just to clarify how badly Colbert sux, in case it wasn't clear after the last post..... just caught a few minutes of his monolog then bruce springsteen comes on and he really looks like quagmire from family guy --- don't know or care what's going on in his personal life, having enough with ignoring my own family in spain and watching the years tick by as they ignore me too....... but he really looks like quagmire -- from family guy -- so much so that if I were one of the exploited south Korean caroonists drawing quagmire daily -- i'd probably just study bruce springsteen walking onto Colbert's set over and over again
happily, this is not benji's fate....... Colbert....... wow -- it's a sign of the patheticness of humanity when the torchbearer of human evolution, on a Darwinian scale, the united state of America.... provides an audience to a complete dolt like Colbert
do you remember when ted cruz was preaching he wanted to be president and some plant or random dude said succinctly: 'you suck!' --- where was that guy whenever Colbert is around? they should hire that guy to follow Colbert around everyday, including on stage and just keep doing that because that's really what he needs
let's be serious, if you had to go eat ribs with Colbert or Cruz, you would have to be a seriously retarded numb-nuts, like have seriously weak testicles to go get ribs with Colbert..... at least with Cruz you could pick his brain and ask him about flora in texas or something and end up enjoying your meal.......with Colbert you'd be eyeing your fork, wondering if you should just drive it through your own wrist and scream: 'I've got Tourette's man! the secret's out!' just to cause a distraction and get out of there
does anyone know why Colbert isn't constantly covered in tomato sauce, kind of like paul newman? but more like from people throwing tomatoes on him everytime he opens his idiot mouth up? beats the absolute living shit out of me, that's a great mystery of the universe..... but probably the tomato farmers would riot and it would cause a lapse in the supply chain and there'd be all kinds of tomato and pizza industry and spaghetti industry lobbyists and people against it, being that it would all be construed as cruelty to tomatoes.... that must be why
finally, just to make this point resoundingly clear..... do you know that faith no more song where the last line is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilIDkkD0jIg
'i'll just tell them what my daddy told me: you ain't never going to amount to nothing....' if only Colbert's dad could have told him that and he could do something useful for the Cosmic like grate cheese or be a ski instructor or something
the case of Colbert is puzzling and troubling..... especially when you consider the hordes of lost souls in their 20s and early 30s that constitute a big part of his demographic....... lost and stupid people --- poor broken humanity........perhaps mr. t said it best: 'I pity the fool'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG0yq2ATWbc
by the way, remember Stephen boscho? didn't he produce la law, like back in the 80s? isn't that the same guy that's now producing the new tv show with taye diggs: Murder in the first? that's a cool show -- thumbs up there -- at least someone is competent
check out mr t: he's cool:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHt49t6EC_4
Colbert sucks though -- it's like you go to 711 to buy cold refrigerated coffee and there's like a drunken wreck collapsed in his own vomit you have to step over, that's Colbert --- just a sad mess --- really pitying the fool
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