it's pretty alien, in around 18 months spent in usa total, there was only one thanksgiving and I passed on my co-worker Rachelle's offer to celebrate at her crib with her and her son.... Maybe I should have taken the opportunity, whatever


reading Charles Hall's millenial hospitality iv on my phone with Amazon kindle app... I'd go to the following nearby national park (nearby to dog bone lake in Lincoln county Nevada)


https://www.fws.gov/refuge/Desert/visit/driving_directions.html


if I could take a holiday for a few weeks there in Nevada... I'd be camping out in that forest as near as the dog bone lake area (restricted u.s. Air force land) and looking for Hall's tall white aliens from arcturus, 30 light years away) which live to around 800 years of age. I'm thankful for Charles Hall and his stories, and Chinese people that know how not to bark like annoying dummies obnoxiously

see that's the wildlife refuge by dog bone lake

.. According to Hall, the tall white aliens from arcturus land their massive deep space craft onto the dog bone lake area on the new and full moond... Hall doesn't believe much in manmade global warming, he thinks climate changes are due to the sun... Our sun... Not Arcturus, which is a different sun

... The truth is I have abused the visa waiver system and not trusted by ICE, they will lock me up and yell at me! Possibly even if I get a tourist visa.... It might be worth a try, sure wouldn't mind a little three week vegas/ camping holiday... Not real big on casinos though

....

killed a giant mouse or baby rat this morning, burying it alive. Tried killing it first by crushing it but its high pitched scream moved me to pity, it had a broken paw, had to be killed

check out this kind of flamenco song:

http://youtu.be/VfTu91qjaZA

I used to listen to it alot when I was younger...

this morning my kid Alex spent his entire savings of $10 chore money on a mobile elephant, kind of like a mini motorcycle, riding very skilfully for twenty minutes around the mall with his sister holding onto him behind him, it was very impressive, no accidents although a pile of t-shirts were tottering for a moment outside a clothing store...

this is the new baby, at 3 months gestation, give or take, around the 11th November..... looks like a girl to me, but the producer in chief thinks it's going to be a boy -- the main thing is not to have some dopey Russian name like 'Lena' (Elena/Yelena) --- no way Jose........ she liked 'Mark' as a name for Alex.... i'd settle for Mark

check it out, another Maite vende ca song:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TzcTIMUQB8

had only heard the no hay luz sin dia song of theirs, prior to.... clearly they have some talent

there's no shortage of flamenco music on youtube! example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6ssiISV-CA

this lady is bragging about being a gypsy that sells flowers (considered a complete embarrassment in Bulgaria and the lowest social order -- interestingly, Bulgaria was the only country conquered by the Nazis not to give up any jews to them -- in Spain, singing about being a gypsy that sells flowers is desirable when performing flamenco, however, nowadays, most commercial flamenco is probably not performed by gypsies in spain, however gypsies in spain do continue performing a lot of flamenco, that's for sure)..........

i'll tell you, I remember first arriving to live in 'andalucia', loosely put, in my case, Murcia.... a small city with some gypsies in satellite areas......... I hid myself away in a small apartment, all alone, and got down to the business of reading another thrilling and hard to believe story, by one Robsang Lampa: the third eye --- later the author was debunked...... can't say for sure if Hall is the real deal but certainly aliens travelling around faster than light in spaceships and coming to earth is a fact....... if the English plumber that wrote the Robsang Lampa books is to be believed, he was really a Tibetan that had an accident in Tibet and then took over the body of an English man that had just suicided (extremely implausible to say the least!) -- also he only came up with this story after a journalist pointed out that he wasn't a Tibetan monk from Tibet at all but an Englishman.....

anyway, in those days, a woman would come around outside yelling everyday around the same time: "Pa' hoy nena! Pa' hoy!" (selling fruit I think it was) --- Para hoy! Nena, para hoy! (for today, girl! for today!)........

so the last time I went to America, the stupid ICE agents, such arseholes! there was one ICE guy there, Alvarez, he was a nice guy, another one, Guerrero, was screaming in my face, I thought he was going to hit me so I just shut up - stupid Mexicans

check this woman dance flamenco, total fox:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLFH01qJT3k

Kanye West in Los Angeles hospital on psychiatric hold, benji shows love with sage advice

hi Kanye, just put this brief clip from happy Gilmore on repeat, all day long, you don't have to have it on loud and can occasionally mute it, avoid your mother in law, they're nothing but trouble and get some sleep, you can count sheep jumping over a fence, they can be any color you like.... Eat something nutritious like proper Mexican food, but not takeout, that stuff is crap and drink plenty of water... Avoid smoking too much pot


http://youtu.be/2T-6PPdfPRM

movie review, THE DUFF, 2015; Thompson, Maine, various dildos

ok, so my idea for Giggity, the musical, is as follows: Opening scene (turns out to be a dream sequence), the catalog scene from Mozart's don Giovanni, Obviously the catalog would feature quagmire's lovers and he'd be like don Giovanni


http://youtu.be/INF9r5jju0A


quagmire wakes up from his dream, brushes teeth with dildo shaped electric toothbrush, hears commercial on radio asking for sperm donors.... Years later, it turns out quagmire has 20,000 children around the world from his sperm bank donations. Then 60 minutes does a story about it featuring thousands of them at conventions, skyping, whatever. However it turns out quagmire wins the lottery all of a sudden but his offspring learn from Bambara Walters and he ends up with no money, especially after feeling sorry for the Ethiopian kids


insert montage scene with music, hands in pockets, looking down, feeling jealous of brad pitt's kiddy drama etc


to be continued (yes, you can whittle)

Trump watching while sitting on the john at church

whiffy works Sundays, double pay, all for the unscrupulous and wretched real estate developers raping us...


here's an article about American kids writing to trump telling him to be nice:


https://www.yahoo.com/news/mr-trump-please-be-nice-kids-request-in-letters-200138603.html


damn straight, they aren't idiots these American kids, too bad it's all downhill from puberty when slut syndrome and dodgy morality kicks in...


