no not the software company, when the oracle is available, when the moobn [sic] is full and Neptune is just so with Venus, then it is that tea leaves and telegraphic wires are forsaken. Sewerage tunnels like in the teenage mutant ninja turtles are taken too, as the oracle too lives under the city, somewhere under the rail line passing by Central park, possibly near the upper west side, can't say, don't know, not in the know. But it's said nobody has seen the oracle's face, even Washington insiders with contacts in the FBI and cia are flummoxed: where did the oracle go to school, whats his or her gpa? It doesn't eat rats, does it?
the murmur in the traditional assembly place quietened suddenly: only the drip drip of a distant tap could be heard
"in 48-51 days from today, an event will occur which will take all of your oxygen," the oracle only ever spoke in riddles, "therefore i recommend executing the Tallahassee offensive play"
"what is it?" someone asked?
"what are you, insane?" the oracle responded
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