when all else fails, Dr Phil, ACTUALLY TMZ

Alex and Lyubov are still bonding.... i cannot believe he was crying his brains our for her to put him to sleep -- that's complete rejection ---- i'm searching for crumbs, scraps of love from my wife, she doesn't give a shit.....

nobody needs me, even the various corporations making a dime advertising on Dr Phil do not need me.... i'm not feeling sorry for myself, even if I am Al Bundy or on the road to it, because Dr Phil is on and it's southern fried chicken day there y'all by the looks of it, some episode possibly from 500 years ago, who can say, some lady called Lynn has been 'forced to become the black sheep of the family' and some kid has a dad in the military, can't wait for the commercials to end so as can find out what's going on

then it's TMZ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJz1wxjxbwQ (tyler) ....... i am the pathetic sweat pouring down my face

DR PHIL ended after the break and couldn't make heads or tails except they were all honkeys with southern kinds of accents, now TMZ is on, this is my last recourse for love, they say love hides in crazy places, is it possible to find love on TMZ? i'll let you know.... at least pudsy wants to be my friend, we haven't bonded in a long time but i've just let him or her in and gave him/her some milk....... TMZ people are talking about some dude that declared bankruptcy, chapter 7 and still gets to keep his dog, now they're gonna talk about some psychic called Sylvia Browne