benji interviews reginald the koala from american dad to find out what's wrong with Colbert and company and why they even exist

formerly homeless

Hi Reginald, welcome to my blog, let's get straight to business, no not gum leaves, the frenchman Colbert, has he won anything? ever; are he and his writers reincarnated bolsheviks in bodies with at least 70% french dna? how come the nazis didn't try gassing Colbert and his writers' ancestors instead of European Jewry and Gypsies?

Well for starters, as a formerly homeless person, let me say that the Gypsies are a much maligned group. To answer your other questions: No, yes and don't know.

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Well I actually did some research on Colbert and his writers, without mentioning names, and it's an amazing co-incidence, but no less so than a homeless person like myself becoming a koala that works for the CIA on missions n' stuff; one of them once was in a swim meet with amputees from various wars, the person in question from Colbert's show had all four limbs, whereas his competitors had no limbs, neither arms nor legs, and all of them were called Bob.... anyway, the guy from the Colbert show came last......... and there was another member of the Colbert family, they were in a pie eating competition with a bunch of people in a hospital who just had their jaws wired up, against, placed last......... and Colbert....

Enough Reginald, i've heard enough...... what about the predominance of French DNA in the target audience and writers and Colbert?

That's an interesting point, alot of marketing experts mistakenly take his demographic as the college kids looking forward to unemployment in a work that no longer needs dissipate, alcoholic, white anglo supremacist whores, and under 35 year olds in general, however, scientific DNA research has shown that only people with at least 25% French DNA could even watch an entire episode of Colbert's french cheese extravaganza..... there was some confusion because until a recent breakthru in DNA tasting lead by the communist Chinese, it was understood alot of the audience's genes originated from England, but then it was realized they weren't any kind of germanic or celtic type of gene but actually there was a predominance of French genes from the Norman invasion by William the conqueror in 1066, and sundry franco-anglo wars.

So that explains why watching Colbert is like visiting France, and spending more than a week there and subsequently feeling bored and interested in paisley designs all at once?

Bingo.

Thanks Reginald, you were homeless before but now you're cute as a button.