Trump looks so petty bitching at the Hamilton Broadway people who made some completely innocuous remarks. He should invite them to the white house, that'd be presidential and winning. And give the twitter and petty sniping a rest, it's getting late for that. And yes, it is diarrhea in the can if you were wondering

the honor of the auspicious 1080th post goes to: anorexia and actress zoe kazan

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/11/20/theater/zoe-kazan-on-overcoming-an-eating-disorder.html




yes! That's right! Anorexia is so serious, let's lobby for a new secretary to join the joint chiefs: Secretary for anorexia, it's no laughing matter.


homework assignment: Read zoe's article written on the cusps of her thirties about age 19. Then start a new essay set on her 40th birthday, beginning with the following paragraph:


nobody wrote a manual on negotiating one's 30s, and I'd seen numerous of my thespian peers before me go astray from bad relationships with questionable movie directors, so I decided on my 30th birthday to have ten of my eggs artificially produced and frozen. Finally I found a suitable mate who I acted with on the Dawson's creek 2019 revival movie, while dreamy at first, he showed early signs of disinterest in our marriage after our second child, we divorced the following year amicably. Then I met Eduardo, he was everything James wasn't: Argentinian, raised in Afghanistan by a family of goat herders after his parents who worked for the u.n. Peace and love group were kidnapped and hung from a cliff top after being told they'd be bunji jumping.


your turn, insert 1000 words here, use the 'pot belly' precisely 8 times and 'fiasco' twice.
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movie review: a rival [sic], 2016, amy adams

going in, this movie looks like a winner, forest Whittaker is the coolest negro on the planet, the director is some shit hot French wizard.


talking about that though, what's up with French people, everytime they ask, with their funny little French accents: 'where do you cum from?' I want to yell at them: 'From my testicles bitches, where the hell do you come from??? Weirdo!"


seriously though, seeing the trailers, this is a movie about squids and communist Chinese. Let's get to it: Chinese people eat babies, to increase their virility. For real. And it's not even clear if the women have stopped slaying their newborn young just because they're baby girls, as opposed to boys. There aren't even enough girls in china for the men to marry. It sure is an interesting place! Calligraphy also features prominently in the trailers and it doesn't look like amy Adams had a full frontal nudity clause in her contract, just sayin'


ok it's Saturday, here's the review, before we get to it, here's an article about some fashion designer that 'dressed' michelle Obama, she refuses to dress Trump's wife because she doesn't like trump values:
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/here%E2%80%99s-the-first-designer-to-say-she-won%E2%80%99t-dress-melania/ar-AAktxlC?li=AAabC8j&ocid=spartanntp

I have to say, the developer that built the building my crib is located in, is very Trump like in his or their (it's a company registered with only two owners) practices, it has already taken 20k out of our little pockets with more to come..........all because they like to cut corners and jerk people around, so i'm not overly sympathetic to Trump and I can assure you I won't be dressing Melania either! (or Michelle, although it's not because she's black, I actually think she's quite fetching looking so there you go! you won't be catching me calling her a gorilla! I think she's kind of sexy)


anyway, the trailer for the new star wars movie, rogue 1 looks pretty good, I might just end up watching all three movies together back to back in a few years when they're all out on dvd, not in a hurry, looked good though, that's for sure.......

so a rival deals with themes of linguistics and brain wiring which is one of  benji's main interests in this particular lifetime...... basically there's a girl called Nappan (pronounced nappin') which is written HannaH in Cyrillic.............her parents are big on squids, I mean they just love pulpo al ajillo....... the squids - there are two of them, abbot and Costello, they actually have super-advanced technology that allows them to travel through time and space and they have a massive written alphabet which they squirt out with ink jets, just like the Xerox printers I was engaged in offering product support for in Bulgaria in 2008 to the market of Xerox printer users in spain (on behalf of ibm) -- basic helpdesk IT............... so the squids squirt messages all the time because they are all about dye.........not die like a single die, half a pair of dice, as it were..........the squid are not afraid to be diced, which is the normal destiny for a squid when having relations with humans.......... this is because they are super advanced squid............ so their alphabet consists of circular ink splotches similar to what psychiatrists show you when they're trying to figure out if you're a serial killer....... so nappin's parents are tasked by the u.s. military and the cia to figure out what the deal is with the squid.........same time some other squids are dealing with the chinese and the Russians.............. everyone's scared that the squids will deliver some cutting edge technology to the rival that will help the rival wipe them out......... I actually had a memorable nightmare about this at around age 7: in my nightmare, the chinese had figured out some crazy technology such as is used by aliens to make enormous ufos that float around with ani-gravity --- the chinese built some massive warplane like this the size of a football field or bigger and were going to wipe everyone out........this was in fact the most disturbing nightmare I had as a child...........another disturbing event as a child was watching some giant stuffed toy in the room, maybe before sleepy time, and the light was on, and then all of a sudden I could see like a human hand where the giant teddy's or panda or whatever it was' (inventing a new grammar thing there adding a possessive apostrophe to was) paw would be, the fingers were drumming, as if impatient, it was a kind of psychic vision such as kids have, it was mighty frightening......... I have never related the two aforementioned psychic events of my childhood until now, but they do resonate with one of the big themes in the movie............. in the scene where nappin's mom calls the big chinese general and starts talking to him in chinese, all I could understand was: wo shi zai meguo -- i'm in America --- this is because my chinese is extremely weak

