Wednesday, April 30, 2014

BRRR it's cold, time to break out the missouri jumper


that's what a sweater's called in australia bitches, a jumper....... go figure......and if you need a cigarrette lighter, just ask for a lida, otherwise people will think you talk funny....... don't forget, after 12, ferdean....and after sevendean, a dean.........and after ferdean (13), fo-dean.........learn how to speak australian, bitches

anyway, the weather has really started to cool right down here which means my missouri tigers jumper is out and getting used after months in the closet, jumping........ and my sweat pants, this season's pajamas.........

there's not much to report, Rush is obsessing about stuff in general...... Missouri radio KWOS is still playing the real protection, real affordable insurance song....... the DJs at Michiana 95.3 are still much more giggly-er (and possibly degenerate than the KWOS people)......... coast to coast is doing great......... didn't listen to Glen Beck so that's a bonus and GMA still has attention deficit disorder and obsessing about england's royal family.......maybe they can call for a royal inquiry into paedos in hollywood or something, just sayin'

anyway, many, many long months ago, remember reading a little bit about Missouri history on wikipedia...... it seems that quite a lot of frenchies settled there, i guess it's somewhat close to Louisiana and the frenchies just kind of like Missouri and Louisiana, there were some battles and stuff in the early 1800s, can't remember much of it now but it seemed interesting.......

there was an interesting movie on tv before work today, about mormons, set in the 19th century, i think with cristina applegate....... something about eden, back from eden or something like that..... cannot find it at all on imdb so if i actually hallucinated it, the plot was as follows: applegate plays a mormon girl in sorry, the 19th century, around 1920s judging by the cars........ there are two mormon brothers in a quaint little town in utah, one is a nyc city-slicker type, the other a farmer in small-town mormon utah.......applegate's character is horny and humps the city-slicker bro but then after seeing one of the village girl's suicides in a river while pregnant realizes she justs wants to marry asap and have a kid before bugging out so she marries the brother of humpty dumpty asap, if i didn't actually hallucinate that entire movie and people really made it, including applegate and not some other actress that looks like her, good for you guys

just found out on imdb applegate had a double-masectomy, that'd really suck balls big time, if i were a woman i'd rather my hubbie beat me up solid for a few years, not indefinitely though, than get a double masectomy

one time in china i was humping some girl that wasn't real hot but then a complete and utter hotty came along so i dumped the first girl and went with the hotty....... she chose english name 'cecilia', so one day we were walking along in guangzhou and i started doing my impersonation of billie bibbit from cuckoo's nest: 'ce-ce-ce-ce-cecelia, will you m-m-m-m-m-m-arry me?'....... actually i didn't want to marry her at all and wasn't trying to give her that impression, just goofing off, not sure if she knew what was going on, i went off to live in nyc shortly thereafter -- all the taxis were yellow there

florida has severely flooded, despite liking all the republicans, and yes, i'd donate at least $5 to y'all by your fundraising deadline this week and would have liked to donate $25 and have my name engraved at your reagan memorial, but bidness (business) has been so bad lately with easter and all, just can't afford it, sorry..... anyway, despite republicans denying climate change, actually, florida and nyc will end up underwater by the end of the century is not alarmist science, it's important for republicans to realize that, and fracking isn't necessarily swell either

okay i found it! it's called 'a loss of innocence' in america but maybe something else in australia.... it's a 1996 telemovie and it's not actually applegate although it really looks like her, it's Jennie Garth, so glad we got that sorted out

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116921/?ref_=ttpl_pl_tt

oh that's where i knew her face! she played Kelly on 90210........... if you go to madrid, Kelly means 'home' (keli).........maybe that's why i was confused.........anyway, the Kelly from 90210 kind of looks like applegate anyway, they're both hottie pants

man i used to watch 90210 in madrid when i was 16 with my cousin Belen......and before that i think it was very popular with schoolmates in western sydney too, man that was a long time ago!

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