those are the days of our lives Rush Limbaugh and everyone else out there!

those are your frickin' days bitches

what's up bitches? here's something you can do for kicks, grab an hourglass, throw it at a nearby wall and scream at the top of your lungs! "those are the days of our lives, bitches!".... you'll be sure to get some attention..... then go on some non-sensical rant about your fictitious boss, Ivan.... in no time you'll seem like the nutcase girl Maria in today's Washington Post who technically wasn't crazy but rather had excellent access to excellent healthcare which meant someone was able to detect a thrumming in her pre-frontal cortex region which meant something dubious but was randomly treated with an anti-cancer medication by a questionable expert

which leads us to today's u.s. media review: coast to coast am, bravo! they had a delightful segment on faux experts, well done, and good to see you leaving the crazy black hole mumbo-jumbo to rush limbaugh, very refreshing, who actually elicited some laughter with his comments about m370 disappearing into a black-hole, quite amusing....as  usual Glen Beck is struggling to not appear gay, even going to the extreme of acting the village idiot or chronic douche....... just listent to the into to Glen Beck's show: it screams at you: i'm such a douche, i couldn't possibly be gay, right! not that there's that much wrong with being gay, i guess, that's Glen Beck, alla Glen Beck as they say in Spain

who else was there? can't remember, the only other thing apart from Rush's black-hole talk that brought a laugh was pulling up next to three muchachas sleeping outside the Enmore theatre, seemingly waiting to buy tickets for something, i asked them if they were waiting to buy tickets to the teletubbies, which was devilishly witty of me old boys (and girls) if i may say, and the girl's response was equally delightful, an appalled 'nooo!'
how amusing, so easy to make fun of

but we're not happy because there wasn't enough money, in fact, last tuesday was so bad, as bad as today's tuesday, that we took the rest of the week off last week (wednesday, thursday and friday), choosing instead to be around the wifi we married, for better or worse, many times, seemingly, for worse, as a seemingly inevitable consequence of not working........... somehow, that week of not working (apart from last tuesday) seemed like some kind of euphoric timeless nirvana, in the sense of not having to work (not in the sense of being annoyed by wifi though), and only a week without work felt like an entire month without work......... anyway, do any philosophers or quantum physicists as they are called these days really think time is real? it's an abstraction of human consciousness but we don't know what our consciousness is without a body unless we buy a new-age book on near death experiences, some of which seem questionable........  the bad business last week was understandable due to easter holiday combining with war memorial day to create a bridge holiday for a lot of people, but if this week pans out as bad as today did then i would say a major stock market crash is highly imminent

the washington post also had an article by some gay guy that was sexually abused by his grandfather he says, and his family was very accepting of that when he finally came out with that, which reminds one of south park and the family guy people for the first time in months now, not having thought about them for months, but that kind of scenario is right up their jolly little alley, along with the bryan singer saga one supposes

finally we rest, like a horsefly on dog poop it intends to vomit on then suck up its own vomit, on washington post's serious journalistic article (for the previous two articles mentioned weren't serious but superfluous claptrap as the english say), about the CIA resettling afghanistan's biggest torturer and intelligence chief and the CIA's go to guy for torture in afghanistan under the stinking crook Karzai with his minions and their millions of dollars of CIA money squirreled into their Bahrain bank accounts, can you imagine if Benji was made president of the world? with full dictatorial powers? none of this democracy business? these CIA types that throw millions at some corrupt thugs around the world to lord it over the people, even RESETTLING THEM IN LOS ANGELES! these guys would be pushed off a cliff after being told they were being sent on a holiday blind-folded, sydney too would have better roads, and europeans would be forbidden to express their opinions except in writing and subject to having it sent to a burocratic centre in brussels where it would immediately be recylced without being read, oh what a wonderful world it would be, let me tell you

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/mystery-surrounds-move-of-afghan-torturer-in-chief-to-us-amid-allegations-of-agency-abuse/2014/04/28/0916144a-ca4b-11e3-93eb-6c0037dde2ad_story.html?hpid=z1

how an average citizen would look if Benji were dictatorial outright ruler of the entire planet