however I did enjoy the notions of linguistics and brain wiring the movie threw up (no pun intended)...... on the drive home I remembered the notion of nappin' and nappy and my own notion of sleepy poops and wondered what it would be like to be a baby, nappin' and crappin' in your sleep.... most people don't crap in their sleep or crap standing up, but for babies it's standard....... as a traveller who has lived in a lot of far flung alien places with no English (or Spanish) I can definitely relate to the baby psychology of just starting at everything like a baby.............. I also recalled flying into Germany one time, as a 16 year old or maybe it was when I was older like 24, and realizing that the way the city in Germany was designed and laid out must have correlated to their language and notions........because it's true what the movie says that each language has a psychology that dictates how people think......... I always found in English the americans were the clearest thinkers of all the English speakers, by far, and they never walk themselves into confusion like other English speakers......... in german though, and Spanish, there is great clarity and precision with words and Spanish also has a lot of tricks when it comes to double meaning and what not........... Spanish is actually a somewhat sophisticated language.......

anyway, with the language in the movie of the squids, they are able to help humans read the future because once you start learning their language you start seeing the future..........maybe aliens are trying to influence filmmakers on the psychic plane to present certain ideas, who knows............ it would have been nice to watch 'giggity: the musical, quagmire's big day out' but it just hasn't been made yet so there's not much

random stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsy7kJyizoc


so, you wouldn't believe it maybe, but with my job, it's like the same thing everyday --- that's might change every half year or so, but even then, it would just be the same thing everyday --- next week, thank God, my first leg of busdriving will be a different run, less duration, and a familiar area, the next suburb over........ the second leg will be the same as always, but it suits me anyway as there is a 20-28 minute break there between mini legs

anyway, this first leg that's about to expire on Friday, this is what's weird, driving up towards a hospital, there's a jewish guy in what we might call 'full regalia' walking down the hill - this in itself is not unusual, just wearing black pants, a white collared shirt, side tassles, a beard......pretty standard, nothing too llamativo there....... but in this case, about 30 yards behind the jewish guy, there's a guy with his left leg missing below the knee walking along on crutches.........and then, astoundingly, another 30 metres or so behind him, another guy with a missing left leg below the knee walking along on crutches......... then some lady wearing a shirt that said 'nerd'.......... then I finished that leg, just past the hospital and did the return trip back to the depot for my dinnertime breaktime ritual, and lo and behold, there's the same jewish guy walking about a mile away........sans his legless followers this time, actually said jewish guy was somewhat gimpy anyway

about two sundays ago or maybe three, I spotted a similarly dressed jewish guy, black pants, white shirt, side tassles, beard.... on a train station platform, I was with my two kids after a stint at the water park in darling harbor in the city....... i'd only recently heard there's some book in the old testament called Obadiah or something like that and thought I might trouble the guy to tell me about it, but he wasn't interested, 'sorry, it's my day off,' he said, with a very thick Australian accent...........there are certainly a handful of jews out there with heavy English redneck Australian accents, no doubt, and Russians too.......... try saying teen when you mean teen and not dean like

so i'll tell you, it's good to get jews at a critical mass level so the culture takes over and you can only really get that by going to Israel......... or even actually just flying El-Al is fine........ did you know Bulgaria shot down a plane-load of jews flying El-Al one time in like the 1950s just because it accidentally strayed over their airspace? yes sirree, these Bulgarians have a very mean streak running through them, no question...... anyway, I remember the first (of only two) flights I boarded with El-Al, I was delighted with the kleshmer music they were playing and the general atmosphere...... I also found it very amusing that the guy next to me immediately wanted to know how much I paid for my ticket (like did I get a better deal than him maybe)? that was funny

gym week 33: 2km, 40 sit-ups, ball stretches

vacuumed car. Scarlet looks ridiculously bored in gym daycare. Ended up hollering at her pretty harshly this morning at home due to her constant screaming and messing with Alex. 20 months old kids understand voice tones and facial expressions, not so strong on reasoning. Time for a shower.

movie review: idiocracy, 2005, mike judge

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qaj2g_30T7E


cryogenically frozen with Rita the hooker, Joe, a pentagon guineafowl wakes up 500 years in the future. Everyone is dumb and stupid due to devolution (Nietzsche discusses this notion especially with regard to the Italian renaissance)... Reading books is for fags like Paul krugman and bookish Jews, in the future... Also, all plants and people are hydrated exclusively with Gatorade, marketed as Brawndo. Brawndo is the major employer and has bought large swathes of the u.s. Govt... Watch the movie for yourself. Time for sleepy poops. Oh, forgot, everyone in 2505 thinks Joe talks like a fag and only professional rock and roll wrestlers make it in politics. People are superdumb and male fox news anchors broadcast without shirts on.

