Thursday, November 17, 2016

the honor of the auspicious 1080th post goes to: anorexia and actress zoe kazan

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/11/20/theater/zoe-kazan-on-overcoming-an-eating-disorder.html




yes! That's right! Anorexia is so serious, let's lobby for a new secretary to join the joint chiefs: Secretary for anorexia, it's no laughing matter.


homework assignment: Read zoe's article written on the cusps of her thirties about age 19. Then start a new essay set on her 40th birthday, beginning with the following paragraph:


nobody wrote a manual on negotiating one's 30s, and I'd seen numerous of my thespian peers before me go astray from bad relationships with questionable movie directors, so I decided on my 30th birthday to have ten of my eggs artificially produced and frozen. Finally I found a suitable mate who I acted with on the Dawson's creek 2019 revival movie, while dreamy at first, he showed early signs of disinterest in our marriage after our second child, we divorced the following year amicably. Then I met Eduardo, he was everything James wasn't: Argentinian, raised in Afghanistan by a family of goat herders after his parents who worked for the u.n. Peace and love group were kidnapped and hung from a cliff top after being told they'd be bunji jumping.


your turn, insert 1000 words here, use the 'pot belly' precisely 8 times and 'fiasco' twice.
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