movie reviews: 'divergent' and 'the hidden hand'

but before we do, let's touch on that last post a little, they're gonna need a helluva lot of those pretty umbrellas in nyc if what the scientists say is true that the whole city will be underwater in 100 years time..... we'll see........ the idea occurred to little old moi a moment ago: what would it be like going to a walmart with some producers from NBC's Today show and some ap/reuters styled journalists 'reporters'

walk in, get greeted, nbc producer: where are the flashing lights things? like rudolf the red nose reindeer, we could get a great shot of that..... sir it's july, it's 100 degrees outside, there's no rudolf...... ok do you have something that flashes? otherwise can we use your bbqs....... are you filming here today? i don't see a film crew..... no, we're just here to shop, this is just how i act all the time

reuters styled journalists.... ambles slowly down the aisle with a nostalgic eye tinted by recently reading 19th century romance novels...... finally alights on an interesting looking worker, possibly smells a story.... peers over her shoulder, she's removing vases from a box, her hands look calloused and work-worn....... possibly been a carpenter for three or more generations in her family, the light blends into her skin like it did in her forefathers days as they migrated from Germany to escape the Kaiser in the 1890s...... what's that darling? no i'm not a woodworker, these vases are all from china, i'm just filling in for pete, he's sick today......... no, no intergenerational woodworkers in my family and we aren't German either........ but the wrinkles and callouses?..... they're just from getting old......... so you struggled to put your family through college working two jobs.......... no, i had a flowershop, i got sick of it and just decided to work part-time, i almost finished university but couldn't get a scholarship in my last year because i wasn't black....... the reuters journalist turns pallid...... eek, horrible story, better move on

does that make sense?

anyway movie reviews:

divergent.........look nowadays you can get an email from your russian buddy with a link to google drive that is playing a movie that's out in the cinemas and doesn't cost you any megabyte credits to watch from google drive and some cat has filmed it in a cinema somewhere, this means you can watch a movie on your phone while you're walking to the park, pause, do some shopping, watch some more wherever, pause again, etc....... for some weird reason, this movie reminds me of the movie class of 1984, but i don't know why, especially since i can't even remember how that movie goes, not having seen it probably since like 1985 as a little kid............. anyway this movie was reasonably entertaining -- watch out for mom and daughter in running street gun battle and girlie fist-fighting ---- like the movie with the girl with the bow and arrow, alot of youth violence and definitely something for teenage girls to do between sex, masturbation, cutting themselves and purging........ 3 and a quarter stars out of 5, bravo

moving on: 'the hidden hand' ufo documentary.... paid $5 u.s. dollars to watch it.... nowadays you can pay a one off fee to watch a movie, like on youtube for 24 hours........ benji's movies are free but no-one watches them anyway, but if we had a 50 million dollar marketing fund, we could get you to eat dog crap and say it's cool and sell you a t-shirt saying i ate dog crap and it tasted great so go figure.........anyway this movie's great....... aliens are definitely real and watch out for the grey ones cause they just don't care, they will cut you up and use you for genetic experiments or re-productive experiments, there's no escape but try garlic anyway because you never know

good sirrraaahhhhh!