momeries.........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg   (right every wrong, win everywhere)

moi, benji, age 9 in 1985; background shot is possibly my mom as a teenager in the early 1960s in the background behind some kind of homecoming queen back in the old country.... this is the songify this bedroom intruder song, very cool:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsVSBhSwJg            just sayin'

my mom around august 1966 - age 22 1/4 - somewhere in spain
photos immediately above and below probably taken with a polaroid

my mom and my bro jose in may 1969, 7 years to the month before benji was born, somewhere in spain, obviously some kind of forest, just sayin'

there's no songify this version of the doors as yet......   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvI4c2EjpvM&list=RDqvI4c2EjpvM#t=14

neither songify this versions of gwen Stefani as yet...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt1YkGO2Ieo

this Stefani, really has talent, btw, don't know if she writes her own music, or what, but she definitely has to have some kind of unique talent.......  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rlNpWYQunY   (more Stefani)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0lf_fE3HwA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwZ7MNtBFU   (look at her go! someone book her into the next superbowl halftime show please)

oh wait, already been done in 2003:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beSY5qGZ8bA


hey look at that: new movie from Michael Keaton:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1adu1VkU_w


some indie movie from 2006: Dreamland
http://youtu.be/d7U4I6_6doo

a different indie movie from 2007: Dreamland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nmfzokY2T4


FOUND IT! AFTER my unusual search, have finally found the movie I want!   IDIOCRACY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwZ0ZUy7P3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Leyn-oS5ASI

live blogging fox and friends

Giuliani and co don't understand you can't reason with potheads, with regard to the crying university students.... They are afraid Trump will have pot re-criminalized... Let him address them on the matter, eg., "no more potty!", or, "let the States decide on potty," etc... Now they're talking about Trump's staff to be: Don't give Gingrich a job, unless it's refilling the coke vending machines

sub anyone?

see that picture  of caixa Galicia? that's a bank chain in spain, probably originating in the Galicia region in the northwestern-most point, just west of Asturias, where my genetic heritage is half from...... there's a lot to be said for a strong box........normally you see small business people utilizing them to deposit the day or week's takings, thousands of dollars..........but, if you're like benji, you jack off into a cup and put that in the strong box and slam it heavily shut on it's heavy, strong box, hinges, to a surgeon type guy who uses his instruments to insert your sperm into an egg.........and then freezes it........ just sayin'............ talking about reproducing, so we have baby number three (conceived in the normal, non strong box way, on it's way to being made, a third of the way into its bun-life in the oven..........



okay subway, one broker has offered me to buy one nearby subway to my crib for 200k (officially 220k) - but anyway I told him I could only pay 150k........ anyway I want to try working a few Saturdays at a subway and complete my two years of heavy vehicle driving around mid june coming, before I take the subway challenge (if at all) -- it seems feasible though, I think i'll be over doting baby-sitting and bus driving by then and ready to just live in a subway, have some occasional help, employ someone, I have the money, that's for sure........ I mean there are other options, but it's something i'm seriously thinking about.........the subway for sale near my crib is actually poor location due to being on major/busy road (silverwater rd) about a mile from here as the golf ball flies (parabolically) i'm guessing..... to stop there in your car, you have to have it on your mind as your approaching it in the traffic, you won't even notice the flag they put out and then it's like almost a surgical driving manoeuvre just to pull into the parking lot which requires a ramp -- most of their business is from local pedestrian regulars from the surrounding businesses..... hardly anyone would pull in in a car coz of the business of the road


insert unwanted commercial break: has one of your testicles or adam's apple ever mysteriously disappeared momentarily? press skip ad after 4, 3, 2, 1  (you click and proceed)


sorry, just listening to jesse waters from day before election

so why haven't I been proceeding on the computer programming since I said I would? well for starters, I believe in reincarnation, so I have various future lifetimes to work on that.........not to mention potentially decades in this one

who knew Jeannie spoke Persian?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9L4NVc4HJo


Trump agenda: 1) repeal Obamacare with willing help from congress

2) reform tax code

3) structure a middle east foreign policy prioritized/based on establishing an official Kurdish state in northern Iraq (consult experts if unsure)

now with Trump president elect, the word on the street is: oh no! that means world war 3 is just around the corner!

ha ha, that's funny --- i'd trust Trump to do what he wants with china trade, we'll see as we go how that works........ he'll probably be a two-term president by the looks of it, will be interesting to see anyway, also the democrats could win the house of reps in two or four years time, also the senate next time round --- O'reilly was right about the republicans keeping control of senate and reps, you have to give him that! you can email him at oreilly@foxnews.com   just don't be priggish, whatever that means, not sure if it's related to a strong box


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHp5AZ-4X9g

feeling confused?

what's up fronds?   so happy 9/11 to you, that's the day that just went by and how we date in the non u.s.a world: November 9th.............

was just having an after work beer with a basque guy from the job..... careful to drink only 2 light beers and stay under the 0.05 alcohol limit.......... there's no traffic at night so pretty breezy to get around

the conversation was pretty random, also with some strangers there, but at some point the basque brought up gypsies and that brought to mind some memories from living in Murcia, spain, around 20 years ago --- then the conversation went to gun control in Australia and the martin Bryant port Arthur massacre and then I remembered being in Murcia at the time and my date, Elsa, broke the news to me, she was really shocked that that could happen......... when I got home there was some book on the table that someone had left lying around a playground recently, Disney kids' book: meet Elsa

that help your confusion any?

who's confused? all the media reporting on the u.s. elections, that's for sure....... except maybe fox news........ time for them to 'rearrange the window dressing in the shopfront', as Nietzsche would say.......

