ok, so my idea for Giggity, the musical, is as follows: Opening scene (turns out to be a dream sequence), the catalog scene from Mozart's don Giovanni, Obviously the catalog would feature quagmire's lovers and he'd be like don Giovanni
http://youtu.be/INF9r5jju0A
quagmire wakes up from his dream, brushes teeth with dildo shaped electric toothbrush, hears commercial on radio asking for sperm donors.... Years later, it turns out quagmire has 20,000 children around the world from his sperm bank donations. Then 60 minutes does a story about it featuring thousands of them at conventions, skyping, whatever. However it turns out quagmire wins the lottery all of a sudden but his offspring learn from Bambara Walters and he ends up with no money, especially after feeling sorry for the Ethiopian kids
insert montage scene with music, hands in pockets, looking down, feeling jealous of brad pitt's kiddy drama etc
to be continued (yes, you can whittle)
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