Thursday, April 3, 2014

David letterman announces his departure

listening to coast to coast am after dropping first customer of shift, a thorough douchebag if ever there was one.

being a rotten guy somewhat you'd think benji would be happy about it or indifferent but benjis spin is different, what wed really like to see is Dave having his thighs and face and possibly nipples caressed by some gay dude, preferably ricki martin, even if he has to stay on air until he's 90. This should be done on a regular taped interview on his show, with Paul present to witness. I think by avoiding this scenario, this fear , Dave is acting like Maria in the sound of music, running back to the convent, avoiding admiral von trapp. Frolicking on the beach in faux gay mode with Steve martin doesn't cut the mustard. Dave is acting out of fear, Rickie is very handsome anyway, it's unclear why Dave should avoid his duty, it's not like they should kiss or anything, just discover daves sensitivities.

 Is that twisted?

man kwos has the most retarded commercial you could imagine, some country western singer sounding like she's singing about how much she loves her hubby but instead it's about"real protection, real insurance", see if i were Joseph Stalin and we all were in Russia, benji could have that woman deported to a labor camp.

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