this is why, despite some of these journos making over 200k a year..... I do not envy their jobs: report on dopey polls, incorrectly, for months, act surprised when polls are wrong, report on a massacre of fags in florida....... comment on beyonce............ there's a pattern of lameness there......... still there's a lot of good articles being written........ the ny times and Washington post have both had interesting articles recently, but none whatsoever on politics..............the only intelligent punditry on politics has been from benji and karl rove.......... everyone else is just astounding dummies, completely out of sync with reality and the way the world is changing.......it's really astounding, kind of, it would be if it wasn't, allegedly, according to an unnamed source

political journalists.......... probably as a kind of bellweather state, we could take paul Krugman is the most clueless and then put all of nytimes behind him and then Washington post as the dumbest........ congratulations to usa today, surprisingly, they were able to keep their heads and keep it somewhat real........ disappointing to see how hopelessly fixated fox news were with their so-called 'poll's -- really had to tune out a lot

anyway, at least at the bar with the basque guy and co, they had some sailboat racing on the tv....... big spinnakers and stuff, and without them sailing into head-winds, that stuff is awesome

time to get some sleepy poops --- 29 days til the mother in law arrives, pros: less demanding childcare work, more time to sleep in and possibly get drunk (not my thing though, really, but maybe a little partying wouldn't go astray, who knows?), not having to live with her due to renting a room somewhere else.........cons: long train rides to work instead of breezy 10-15 minute drives, occasionally missing kids with their shenanigans - probably not that much, missing out on time with the wifi while she's pregnant -- i'll probably just sleep over...........it's going to be hectic: three kids, fingers crossed.......... if it's a girl i'd definitely call her Elsa if my wife agreed to it --- no idea what the baby would be called --- should it come into the world okay to begin with

time to sleep

ny times, nbc, cbs, cnn, abc can count! good for you!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AMLzVikTXmE&feature=youtu.be

the 7th art

will give you a run down soon of what we liked from those various new movie trailers, but quickly, on politics,


just watching a delayed telecast of Obama's rousing introduction to Hilary at Philadelphia on Monday.


just can't see her winning the presidency, despite being marginally softer on the eyes than Trump. Major problem: Obamacare, and unemployment, lack of growth in economy. They have performing seals at Taronga zoo in Sydney here, they put on a real good show and get all the fishy treats too, but they still don't get elected president of the u.s.


Trump losing to Hilary is thoroughly inconceivable, I just cannot believe it can happen. Now clap your flippers and make seal grunting sounds and wiggle your whiskers.


now to movies:


1st, hologram for the king, tom hanks
http://youtu.be/UW4OE1egbHs
benji would unquestionably watch this movie in full, but not any Dan browns nonsense nor sully which is too mediocre subject matter






2nd, baked in Brooklyn, about some kike in Manhattan that sells pot, benji would give it half an hour, getting old to watch that, but maybe with my kids in six years time, who knows, never too young to explain dangers of drugs


3rd, swing state... A satirical look at fox news channel. Funny, definitely watchable
http://youtu.be/aZJst4NA7SA


4th, Giggity, the musical, featuring Quagmire.... Just messin'! Would be awesome though, right? Too bad the McFarlane people are too stoned haha probably watching Flintstones reruns now and listening to Cyprus hill, silly!


5th, some movie about American Jews! Finally they're the subject of the movie and it's in America, not world war 2 gas-land somewhere all depressing.... looks very promising! Indignation.
.. http://youtu.be/ELKsrUssyQE
turns out this movie is based on a novel by phillip roth who is a famous and accomplished American jewish novelist....... watching some interviews with him and reading up on him, it seems like some of his books would be quite interesting to read, maybe starting with goodbye columbus -- he has a lot of books........ prior to discovering roth, the only jewish American writer of interest was joseph heller and i was interested in reading a couple of his books as a teenager but subsequently lost interest......... Roth also visited Prague a couple of times during communism and developed some relations there with local authors, the most famous would be Franz Kafka, however he was born around 100 years in Prague before Roth showed up there



6th... denzel Washington movie, fences........ looked at some of the associated reviews and interviews.... Washington seems like a competitive guy (in real life)

gym week 32: 2miles virtual bike ride as miniature shrunken dwarf in giant backyard

starting now with stretches on big ball, all muscles out of place everywhere, ball stretching feels good ...


spent the morning and late last night watching alot of Hollywood trailers, mostly a list, for soon to be released movies, around 30 I guess... Have my assistant fetch coffee and insert picture of kill bill wood punchy guy stroking his beard here....


ok that's enough for front on big ball, flipping over doing back now, then it's off to run.... Was telling a hotel manager here at the gym recently about Washington post and ny times being too pro Clinton.... He's American so he gets it... He's somewhat interesting to talk to and listen what he has to Say so might check with him in a moment


knees too sore for running, especially right knee


still smoking sporadically on and off

benji knows your thinking:

you think you're interested in doing one of those hocus-pocus chicken entrail spattering adivination thingy-majigs where you eviscerate a chicken, pay homage to the various smoke omens and then watch where the wind blows the spatters of chicken entrails in order to figure out if Hilary or Trump will win the presidency?

right?

you're kidding yourself, your real subconscious desire is merely to murder chickens....... maybe you're just hungry, who knows -- check your fridge for popcorn



https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=how+to+murder+a+chicken

gym week 31: 1km, 30 sit-ups

weight 122kg, typical

paying tía Sam again after a nine year break

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what a surprise this Halloween! Auntie Sam (the U.S. Govt) has managed to claw 'fuh-dean' ($14) from my pocket! I realized some weeks ago there was a claws [sic] on my newly opened bank account with Australia's institutional ANZ Bank, saying that I was considered a u.s. Resident for the bank's reckoning! This despite auntie Sam not openly proclaiming to garnish my salary, mmmm salad garnish, sorry.... Maybe will have to look into that! Certainly I had savings in the tens of thousands some years ago and aunty Sam wasn't garnishing them, seems it's a Barack thang. Benji's a longtime sceptic of the Irish race, and Barack is half Irish, so go figure.



