Sunday, November 10, 2013

october 9, 2011 saturday night live review; with Ben Stiller and Foster the people


http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/monkeys-as-critics/posts/recap-saturday-night-live-ben-stiller-and-foster-the-people

opening scene with mitt romney: excellent

ben stiller/jew food section; satisfactory

chanel commarcial [sic]: satisfactory

fox news section: satisfactory, benji also took time to read the 'corrections' by pausing/frame advance, again, satisfactory  (note: satisfactory does not equal stellar)

airplane commarcial:  25 years future dude, hitting on himself:  lincoln financial group - better than satisfactory, almost excellent..... so, great

recent cover of TIME magazine stirs controversy by featuring a picture of Chris Christie that looks suspiciously like an elephant


ben stiller in shoe store:  fashion battle...... satisfactory to better than satisfactory but not quite 'great' -- definitely funny though

future dude on airplane:  lincoln financial, funny

weekend update with seth myers:   (note: this section has never been funny in the benji's limited knowledge of the show, having seen max of 7 episodes or so) -- first joke: not funny;  chris christie joke: not funny, needed to make christie's fatness butt of joke, not palin; herman cain joke: not funny but true...... espn body issue jose reyes: not funny, not because i don't know much about sports but because this section isn't funny; madonna half time: not funny; 680 pound man in texas joke: not funny............. halloween joke: punchline: not funny, nearest to it though.... the dog is funny pooping and it's unlikely anything else will be so will just fast forward.... (next joke wasn't funny either food mart)

fast forward to stefan: he's interesting but unclear how he can laugh at his own joke --- extremely unprofessional, not even funny jokes and he's laughing at them! wha???? it was all stupid, now ben stiller is in the shot it might get funny.... let's see: nope.... this entire segment: weekend update, looks like a failure, i think a lot of people in the audience just laugh at that because they're failed losers, not because they even thought one single joke was funny because none of it was, not even the modern family fat kid joke (note: i would never watch one two second snippet of modern family because that is too far beneath me, but i still respect the al bundy character immensely

ben stiller introduces a song and it looks like it's all over

not bad results for SNL, best episode benji's ever seen

now fast forwarding to today 11th november, fox news was trying to talk up chris christie running for president again

marK:     this is DMX's masterpiece: Lord gimme a sign

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE9mc0XcFAs

now i want you to imagine instead of dedicating this song to Jesus, he is actually dedicating it to Chris Christie and that instead of saying 'Lord' he is saying 'Fatso' and instead of saying 'Jesus', he's saying 'Christie'

my mother Marisol's friend, Maureen (right) says an American cotton company is poisoning her family's little town east of  Bourke in north-northwest NSW state in order to save money disposing waste, she says they're making the Aboriginal townspeople sick


now that idea is funnier than SNL's 'weekend update' cited above and on a par with SNL's other skits listed above which were of quite a good quality, seemingly higher than 'usual' (again, note, i wouldn't have watched more than 10 or so episodes of SNL in my entire life) -- but this one had the funniest things, they should go to the nearest dumpster and find the writers of this episode they probably fired years ago scrambling through trash - and immediately rehire them

colombus day joke: loose dirt for native americans: yes that's funny but possibly mean, just hung out with my mom's australian aboriginal friend and she's saying her little town near bourke in country nsw is being poisoned by an american cotton company causing illness among the aborigines, it's not cool for african americans to make fun of native american indians like that..... the rest is satisfactory, but evidences manic use of crystal meth and other drugs by the writers..... you can pretend reality doesn't exist, but it does....  this section isn't that funny or strong as you'd like to think, but it isn't totally lame either......... it's satisfactory, nothing to jack off about

next -- lincoln plane commarcial  yes that's funny

ben stiller, bruce springsteen:  see ben stiller is completely carrying this section which is funny: this one time we all got bandannas --- that's funny --- 10 from the canadian judge, 10 from the russians, 10 from the poles, the crowd gasps and waits to see if the romanians will score 10 too......... a perfect 10, wow

change the odds,  very slick --- this episode demonstrates a high level of mastery - tinyballs - bravo

ben stiller deserves a lick in the armpit (or both of them) for this show -- i would give it to him (i wouldn't enjoy it sexually though - but he probably would - not saying he's gay, i'm just a very sexy person)






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