anyhoo, shopping this morning with the kids on the way to the gym with it's cheap and overloaded daycare, Scarlet doesn't like it, Alex doesn't mind though.... I figured how I'd save aunty Sam some money: Caged chicken dozen eggs instead of free range: $1.30, discounted generic brand bread, $1.40 cheaper than nice Turkish style bread. Ripping stalks off broccoli before weighing, more nickels and dimes for aunty Sam. You get the idea.


ny times is now with a story: TRUMP stiffed a pollster company he engaged around 750k. Wouldn't put it past him. I really think he could save auntie Sam some big bucks if he puts his mind to it, I'd trust him, even though he has rascally traits. Hilary would blow the budget right out. Good on Comey* for having the cojones to take a stand, maybe I'll reward everyone by choreographing another great dance video one of these months, we'll see.


btw, I had one or two pairs of Halloween boxer shorts about twenty years ago that were good for a year or so. One I definitely recall was lime green with orange pumpkins and black bats (murciélago in Spanish) and suchlike, just sayin'




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now culler [sic] in and listen to Michael:
http://youtu.be/sFvENQBc-F8
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*pronounced comb-me (not cum-mi)


speaking of murciélagos, check out these used Lamborghini Murciélagos for sale:


http://carsales.mobi/car/lamborghini/murcielago/


if I was Comey I'd probably buy one, he made 6 million dollars in one year working for Lockheed Martin recently, a good Murciélago is only like a sixth of his yearly income, he probably pays around 40% tax on that I'd guess.

duresn't: pronounced - derr'sent... dare not, ex.: i duresn't arm wrestle Harry, heard he's on 'roids

...peer review bitches:

my first halloween?

I definitely remember Halloween in 2001, in Virginia, but can't recall actually celebrating, a more recent Halloween in my hometown where it seemed trick or treating had really become mainstream, as opposed to my childhood where it wasn't so......... and a Halloween in Hollywood/LA with a French date that her and I didn't actually dress up for but it was really big, just huge amounts of people outdoors......... there was a big streetfight at some point....... the Virginia Halloween I more remember the kind of dregs of it, like the next few days, household women would have leftover candy for you to snarf on --- (this latter particular demographic is pivotal for Trump to win the election, btw, - he has ten days to reach them - unfortunately, their primary conduits are the View, Barbara Walters, the Talk, and ti-vo'd schmaltz tv shows that's too late for Trump to reach them on..... i'd try to book an interview with Walters or 60 minutes or something or get his daughters to hit them up somehow --- those women with the 'women for Trump' pink signs might even do the trick, maybe get more of them!

anyway, I got dressed up as a Mormon, this is my first time dressing up for Halloween......... my daughter is obviously dressed as a skeleton........ we went to a party and all that......... being Elder Martin was pretty cool......... I gave Todd, the new church guy, a 'golden plate' as a Mormon kind of thing at the Halloween party....... (golden plates are a big thing with Mormons, just ask one) -- actually it was the license plate for my scooter, Colleen:  NFL-59 is the tag n umber..... still waiting for Todd to make it street-legal

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gym week 30: нула; gym week 31: 7km, 50 sit-ups + 1km skateboarded

last butt paff: October 17, late night


3 km uphill, 0.5% grade

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http://youtu.be/sKV0kTLPWBw

latest political wrap-up with benji

let's suppose Trump raped a 14 year old girl on the paedophile Epstein's fantasy island after flying his jet airplane, 'the Lolita express' down there for group sex parties........ both Trump and Bill Clinton were buddies with Epstein, a convicted paedo (non gay variety, unlike Bryan or Martin Singer, whatever his name is, director of Spider-Man, who is gay/straight freak weirdo and has sex with seventeen year old gay boys left, right and centre).........

let's assume Trump raped an underage girl and Bill Clinton didn't

Trump would STILL be a better President than Hilary Clinton, therefore, vote Trump

and as the NY times would say:


chances of winning the presidency:

Trump:   85%........... Clinton:   15%


just sayin'

movie review: they's some knickety-knack wiggers y'aawl (2016) kirsten wiig, owen wilson et al; quitting smoking again

okay my latest quit smoking time is around 11pm, October 14th (a Friday).... it'll be three nights by tonight and then 3 and a half by next morning so shouldn't be real difficult to lay off them for a while, we'll see..... there was a 65 day quitting commencing night of july 22nd, with the subsequent two and a half weeks being somewhat smokey ---- actually for the past three days my gums and teeth have been causing some kind of exquisite and intense pain.... perhaps that's gingivitis, or using an electric toothbrush, can't say -- still hurts though, or maybe from smoking too much

despite the movie being called: 'they's some knickety-knack wiggers y'aawl', it is spelt with an intentional typo in the poster to add to its cool 'chic'

Zach snuffolupogus (owner of mr. snuffolopugus from sesame street) has a farm (far away from sesame street) and there he has a sister and some cousins and they is all making babies with the sister (wiig) because they is some hillbillies............ one day they decide to read the adventures of huckleberry finn but none of them can read so they get the town librarian to read it to them..... she is blind and they take her outside and tell her to rub some speed humps as they cannot find huckleberry finn.......

after hearing some of the story they all decide they are black plantation negros and that they should find huckleberry finn and escape to the northern states with him............ unfortunately it's the 21st century and they must pass various inner-city ghettos filled with real black people in order to reach the north.........   nigger after nigger has mercy on them, despite realizing they's some cracker-arse wiggers on dope, seeing the black negro inside of them, waiting to come out...........

a hoot and a holler, more great work from wiig

not to spoil the ending, but underneath a rainbow, toward's [sic] the end (no pun intended) of the movie, bill Clinton's son makes a cameo to see if they is or be int'res-ted in creeping inflation, or, ummm, something - like

I just wanna meet my dad y'all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CowU8O8GUN4    (adventures of huck finn -- Elijah wood)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt0Zwu4PkhY  

ranger station, ranger speaking

hello i'd like to report a bear

where did you see it?

in the woods, outside of town

no need for alarm sir, you have your home, the bears have theirs

but this was no ordinary bear, he had jeans and a hat, and could talk

that's smokey bear, what did he have to say?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djb3YbRMWGU   (ice t)

he started playing ice t music and telling us scary campfire stories about the Clintons and all these

people that mysteriously died, that knew them, like more than thirty of them.... and how the FBI fingerprinted them: while they were in the white house......... I crapped my pants! he's still telling now, tell smokey to stop!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N58r2UFDGw


scary campfire stories aside, if the polarized media weren't fully into propaganda mode, they would be talking more objectively about the campaigners trump and Clinton. Is the trump campaign taking advantage of cell phone use by targeting people with sms and messaging to various apps?

#NEVER HILARY,  #ILOVEBIGnutsAND I CANNOT LIE;    #THANKS for not having me assassinated psychopath

check out bill Clinton's son:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vCXWoQDO8g



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7IWWlVgzvk

gym week 29: 3km

#NEVERHILLARY...... #FU%DGE!hILLARY

GUYS, do I receive a paycheck from some journalistic organization, lobbying group, whatever like that? no

I have no masters, I serve no political interest............ I am merely a simple pundit......... observe the following scene from the classic 1970s movie: one flew over the cuckoo's nest........... observe how all the crazy people get interested in a sport that isn't even playing on the tv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwwPUtz1el8

you might be forgiven if you think benji's interest in American presidential politics is similarly faux with comparison to the crazy folks getting wrapped up into the non-existent baseball game..........benji begs to differ...... even notwithstanding benji's virtually non-existent status in America outside of alien -- obviously benji has paid some taxes there to the IRS and is nominally a former u.s. resident for tax purposes according to the laws of the land there........ but really just, an alien...... with no particular ties there

neither has the Obama presidency caused benji any harm or suffering, probably on the contrary, it has probably been good for benji, although highly disadvantageous for many parties in Europe and the middle east not-withstanding, and this is not to say that the bush policy of warring in the middle east was a great thing either --- let's not worry about bush/Obama

benji's issue is that Hilary Clinton seems to be dodgie beyond belief, things that the right-wing media are even afraid to touch.........why are arkansaw police troopers giving interviews saying they helped bill Clinton procure over 100 hot arkansaw women for voluntary romantic rendezvous with Bill -- the policeman is even saying he drove the women around in his police car (THAT'D be awesome if the Trump campaign could trot that guy out)............ what kind of a woman stays in a phoney sham marriage for the sake of money and power?   how does she pile up 200 million dollars working for the govt.   how does the FBI let her get away with all kinds of crazy illegal shit? I cannot believe she's clean as a girl scout troup leader, no way jose...........   I know bill Clinton fired the head of the FBI but I am surprised he managed to cow anyone from challenging him in the law apart from the impeachment proceedings and being disbarred............... Hilary and Bill look dodgie as HELL to benji

much better the devil you know, even admitting Donald Trump is a chronic douche in his dealings with women on a non-business level, I wouldn't give a shit, let his wife or ex-wives or kids worry about that..... I guarantee he would do 200 times better for America's national interests and very many other national interests than Clinton would........... even if my interest rates ended up shooting up and I had to sell my house to get out of my mortgage, I would still vote for Trump, believe me, for the greater good, I am not kidding

there is no question.......... Trump HAS TO win this election:  MUST, no question

ergo, Benji concludes, Trump will win

Clinton:  dodgie, dangerous --- catastrophic -- unthinkable......... no way. Nyet


having said all that, if Clinton wins the presidency and the republicans retain control of both houses of congress.....  she'll veto anything to do with healthcare reform..........she's already said she won't commit troops to Iraq/Syria......... nothing will get done......... she won't be able to increase the debt with her govt. loans for universities ideas, the republicans won't let it even get to her desk....... the left-wing Hillary backers can pretend what they want, or create whatever fantasy-land they like and can go licking polls all day long, just make sure they aren't frozen, it doesn't change much, I guarantee, it's extremely unlikely Hilary will get elected, it just would mean gridlock for four years, or at least 2 years...... just cannot see Hilary winning and the Democrats winning one of the houses..... doesn't seem likely

we'll see

American talk back radio caller makes disturbing comments

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0116277/reviews?ref_=m_tt_urv#showAll




continuing on that last post about Charlemagne's wife Hildegard, I find this woman was a real trooper. She followed her husband around from city to city, warring, and bore him various children, beginning at a surprisingly early age. She gets a thumbs up, she must have been an interesting character and maybe I'll get to meet her in the afterlife.


Considering Hilary Clinton though, I find her finky. Finky, finky poops, if you will. The southern blob, tom Sullivan, a conservative American talk show host, was reminding his listeners of her Haiti donations scandal. Trump is really not kidding when he calls her crooked Hillary. I really think a lot of her supporters are naive to, and do not want to believe what a little monster she might actually be.


I think Trump should just really inform unaware voters or potential voters of Hilary's corruption as they may really be unaware!


and all her millionaire do-gooder vampire cronies everywhere reappropriating misspent public funds... Don't be a Seymour Trump! Drive a rusty nail into the root of that problem!


http://youtu.be/5ea5jKFGgUw

fußböllen live, carolina vs tampa bay, comfy viewing at da play centre

In 747, Easter fell on April 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mINN7JdQSOs  (juvenile)
 



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlemagne





http://youtu.be/F7ANyKS9ueA   (Clinton documentary)




https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b1ZAqCi1mhs    (Clinton documentary)


howdy strangers.... so you wouldn't believe it, after fertilizing five eggs in a clinic under a microscope, successfully carrying one of those eggs to fruition in the form of our first son, then a miscarried egg that failed after a week or so in the womb, and then a third egg bearing successful fruition in the form of our daughter, Scarlet.... and one or two fertilized and frozen eggs thrown out......... the wiffster and myself found ourselves in a position of mutual loathing and preparedness to basically separate -- potential divorce ---- then, this morning, the wiffster comes back from the doctor with the news she's pregnant.......... see what quitting smoking for two months can do for your sperm????  it seems the conception day was around September 11th, around a month ago now...... reckoning that wiffy's last period was due around august 28th, which would have been maybe her second or third since bearing Scarlet, since there was no period for well over a year since birth...... it seems all of Benji's careful gymming around and non-smoking for a paltry two months plus switching from a poultry/red meat diet to eggs, red beans and some tofu did the trick............ unplanned pregnancy........ she did say repeatedly she didn't want to do anymore ivf but if she fell pregnant naturally, she'd go with it, the news of it just happened at a critical point in our relationship where we hit a low point and got to detesting each other

I hope the little egg makes it to full term, but you can't count your chickens before they hatch, the first tri-mester is always the most vulnerable for miscarriage.....  not being a planned pregnancy, I never kept a log of when we had sex but consulting my blog, I calculate it was sometime around watching the new movie, 'brother nature' (2016), and the older movie: 'old school' (2003).... however I do not recall having sex around these dates but anyway whatever...........we're going to the doctor tomorrow morning to get blood test results back so we'll see......

I have to say I feel pretty vulnerable in my relationship with the wiffster but i'm all for another baby, even if we do end up divorcing......... she says she'd be willing to sell the apartment and buy a bigger house, we'll see what happens, it's early days............


moving on, i'm interested, as dorky as it may seem, to read up on Charlemagne and his second wife, Hildegard of the Vinzgau, who bore him most of his children and the heirs to his conquests, which included northern regions of spain from where my own parents hail from (at a time a lot, if not most, of spain was moslem) -- this is going back 1200 years mind you.... I can't say with certainty where my parents direct line ancestors were in those days but I wouldn't be at all surprised if they were still living in northern spain even back then.............. I will tell you, prior to the news of wiffy's pregnancy, the two of us were considering separation/divorce (she was insisting on it!) and I was therefore seriously considering going to live in northern spain for a spell, to spend time in my parents' respective parts of spain (Asturias and Palencia), starting with the former and with more interest for the former due to the mountainous nature of the land there and the character of the people, although I would like to spend some time in Palencia too..... in fact, I could quite easily spend five year I would imagine just flittering around various parts of northernmost spain, I would imagine, along or nearby the atlantic coast.................

apart from Charlemagne and Hildegard, i'm interested in Bill and Hillary........... calculate that these are two power couples full of scandal and war and dark secrets and Benji's interested in researching them somewhat and drawing comparisons........... it's an interesting thing about history, because, even 1200 years ago, people are very similar to people nowadays........... we'll let you know how it goes !


As no exact date of birth of Hildegard was recorded, was assumed that at the time of her wedding she could be between 12 and 14 years old. A marriage at this age is not unusual for that time, since the age of marriage was set at puberty. In Roman law, which was very well received by the Church, the minimum age for marriage for girls of 12 years has been established.^[8]
An intense physical relationship between the spouses was demonstrated by the fact that, during her 12 years of marriage, Hildegard had 8 pregnancies (including one set of twins) and remarkably chronicles never mentioned either miscarriages or stillbirths. She accompanied Charlemagne on many of his military campaigns: she gave birth her second child and first daughter, Adelaide, during the siege of Pavia, capital of the Kingdom of the Lombards (September 773/June 774), but she died during the return journey to France. In 778, Hildegard accompanied her husband as far as Aquitaine, where she gave birth the twins Louis and Lothair.^[9] In 780/781 she traveled with Charlemagne and four of their children to Rome, where the sons Louis and Carloman (renamed Pepin after his baptism by Pope Adrian I) were appointed sub-kings of Aquitaine and Italy, respectively. This contributed to the strengthening of the alliance between the Carolingians and the Papacy.^[10] Because of her frequent pregnancies, can be presumed that Hildegard accompanied her husband on further campaigns, at least temporarily.
Hildegard died on 30 April 783, according to Paul the Deacon, from the after effects of her last childbirth.^[11] She was buried on 1 May in the Abbey of Saint-Arnould in Metz. Following the wishes of Charlemagne, in her grave were burn candles and daily prayers must be said for her soul.^[12]